Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[toilet_rainbow]

That Tesla meme discourse made me recall Staph enthusiastically expressing how adorable she found tranny estrogen induced microdicks. Described them as looking like “smol, soft birbs” that she wanted to pet. She only started really being openly interested in (fictional) well hung men after starting T.

I know that the discussion was about pooners, but that’s all I could think about. What a blast from the past. I actually almost forgot that vintage lore.

 

[DatBepisTho]

That Tesla meme discourse made me recall Staph enthusiastically expressing how adorable she found tranny estrogen induced microdicks. Described them as looking like “smol, soft birbs” that she wanted to pet. She only started really being openly interested in (fictional) well hung men after starting T.

I know that the discussion was about pooners, but that’s all I could think about. What a blast from the past. I actually almost forgot that vintage lore.

Right?
Testosterone is kinda the horniest of hormones, and some men will do anything/go degen to bust a nut... It totally tracks with pooners on the pure uwu asexual to horndog 'gay'lord pipeline.

 

[Jackpot]

Right?
Testosterone is kinda the horniest of hormones, and some men will do anything/go degen to bust a nut... It totally tracks with pooners on the pure uwu asexual to horndog 'gay'lord pipeline.

Everyone knows when Staph flexes her artistic autistic muscles on the drum and patch crafting, the "smol birbs" come flocking. It's a shame she is a spectre size queen now or she could be drowning in ghastly micros.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She's been pretty boring recently. New banner and pfp:

Clock that t-shirt: 'I'm no longer a danger to society' LMAO WTF does that mean. OK groomer.

WE ACCEPT ALL HERE AS DO THE GODS.


Loki helped elect the new pope. He also sends signs through the TV and radio. Oh, and bugs. Schizo talk.


If you regularly feel like bugs are crawling on you, maybe question your hygiene.


Another sign she knows fuck all about cat ownership. Cats will stick their noses into food on plates, some eat what is left. Stop leaving food out so that your cat gets to it. Also, why the fuck are you eating from paper plates? Using a throw away plate isn't very eco-friendly pagan druid of you.


Because you keep feeding her.


Trump causes people to get cancer, apparently.

Fake news existed before AI, Gyro. You have always knee jerk reacted to anything online without fact checking it first, because you love being mad or upset. At least the bots are training her to finally fact check.


Informative, as always. She just assumes the world knows what 3% is.


Staph still doing her neighbourhood watch.


Oh no, Yarrow! You're headed for the camps!


She was shortly blocked from these posts for her edginess.


OK.


I like to imagine that one day she will realise that Christians get to have the best slapfights, so she becomes one just for the oppression points, then proceeds to god spouse Jesus and write smutty gay fan fic of him.


OK, whitey. In Staph's case, she really really does not like being thought of as American.


3 cases of green tea a month, at least.


No one knows what you're talking about.


This is today. If you go to the church website, there is this on their calendar:

No idea what this 'AFTER meeting' is, apart from something tranny, but it's held at the same time as the 'alternative' church service. This isn't the AFTER meeting, but apparently is a regular service that welcomes sex offenders so Staph and her friends are in great company.

ETA: Forgot these.

Just say Raven Kaldera.

This comment was left on her drumming video. I just thought her instant defence mode reply was great.

True projection, because she knows full well why she was huffing and puffing. lol fat.

 

[brooky]

Trump causes people to get cancer, apparently.

Yes, 3 Doors Down played at the inauguration almost 10 years ago. Now the singer has cancer. KARMA!

The lead singer of Fountains of Wayne, who played Stacy's Mom and AFAIK never hurt anyone, died of Covid early in the pandemic and was only in his early 50s. Karma???

No. The universe is mostly just chaos. Shit just happens regardless. For someone who loves a God of chaos, she really doesn't seem to get it.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Yes, grandma, white is the only ethnicity that has multiple cultures in it. As we all know, Africa is a single country inhabited by those handsome chocolate men. and anything east of the Himalayas is a nebulous Orient. Native tribes are a pan-Indian 'indigenous' and were all identical. The Rio Grande divides us from a very unified single mass of CentralSouthAmerica.

She's SO FUCKING STUPID, especially for someone who actively mashes large areas of Europe together in her Viking larp ALL THE TIME.

 

[a hapless toad]

I find it really gross that she's using a Lutheran church for her nonsense. The UU church in Binghamton must be too far away for her to attend.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

"The Three Percenters[a] are a loose anti-government network comprising militia groups and individual activists in the United States.[2]"

For anyone else who has no idea what she's on about

Shouldn't an anarchist be in support of an anti-government network?

 

[DatBepisTho]

I'm surprised none of you beat me to pointing out that new green shirt pfp she made looks like a bad sjwified variant of Shaggy.

Because fr that looks like a UwUboi Shaggy and I can't unsee it now.

 

[Chromeo]

Shouldn't an anarchist be in support of an anti-government network?

You'd think, but they seem to hate when truckers or right-wing activists are anti-government. I think it's just a "waaah no only I can be the big bad anarchist everybody else needs to let ME be in charge" thing

 

[brooky]

She's the single worst anarchist I've ever seen lol. She can't even handle it when neighbours have a barbecue.

She's exactly like the right wing libertarians that think they should he able to do whatever they want but haaaaaate it when other people are different from them. Like the ones who didn't want businesses to be able to have their own policies about mask wearing.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

That Tesla meme discourse made me recall Staph enthusiastically expressing how adorable she found tranny estrogen induced microdicks. Described them as looking like “smol, soft birbs” that she wanted to pet. She only started really being openly interested in (fictional) well hung men after starting T.

I know that the discussion was about pooners, but that’s all I could think about. What a blast from the past. I actually almost forgot that vintage lore.

I can't wrap my head around her thing for atrophied troon dong, even though that was some time ago and she's moved on. Probably just another way to deny what she really is, a straight woman who likes ugly edgelord types.

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Yes, grandma, white is the only ethnicity that has multiple cultures in it. As we all know, Africa is a single country inhabited by those handsome chocolate men. and anything east of the Himalayas is a nebulous Orient. Native tribes are a pan-Indian 'indigenous' and were all identical. The Rio Grande divides us from a very unified single mass of CentralSouthAmerica.

She's SO FUCKING STUPID, especially for someone who actively mashes large areas of Europe together in her Viking larp ALL THE TIME.

For someone who loves to romanticise her own ancestry she's really uninformed on just about every country she can trace her blood relatives back to (unless it benefits her LARP), so if she can't even be bothered to do the research on her own genetic makeup, forget trying to learn about other cultures and their histories purely out of interest. "I am uncomfortable when we are not about me?" definitely applies.

I can't quite figure out if she's trying to say here that she doesn't mind being called white or if she'd be the sort to correct someone like "excuse you I'm not just white, I'm Swedish and Irish" (since those seem to be the two ethnicities she most strongly identifies with) but she definitely seems like the latter as there's nothing our Staph loves more than rattling off her labels at every opportunity.

I like to imagine that one day she will realise that Christians get to have the best slapfights, so she becomes one just for the oppression points, then proceeds to god spouse Jesus and write smutty gay fan fic of him.

Was she Christian at one point? I remember assuming her adoptive dad was Catholic due to his Italian roots until Yarbles herself mentioned something about her parents being either atheist/agnostic or just not particularly fussed about religion which would line up with them being the sort of older liberals who support gay marriage and abortion but think their daughter has gone off the rails with her genders, pronouns and hormones. This is an area of Staph lore where I admit my knowledge is lacking because I only know as far back as her Tumblr Satanist/demon worshipper days.

 

[DatBepisTho]

She's the single worst anarchist I've ever seen lol. She can't even handle it when neighbours have a barbecue.

She's exactly like the right wing libertarians that think they should he able to do whatever they want but haaaaaate it when other people are different from them. Like the ones who didn't want businesses to be able to have their own policies about mask wearing.

Bet that if she had her own home in a neighborhood, she'd be that neighbor reporting others for growing morning glories and datura just because she's too inept to learn to garden herself and is jealous of their yard/what have you especially if they're not witches or druids.

She definitely wouldn't be reporting on the legit concern that dumbshit kids would be eating the seeds to trip and end up dead or very sick.

Eta-fix typos

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I was wondering why Staph has been quiet on Blue Sky these last couple of days... She is back on Tumblr. She reactivated one of her old accounts. I can't recall what the account was previously called, but it was the one she was interacting with Snowy Wife from. Those Snowy posts, along with all the reblogs of Dahmer, Adam Driver, Loki, Rammstein, gender special flags and hybristophilia, confirmed it was her account. It was dead in October 2024, but she rebranded and started posting again on April 18th.

She is reblogging and liking posts about the same edgy topics (her likes are where the real degen stuff is) making this her edgy account, although there are some likes given to posts of Baltic magick and her other recent interests. It means she will probably have other Tumblr accounts to match whatever mask she wants to wear for the internet that day. Keep an eye out for a regular 'uwu peaceful druid seidr community activist' Tumblr account, because the edgy accounts never exist without the other.

Her username is perpetuaspurplepussy. I'm sorry to our new friend @RespiteontheSpitalfields because Staph's account is full of uwu smexy Ghost content. There are even some Pride flags for you Respite, if you identify as ghoulgender!

There isn't a banner or any new introduction posts/personal comments on there yet. It's just reblogs/likes of the usual degeneracy with added Ghost. But wow.... she really can't keep away from Tumblr, can she?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Purple Pussy, you say? A reference to the webcomic created by shit-eating, diaper-loving, minor-grooming confirmed pedophile Dave "Shmorky" Kelly?

...I know it's not, but alternative - a reference to the color of a dead woman's labia - is not much better.

 

[RespiteontheSpitalfields]

Her username is perpetuaspurplepussy. I'm sorry to our new friend @RespiteontheSpitalfields because Staph's account is full of uwu smexy Ghost content. There are even some Pride flags for you Respite, if you identify as ghoulgender!

I KNEW SHE HAD TO BE THERE SOMEWHERE. (I identify as Copiagender, I’m feeling very erased right now.)

Weirdly, I’m not seeing THE MOST degen Ghost shit on her reblogs or likes, so either she hasn’t stumbled across it or she doesn’t care for it? Tumblr’s always a minefield. But I also don’t see her following a lot of the more popular Ghost content accounts, even the ones that are pretty clean (artists and such). I’ll keep an eye out to see if she actually interacts with anyone. I’m not gonna poo touch but she is a predator, so that means I’ll keep an eye on my little corner of the community. I don’t hang around online much but I’d hate to see her target someone, especially a minor.

I did wander over to her AO3 account (pretty_bxy), doesn’t look like she’s bookmarked anything since 2024. I spent some time sifting through the official Discord but didn’t get anywhere with her usual names, or even by searching for conversations about her various gender interests. Still a question mark there.

 

[Mike Tyson Any'tizers]

If these have been in her tumblr likes since before she came back, I'll take my clocks. Judging by the post dates and how far up her likes are in the notes, though, I think she interacted with them relatively recently.

Spoiler: gross para posts she liked

The squirrel one is particularly concerning. Imagine working at an animal shelter and seeing that someone who has interacted positively with a post like that has adopted a cat from your organization

 

[VaulthunterJack]

I KNEW SHE HAD TO BE THERE SOMEWHERE. (I identify as Copiagender, I’m feeling very erased right now.)

Weirdly, I’m not seeing THE MOST degen Ghost shit on her reblogs or likes, so either she hasn’t stumbled across it or she doesn’t care for it? Tumblr’s always a minefield. But I also don’t see her following a lot of the more popular Ghost content accounts, even the ones that are pretty clean (artists and such). I’ll keep an eye out to see if she actually interacts with anyone. I’m not gonna poo touch but she is a predator, so that means I’ll keep an eye on my little corner of the community. I don’t hang around online much but I’d hate to see her target someone, especially a minor.

I did wander over to her AO3 account (pretty_bxy), doesn’t look like she’s bookmarked anything since 2024. I spent some time sifting through the official Discord but didn’t get anywhere with her usual names, or even by searching for conversations about her various gender interests. Still a question mark there.

There is not even Copia and Perpetua incest art on there. Steph being disappointing even when it comes to deranged stan gooning. Not even a single gore picture either. Boring.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She's not really beating the FAS allegations with this.


Schizobabble.


'What are the odds?' Zero, because you and your PCOS mother are not intersex.

Staph got into a slapfight. They blocked each other's posts, but I found a way around to capture it:




'Do something that actually benefits society.' LOL.



From what I could gather, she's probably replying to a post he wrote about how he has no problem with buying Harry Potter merch/games, because not much money is going to JKR. He also virtue signals his support for trans people, so whatever. He basically has some nuanced takes, which is something Staph can't deal with. His posts about these matters were over a week old, so Staph scrolled just to find something anything to take issue with.


The end.


LOL bitch. You did it to yourself.


She's definitely in a slapfighting mood.


Staph just thinks she's right - full stop.

On her trans org Facebook page:

Holy shit... She forgot a whole trans special week. My sides. How the fuck does a trans org forget to post about that? I guess if you have only one person running the org, who prioritises online slapfighting, reblogging about their other interests, and writing about how they're the special chosen spouse of a Norse god, over their 'profession' as a community leader.

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

Fuck, I thought that was Nader for a minute.

A man can't call another man "sweetheart"? That sounds a bit homophobic to me, Staph.