Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kazukifaen]

I'm currently watching Aaron's "top A-logs" pulling up with receipts.
It's so fucking cringe. These guys are obsessed.

Balldo comes on stage at 44:37

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Todd Peterson is Aaron’s lawyer.

off to a flying start. Double the cuckoldry, double the lolsuits, double the fun!
I think Aaron is finally seeking to pull the trigger and get a TRO/HRO.
It seems this game of legal chicken between Aaron and Melton, weighing harassment against generating content has become unbalanced on the scales for him.

 

[AnOminous]

It was still possible he might do a post trial redemption arc ( those NERD Christians love a redemption arc!) and claw back some kind of respect, maybe even revive his small town law firm.

That will not happen without the intervention of a higher power, and the very concept of a higher power is inconceivable to Lord Balldo the Omnimpotent.

This fag needs him some Jesus. But you have to ask for that shit.

 

[Captain Manning]

I stumbled upon a clip of some streamers I've never heard of called Thermo and RCBandit going through the CGoody obituary guestbook. I almost fucking died when I saw Energii King in there. They must not be too familiar with the sektur because they literally thought the message from Ronnie Ralph was a genuine message from someone who knew Cory, which was also hilarious.

Oh, that's gonna get sweeped for sure!

Accordingly...

https://archive.is/ljEcq

A sampler:




I lol'd. I'm guessing I'm going to hell now.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

It's crazy that Rackets and Aaron, who both profess to be Christian dads or even sometimes paragons of Western morality, could have avoided fucking up their lives so badly and prolongedly if they'd just remembered one of the 10 commandments in the first place.

"thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife."

 

[Henri Barbusse]

That will not happen without the intervention of a higher power, and the very concept of a higher power is inconceivable to Lord Balldo the Omnimpotent.

This fag needs him some Jesus. But you have to ask for that shit.

I need Jesus. He is a sinner who knows how to party at Gay 90's unlike you incel prude nerd dorks.

 

[Folgers Can]

off to a flying start. Double the cuckoldry, double the lolsuits, double the fun!

Speedy work:


[X] [A]

Why doesn't he have anything better to do with Kayla and Celeste on Mother's Day?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

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Why doesn't he have anything better to do with Kayla and Celeste on Mother's Day?

Because to Rekieta, nobody is a real person except Rekieta.

 

[AnOminous]

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Why doesn't he have anything better to do with Kayla and Celeste on Mother's Day?

Because he is a jizz-gargling noodly-armed skeletal faggot with severe mommy issues and hates both his own mother and the mother of his children. He's just basically a piece of shit in every way it is possible to be a piece of shit.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Why doesn't he have anything better to do with Kayla and Celeste on Mother's Day?

He double stocked Kayla with meds and Star Trek episodes, cracked open the SpaghettiOs for the kids, and is locked in the Balldo bunker. The best thing he can do on Mother’s Day as a father and husband.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I stumbled upon a clip of some streamers I've never heard of called Thermo and RCBandit going through the CGoody obituary guestbook. I almost fucking died when I saw Energii King in there. They must not be too familiar with the sektur because they literally thought the message from Ronnie Ralph was a genuine message from someone who knew Cory, which was also hilarious.

Thermo was a regular in the rekieta discord and would do a "pre-show" to rekieta's show to all of 10 viewers. He would have known rekieta-orbiting retards like Catnip Dave (a minor lolcow in his own right) and even Elissa on there at times.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[AnOminous]

I stumbled upon a clip of some streamers I've never heard of called Thermo and RCBandit going through the CGoody obituary guestbook. I almost fucking died when I saw Energii King in there. They must not be too familiar with the sektur because they literally thought the message from Ronnie Ralph was a genuine message from someone who knew Cory, which was also hilarious.

It's pretty much a dick move to mock someone on their obituary page unless they're Henry Kissinger or something, but these are the tolls you pay when you wash the Balldo.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Oh, that's gonna get sweeped for sure!

Accordingly...

https://archive.is/ljEcq

A sampler:
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I lol'd. I'm guessing I'm going to hell now.

The Pomplun one is great. I have no fucking idea how the Mandy one was allowed, especially with the picture! And the usual subjects like Nick, Kayla, and Ralph show up. I think the funniest part is that these posts are legitimately being sold in a hardcover book by the funeral home. Cory's Book of Memories or some shit for like $70. So you can get a legit hardcover book with CGoody's obituary and pictures of Energii King, Kayla's mugshot, "Mandy", and Cokestream Nick. I'm hoping somebody does buy it just to have that out there officially printed in a hardcover book.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

So what will the suit be about? An RO or is Aaron going to try to sue for revenge porn?

Yes, I know its hard to argue the pics are sexually explicit. But I wonder if Aaron is mad enough to try it.

 

[NoddingOut]

@Null

So I just watched the stream and God bless you for not being clued up on drugs, but as for the nitrous oxide as an ex drug user of all kinds, I'll give you a better explanation for the nitrous oxide / rekita thing.

Nitrous oxide does have a reaction within the brain, it's called an NMDA inhibitor which is a common anesthesia for mechanism of action. Hence why it's common in dentist practices and ambulances as a quick, safe way to stop pain. Could you imagine the legal ramifications of medical professionals starving a patient of oxygen?

What you are confusing it with is things like propane or inhalants which just take the space of oxygen.

It is classified as a psychoactive drug in most countries.

The reason it causes the octave drop is because while it is still in the lungs it is heavier than air and is basically the opposite of how helium works, if you think about it logically, you could just get high off of helium if it was just about displacing oxygen and children use helium all the time to make their voices higher.

It doesn't show up on drugs tests as the high is so short it is out of your system within minutes, the high itself lasts only for a minute.

Whoever is telling you your info on drugs is just taking stabs in the dark sorry to tell you.

Also Kanye West was always a bit retarded, any prolonged drug use can cause temporary head fuck. Hopefully temporary, but excessive use obviously runs the risk, not just mechanically from the drug but I find it is more so the lifestyle of bumming about and not doing proactive things. While I used I still read, still went to the gym and still socialised with non users, so I dont really feel any less intelligent, but I was around many people whos entire life was drugs, so obviously they declined mentally.

So yeah, it is a classic drug, doesn't cause oxygen starvation (as it usually comes pre mixed with oxygen) and is not detectable because it has such a short half life no standard drug panel test looks for it, and it only has the voice lowering effect while the gas is in your lungs.

 

[winners_dont_use_drugs]

Someone a few days ago (thus many, many pages ago) asked a question that I don't recall anyone following up on.

Q: Did Nick ever buy his kids typical rich kid items?

The one that sticks out to me was him buying an old fire truck for the kids to play on? To be fair, I only remember seeing a pic of one part of it, so it may have been a husk heading for scrap metal. But my recollection was that it was not cheap and Nick was flexing about it? Don't know that he spoiled them with other items though. For example, all of them having Ipads just seems like a typical education expense for a quasi-homeschool group like they are in.

Also, a thought just occurred to me now that we now know how much of a liar Nick can be:

Do we really know that his version of "got fired from a bank" is true? I remember him telling it as "some guy was looking weird at me during an office meeting, then I was fired". Implication was that Nick was not trusted in the bank for some unimaginable reason, but he was unfairly treated. I trusted Nick's version at the time as I just saw him as "lawyer guy who reads Greer's book" and didn't know how funny and weird things were going to get. I never liked him that much even then, but I never thought he was lying about those kinds of life details. Now I view him as veering into Bex or Henry Rollins "Liar" levels of lying.

Sorry if this was dissected for 20 pages many years ago, I have read more of this thread than most Kiwis, but 9k is a fucking lot of pages, even using highlights.

Deadbeat dads always buy their kids expensive items like this and flex about it. This is in lieu of being present in their children's lives, which is something most kids would prefer over being showered with gifts.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's pretty much a dick move to mock someone on their obituary page unless they're Henry Kissinger or something, but these are the tolls you pay when you wash the Balldo.

On that point...

I submitted it to Community Happenings, but then I self-deleted my CH post like 15 minutes later because I began to feel bad when I stepped out to smoke a cigarette. It's not even really much of a happening, I guess.

God help me, I did laugh pretty hard at some of them though. I mainly see it as a swipe against Nick and some of the other characters in this thing.

 

[Melty Butter]

It's pretty much a dick move to mock someone on their obituary page unless they're Henry Kissinger or something, but these are the tolls you pay when you wash the Balldo.

I don't particularly like the idea of anyone being trolled in death, but I'm fairly certain Cory would laugh. I firmly believe in an afterlife and that we take our sense of humor with us. Isn't laughter the best part of us?

He always loved a good fight. He hated the Farms but loved Metokur (odd contradiction). I choose to believe he is smiling at all of our mortal silliness.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

It's pretty much a dick move to mock someone on their obituary page unless they're Henry Kissinger or something, but these are the tolls you pay when you wash the Balldo.

People have defaced the obituary pages of way less deserving targets who didn't even have an online presence like Sandra Ralph, who was an abused old woman that Ralph treated like dogshit. So, I really don't give a fuck about what they do to CGoody as long as they don't post blatantly over the top shit that gets the whole thing swept.