Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

Some people are just here to pass the time laughing at retards, others make hating random internet people their entire personality.

Saying that on a thread with close to 175k posts about a lolcow is very ironic.

Regarding the HRO, Imholte didn´t even move to protect his own children from the fat homosexual pedophile because it was on his financial interest to keep this feud on. That says enough about this faggot.

About Imholte´s criticism here specifically, I see extremely little of it, mostly notorious Balldoguards and the extreme opposite of them in @Balldo's Gate but Melton gets infinitely more abuse with 0 pushback. I´m not that assiduous tho but that is my impression.

 

[Neetness]

Didn't Nick DM Slam Piece or something on Instagram? Anyone have cliffs on that?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Didn't Nick DM Slam Piece or something on Instagram? Anyone have cliffs on that?

That would likely be a hilarious DM conversation.
Did Nick warn her about the Serial Domestic Abuser?

 

[Vibralldo]

Not far off.

He literally claimed, back in March, that Anne/SP has Aaron on coke.

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This is 1000% projection, and him trying (and failing) to will into existence the same observations that were used against him last year. The ones that proved correct and ultimately led to his arrest.

"A-A-a-ron is on coke too! Look! LOOK! He took a 5 minute break! Kiwis! Kiwis! Don't you see it?!"


He's delusional. He's pathetic.

See, this is one of the reasons I don't want to go in too hard on Aaron, or Kurt, or Karmic, or any of those people. I'm not interested in helping this retard in any of his retarded jihads, and neither should anybody else. The best I can usually muster is "Yeah, that was dumb I guess, but at least they didn't feed an 8 year old cocaine."

Another instance of Nick assuming everyone is as bad as him to justify his shitty behavior and fuel his conspiracy that he was arrested for no reason because "everyone else is as bad as I am"

 

[Provably Wrong]

Saying that on a thread with close to 175k posts about a lolcow is very ironic.

Regarding the HRO, Imholte didn´t even move to protect his own children from the fat homosexual pedophile because it was on his financial interest to keep this feud on. That says enough about this faggot.

About Imholte´s criticism here specifically, I see extremely little of it, mostly notorious Balldoguards and the extreme opposite of them in @Balldo's Gate but Melton gets infinitely more abuse with 0 pushback. I´m not that assiduous tho but that is my impression.

That’s because you are in the wrong thread, that stuff goes in the Aaron thread. A good 900 of the pages in this thread are baldo worship btw. Also, you are comparing a lolcow-adjacent and otherwise dime a dozen online personality to a literal pedophile

 

[john marston]

I think Aarons silence is more out of shock or disbelief.... Is this everything??

Maybe he can’t because of the RP case, but If I were Aaron, I would be going nuclear. I would just dump everything. Think about it: those text messages were curated and edited to make Aaron look as bad as possible, and while he doesn’t look great, he doesn’t seem like a monster. I can only imagine how terrible Nick, Kayla, and April will look, especially with how heavily edited those text messages are

 

[AnOminous]

Melendez started flipping the fuck out on a variety of people, including Anthony Cumia, in such a very public and unhinged way — while also revealing himself to be an amoral, gutter-dwelling cunt — that his lunacy demanded to be documented.

He thought he was star material when he was really just an ascended Wack Packer. He was funny when he was tard wrangled and aimed in the right direction by Stern, but basically worthless on his own. Sort of like Jackie Martling but with less talent and more autism.

Hell, even Stern himself would have been a flailing failure without Robin Quivers to tard wrangle him.

It’s going to end like American Beauty (Nick’s favorite movie) where Aaron gets gunned down by Nick for rejecting his advances.

It's a shitpost, I know, but Aaron should seriously consider a restraining order so if he has to shoot the dumb son of a bitch he has some legal grounds to stand on. Maybe he could ask Branca for some advice on that.

I need the autism stickers please. I grew up listening to Stern, sad what became of him.

He's doing fine, has fuck you money, and it would be more pathetic if he kept up the "shock jock" schtick long after it went stale. I actually think he's a good interviewer and can get questions answered by people who ordinarily would refuse to answer them. If you can tolerate him being an absolute brown-nosing cocksucker (he has a tendency to interview people he hero-worships), they're pretty interesting sometimes.

About the only super annoying thing about him was he's a deranged germophobe (always has been) and sperged so hard about COVID that even Taylor Lorenz would tell him to lol calm down.

 

[bookers]

Ann does not want children with Aaron (this seems to be a relief to him)—she's 38, so Aaron's age this time 'round. They watch Lifetime movies together as a joke but genuinely seem to enjoy them. Aaron, who seems to be quite the romantic, is definitely smitten and has not ruled out marriage (his chat has asked). She finds the entire Dabbleverse nonsense to be exactly that. Good girl.

She's cute and that seems wholesome.
Another win for the toe!

 

[Lian Xing]

I need the autism stickers please. I grew up listening to Stern, sad what became of him.

Howard Stern was always a neurotic faggot. Much like Nick, he lost his ability to hide it.

 

[Captain Manning]

About Imholte´s criticism here specifically, I see extremely little of it, mostly notorious Balldoguards and the extreme opposite of them in @Balldo's Gate but Melton gets infinitely more abuse with 0 pushback. I´m not that assiduous tho but that is my impression.

My desire to not help Nick in any way (even inadvertently) by leveling much criticism at his enemies is not shared by everybody, and BG is a prime example. It's just a personal choice of mine.

I figure if there was any validity at all to Nick's claim that Aaron was doing coke during STMS/STES @Balldo's Gate would have absolutely put out an effort post about it by now. Just like he did with the drug use and "corner demon" with Rekieta. I would likely accept his analysis (as he's often right) and call Aaron a stupid faggot.

That that hasn't happened yet tells me that Nick is simply full of shit and projecting. Which is basically all he's got left given that his own vile sins are laid bare and beyond dispute.

Another problem with Aaron criticism is that WAY too much of it is wrapped up in that fat pedo fuck. It feels like 95% of the people who hate Aaron absolutely love Melton. Even Nick ended up going that route.

The difference between BG and the Meltonites is that BG dislikes Aaron, but is fair. The Meltonites dislike Aaron, and they're retarded.

Aaron has some of the most disgusting alogs I have ever seen. I want no part of assisting them in any way, and I make no apologies for that.

 

[sherwoods110]

They've known each other for years. The lore is that she was in the running when he was dating April, but lost out. At first, it seemed like a rebound thing after Kayla and the polycule, but it's lasted many months.

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Wow, I did not expect her to be that attractive. Definite upgrade.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Not far off.

He literally claimed, back in March, that Anne/SP has Aaron on coke.

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This is 1000% projection, and him trying (and failing) to will into existence the same observations that were used against him last year. The ones that proved correct and ultimately led to his arrest.

"A-A-a-ron is on coke too! Look! LOOK! He took a 5 minute break! Kiwis! Kiwis! Don't you see it?!"


He's delusional. He's pathetic.

See, this is one of the reasons I don't want to go in too hard on Aaron, or Kurt, or Karmic, or any of those people. I'm not interested in helping this retard in any of his retarded jihads, and neither should anybody else. The best I can usually muster is "Yeah, that was dumb I guess, but at least they didn't feed an 8 year old cocaine."

Totally makes sense why he was complaining a while back (when still had some credibility and dignity left) how his "big meetings" with media people didn't go anywhere. Nick was puzzled that after meeting him in person, serious business people stopped taking his calls but look at what he is now.

At some point in the run of his show, Jerry Springer stopped caring about pretending to be a serious talk show, and out came the midgets and circus freaks to entertain the audience after the 567th revelation that Cletus or DeShawn is not the father.

That's where Nick's career is now, after Hackamania. A modern geek show. The drunkstreams, cuckoldry and balldo burned down his successful streaming career, that at one point looked headed for mainstream success and easy big money. It was still possible he might do a post trial redemption arc ( those NERD Christians love a redemption arc!) and claw back some kind of respect, maybe even revive his small town law firm.

But the Hackamania stuff - the disgusting, unrepentant skeeziness of the junkie asshole flaunting his degeneracy to a small cocoon of elderly sociopathic losers in Las Vegas, with no care that his wife, children and neighbors will find out about all the nasty sex shit he was bragging on - just salted the earth for ever being respected by normies or having any kind of conventional success. He's in Juju the Cow and Jack Goldman territory forever. Brokedick Nick coulda been on Fox News, Daily Wire, warming up audiences for . Now he's what? A stand-up cuckold? Great jorb, Nick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

That that hasn't happened

The worst they managed was gay, made up drama over his status as a boxing coach, which he and the owner of the gym have been mocking them for relentlessly.

What I think is particularly telling is that the "Aaron is a Domestic Abuser" accusations that that are so often posted by his most mentally challenged alogs without question, is now being publicly posted by Nick, after all his attempts to trigger Aaron, by relentlessly harassing him, have failed.

What will he do next? Show up at his house and scream obscenities, shit in the driveway, spray paint "Gooooooooooooooooo" on his car?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Todd Peterson is Aaron’s lawyer.

 

[Red Dye #5]

After catching up on the thread and the messages, I need a shower

 

[Captain Manning]

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Todd Peterson is Aaron’s lawyer.

Well... if this tweet is a precursor to some legal action by Aaron...

I just hope it ends on a better note than this tweet:


*Shudder*

 

[CompaqOperator]

Now he's what? A stand-up cuckold? Great jorb, Nick.

Not even, he's the personal lolcow of mapton and a reply guy to literal who YouTubers and xitter accounts

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I stumbled upon a clip of some streamers I've never heard of called Thermo and RCBandit going through the CGoody obituary guestbook. I almost fucking died when I saw Energii King in there. They must not be too familiar with the sektur because they literally thought the message from Ronnie Ralph was a genuine message from someone who knew Cory, which was also hilarious.

 

[Folgers Can]

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Todd Peterson is Aaron’s lawyer.

After how much skelly has shit-talked Kolb so publicly to such an almost discipline-worthy degree, one could have hoped for that draft pick solely to see the seethe levels cranked up to 11, but either way the Barneswalker doesn't stand a fucking chance. SUFFAH!

 

[Melty Butter]

Based on his hand-writing, i believe it's the "charm of a mongoloyd" that's his big pull,

It's horrifying. I facepalmed a little. No wonder he didn't finish college (I believe I have that right). How did he get into college? Having said that, his words are pretty heartbreaking. He was fighting for his marriage. Glory to the divorce gods that he failed.

Hell, maybe he even thinks MNPR *is* Aaron.

I'm convinced he believes that.

Another problem with Aaron criticism is that WAY too much of it is wrapped up in that fat pedo fuck. It feels like 95% of the people who hate Aaron absolutely love Melton. Even Nick ended up going that route.

Exactly this. I find myself going back to @Balldo's Gate OP frequently because it's very fact-based and comprehensive, though I'm sure it'll be due for an update considering this current chapter. (What a time to be alive, and all that...)

Other criticisms of Aaron are so wrapped up in Dabbleverse retardation it's hard to desipher what's real vs fiction. One of the best parts of the Farms is that the truth usually rises to the top, and currently - despite all of Aaron's MANY moral failings - he's looking pretty damn good, at least in comparison to the subject of this thread. A very low bar.