Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kheapathic]

This crowd of podcasters is bizarre. Karl, Dick, all of them just obsess over one guy for a dozen hours a week and then do crossovers and live events

I can't knock people for being into shit that others see as dumb; I also can't knock people for going to conventions and shit for the things they're interested in, even if others see it as dumb. The problem I have with this, is that, if I'm reading the lore correctly; these are mostly old-school Stern/Shock Jock type people. The core of the issue is that none of the paneled talent is apparently some sort of big name; outside of their own little niche Internet channels/communities. These aren't A-Listers, from what I understand they're not even B or C-Listers either; I can't deny being into shit you enjoy, but paying $200 a ticket, plus travel, room, and other shit to go to a convention for a bunch of low-level wannabes. As much as Nick bitched about Aaron being out of touch because he's a "Radio Guy" and wants to do "Radio Guy" stuff; nigger, I'm not qualified to cut the fine line, but to me, these guys are on the same level as Aaron when it comes to his stupid "Radio Guy" stuff.

"the shit he has done gets people put in the fucking dirt. good thing i'm pro life"

nick acting like he's not physically fighting aaron because he has self control and not because he's a sniveling little faggot whose too bitch made to step up to anyone that isn't a 90 pound woman.

I'm seriously wondering how much that whole "Fight Club" stuff Nick used to mention is true. Something about college being classes, cheer squad, and fight club. Something tells me Nick's never been in a fight in his entire life; him acting like an impotent raging theatre kid is just more evidence that he never had a "If it's your first night at Fight Club, you fight" moment, or any sort of legitimate ManTheFuckUp™ yelled at him before.

The shit Aaron has done gets people put in the fucking dirt? Does it now? - Take your fucking swing, gay boy.

 

[keke]

It’s so dumb that Nick thinks Aaron leaked all this private shit. Between soliciting his audience for nudes, the hot tub stream and the Hedonism resort, everybody was already saying they were swingers. Aaron didn’t put that cocaine on Nick’s nose in his pre-arrest drunk/high stream (what are people calling that, btw?) All Aaron did was confirm, and the person he humiliated most was Nick, but Nick always has to drag Kayla into it as a shield by pretending it was his family that was wronged to justify his vendettas.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm seriously wondering how much that whole "Fight Club" stuff Nick used to mention is true. Something about college being classes, cheer squad, and fight club. Something tells me Nick's never been in a fight in his entire life; him acting like an impotent raging theatre kid is just more evidence that he never had a "If it's your first night at Fight Club, you fight" moment, or any sort of legitimate ManTheFuckUp™ yelled at him before.

The only club Nick has ever been in is the suck cock club.

it's actually mental that nick risotto thinks we all didn't know he was sucking that micropenis before toe fag confirmed it, he really is the dumbest man on the earth

He's literally so dumb he thinks he can leave a stream more than 30 times, come back with a super deep nitrous voice, and barely coherent, literally passing out on stream, gibbering and drooling like an idiot, and he thinks he's super duper genius man and is fooling everyone.

(Fun fact Nick, everyone knows what you're doing on those 30+ nitrous breaks.)

 

[Captain Manning]

@elb has something premiering in about 90 minutes. Judging by the thumbnail and description, it looks like it might be DMs between her and Nick from December of 2022.

 

[Niggernerd]

"the shit he has done gets people put in the fucking dirt. good thing i'm pro life"

nick acting like he's not physically fighting aaron because he has self control and not because he's a sniveling little faggot whose too bitch made to step up to anyone that isn't a 90 pound woman.

Nick, you are a shit husband and father and your dick doesn't work. I swear nick has cyraxx levels of lack of self awareness

 

[genericwhitemale]

Nick will seethe like never before if Aaron successfully gets HRO on him. He will be required to delete him from his available Supertips lineup as it will easily and quickly be seen as facilitating indirect harassment. He'll need to refuse to play any other Supertip shitting on him.

I want to see him get the Adrianne Blair Won treatment

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

it's called an NMDA inhibitor which is a common anesthesia

Not really, it is only a few, such as N2O and ketamine, that work through that mechanism. The dissociative anesthetics work through this mechanism.

The reason it causes the octave drop is because while it is still in the lungs

Still in the larynx

It doesn't show up on drugs tests as the high is so short it is out of your system within minutes, the high itself lasts only for a minute.

Using HS-GCMS it will show up in the blood up to 4 hours later with a 90% confidence interval. The detection threshold is 1 ml/l N2O in whole blood, which is an order of magnitude greater than the background level in blood of 0.1 ml/L N2O in whole blood.

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

"The shit he has done gets people put in the fucking dirt. Good thing I'm pro life".
Nick always likes to wish bad things on people but only if someone else does them. Back when he was talking about "nerds in lockers", it was always someone else putting the "nerds" in a locker because he knows the only people he can reasonably shove in lockers are children

"A retard exposed my private life to harm my wife and me because he couldn't cope with his inadequacy as a father and husband, as well as his tiny penis."

Is Nick's brain matter so fucking low that he can't grasp that he was the one that brought Aaron around him and Our Wife? I can't take everything that Aaron said about the faggot ass Qover as gospel, but just based on how fucking Crackets was acting on livestreams around the time, I'm inclined to believe that party life was more important than being an adequate "father" or "husband". Nick and Patrick go on and on about Aaron (who is undoubtably a cuck, a faggot, and a retard) but the thing about Aaron is that I have many clips of him doing a mea culpa about whole coke and swinging thing. But ask Nick about it and it then becomes, "I did some dumb things... fun things... but they were dumb."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Not really, it is only a few, such as N2O and ketamine, that work through that mechanism. The dissociative anesthetics work through this mechanism.

If Nick really wants to get fucked up he needs an NMDA antagonist, Some pure dextromethorphan would blow his mind.

DXM has always been the chemical that troubled me.

 

[Swole McPole]

1. Simply completely unhinged over losing his gay lover
or
2. Thinks Aaron is MNPR.

Reading his twitter posts today I was forced to conclude that if he was a member of my family, I'd be looking to get him some kind of compulsory psychiatric treatment. Even if you loved the bones of the guy, you couldn't avoid the conclusion that he's become completely unhinged.

Possibly pre-dates his drug using escapades. It might have been what prompted it. Lots of compulsive drug use is people self-medicating serious mental health problems. There's no way on earth that a rational person could see Rekieta's obsession with Aaron as normal.

Meanwhile, Aaron himself didn't really do a whole hell of a lot to put Nick e-career in the grave, if you really think about it.

I think this is his narcissism at work. Again, a rational person would recognize that their own behaviour was the source of their problems. What did Rekieta think he was keeping under wraps after the coke stream and the raid on his house?

I'm struggling to find him funny lately. He's obnoxious, sure. But he's clearly got significant mental health problems. Fifty years ago, he would have been sectioned and locked up against his will. These days, the lunatics roam the streets and the internet.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

If Nick really wants to get fucked up he needs an NMDA antagonist, Some pure dextromethorphan would blow his mind.

DXM has always been the chemical that troubled me.

He should just go for the IV ketamine, say its for "depression". Getting a shady ketamine doctor to do it for a legit diagnosis of "depression" from a psych that is getting the kickback from the ketamine doctor is more believable than if he was found with nitrous. Nitrous outside of a hospital, surgical center, or oral surgeon's office has no purpose. Ketamine is at least plausible. If Nick didn't want to do it for "depression" you can find a ketamine doc who will prescribe it for "anxiety" and Nick would probably be willing to go for that.

All of it is gray market bullshit because insurance doesn't pay for it, so its a cash basis. Anything that involves a scheduled medication, doesn't involve insurance, and works on a cash basis is HUGE red flags for me, but somehow these doctors that do it keep getting away with it as a "legit" business.

Also, Nick, if you're reading this, Adderall is for pussies. If you're going to get a shady doctor to write your Rx, at least go for Desoxyn. If you're going to get popped by the popo, might as well get popped for using the big guns for fun.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It was always all lies. From the very beginning. Elissa has delivered a MNPublicRecords tier killshot.

 

[Soapmore]

If Aaron were smart he'd be doing a big photoshoot for his fan boys. There's money to be made!

Honestly, I think this is a good idea. Own the creeps' Big Vegas Reveal of a shirtless Aaron giving bedroom (with bonus glasses still worn), and do it by making his own calendar.

Aaron, whatever your username here is I forget, can you honestly think of a better way to invalidate all those Hackamania tickets sold, than to make your own beefcake calendar?

Aaron Of The Month™ or Twelve Months of Imholte™ or just call it the inevitable name, Another Win For The Toe!

 

[AnOminous]

Also, Nick, if you're reading this, Adderall is for pussies. If you're going to get a shady doctor to write your Rx, at least go for Desoxyn. If you're going to get popped by the popo, might as well get popped for using the big guns for fun.

Nick is a faggot and a retard. He will never have the admiring audience again that he had here.

Everyone realizes what a piece of shit nerd and dork he is. Just look at him.

This is literally the faggot nerd geek cuck calling you things on the Internet. He's a fucking nerd!

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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It was always all lies. From the very beginning. Elissa has delivered a MNPublicRecords tier killshot.

Nick needs to remember the Internet is forever, and tweets like that age like dog shit in the summer sun.

 

[Beavis]

I'm struggling to find him funny lately. He's obnoxious, sure. But he's clearly got significant mental health problems. Fifty years ago, he would have been sectioned and locked up against his will. These days, the lunatics roam the streets and the internet.

Nick’s show was on the downswing long before the arrest. He was struggling to get 1k viewers on his evening stream and some shows he’d make less than $100.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Fast forward to 6:00.

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

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It was always all lies. From the very beginning. Elissa has delivered a MNPublicRecords tier killshot.

I, for one, am shock because Nick told me himself that he would never lie.
If there was one thing that he promised, it was that he wouldn't lie.

 

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It was always all lies. From the very beginning. Elissa has delivered a MNPublicRecords tier killshot.

Pretty much everything in the video he's said out loud before on different streams. From what I could tell there wasn't really anything new. It is funny to look back on though.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Nick is a faggot and a retard. He will never have the admiring audience again that he had here.

Everyone realizes what a piece of shit nerd and dork he is. Just look at him.
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This is literally the faggot nerd geek cuck calling you things on the Internet. He's a fucking nerd!

I was a nerd and even I would shove a guy like that into a locker to enjoy prison during a long holiday weekend.