Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Billy should Mow his house down and turn it into a Rickey's Resturant.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Are you saying Billy could seize Karl's Dam record and then upload it himself with physical proof?

Sadly a screenshot of your highscore screen would not normally be acceptable proof, but it's Billy we're talking about not like he cares about regulations. Billy could totally take a picture of himself next to the high school screen giving a thumbs up with his wife cradling his leg like those 70s sploitation movies.

Edit: I checked and you can indeed delete save files which would wipe the records. That would be truly cruel to film a video of erasing his Dam 52. You'd think he'd cry again?

 

[Rux]

Wtf is going on in the discord?

 

[PauperVita]

Billy, anyway we can get a limited edition sneed sauce with the KF logo?

 

[McSneaks]

Wtf is going on in the discord?

"I may have lost literally everything I have from my reputation to possessions but at least I can jack off to cartoons with perverted freaks on discord so who really Lobst"

 

[Medic]

Modern, crass and sterile enough to skin stray cats. Of course Karl liked it enough to buy it.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has to sleep in the doghouse given how his chink wife pets him on golden eye and how they are pictured separated. It wouldn't surprise me if she reads the kiwi farm thread or even glanced at it at one point after the lawsuit.



God their kid is going to be addicted to Cocomelon like a true gen alpha

 

[that_monika]

I think Billy is overplaying his hand a bit. A little less gloating and an offer to Karl to pay off his debt over the next 10 years would likely win him a lot of goodwill.
Then again, Karl said some really vile things about what he would do if he won, so turnaround is fair play.

I just think Billy has to stop eventually to not harm his just restored reputation with the behavior.

I think there'll come a point where it's overplayed, but as things currently stand, I don't think he's reached that point. Nor do I think he'd earn a lot of goodwill by giving Karl an easier/gentler time with things. Normally being a merciful and kind winner is a virtue people admire, but if someone's a real asshole, people usually want them to get their just desserts. Because of how much of a dickhead Karl was (in particular, Karl bragging that he would a very sore winner and would twist the knife if he won the lawsuit), I think people want to see Karl get paddled pretty hard.

And never forget: Karl could've avoided all of this by issuing a proper retraction, which any halfway decent person would've done if they'd made the claim he did. It's not just about Billy having a legitimate grievance or Karl being an asshole, it's also about Karl having every opportunity to avoid this and going full steam ahead anyway.

 

[Corbax]

It's actually amazing how retarded he is. He literally just pissed away over a million for literally nothing.

Okay, but it would have been really cool if a judge said that Billy cheated at Donkey Kong. It would have been like Trump saying "Gamergate."

 

[Echo_Doge]

So far as I can tell, this is not actually true. You're probably American, like I am, and are used to American bankruptcy rules, which are INCREDIBLY generous compared to most of the rest of the world. In Australia, if you declare bankruptcy, your real estate (and any real estate you own a share in) is immediately the property of the bankruptcy trustee, who can do anything he wants with it.

The trustee literally immediately OWNS all your real estate.

There is no way a $2.5 million AUD house is exempt.

Be glad you're an American. Where you can dodge an infibucks judgment you can't pay by just buying a giant mansion in Florida, like O.J. did.

You are correct. And yes, after I looked into Australian bankruptcy stuff, I'm very glas to be in the US. Because he's absolutely fucked.

They will literally leave you with just about nothing and seem particularly aggressive when hunting assets. This is what those Sandy Hook families have wet dreams about the governmentdoing to Alex Jones.

I'd imagine there is a pretty lucrative market down there for vultures who strip people of everything they own after a big loss in court.

 

[that_monika]

that house is hideous

I think it nails the style it's going for, but it's definitely not to my liking at all. I don't know what that style is called, but it makes the whole house look like one big oversized hotel room. It's like if a hotel was a sponge that reproduced via budding, and one of the rooms broke off the hotel, was carried by the breeze, settled onto an empty plot, and grew into a two-story house. It's bizarre and really unappealing, and it's definitely a downgrade from the house with the pool in the backyard.

Imagine being such a weak creature that just walking outdoors could be a fatal experience, because muh albinism.

If you're such a poorly constructed human that merely going outside can kill you, you weren't meant to make it. It's the same thing with a peanut allergy. Having an allergy is one thing, but if being within a thousand feet of a legume could cause your body to sperg out and kill itself, God didn't want you to live.

 

[Barry Williams]

Wtf is going on in the discord?
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They're talking about a "SFW fetish" video that was uploaded to YouTube eons ago that became a meme for some reason. I want to say it was one of those "uploaded 14 years ago" videos that just randomly got hit by the algorithm and got recommended to lots of people and because it's a poorly animated thing of Bowser farting or whatever it just wound up becoming a joke. For a very brief period it was "haha what the fuck is up with the youtube algo" and then as soon as the coomers/gooners found it, the people who actually get off on this kind of stuff, it was sort of co-opted as a pervy meme. It's on the same level as the "Vaporeon copypasta" shit.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

He probably should sell the cartridge that has the Dam 52 on it. It could go for decent money but probably won't make much of a dent in his debt. He would have to buy a new one (or an N64 Everdrive) if he wanted to start doing runs again for stream money. Destroying the cartridge/deleting the save file won't change that he got it. At this point even deleting the video of it won't do that, it's been out for years. The-Elite.net is a pretty old website and they have plenty of former untied WRs that have no video because it's been lost or has unacceptable quality for current proof standards or was achieved at an event where a bunch of players met together and witnessed it live, like most speedgames that have been commonly ran since the 2000s or earlier. You can especially see this if you go to the Past Records section. Run verification has gotten stricter but only for games that just started getting ran recently. And Karl himself has expressed disappointment at the non-cheated runs of a cheater named Henning Blom being taken down along with the cheated ones (and still remain down following a permaban) but acknowledges that it was necessary for the greater enforcement of standards around taking anti-cheating measures seriously.

 

[McSneaks]

I think there'll come a point where it's overplayed, but as things currently stand, I don't think he's reached that point. Nor do I think he'd earn a lot of goodwill by giving Karl an easier/gentler time with things. Normally being a merciful and kind winner is a virtue people admire, but if someone's a real asshole, people usually want them to get their just desserts. Because of how much of a dickhead Karl was (in particular, Karl bragging that he would a very sore winner and would twist the knife if he won the lawsuit), I think people want to see Karl get paddled pretty hard.

And never forget: Karl could've avoided all of this by issuing a proper retraction, which any halfway decent person would've done if they'd made the claim he did. It's not just about Billy having a legitimate grievance or Karl being an asshole, it's also about Karl having every opportunity to avoid this and going full steam ahead anyway.

If it keeps hounding him HARD for years, maybe. But yea like, put this in context. Karl has been going at Billy for what, like 8 years now? Dozens of videos, calling him out for every petty thing, calling him a stupid nigger poopyhead, etc. And I'm just talking about his youtube videos this isn't taking into account his tweets, discord, crying to his wife, etc. Karl has spent a solid chunk of his life totally consumed with insulting Billy. Billy can totally justifiably needle him every time he does literally any little thing, and straight up shit on him for a solid while.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Doesn't work that way. That's called a fraudulent transfer and can easily be reversed when it's obviously something he did just to dodge a bankruptcy. The bankruptcy trustee would instantly move for such a fraudulent transfer to be set aside.

He should still contemplate necking, though.

If he's really merciful, he'll just use the standard sauce. If he isn't, maybe he saved one of those ghost pepper sauce bottles.

Right. If he were smart, he would have made the transfer during or even earlier than the trial.

Now he is utterly and irredeemable fucked. I for one love it.

 

[Nick Gars]

Destroying the cartridge/deleting the save file won't change that he got it. At this point even deleting the video of it won't do that, it's been out for years. The-Elite.net is a pretty old website and they have plenty of former untied WRs that have no video because it's been lost or has unacceptable quality for current proof standards or was achieved at an event where a bunch of players met together and witnessed it live, like most speedgames that have been commonly ran since the 2000s or earlier. You can especially see this if you go to the Past Records section. Run verification has gotten stricter but only for games that just started getting ran recently. And Karl himself has expressed disappointment at the non-cheated runs of a cheater named Henning Blom being taken down along with the cheated ones (and still remain down following a permaban) but acknowledges that it was necessary for the greater enforcement of standards around taking anti-cheating measures seriously.

If Karl were smart, he would auction that thing now. As you said, it wouldn't make a dent, but in his situation every single extra cent he can muster up matters.

I submitted the hypothetical more as a symbolic dismantling of something Karl wears as a trophy and holds dear. Obviously it would not invalidate his record, but it's keeping in line with the petty kind of "sore winner" mindset Karl himself declared he would most assuredly engage in if the tables were turned. In the minds of the normies and such, it would be an ultimate dunk on Karl, and in my opinion, the best time to slow down or stop the roasting as well. A nice grand final "fuck you" for Karl to dwell on before he submits to the eternal burger mines.

It would also be very funny.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Damn, that Doom video is sitting at 327k views more than 10 days after it was posted. Even one of the most popular games of all time doesn't bring the nerds to the channel anymore. May I suggest a new game to cover, some Donkey Kong records perhaps?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Damn, that Doom video is sitting at 327k views more than 10 days after it was posted. Even one of the most popular games of all time doesn't bring the nerds to the channel anymore. May I suggest a new game to cover, some Donkey Kong records perhaps?

Dead channel. Has that dedicated built-in audience, but so did the Completionist before he quit.

Also no significant movement as of yet according to Socialblade:


It still says he loses about 1K a day, but then he would have shown another 10K drop by now. I do think he's still losing subs, but it's not as much as before now. I think falling below 1M would be hilarious.

 

[Scalia OBGYN]

Karls fine he just needs to sell like 400,000 more copies of his PUA books and he can laugh at us to the bank. Sorry you stupid VIRGINS wouldn’t understand but hes operating in the ALPHA DIMENSION—you wouldnt understand

 

[PauperVita]

I think falling below 1M would be hilarious.

 

[Hunnenschlachter]

Karlyobstcels.... did we get too cocky???!