Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[1700somewhere]

There is zero synergy between the two, you would have to get world level tard handlers for both of them

"Why dooo people wear diapersuh? Diaperrr song diaperrr song. You wear a nappyuh"

"Bro you're actually acting so weird dude. So fucking weird dude. So weird"

eventually it would horseshoe and they'd autistically bond over the Dumb and Dumber "EEEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[Dirty Harry]

Addiction can be a bitch. His gambling addiction is bad enough. While I think drugs should be legalized, it's apparently BossManJack can't control his urges to use/abuse even after the fear of being in jail wears off. And as with so many lolcows, the parents or the government are usually the enablers of the behavior disorders. With Jack, it's his parents.

Endless cycle

 

[Testiculated Giraffe]

Really is fascinating to watch this dumb fuck throw away his freedom in order to continue to getting high. He already knows he is guaranteed to go back to jail if he continues but the compulsive desire for gamba + crack is just too much.

Little rat paws typed this

 

[RAT Team Six]

Addiction can be a bitch.

Wow, thanks for coming here to enlighten us. Drop a 5-pack for an unban, pussy.

 

[Winter]

While I think drugs should be legalized,

With Jack, it's his parents.

Just lurk nigga.

 

[Poonocchio]

Let's fucking go violence bros. How long until Captain Jack Blackhand returns?

 

[The Stranger]

Let's fucking go violence bros. How long until Captain Jack Blackhand returns?

The hand cancer has already returned.

PLEASE PRAY FOR OUR BOY, BOSSMAN JACK HE’S BATTLING HAND CANCER AND NEEDS OUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER!!! IF THE RATS WOULD JUST LIFT A SINGLE FINGER , HE MIGHT FINALLY BE UPFAG AND ABLE TO BUY A CLEAN AUDI 🅰 AND A FULLY FURNISHED MANSION DON’T YOU DARE STAND BY WHILE POS PETERSON SUFFERS
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[Poonocchio]

The hand cancer has already returned.

I behaved like a rat thread tourist and came in on the exciting violence CF link, thinking I can't have missed much since last night. So fucking wrong dude.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Today Saar Bossman has done the needful and exposed the evil rigger behind shady shuffle, welcome Callous Cam to the Council of Riggers! Stealing $70,000 and banning him before he can collect his $5000 monthly, dewd thats fucked up...

Spoiler: lyrics

[Verse 1]
Bossman Jack, he was ridin’ high,
Pockets fat with a hundred grand, no lie.
Online casino, Shuffle’s the name,
Threw his chips in, thought he’d win the game.
A game of chance, the dice they roll
But Callous Cam's got a plan to take control.

[Pre-Chorus]
Callous Cam, he’s the man in the dark,
Riggin’ the tables, tearin’ dreams apart.
Bossman’s luck, it’s startin’ to fade,
Cam’s got a trick, and the bet’s been played.

[Chorus]
Callous Cam, flippin’ the switch,
Rigs the game, leaves you in a ditch.
Bossman’s broke again, no way to win,
Callous Cam laughs with a big ol' grin!
Flippin’ the switch, oh, flippin’ the switch,
Shuffle’s a trap, and Cam’s a bitch.

[Verse 2]
Bossman’s down, not a dollar to spare,
He asks the chat to send a prayer.
Callous Cam’s at the helm, with a wicked plan,
Suspends Jack’s account, says, “You ain’t a man.”
No rakeback comin’, no chance to fight,
Bossman’s dreams vanish in the neon light.

[Pre-Chorus]
Callous Cam, he’s the king of the scam,
One with the house, he don’t give a damn.
Bossman’s cryin’, heart full of pain,
But Cam’s just laughin’, it's all his gain.

[Chorus]
Callous Cam, flippin’ the switch,
Rigs the game, leaves you in a ditch.
Bossman’s broke again, no way to win,
Callous Cam laughs with a big ol' grin!
Flippin’ the switch, oh, flippin’ the switch,
Shuffle’s a trap, and Cam’s a bitch.

[Bridge]
Oh, Bossman Jack, what’d you do?
Trusted the house, now the house screwed you.
Shuffle’s a scam, this was always their plan.
Let you play a little, if you win, they ban.
Rigging in the shadows, they plot and scheme
Bossman’s livin’ in a busted dream.

[Chorus]
Callous Cam, flippin’ the switch,
Rigs the game, leaves you in a ditch.
Bossman’s broke again, no way to win,
Callous Cam laughs with a big ol' grin!
Flippin’ the switch, oh, flippin’ the switch,
Shuffle’s a trap, and Cam’s a bitch.

Plus a bonus slop song, hail bossman!

Plus some clips from the stream:

Spoiler: DROP A 5 PACK PUSSY

Spoiler: mines loss + shuffle rant

Spoiler: exposing callous cam

Spoiler: mrs turkey tom makes an appearance

Spoiler: drop a 5 pack pt 2 + kick is racist

Spoiler: the TRUTH about why bossman is excluded/banned from stake + drop a 5 pack pt 3

Spoiler: highs and lows

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Bossman smacks himself after Mines rinses him on Rainbet (0.35)

edit: i posted the wrong video, this is end stream melt down at chat bullying him

 

[Studley Roger]

I knew it was going to happen, but still it's stunned me how quickly he's returned to his worst habits after getting out of jail. You'd think that the detox would have rewired his brain chemistry a bit, but no. There truly is no saving da bossman.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

He found a cool bumper sticker for his Audi

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

He found a cool bumper sticker for his Audi
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[draggs]

I knew it was going to happen, but still it's stunned me how quickly he's returned to his worst habits after getting out of jail. You'd think that the detox would have rewired his brain chemistry a bit, but no. There truly is no saving da bossman.

Bossman's brain chemistry is wired by his gamba addiction and his relationship with his chat more than by his drug addictions. He was gamba and interacting with his chat most of the time in his latest rehab. His brain chemistry was never going to change

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

Bossman's brain chemistry is wired by his gamba addiction and his relationship with his chat more than by his drug addictions. He was gamba and interacting with his chat most of the time in his latest rehab. His brain chemistry was never going to change

there was a 1980s michael keaton movie where he played a lawyer that was hopelessly addicted to cocaine. they finally end up locking his ass into a rehab facility. A major plot point goes like this: they don't allow their patients to use the telephone no matter what bullshit reason they come up with.. because what will an addict do with a telephone? so Michael Keaton spends 1/3 of the movie doing some James Bond shit to get himself into one of the locked offices where there is a landline, doing everything short of rappelling down from the ceiling tiles, and finally gets in and gets to the telephone and he uses to, you guessed it, call somebody to deliver his ass some cocaine before he kirks the fuck out. somehow his herculean efforts to get to the phone and secure the drug deal are thwarted and he ends up being sober against his will which leads to being sober by choice.



i realize its just a shitty 80s movie.. but what chance did BMJ have when his rehab place started letting him lock himself in a closet unsupervised with a fucking smartphone for 90 minutes a night? what kind of drooling retards are running these places when BMJ outfoxes them every single time?

 

[Blackstar]

Did the rehab place even try anything to rehabilitate him? He has no chance of getting sober as long as the places he goes to are just a timeout with no attempts to actually get him to change his ways. His parents are also complacent in this since they just take him back and let him live the exact same way as before.

 

[drachenbarde]

so if he pissed hot (obviously he's gonna piss hot) nothing happens? are there no court orders?

 

[Head]

Bossman's brain chemistry is wired by his gamba addiction and his relationship with his chat more than by his drug addictions. He was gamba and interacting with his chat most of the time in his latest rehab. His brain chemistry was never going to change

bossman's gamba addiction is the main component of his brain chemistry. it stays longer and stronger due to isolation and crack

 

[Bloitzhole]

A quick compilation of last stream's felts and complaints, with some nice little self-slaps along the way :

Bonus bansesh: