Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
This is Rekieta's Twitter activity during Mother's Day:
  1. Total Tweets: 67
  2. Average Tweets per Hour: 4.47
  3. Most Common Topics (AI generated):
    • Personal Remarks – 5.5 (e.g., "Holy Shit," "Single Day," "Tell Truth")
    • Family Matters – 2.96 (e.g., "Family Case," "Treated Family," "Treated Family Case")
    • Size References – 2.72 (e.g., "Laptop Sized," "Laptop Sized Pile," "Sized Pile")

A graph of his activity:
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Also, just my own commentary about his Twitter spree yesterday: I think the following tweets are good examples that show Rekieta as an obsessive ex-boyfriend, probably messaging Stearns County officials every day to complain about Aaron. He likely won't ever stop obsessing over this man unless forced to.
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Time CDTUsernameTweet TextTwitter URL
2025-05-12 1:43:00RekietaLawI have way more stuff.
2025-05-12 1:06:00RekietaLawEvery tweet is a .1
2025-05-12 1:05:00RekietaLawYou realize, of course, that they interviewed these children and observed them for months. They talked to basically every adult in their lives.

It was pretty easy to see that a child with zero negative health or development indicators and zero witnesses reporting abnormal behavior isn't a cocaine user.

Try and exercise some basic reasoning. I know it can be hard.
2025-05-12 1:02:00RekietaLawYes. Setting up links in a sec and getting to bed!
2025-05-12 0:55:00RekietaLawLiam gray is still alive? I figured he sailed west with the elves.
2025-05-12 0:52:00RekietaLawHoly shit, hahahaha
2025-05-12 0:51:00RekietaLawYou're welcome.
2025-05-12 0:50:00RekietaLawFalse advertisement because I have a tattoo that says all you can eat
2025-05-12 0:29:00RekietaLawBecause I was there, dummy. Because I talked to these people over and over. The test results never bothered them and they didn't pursue it.

You realize, I hope, that in discovery I get all their notes...right?
2025-05-12 0:27:00RekietaLawNo, again, it mattered in how we were treated in the family case.
2025-05-11 23:18:00RekietaLawYou're joking...lmao.
2025-05-11 23:17:00RekietaLawImagine having the us gov as your blow atm
2025-05-11 23:14:00RekietaLawI'll take that interpretation, because it's funny
2025-05-11 23:13:00RekietaLawYes, it matters. There's a huge difference (decades in prison) between ""i saw them cut a couple lines of coke..."" and ""i saw them cut up a LAPTOP sized pile of coke."" I wasn't convicted for the second one, but it DEFINITELY factored in to how they treated us in our family case early on.
2025-05-11 23:10:00RekietaLawMy internet kids are very mad. And retarded. I want foster care for them.
2025-05-11 21:58:00RekietaLawAaron didn't tell the truth about my.cocaine possession, either. He told the cops I had a LAPTOP SIZED PILE of cocaine...that's unreal.
2025-05-11 21:56:00RekietaLawI'm gonna get around to it.
2025-05-11 21:55:00RekietaLawIt's fucking amazing. "Don't worry bro, a guy commit a felony against your wife and openly violates his release conditions every day and he continues to bring disrepute to her, not to mention lying about you every single day for a year...it's been a year, but bro just be the bigger man, bro"
2025-05-11 21:52:00RekietaLawHe did not tell the truth.
2025-05-11 20:30:00RekietaLawGuess we'd just have to put her on the stand if her words became relevant.
2025-05-11 20:29:00RekietaLawI'll do to your family what he has been doing to mine for 11 months. We'll see how you chill out.
2025-05-11 20:28:00RekietaLawYou realize he talks about my family every single day, right?
2025-05-11 19:31:00RekietaLawExcept it wasn't a lie.
2025-05-11 18:21:00RekietaLawThey always were.
2025-05-11 18:11:00RekietaLawShockingly, the law is equipped to handle that.
2025-05-11 17:11:00RekietaLawrevisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite…Maybe he should ask his lawyer about this statute and start thinking about what happens when you damage the income of a millionaire and the emotional toll taken by drawing negative attention from such a broad audience of people.
2025-05-11 17:07:00RekietaLawHoly shit, lmao
2025-05-11 17:05:00RekietaLawThe silliest thing is that communism can fully exist in a voluntary commune within a free market.

What makes communism dangerous is involuntary participation and government enforcement.
2025-05-11 17:02:00RekietaLawProbably husband, tbf
2025-05-11 14:22:00RekietaLaw""Known to lie...""Ok.
2025-05-11 14:18:00RekietaLawSure, pal.
2025-05-11 14:17:00RekietaLawHe didn't ask.
2025-05-11 14:17:00RekietaLawHe's implying legal action from his lawyer. Have fun!
2025-05-11 13:59:00RekietaLawFalse.
2025-05-11 13:49:00RekietaLawThat's good, he can learn about you eating my cum.
2025-05-11 12:50:00RekietaLawSeems unfair, in a way.
2025-05-11 12:49:00RekietaLawI would have said yes without even seeing the bag.
2025-05-11 11:42:00RekietaLawHe doesn't say they're valid... nor did I make the claim that he did. He clearly thinks they are not valid.

Are you retarded?
2025-05-11 11:14:00RekietaLawIt was fine, I had a blast!
2025-05-11 11:11:00RekietaLawEwww, zero.
2025-05-11 10:58:00RekietaLawTHANK YOU. THEY'RE FORCE TOUCHING THE YOUNGLINGS.
2025-05-11 10:53:00RekietaLawYeah, Marx is retarded, but Carl is basically saying retarded theory was sold by good execution. That's just true. Happens all the time.

Lindsay is missing what@Sargon_of_Akkadis saying because Marx is a magic word that makes conservatives lose sight of the goal.
2025-05-11 10:47:00RekietaLawBro, you accidentally invented my new favorite word: exaggerbating
2025-05-11 10:46:00RekietaLawShhh, shhh... let them have it for a sec.
2025-05-11 10:44:00RekietaLawWhat's your favorite part of ISOM?
2025-05-11 10:44:00RekietaLawExcellent technical execution of writing is completely divorced from the validity of the ideas. This tweet loses whatever dumb argument you are having.
2025-05-11 10:41:00RekietaLawOver 200 people bought tickets to hear about my cum for 3 days...

Always go for your dreams.
2025-05-11 10:32:00RekietaLawI figured you were just talking about Aaron
2025-05-11 10:31:00RekietaLawNo, the funny thing is they both hold both opinions.
2025-05-11 10:26:00RekietaLawThere wasn't a baseball bat. That dude is a complete bitch in person. His record is 2 for a reason.
2025-05-11 10:22:00RekietaLawYes.
2025-05-11 10:22:00RekietaLawYes
2025-05-11 9:56:00RekietaLawAnd obviously socially stunted and relationally immature.
2025-05-11 9:52:00RekietaLawThe thing i learned while doing coke is the shocking amount of other people who do coke.

Nosebeers is everywhere.
2025-05-11 9:40:00RekietaLawHomie, after that much alcohol and coke... there isn't a blow job on earth that would have mattered.
2025-05-11 9:39:00RekietaLawI did! Gambling isn't my thing.
2025-05-11 9:38:00RekietaLawHolding the camera.
2025-05-11 9:33:00RekietaLawHahahahahahaha. I know this move.
2025-05-11 9:32:00RekietaLawI didn't gamble.
2025-05-11 2:35:00RekietaLawOnly if they actually grow.
2025-05-11 2:35:00RekietaLawJust the first one. Didn't have time for others
2025-05-11 1:51:00RekietaLawNot many people have multiple hours of live show dedicated to their cum.
2025-05-11 1:50:00RekietaLawWell, it was from me, but not on me.
2025-05-11 1:47:00RekietaLawI heard being a grower was bad.
2025-05-11 1:46:00RekietaLawI bid you good luck
2025-05-11 1:43:00RekietaLawWe didn't want your room temp takes, so we brought a fridge.
2025-05-11 1:40:00RekietaLawHe looked terrible in that video compared to how terrible he always looks.
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The screenshot from a conversation with Moody alleges that Nick saw April in her car with her boyfriend, who proceeded to flip him off. Nick is deeply upset they aren't talking.
You'd think a real tough guy like Nick wouldn't put up with that, but you know he meekly took it like the super duper double cuck pussy that he is, then went online to seethe all night long.
He's wearing the Cokestream shirt... I wonder why. It's to epicly own KiwiPrudes.
He looks like hammered shit. Did he sleep in a dumpster? Seriously even Russell Greer looks more bathed.
Seems like Nick has a vested interest in making it seem like he and April don't see each other or associate anymore.

Rarely seen him more rattled than when her new address got doxed.
I like how whatever is the actual truth, he just made himself look even worse. I mean either he's lying or he's telling the truth, and if he's telling the truth, he's the biggest cuck who ever lived, and if he's lying, he literally lied to make himself look like even more gigantic of a cuck while reminding everyone he's a cuck at the same time.
 
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Voices of Barnes, Viva and Trump are apparently coming, the 'incel lawyer' gets updated and 'all that nonsense with taking down voices could be a little hasty'.
I can't wait to see Barnes' reaction when he starts talking about his voice starts talking about sucking cock and wallowing in semen and whatever other sick things that mirthful chatters will conjure.
 
I've seen when people have ruined most of their lives they put in the extra effort to make sure it's all burned to ash. I think it has something to do with drug addicts only thinking in short term. nick's inability to shut the fuck up for a couple months in spite of his looming probation is giving me that vibe.
 
Not that any of this matters because his lazy PO won't do shit
Did I miss something upthread about the PO being lazy? Because it seems pretty early in the journey for this conclusion, but if he isn't surprise tested the minute he gets off the plane I'll come to the same conclusion. Not only was his "job" that the PO is supposed to monitor just 30 hours of galaxy gas huffing while half lawsplaining a trial he hasn't paid attention for 5$ an hour in superchats, but also this coke head's first work necessary business trip is him going to Las Vegas to have a public shit session on the witness he's being investigated for tampering with.
I’ll never understand how any of this is a good thing for Nick? I guess he just really enjoys attention from Mapton’s fans? Aaron was repeatedly ejaculating inside your wife Nick.
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This is the man who fucked my wife, what a nerd amiright?
This whole thing is very high school, or at least late Clinton era high school. The spergy loser kids are getting called faggots so in order to deflect fromt their own faggotry they start picking on a less offensive third party to deflect.
"Oh you think I'm a faggot, well look at Aaron's NASCAR shirt, what a fag right!"
And just like high school Aaron's stock rises because though he may be a loser and a faggot, he's not an annoying loser faggot like Nick and Melton.
Nick also recently pulled the very 16 year old strategy of thinly veiled lies when discussing drug tests.
"The thing you don't know is how hard the drugs tests are to fool, man you'd have to be really dumb to think you could fool a state drug test"
Not transparent at all lol.
It's the same as a 16 year old telling their father "Hey dad isn't undetage drinking really dumb and dangerous. I wouldn't ever drink underage, anyway can I stay at Patrick's this weekend, he's having a Bible study group where we talk about how underage drinking is bad"
Nick has somehow poked enough holes in his brain to operate as a permanent 16 year old. There is nothing more pathetic than a manchilds midlife crisis.
 
Nick claims he has police notes that prove cops “didn’t care” that his 8 year old daughter tested positive for a high level of cocaine consumption
I have proof that Nick doesn't care that his 8 year old daughter tested positive for high level cocaine consumption. See: everything post his daughter testing positive.
 
He was bitching about the cost of it and how it adds up to a lot of money.
I have a tip, you can even call it a super tip.
You've clearly never lived in Spicer, MN.
It's drugs and ruining your families lives or it's pious, humble, PRUDISH living. No in-between.
 
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"No Aaron you. just. don't. get. it!
When I was giving copious amounts of hard drugs to your wife and encouraging her to suck my floppy cocaine-damaged cock in my basement, I was being altruistic!"
- t. the ramblings of a lunatic

Telling Ethan Ralph of all people about how he knows to keep a wife. Comedy gold.
 
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"No Aaron you. just. don't. get. it!
When I was giving copious amounts of hard drugs to your wife and encouraging her to suck my floppy cocaine-damaged cock in my basement, I was being altruistic!"
- t. the ramblings of a lunatic

Telling Ethan Ralph of all people about how he knows to keep a wife. Comedy gold.
"Tried to teach him how to be a man"
-This absolute specimen
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According to Aaron on STMS, Moody, Melton's right-hand chomo on has been snaking Nick.

Apparently Nick and April's new boyfriend have been beefing as new BF has been hearing stories about Nick's abuse. Nick confided these stories to Moody, who then disseminated the information.

There's a screenshot of Moody's conversation with someone, Aaron is showing them live. I can't grab them at the moment as I'm phone posting.

The screenshot from a conversation with Moody alleges that Nick saw April in her car with her boyfriend, who proceeded to flip him off. Nick is deeply upset they aren't talking.
That would explain the spiral. Nick genuinely seems to love April, far more than Kayla, so being forced to stay home working a job he hates with a wife he hates and kids he hates while relapsing with 28 days dangling over his head and now he not only has to do it sober, he has to watch the only woman he cares about snake him as his new dabbleverse friends he demeaned and debased himself publicly for are snaking him too.

I only hope for more pressure on Nick.
 
They've been known for plenty of friendly ribbing of one another before, but that tone at the end there sounded genuinely bitter

Melton's a skinter. No way in hell he was paying for Rekieta's hotel room.

"Just show up, Nick. I'll take care of it."
"I thought you were taking care of it? There was no hotel room FFS!"
"Oh, don't worry. Shit was insane. You sort it out and I'll take care of you later..."

And he knows that Nick is never going to invoice him down the line.

"I'm a bit short at the moment, Nick. Take it out of my superchat money, OK? Instead of tipping me $20 when you want to speak, just tip me $5 until the hotel bill is done."



"You were a great friend to this guy. You fucked his wife. You let him fuck your wife. You ate each other's goo."
"Sadly, he didn't have millions in trust fund money and wasn't buying an ounce a week so the slapper left him. The one sure way to keep a skank hanging on is to have a multimillionaire for a granddad. But he didn't listen."
 
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