Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Hilarious.
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[Chazzed Up]

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Aaron's face here is the epitome of 'if only you knew how bad things really are'.

Nick looks like Charles Manson.

 

[Soapmore]

Literally Balldo-geddon. Nick without the lingering dream of a bimbo returned is a Nick devoid of a future.

It was that damn Aaron who ruined everything! As I said about a week ago (a thousand pages i think): Aaron got to do the blow, Aaron got to do the whores, Aaron got to walk away from it all and grift it. And it burns Nick to his core every waking moment of his life.

Also, who else besides me is now waiting for a new black eye to appear when April's new man has a friendly chat with Nick?

Nick looks like Charles Manson.

Yeah I kinda see it.

 

[Edward Teach]

Eating the burrito and remembering the good times with Aaron...

 

[Hellion]

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It's so funny hearing this kind of braggadocio from a man with a severe heat allergy, who needs to use a Balldo because he can't keep it up, and who was honestly bragging about making April bleed because he thought that meant they were having GOOD sex. No wonder Kayla wanted to seek out other sexual partners.

Women only put up with Nick for his trust fund.

 

[dustnight]

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"No Aaron you. just. don't. get. it!
When I was giving copious amounts of hard drugs to your wife and encouraging her to suck my floppy cocaine-damaged cock in my basement, I was being altruistic!"
- t. the ramblings of a lunatic

Telling Ethan Ralph of all people about how he knows to keep a wife. Comedy gold.

"Tried to teach him how to be a man his wife would swing with. He didn't listen."

Eating the burrito and remembering the good times with Aaron...

OY!

 

[Soapmore]

Nick Rekeita, a non-addict, on forced sobriety: "What do you when all your hobbies and all your activities, at that point, involve drugs and alcohol? Finding out how you're going to fill your time is the hard part."

[EDIT for context]: The above is from @elb's newest clip.

Winner comment there: "If all your hobbies involve drugs and alcohol, you don't have a hobby, you have a problem"

 

[Chazzed Up]

Eating the burrito and remembering the good times with Aaron...

 

[You're MDNWU]

I love how Nick's pivot to being a drama-based streamer like his idol Fat Pedo (multiple choices) is nothing more than showing he's a snake and a cuck. All while high.

Sure beats making money hand over fist talking about boring old law! THIS is what people really wanna tune in and superchat to!

 

[Folgers Can]

However I can't help but wonder how fucking mad Nick would be, if Aaron got a RO against him and Nick had to stfu about his ex boyfriend. His head might actually pop right off his shoulders.

Or even better, his only way to cope with that rage would be to think himself clever by releasing that rage in poorly veiled jabs at Aaron over and over and over again, with each such HRO violation not only violating his existing probation to guarantee that 28-day jail term, and not only an independent misdemeanor all its own, but also potentially a gross misdemeanor for his second violation, or even a new felony in some instances like if he were to make statements while pretending to be someone else not subject to the HRO (e.g. using sock accounts to get around it like you just know he would), or if he were to violate the HRO in a manner that aimed to influence a judicial proceeding (e.g. any unauthorized computer access case or bar discipline proceeding coming up), or if he were to simply violate the HRO a third time or any time after the third:


Minn. Stat. 609.748, subd. 6


Minn. Stat. 609.02, subd. 16

If Aaron pulls the trigger on that HRO, it would be just like how Nick and all of Aaron's a-logs were constantly scrambling to timestamp and report every time Aaron would allegedly violate his release conditions by even tangentially referring to Kayla, and when that didn't work they would even try gayops in chat and elsewhere to bait him into mentioning Kayla, but unlike Aaron, Nick will take the bait every fucking time.

Does anyone seriously think Mr. Freeze Peach absolutist extraordinaire wouldn't ODD his way into mentioning Aaron eating his goo the mere three times it takes to hit the felony level? This NickR goin' to jail.

 

[Swole McPole]

Aaron's face here is the epitome of 'if only you knew how bad things really are'.

Aaron looks the least demented of the four. Kayla's waiting for that switch to go off in her head. Turn the hot light off and the cool one on. Nick's wondering if he should do another line yet. And here's April, swinging in the hot tub with the rest of the Qover and still glued to her fucking phone.

Do these people stay on their phones while they're having sex?

 

[Lonely khan]

there has to be like a 6th rate word for nerd from like 1942 that just hits like how "SPADE" used to be the "NIGGER" of "NIGGER" during the era.

Based on this list of 1940s slang, the best insult I could come up with is "Nick's a fat-headed queer."

He is a cold fish and a dip, a dead hoofer on the dance floor, a sugar daddy and a yuck...

He's belly up and worth bupkis, a crummy cockeyed knucklehead talking gobbledygook since he flipped his wig while living in the sticks.

His rhubarb with Aaron means peanuts since all his ragging won't change the fact he ran out of gas.

Nick has snapped his cap and will forever be whistling Dixie wasting his clams like a schnook.

This sauced souse is missing his fix and now his old lady is running out of lettuce. What a swigger.

But the 90s provided us with the perfect affront for an attention seeking bore who dabbles in homosex;

Nick Reiketa is a faggot.

 

[Captain Manning]

According to Aaron on STMS, Moody, Melton's right-hand chomo on has been snaking Nick.

He says April has turned on Nick

He just confirmed that the April's boyfriend did flip him off.

HE'S APE-LESS

Sorry guys, but I'm not buying any of it just on the word of Moody and Nick. I'll wait for something more substantive ,from a more credible source.

Sorry if late, but Rekieta's traffic fine (73-VB-24-3399) has been just sent to the collectors for the fifth time
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I'm not paying it! I wasn't driving... I was TRAVELING!

 

[Sneed Force One]

Sorry guys, but I'm not buying any of it just on the word of Moody and Nick. I'll wait for something more substantive ,from a more credible source.

Nick confirmed it himself on his show

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Aaron acknowledges that Nick likely wants him dead, calls him out for going insane, hitting the nitrous and not showering.
What will the cuck not-lawyer do from the Führerbunker during this Untergang of the Balldoreich?

[Archive]

[EDIT] PSA: Ghostarchive is not archiving correctly every time on Twitter, make sure the archive links you post work. Fixed mine.

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick

confirmed

Two words that should never be used in the same sentence.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron acknowledges that Nick likely wants him dead, calls him out for going insane, hitting the nitrous and not showering.

Its an unwritten agreement between Aaron and Melton to play on social sabre-rattling. Both of them are degenerate weirdos, pretending moral superiority over eachother.
If either of them actually plays a legal card, they can't talk about eachother and it will kill the donos.
In a way, its like a weird cuckold-pedophile nuclear game theory

Conversely, Nick actually wants to play the legal card, but he weighs that against the sheer humiliation of losing in court to Aaron Imholte.
Also nuclear game theory, but far more seething and malding.

Two words that should never be used in the same sentence.

I get the meme but Nick directly saying it happened and retelling the story, even if it doesn't suit his unrequited love for April, is close enough.
Naturally, we'd all prefer April or her boyfriend's account. I hope we get it.

 

[buttmunch]

Nick confirmed it himself on his show

believing nick risotto in 2025, SAD

 

[Smokeski]

Man, I know its a unpopular opinion but I like Aaron since I dislike Nick. Any guy that makes Nick crashout is okay in my book. I can forgive the drug fueled orgies. Who among us hasn't had a cocaine fueled orgy once and a while? I can forgive him for being a cuck since its based to make your girl someone else's issue. Kinda how you get sick of fucking her but her baked goods are still cash.

 

[Prune Tracy]

Nick confirmed it himself on his show

Sam Hyde on TEDx vibes