Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Karl is a world famous pickup artist. He can get any bitch he wants, and so can you if you follow his guides.
The only thing Karl has been successful in picking up, was the lawyer tab from Billy Mitchell. It's always gotta be some retard from Queensland that shames the rest of the country...
 
Take a look at comments from user Mistar_Smiley in this thread:


Is this unironically Karl himself?
Why should we care about reddit drama over a topic that has been debunked as fake within 5 minutes of being spread here? Bankruptcy does not absolve Karl of any debt due to court judgements. These people on reddit are the lowest of lowest retards and should be ignored.


[EDIT] Billy is advising you to spice up your Ls with a bit of Rickeys Hotsauce!

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Why should we care about reddit drama over a topic that has been debunked as fake within 5 minutes of being spread here? Bankruptcy does not absolve Karl of any debt due to court judgements. These people on reddit are the lowest of lowest retards and should be ignored.


[EDIT] Billy is advising you to spice up your Ls with a bit of Rickeys Hotsauce!

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Ignore the actual thread - I'm saying that the user I named is either Karl himself or a fellow Aussie who is a fierce Karl fan. Just joking about the odds of it actually being Karl.
 
To be fair, I think Karl's new videos ( doom and Mario) are just boring / retreading old ground. I could not get through them.
His new drama / Billy video will probably do numbers. He might have PTSD when it comes to drama videos now and those are the ones that bring the views. Speed running is boring as hell most of the time ( unless it's exposing some cheater who acts like a retard) and he was always the dollar store version of summoning salts when it comes to actually making videos about a record being broken.
 
To be fair, I think Karl's new videos ( doom and Mario) are just boring
Those did not get a lot of views even before losing to Billy.
He needs to find some new content format, like exploring new speedrunning communities of recent games.

Or, god forbid, some sensible gameplay like high score runs.
 
Billy should Mow his house down and turn it into a Rickey's Resturant.
that house is hideous
It’s a good representation of who Karl is as a professional. On the outside it looks vaguely clean and organized,but look closer and you can see how wonky and distorted it is,somehow musky and superficial. Hollow yet rotten.
 
By far the videos Karl makes that get the most engagement are videos about cheaters. I think if he makes one about some speedrunning cheater scandal and it flops then we can truly say he's in trouble.
The thing about exposing cheaters is that you have to be considered trustworthy and a competent investigator among other things. Traits that have now come into question regarding Karl. He's not going to be able to expose anyone for a long time without someone fact checking his every word. I don't think he even dares to try making one for a good while
 
He's scared of lawsuits as well. He made that battery (deep cycle systems) video right after the loss happened, and then took it down saying he'd edit the wording to avoid defamation liabiltiy.
That video was a big invitation, he would have lost that easy without expert witnesses to support his claims.
 
Because of how much of a dickhead Karl was (in particular, Karl bragging that he would a very sore winner and would twist the knife if he won the lawsuit), I think people want to see Karl get paddled pretty hard.
He's even monetized people being pissed at Karl.

Just like Karl monetized hatred of Billy, but is now going to have to pay back every dime of his grift profits and more.

Sucks to suck.
 
Bankruptcy does not absolve Karl of any debt due to court judgements. These people on reddit are the lowest of lowest retards and should be ignored.
Actually it does for most judgments, like one based on unsecured credit, and even some kind of defamation judgments, but there appears to be an exception for serious willful defamation or when the bankruptcy was pursued specifically to dodge the judgment (not sure of the mechanics of this), much like in the U.S. intentional torts are not dischargeable.

This isn't a case like one where a journalist screwed up and got a fact wrong out of mere negligence, but a willful pattern of conduct spanning years with the defamatory claim repeated willfully even after Karl knew it was false.

The dressing down and factual findings of the judge make it look to me, at least shooting from the hip, as if this judgment is not likely to be dischargeable and Karl is well and truly fucked.

(Note: this post is partly based on AI although I did a bit of cursory fact checking on the output. So it might not be entirely accurate but I doubt it is wildly inaccurate.)
 
Actually it does for most judgments, like one based on unsecured credit, and even some kind of defamation judgments, but there appears to be an exception for serious willful defamation or when the bankruptcy was pursued specifically to dodge the judgment (not sure of the mechanics of this), much like in the U.S. intentional torts are not dischargeable.

This isn't a case like one where a journalist screwed up and got a fact wrong out of mere negligence, but a willful pattern of conduct spanning years with the defamatory claim repeated willfully even after Karl knew it was false.

The dressing down and factual findings of the judge make it look to me, at least shooting from the hip, as if this judgment is not likely to be dischargeable and Karl is well and truly fucked.

(Note: this post is partly based on AI although I did a bit of cursory fact checking on the output. So it might not be entirely accurate but I doubt it is wildly inaccurate.)
The official Australian government website says this.
Maybe I was too optimistic.

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PS. The part about malicious injury you mention relates to property, and is an AI fuck up. It quotes a S Virginia lawfirm as a source.
 
Not a lawyer and not relying off AI, but legally a tort is when you cause an entity (in Billy's case as the victim, a person) harm that doesn't rise to the standard of being a crime, but is harm. From there, you get into unintentional torts (e.g. I run a business, an employee mopped the bathroom without putting up a wet floor caution sign, you don't know and fall and hit your head) and intentional torts (you go to sit down, I yank the chair from behind you as you go to sit so you fall, and you fall and hit your head).

This PDF suggests that defamation is a tort and intentional defamation is a crime in Queensland Aus.

This link from an Australian law firm gets a little more specific:
A bankrupt can be sued for defamation, however, the Plaintiff cannot be a creditor of the bankrupt’s estate for the damages awarded unless he or she has signed judgment before the date of the bankruptcy. If a bankrupt has published defamatory matter before or during the bankruptcy, the claim can be pursued by the Plaintiff once the bankrupt is discharged from bankruptcy because the claim is not a debt provable in the bankruptcy at the date of bankruptcy. An action that is commenced by a person who subsequently becomes bankrupt is stayed until the trustee in bankruptcy elects to continue the action.

Underlined part is important. Based on a non-lawyer analysis (but one that didn't rely off AI and some simple source hunting) it seems that:
  1. Bankruptcy can/would probably complicate the collection of Billy's judgment against Jobst, but
  2. Billy can be a creditor of Jobst's estate since, to my knowledge, Billy has a signed judgment against Jobst that predates any bankruptcy filing Jobst may have made (if he has made one yet), and
  3. Filing bankruptcy discharging court ordered costs/judgments by default would be stupid, since it would enable people to act a lot more recklessly and just declare bankruptcy as a get out of jail free card. Per prior posts, Aus gov explicitly says bankruptcy doesn't automatically get you out of court ordered fees/costs.
That being said, we're talking about Karl Jobst here. I wouldn't be surprised if he stopped listening to his lawyers after he lost and was utterly shocked when ChatGPT was wrong and Billy started having law enforcement seize shit from his business/home rather than doing anything proactive to prevent Billy from giving him a dicking without lube.

Dead channel. Has that dedicated built-in audience, but so did the Completionist before he quit.

Also no significant movement as of yet according to Socialblade:
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It still says he loses about 1K a day, but then he would have shown another 10K drop by now. I do think he's still losing subs, but it's not as much as before now. I think falling below 1M would be hilarious.
Part of the problem of modern YouTube is that somebody subscribed to you used to be a guarantee that they saw your content, and that's no longer the case. Inversely, YouTube can push your content like mad to non-subscribers if it wants to. Even then, people can see the subscription new vid notification and just not watch.

It'll take time to see how badly Jobst's reputation is damaged. My guess is irreparably, but only time will tell with view counts to validate that.
 
I gotta admit I don't watch 99% of the channels I'm subscribed to. I see their videos in my sub, I just don't watch them. I should probably clean up but I watch occasional videos from them. Of course I use the sub tab which shows all my subs I don't generally let youtube recommend me videos.
I've gone through cleaning up my subs and I'll see channels I swear I've never heard of or watched before.
 
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