Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Jack desires to cook in other people's houses

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>COOKING IN PEOPLE'S HOMES WITH THEM
So Jack wants to break into random homes and cook the homeowners? Big if true.

 

[p1138]

Jack, the guy who hasn't had a job in 20+ years, is saying others dont want to work

Well lets assume that a cooking with fat episode takes an hours worth of "work" and ignore Tammy doing most of the labor (I'm not going to count Fatty sitting and watching blues clues while something is sitting in the oven for an hour as "work").

Then another 10 minutes of filming fat on the go after begging Tammy to take him somewhere.

3 hours of live streams for f as in fat and his other nonsense.

20 minutes of his retarded food news where he talks about some recall he heard about a month prior, discusses some shit he doesn't understand about "bad ingredients" while gurgling about beef tallow gud.

Then another hour over the duration of the week of him doing his best at engagement farming while complaining about engagement farming on social media.

30 minutes of coughing into his phone demanding AI give him merch ideas.

That's a tiring 6 hour work week. Kids these days, and those damned people who work from home have no idea how much effort he's putting in with that 6 hour work week of his, and no one wants to work as hard as he does.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That's a tiring 6 hour work week. Kids these days, and those damned people who work from home have no idea how much effort he's putting in with that 6 hour work week of his, and no one wants to work as hard as he does.

I'm pretty sure I've spent more time looking for a job than him working.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That's a tiring 6 hour work week. Kids these days, and those damned people who work from home have no idea how much effort he's putting in with that 6 hour work week of his, and no one wants to work as hard as he does.

The funny thing is, I find when you work from home you tend to work longer hours. You're there, no need to fight traffic or drive an hour to pick up the kids or anything. It's time you spend actually working. And when it's after 5pm you're STILL putting in the time because... why not?

I'm guessing Fatty has this idea that anybody who works from home takes two hour coffee breaks and just does the bare minimum. You know, like he does.

 

[p1138]

The funny thing is, I find when you work from home you tend to work longer hours. You're there, no need to fight traffic or drive an hour to pick up the kids or anything. It's time you spend actually working. And when it's after 5pm you're STILL putting in the time because... why not?

I'm guessing Fatty has this idea that anybody who works from home takes two hour coffee breaks and just does the bare minimum. You know, like he does.

Clearly the only career that is doable from home is being a youtube chef.

Even though he was burning CDs out of his garage or whatever for a few months pretending that was going to replace MP3 piracy instead of itunes. https://archive.org/details/gtw-2002-06-25/mode/2up?q=jack+scalfani page 34

Or when he was a country music producer and had one name he managed, who was also part of his stupid CD burning bullshit business idea. https://www.worldradiohistory.com/Archive-All-Music/Archive-RandR/2000s/2000/RR-2000-06-23.pdf Page 73

 

[Bassomatic]

The funny thing is, I find when you work from home you tend to work longer hours. You're there, no need to fight traffic or drive an hour to pick up the kids or anything. It's time you spend actually working. And when it's after 5pm you're STILL putting in the time because... why not?

I'm guessing Fatty has this idea that anybody who works from home takes two hour coffee breaks and just does the bare minimum. You know, like he does.

I kinda want to go on a long rant and I won't here. But personally as a leader in my line of work.. those who slack off at work, slack off at home. Those work hard at work work hard at home. Personally as still hybrid (I rarely use it for many reasons) I like having my laundry done as I'm grinding away.

What's ironic, aside a few of the richest of the rich, I think there's a lot of push of RTO from the poorest. They are salty I can do a spread sheet run a meeting, talk to clients anywhere when we put a ribbon on their chest called them "essential" during COOF and were willing to let them die stocking Chex mix bags.

This last pizza wars just ... it's actually peak jack, crap chains, no real research, no care about quality, not even a fair comparison. It's not even most food for a dollar deal, let's be real some people are cheap/poor/not picky and 87 cents a slice beats 94 because fuck it. But Jack wants more and spending less. He's really the kinda guy who thinks a pound of feathers is less than a pound of bricks. But in his case brisket to top round.

What a faggot, but that runs in his family.

 

[p1138]

I kinda want to go on a long rant and I won't here. But personally as a leader in my line of work.. those who slack off at work, slack off at home. Those work hard at work work hard at home. Personally as still hybrid (I rarely use it for many reasons) I like having my laundry done as I'm grinding away.

What's ironic, aside a few of the richest of the rich, I think there's a lot of push of RTO from the poorest. They are salty I can do a spread sheet run a meeting, talk to clients anywhere when we put a ribbon on their chest called them "essential" during COOF and were willing to let them die stocking Chex mix bags.

The shitty employees tend to spoil things at work and even for departments and businesses that do allow work from home. Simple fact is, who the fuck cares where the work was done so long as it got done?

And yes, a lot of it is definitely salty people not making shit stocking store shelves or flipping burgers. It's also the same sort of people that bitch about those on a salary instead of an hourly wage that can leave the office 2 hours early after taking an hour long lunch and not needing to ask a supervisor permission to go take a smoke break or a shit, because they don't understand that the value in the job is not being a body that is present, it's the work getting done.

 

[Tiresome]

25 years ago, 32 years old. Yeah, this guy was five strokes waiting to happen.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This entire exchange is PEAK jackism. Condescending as fuck, not even reading the OP and instead replying with some babel about "dem youngins no workin deez days" while being an unemployed 50 y/o BUM, leeching off his family for everything.

Yeah like the original post was trying to uplift young people but Jack decided to be an asshole and bitch about young people and brag how many times he read the bible.

Though there are times you can tell he is more aware than he lets on like being obtuse about the definition of clickbait given some of his videos fall under it

 

[The Grimace]

25 years ago, 32 years old. Yeah, this guy was five strokes waiting to happen.

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He kinda resembles MovieBob in this pic.

 

[souschef]

25 years ago, 32 years old. Yeah, this guy was five strokes waiting to happen.

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No way he at my age looked like he's pushing fifties

This only adds to my theory that he isn't human but a salmonella colony that took human form

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Even though he was burning CDs out of his garage or whatever for a few months pretending that was going to replace MP3 piracy instead of itunes. https://archive.org/details/gtw-2002-06-25/mode/2up?q=jack+scalfani page 34

Actually the beauty of Napster was to be able to get your music for nothing. No more buying a CD to get the two songs you wanted and spending $15 on it. You got the songs you wanted and you paid nothing for it. And if not Napster then Limewire, Grokster, Morpheus and so on. And if you had broadband? Download a song in maybe a minute compared to 20 if doing it over dialup.

Yeah, his business model was stupid because he didn't understand that people prefer to get what they want at the right price. This is also why it took the music industry so long to change course. They wanted to keep the old model where they made everything and the artists made nothing.

I kinda want to go on a long rant and I won't here. But personally as a leader in my line of work.. those who slack off at work, slack off at home. Those work hard at work work hard at home. Personally as still hybrid (I rarely use it for many reasons) I like having my laundry done as I'm grinding away.

The time during lockdown was great. No need to spend an hour in traffic getting to work. No need to have people coming to your desk to talk to you. No need to deal with office politics or any of that bullshit.

And yes it meant the occasional lunch break with wine or beer because who cares, spending time with your spouse, taking an extra "coffee break" now and then and yes doing your laundry or cooking dinner as you deal with other things. I actually enjoyed lockdown for those reasons and it's why afterwards we still tended to work from home half the week.

A lot of if comes down to your dedication to the job and what kind of person you want your boss to see you as. The kind of person that can be counted on to get the job done on time and under budget or the kind that needs to be constantly monitored and micromanaged to get the right amount of work from them.

It's also the same sort of people that bitch about those on a salary instead of an hourly wage that can leave the office 2 hours early after taking an hour long lunch and not needing to ask a supervisor permission to go take a smoke break or a shit, because they don't understand that the value in the job is not being a body that is present, it's the work getting done.

It's because most employers understand that you're not going to be busy for all eight hours you're at work. There's going to be down times and crunch times but the important thing is that when they need you you're THERE. No excuses. If you are able to take off two hours early on a Friday then you can make up those two hours at a later time when they need you.

The issue is when your boss starts keeping score and saying that you still owe an hour from that time last year when you took off an hour early because your kid was taken to the hospital. That's when you need to start looking for a new boss.

No way he at my age looked like he's pushing fifties

This only adds to my theory that he isn't human but a salmonella colony that took human form

That is a HARD 32 and shows some really bad genetics and dietary choices.

 

[Exist0]

I have to admit, Jack is incredibly skilled at something : Making me feel like I've had a stroke, trying to make sense of his online ramblings.

"You have confidence can do but not yes, borgle".

We need an interactive VR experience.

 

[Marc]

The thought crossed my mind that, if Jack was limited to real life interactions, he would have to look up at every person he looks down on. I think that's what makes the Internet escapism of pretending to be somebody an irresistible, euphoric high he can normally only get close to by ritualistically overeating until he can't take any more - Like those guys who film themselves putting enormous dildos in their ass. I think this may also explain other manlet cows, and not just Jack (who might actually be taller in his wheelchair than when standing).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That's a pretty terrible idea...

People downloaded music because they didn't want to buy a $12-$15 (back then that was the price) CD for just 1-2 songs that they liked. No one is going to pay $5 to order a CD from fatty when they could just spend $7-$10 more and get the whole CD at their local store and not have to wait for it to arrive.

 

[p1138]

That's a pretty terrible idea...

People downloaded music because they didn't want to buy a $12-$15 (back then that was the price) CD for just 1-2 songs that they liked. No one is going to pay $5 to order a CD from fatty when they could just spend $7-$10 more and get the whole CD at their local store and not have to wait for it to arrive.

What are you talking about? He had to turn away hundreds of artists that wanted to use his service in just a few months, because no one wanted to spend ALL DAY downloading MP3s and burning a CD... oh wait cd burners were already in the $50 range, and could burn an audio CD in under 30 minutes fairly easily with the software they usually came with. Also it doesn't even make sense for Fatty to have turned down artists in the first place due to the lack of fixed cost for "publishing" for an artist because he was just burning CDs in his(or his brother's) garage anyway.

And you could probably hit up a southern california fleamarket at the time and find plenty of people selling burned CD bootlegs anyway for under $5, of shit you might actually want to listen to. So his business model failed to even compete with the most basic piracy for people who didn't even have computers at the time.

 

[AnOminous]

Old man screaming at clouds and brags about reading the bible 8 times

Says the fat dying old man who sucks at literally everything and is completely incompetent at the one thing he's famous for.

Also there is literally no way this fat faggot idiot has read the Bible one time, much less eight.

Maybe he read one of those Bibles for babbies with simple words and pictures so children (and mongos like Jack) can understand it.

25 years ago, 32 years old. Yeah, this guy was five strokes waiting to happen.

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Even then, he looked like the Amerimutt meme. What a swarthy cocksucker.

 

[Pig Cups]

Jack will generally complain about the weather if he is outside.

Not true! Jack loves himself a sunny day. Nothing pleases him more than getting some warm, glistening, erect, pulsating, life-giving D.

(Yes, I know this isn’t the first time I’ve posted this pic. But c’mon…that shit will never get old haha.)

Jack desires to cook in other people's houses

>COOKING IN PEOPLE'S HOMES WITH THEM

Of course he does. Fucking narcissist wants to feel like a famous, in-demand chef/personality that opens himself up to be hired for small, private events away from his primary restaurant business (an example of this that comes to mind is Josh Capon). However, having Jack in your house these days would be on par with releasing Tasmanian devils and a wasp swarm into the domicile- nothing but a complete liability. Assuming he doesn’t injure himself and threaten to sue, he would probably leave a trail of greasy filth and noxious odors in his wake. Think Chalooby from Monsters, Inc. (2001).


There is a CWJ episode where Jack travels to Alabama to “cook” an anniversary dinner for a couple. Only, he doesn’t assume the full responsibility for shopping/cooking, as a private chef or caterer would- outside of bringing his sous vide cooker, (probably) helping with menu planning, and a few instances of directing the wife, she does *all* of the grunt work vis-à-vis the actual cooking. He just uselessly stands by and films everything, from the trip to the grocery store, to the husband‘s arrival. In terms of work done by Jack himself, it’s no different than a typical Cooking With Tammy Jack upload in 2025.

The husband is unironically a big admirer of Jack’s, and the wife wanted to surprise him. But, judging from Jack’s choice of parking spot, the surprise was promptly spoiled.


That’s exactly what I’d want to come home to on my anniversary, by the way- confirmation that my wife spent the entire day at my house with a man who wasn’t her token gay friend or faggy hairdresser. Also, what was the fan value in this exercise? If the husband is really that into Jack, wouldn’t it have been more of a treat if Jack himself cooked the meal, rather than the wife? This was basically a meet-and-greet, then.

Just IMAGINE being such a fan of Jack that your wife calls him over to meet you, as one would an Elmo or Barney mascot for a toddler’s birthday party? *cringe*

At least they probably avoided food poisoning, since Jack didn’t do any of the cooking. What a fucking bizarre video.

 

[Exist0]

Just wanted to share some love for Rob. RobMob represent.

 

[myhairisonfire]

The husband is unironically a big admirer of Jack’s

Nah, this dudes wife punked him good. Look at this.



His mouth is smiling, but those eyes have admitted defeat. She got him and he knows it. This is the kind of couple that pranks each other by plastic wrapping the toilet or hiding rubber snakes in the mailbox. Though inviting Jack to your house is probably grounds for an at-fault divorce.