Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Goatchoker]

Who the fuck holds a burrito like that

King cobra.

MDWU

 

[AnOminous]

Sad! Pathetic! He's thinking about cock when he eats a burrito!

Frozen burritos! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

 

[Captain Manning]

PLEASE post the corresponding source tweets with archives for these screenshots in the thread rather than just posting the attachments. You are causing the thread to miss out on pieces of information that become obvious with the full context of the underlying tweet. I see the first one was already archived though.

The text about the kids was about the only thing revealed at Hackamania that I winced hard at. I thought it was it was super shitty to say, and looked bad, and I said as much.

That he admits it was super shitty is to his credit.

Really, a key difference between Aaron and Nick is that Aaron will say or do a dumb thing, but then admit it was dumb. Nick will double-down on everything all day long. That's why Nick fits the lolcow mold much better than Aaron. It's been often said on this site that true lolcows don't learn anything or listen to good advice.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

He's a dingus.

He's a ratfink.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick genuinely seems to love April,

I think Nick loves what April REPRESENTS.

Kayla=Responsibility, chores, five kids that need to be fucking chauffeured LIKE SAUDI ROYALTY for HOURS! Worst of all, Kayla represents getting older.

April=Youth, FUN, drugs, no responsibility except getting some balldo action and firing up the ol’ dopamine receptors with a little pharmaceutical help.

The screenshot from a conversation with Moody alleges that Nick saw April in her car with her boyfriend, who proceeded to flip him off. Nick is deeply upset they aren't talking.

I kinda want it to be true, since anything more likely to make Nick hit the bottle is a W in my book.

Not sure I buy it though.

Spinning a yarn that you know is likely to get leaked, to reduce the heat, is exactly what Nick would do.

I suppose there’s always a chance that Apes dad talked some sense into her, but I kinda doubt it from what we’ve seen of their interactions.

 

[Vibralldo]

I think Nick loves what April REPRESENTS.

Kayla=Responsibility, chores, five kids that need to be fucking chauffeured LIKE SAUDI ROYALTY for HOURS! Worst of all, Kayla represents getting older.

April=Youth, FUN, drugs, no responsibility except getting some balldo action and firing up the ol’ dopamine receptors with a little pharmaceutical help.



I kinda want it to be true, since anything more likely to make Nick hit the bottle is a W in my book.

Not sure I buy it though.

Spinning a yarn that you know is likely to get leaked, to reduce the heat, is exactly what Nick would do.

I suppose there’s always a chance that Apes dad talked some sense into her, but I kinda doubt it from what we’ve seen of their interactions.

Yeah, love is the wrong word in hindsight.

It's more Nick actually seems to want to be around her unlike almost everyone else in his life.

 

[Niggernerd]

He's a ratfink.

He's a hooligan

 

[My Knee is Growing]

It went from "I'm not going to jail" to "if I go to jail" then rubs his hands nervously

He looks so spiritually broken in this clip

 

[Fapcop]

It is insane that the amount has no at least tripled by now with the all administrative nuisance he is causing.
Or that he still has a license and a car.

It’s ironic no?

Some shitlib in MN legislation removed any and all consequences from ignoring fines, because “MuH bLaCK cOmmUniTY! Consequences be rayciss!”

And white multimillionaire Nick Rekieta benefits the most.

 

[Desktop User2]

It’s ironic no?

Some shitlib in MN legislation removed any and all consequences from ignoring fines, because “MuH bLaCK cOmmUniTY! Consequences be rayciss!”

And white multimillionaire Nick Rekieta benefits the most.

Still the target demographic tho. Working as intended.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

From looking at the timestamp of the tweet - 12:58 UTC we see that Nick was tweeting about Aaron at 7:58 in the morning. Clearly, posting screenshots of messages from his ex-boyfriend Aaron was more important than streaming at 8.

According to my current logs, Rekieta stopped tweeting at 1:43 a.m. yesterday. He woke up and immediately resumed his tweet storm at 7:38 a.m., continuing to tweet multiple times every hour since then. I’m not sure what got into him today, but he just won’t stop tweeting. I guess trial streaming must be really exciting if he’s chasing dopamine on Twitter like this.

(Full Google Sheet)

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick shouldn't forget the 7th verse in the chapter:
Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.

How Skelly read it:
Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live Nick, with your wives (emphasis plural) and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers. wanton lust and greed and wroth and envy (no gluttony though, that's for fat chicks, ew).

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop is a good boy who dindu nuffin (plus he only has eyes for Kayla

Das right! I’m all about the fixer-upper women.

Not so much the: “Well if tear the walls down, redo the foundation and slap a new roof on, we’re in business!”-wifeys.

Don’t get me wrong, I respect all you Minnesota 6-enjoyers who see a decent set of tits and a nice long set of legs and start buying drinks, but it ain’t for me.

I can believe April has a boyfriend because Nick likes to share. @Fapcop is there something you aren't telling us? Have you gone under-qover?

As tempting as it would be to go undercover, gather video and info for months, and then post DA APRIL DIARIES: THE INSIDE SCOOP in one, multi page glorious post, I’d likely have to get a new account because you guys would bully me too hard.

See also: The guy who double-rubbered up, fucked DSP’s wife’s prostitute sister and then posted about it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick's all day seething-rage at Aaron totally doesn't suggest he is stark raving malding about it being public knowledge that April doesn't love him anymore.

If this is a gay op. It's certainly a "what's the joke?" gay op.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's all day seething-rage at Aaron totally doesn't suggest he is stark raving malding about it being public knowledge that April doesn't love him anymore.

If this is a gay op. It's certainly a "what's the joke?" gay op.

It's also possible Nick's just spiraling for any other reason

 

[Oxyjen]

. I’m not sure what got into him today, but he just won’t stop tweeting. I guess trial streaming must be really exciting if he’s chasing dopamine on Twitter like this.

(Full Google Sheet)

The Vegas trip went terribly and his ego is hurting and he’s taken a severe mood crash about it.

The April thing plus being snaked would be a bonus multiplier, if true.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick's days are numbered, just wait for the cake to finish baking.
Aaron (the villain in his shared fantasy) caused him multiple serious narcissistic injuries.
Btw a narcissist's smear campaign never ends until they are dead (early, or naturally)
They don't just move on.
His obsession has now crossed over into dangerous psychosis.

Nick's parole officer. like most probably has many cases to look after. I'd imagine drug crime like meth is still big in that part of rural Minnesota so the priority would be ex-cons on work release, and would trickle down from there. Also we don't actually know what is really going on behind the scenes because Nick is a liar.

If @ItsAaronIgnoreMe was a smart man he'd have his lawyer finally file HRO's on Nick and Melton today!
Possibly the other faggots who are on the "This Little Piggy Show" too like Rocco, and Karl.
The fat nonce Melton would instantly lose his ace cash cow, and Nick would sustain yet another unbearable narcissistic injury having to shut the fuck up about him, just like Aaron has to do with Kayla.
That would be the ultimate win for the Toe! Do it Aaron.

 

[Niggernerd]

All Aaron did was be his normal loser self and he won by doing nothing. Nicks losing it and needed to go to Vegas just to look at his ex boyfriends body as an own.

 

[AnOminous]

The Vegas trip went terribly and his ego is hurting and he’s taken a severe mood crash about it.

The April thing plus being snaked would be a bonus multiplier, if true.

I wonder what the worst narc injury was. Was it singing karaoke and immediately emptying the room while all the cool kids morbidly obese pedophiles went off to party and watch CP together?

All Aaron did was be his normal loser self and he won by doing nothing. Nicks losing it and needed to go to Vegas just to look at his ex boyfriends body as an own.

Aaron is basically the Luigi Wins by Doing Nothing meme.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

"Familial resentment" had me dying. The shitposters actually say nicer things about CGoody than most of the real posts. You'd think CGoody was a saint.


How they arranged the memory book with Energii King on the same page.