Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
This was the first thing I noticed and it really encapsulates why people are a bit more sympathetic to Aaron. Aaron may be a cuck but at least he gave a more complete story regarding what went down between the 4 of them. Sure he left out the cum-eating but can you really blame the guy. Nick tries to act like he's some sort of alphachad who's above it all and stole Aaron's wife rather than one of four degens who were all in the same shit together.
More importantly, Aaron saw the downward spiral they were all on and pulled up. Meanwhile, Nick is looking at the burning wreckage in confusion and looking for somebody to blame that isn't himself.

April sweetie, honey… consent to releasing the bodycam footage and get that bag from Null to really stick it to Nick!
April's window of opportunity has come and gone. Now that the case is over, the bodycam footage will (eventually) be released.
 
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Lots of talk about drugs during today’s trial stream.

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Nothing like a good talk about Molly with random people. (Archive 1 | Archive 2)
At what point is something no longer considered a job by the PO? He's earning less than minimum wage for sitting in front of a camera doing nothing.

Nick should have to work retail or fast food.
 
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iirc from the MATI whippets and galaxy gas are difficult to count as a "drug" because it doesn't cause a "chemical reaction" it's literally just denying oxygen into your brain. Which, I shouldn't need to say this but it's phenomenally retarded because while it can get you around drug tests for a quick few minutes high its literally killing brain cells extremely quickly by denying oxygen to them. Those do not grow back. It's not worth losing brain cells for a high that lasts a couple minutes....unless of course your brain is already full of holes

Even if the court knows he's doing it, I don't think they'd count it as a "chemical reaction" > drugs from what I understand
Someone earlier in the thread pointed out that Nitrous Oxide does have chemical interactions with the human body beyond crowding out normal air from your lungs, otherwise it wouldn't be used in anesthesia. But it's true that you should not be abusing that shit for multiple reasons including such things as repeatedly putting not-air into your lungs is bad for your brain meats.
 
Excuse me! that's not factually accurate!

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iirc from the MATI whippets and galaxy gas are difficult to count as a "drug" because it doesn't cause a "chemical reaction" it's literally just denying oxygen into your brain.
There's actually quite a few people in elb's comments saying that Null doesn't know what he's talking about in terms of how whippets work.

I take no position on it one way or another, because I am largely ignorant when it comes to illicit drugs. My vice is cigarettes.

I just know Nick is doing whippets. It's obvious.
 
Karen Read Stream Day 14 - Rekieta Notables
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TLDR: He was tested yesterday when he came back from Hackamania; no test today. He admitted he has no idea what’s happening in the case. Also admitted that he might have holes in his brain due to molly. Joked about his deepening voice after returning from an afternoon break. Entirely self-absorbed; he wants to talk about himself. Inexplicably spent lunch blathering about birthright citizenship.

- Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 2150. No YT glitches.
- Supertips (approx): 33
- Breaks/Interruptions: 2 (see notes). No whippets detected, but I'm not the best judge. His hands were shaking early in the stream.
- Supertip of the Day: Nick was not amused.
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"She [Kayla] didn't like it at all" - Nick Rekieta
Morning

- 10 min late; 390 waiting; 2 days of trial skipped (day 12 and day 13 when he was in Vegas. He seems to have very little interest in catching up).

- Wearing the same shirt as the coke stream. This fact had to be pointed out to him. Also, he didn't look much different:
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- In Vegas he was offered an assortment of Rx drugs by a male and later offered GHB (date rape drug) by a "bouncy" female. He claims to have declined.

- Made this joke: “Never do Viagra and cocaine at the same time… It’ll literally kill you.”

- He's changed his studio lighting bc it was too dark “down south”. (Again, he's reading this thread; it's an issue that's been discussed here.)

- He's added Supertip voices: Trump, Viva, Barnes, Alessi (lawyer in the case), and an update to incel lawyer voice (the not-Kurt voice). None were used today.

- Told people to join Locals for notifications for his streams, even though he didn't post on Locals for this stream and did it in real time.

- He retold his ruffie story when he went to the You Are Here taping. NEW INFO? He went to join two "fans" at a different bar when he supposedly got ruffied.

- While in Vegas and watching Vito/Masterson, someone yelled out to Nick, "Your kid tested positive for cocaine!” Security was called.

- He again talked about not knowing how to fill his time in the absence of partying

- The state paid for much of his and Kayla's drug testing during the 6 months of the CPS investigation; however, Nick sometimes paid extra for the "instant tests" to prove they were clean. The instant tests are $75/ea.

- Nick pays for all of his testing now while on probation.

- He insulted The Plaza, where Hackamania was held.

- Claims his last drink was on April 15

- Says he might be eligible for a briefer probation after 2.5 years; it's up to the PO.

- He acknowledged that he may have "holes in my brain" from all the molly.

- Break at about 10:14 - Kayla delivered a burrito off-screen. Note: in almost every single stream, food is brought in.

- He again normalized drug use by saying most people do them

Lunch/Afternoon

- American history lesson about birthright citizenship for no discernible reason (he could have gotten caught up on the trial). Mr. Lobertarian is good with suspending habius corbus because he loves that Trump is pushing boundaries

- He said the Founding Fathers were immigrants. (They weren’t, save Hamilton, iirc.)

- Break at around 1:45 (I could have that wrong; I was distracted). He returned joking about his deep voice, laughing at us/KC.

- Got educated on the case by Joe Nierman's prerecorded video, which he played with virtually no commentary and didn't pay attention whatsoever. Eyes were darting everywhere but the screen with Joe's vid.

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Also, more grasping of his right arm.

- A clip or pre-recorded video is coming.
Two new Mandys who were promptly escorted out:
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Bonus: Fingernails for @WEEKEND
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Aaron's current girlfriend is way more attractive than April and Kayla, I don't think he's crying after his whore ex.
While that's quite a low bar, good for Aaron. Hopefully he doesn't have nightmares about the time in his life when a gaunt, junkie Jew looked down his enormous nose at him as he gave Aaron an oral creampie as the price he had to pay to fuck the man's goblin-looking wife.
 
I can believe April has a boyfriend because Nick likes to share. @Fapcop is there something you aren't telling us? Have you gone under-qover?
As tempting as it would be to go undercover, gather video and info for months, and then post DA APRIL DIARIES: THE INSIDE SCOOP in one, multi page glorious post, I’d likely have to get a new account because you guys would bully me too hard.

See also: The guy who fucked DSP’s wife’s prostitute sister and then posted about it.
I didn’t see this posted earlier, but he tweeted that his lowest-performing trial stream brought in around $800. Most of his earnings come from supertips.

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I recognize that this is probably true. I know some people are speculating that he might be sending some of these to himself as anonymous tips, but I think there’s also a novelty component that might be appealing to his most loyal fans. That said, I do think supertips can come across as a bit spammy and might get old quickly.
Not buying it.

We saw how shitty his superchats did.

It makes zero sense that Nick’s dents couldn’t be arsed to send more than a few hundred dollars earlier, are suddenly spending almost 1000$ on unfunny AI voices.

Yeah, it’s a shiny new thing, I get it. That might explain supertips being for example twice as much as superchats. But this kind of chasm just screams to me that Nick is prepping the hat by putting in his own fake tips for money.
 
But it's true that you should not be abusing that shit for multiple reasons including such things as repeatedly putting not-air into your lungs is bad for your brain meats.
Rekieta has recently come to the profound realization that approximately 60% of the human brain is composed of fat. In light of this revelation, he appears to be undertaking a bold new initiative to reduce his cerebral mass through the diligent use of whippets.
 
Rekieta has recently come to the profound realization that approximately 60% of the human brain is composed of fat. In light of this revelation, he appears to be undertaking a bold new initiative to reduce his cerebral mass through the diligent use of whippets.
The world is not ready for the weight (heh) of his genius.
 
Rekieta Report: Views
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Nick earned rare W today as average concurrent viewers rose by 19.8% from his last stream.
Maybe a post-Hackamania bounce? Or were people curious after his all-day Aaron bitching? We'll have to wait if the upward trend continues.
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7-Day Rolling Average Viewers is still lacking. Today's was 1,973. Last Monday (05/05/25) was 7.7% higher, at 2,138.
Can Nick maintain viewer interest? Doubts continue to grow as his audience numbers steadily decline.
Since Nick doesn’t stream on weekends, Monday typically marks his weekly peak in viewership.
Viewers tune in at the start of the week, but interest tends to drop off sharply as the week goes on.

Rekieta Report: Superchats
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Nick continues to stack Ws as he earns a 88.5% increase in Superchats, totalling $147 today.
Just imagine the multi-packs of Spagettios you can buy! Bonza savings!
This is middling in the trend for Monday earnings, as two weeks ago (28/04/2025), Nick earned $200.
 
Is this the first admission from him that he has done nitrous? I don't think he had ever admitted this before.
He has. Sort of. I believe in one of @daffodils or @Folgers Can lists from Nick in Melton's chat, he talked about how the whippets give him headaches. It was approximately a month ago. I can find it if it's important.
 
The homosexuals on Grindr would take one look at him and say "nigga, i'm not that gay"
Most of northern MN is huddled masses of gay 'artists' living in communes fucking each other and doing drugs and selling tchotchkes for 200 a pop. Grand Marais comes to mind.

And they're still not that gay.
 
My sheer speculation is that Aaron called his lawyer to have a look at the Hackamania content and Dildo Sack-In's Mother's Day meltdown to see if any of it was actionable. Lawyer said "No, not worth the trouble, forget it" and AA-Ron backed off.

It's not unusual to call the lawyer that you already have on contingency for an opinion on something that's not exactly his specialty. Then, if your criminal lawyer says, "Yeah, I think you might have something, we have a civil/contract/estate/family law guy here at the firm you should talk to" and vice versa. Or they can tell you "You've got nothing" which is what I think happened here.
He said today that he sent his lawyer Nicks tweets, death threats and stuff, not necessarily the Hackamania segment. He also hasn’t gotten an opinion from his lawyer yet, who said he’d talk about it with Aaron later this week.
 
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