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Keystone said:
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https://twitter.com/TaurusOxford/status/844374372722860033 ()

And there he goes shit talking everyone he does business with again; this time it's the mortgage and real estate people being dumb assholes.
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Oh yeah, they're dumb, Phil. You, on the other hand, the guy who purchased a condo for way more it was worth and doesn't even live in there, you are the smart man in that room. The fact that they have your money and you owe them thousands of dollars only proves that you are the smart guy with a business degree and everything.
 
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Keystone said:
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https://twitter.com/TaurusOxford/status/844374372722860033 (http://archive.is/Jg2cj)

And there he goes shit talking everyone he does business with again; this time it's the mortgage and real estate people being dumb assholes.
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Oh, shit. If he can't short-sell that condo, it doesn't matter if he makes a miniscule amount more on Twitch than he did on YouTube. He's still going to be bleeding another $1k+ every month. That's something he absolutely cannot afford to do at this current moment. Get ready for him to start taking out loans to try to stay afloat.
 
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xenomorph said:
I will never understand who would give money to a man who fucks people over without a second thought? It makes no sense at all. He might as well set his money on fire.
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BSV said he wanted to see Phil fail, he wont fail as long as BSV gives him money...

Panpizza said:
I try not to judge people by looks, since it's something people largely have no control over - but yeah. BSV isn't a great looking guy. I suspect he has a chip on his shoulder from being picked on or something and latched onto whiteknighting Phil because of it. Most of the DSP cultists are probably like that.
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Dont judge them by their looks, judge their looks instead.
 
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FapCupFanta said:
Oh, shit. If he can't short-sell that condo, it doesn't matter if he makes a miniscule amount more on Twitch than he did on YouTube. He's still going to be bleeding another $1k+ every month. That's something he absolutely cannot afford to do at this current moment. Get ready for him to start taking out loans to try to stay afloat.
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Or his parents are going to pay for that Condo. And then they might disown him.
 
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"So the assholes at the unemployment office told me streaming didn't qualify me for unemployment benefits. I made money, you dicks! Give me unemployment! I tried to tell them about the detractors and how YouTube pushed me off their site, but they just escorted me out! If I'm going to save my EIGHT YEAR LEGACY, I need your help with Patreon, cheers, tips, and my teespring store! I'm gonna go back down there tomorrow and kick their fucking ass if they try to push me out again!"
 
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Fuck This Disco! said:
Ahh, no wonder he was like "I won't be able to make it to May, I need more munny, seriously dood!" earlier. I wonder what it'll finally take for him to realize that the e-begging isn't cutting it and that he'll actually need to get a proper job to stay afloat.
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Until the debt collectors start calling, Leanna leaves him, and he's behind on his mortgage payments. And then he might just wake up. But even then it's looking :optimistic: .
 
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RIP_SANITY said:
Here are the answers to Panda's previous comment:

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Will Phil actually follow up on his threats? my gut tells me he won't, lol.
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Phil's being even more of an asshole to her lately. The dude's lack of empathy is really testing her patience.

Makes you wonder how much longer it will take for the inevitable break up.
 
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If Phil calls her bluff, she's not moving in with a fan. It's a dude she's already fucking on the side. Last resort, she'll go back home. If Phil caves, he'll forever be known as a dude who is not only NOT in control of his fucking household but got cucked by a fucking dog.
 
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Gook Choy said:
If Phil calls her bluff, she's not moving in with a fan. It's a dude she's already fucking on the side. Last resort, she'll go back home. If Phil caves, he'll forever be known as a dude who is not only NOT in control of his fucking household but got cucked by a fucking dog.
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The only reason I don't think Panda is cheating is because Phil is so loathsome that if she had an escape she'd use it. He's crude, lives like a pig, has turned her into his maid and cook, refuses to give her any quarter in emotional issues and seldom has sex with her. If she had another guy on the hook she'd be gone.
 
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So I'm reading that Phil's gonna need to sell a lot more t-shirts.

What will it be first? A vlog telling the cult he needed to raise prices and they need to buy more OR; a vlog threatening to assault Teespring for "stealing" "his" cut of the t-shirt money?
 
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Hatoful Dandy said:
I'd be worried about leaving a dog with him. Poor thing will die of neglect or it'll attack him out of hunger.
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*Dog barks in the background during a stream*

"Sorry doods! I have to take care of Leanna's STUPID dawg while she's working. HAHAHAHA SNORT! Give me a second."

*Dog noise is muffled as Phil slams a door*

"There! No more dawg. HAHAHAHAHAHEEEEHEEEHAHAHA. Now we can get back to video games like we were supposed to be doing INSTEAD OF TAKING CARE OF A FUCKING DAWG. Ugh. It keeps barking like it wants something so fuck that. Snort."

I think there's a good chance the dog will kick the shit out of Phil. Depending on the size of the dog that is.
 
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Leanna had 2 chihuahas back home so it will most likely be one of those. He'd be better off with a pug, I have 2 and they are lazy and love to sleep. He's getting a chihuaha though that will probably yap during stream while Leanna is at work hahahahha.
 
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