Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I’ve pointed this out before, but Nick’s nails are hella clubbed. He should unironically take a HIV/AIDS test.

A bunch of stuff causes that, from lung cancer to heart disease to liver failure. The cunt is dying.

That said he should keep up the good work. Don't let those medical prudes tell you what to do Balldo!

 

[Stiffy]

Aaron really delivered some subtle body blows to Nick this morning revealing Nick's secret dick pills of choice.
Apparently these are even more potent than sildenafil (Viagra/Blue Chew) because Blue Chew didn't work for Nick, and according to Aaron neither did these a lot of the time.
Faggy name brand, for an impotent faggot.

 

[AnOminous]

Aaron really delivered some subtle body blows to Nick this morning revealing Nick's secret dick pills of choice.
Apparently these are even more potent than sildenafil (Viagra/Blue Chew) because Blue Chew didn't work for Nick, and according to Aaron neither did these a lot of the time.
Faggy name brand, for an impotent faggot.
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Lmao limp dick Balldo Man is so impotent he doesn't just need boner pills, but super duper boner pills.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Of course after a week of being very late to start his streams, Nick has decided that this Monday morning he will be very early to stream. Of course, he is sperging about his own court cases and how expensive it is to be a drug-addled felon. It took a comment from a chatter to get him talking about the trial. Nick Rekieta is still gay even though he decided to be early.

He really needs a therapist. In jail.

A roadside crack shack with multiple parking slots? That´s obviously a bunny hut... a brothel.

I just KNEW one day Nick + Russell would get together! The New Merge approaches.

Most of northern MN is huddled masses of gay 'artists' living in communes fucking each other and doing drugs and selling tchotchkes for 200 a pop. Grand Marais comes to mind.

And they're still not that gay.

Grand Marais has an actual artists' colony. Most of Northern MN (where Nick doesn't even live) is guys like Karmic.
* Eta - MN is actually good for arts, and there is indeed a central MN artsy space. But you know, two or a handful of non-city places for post-retirement and aspiring artists to have some space in a really large state isn't saying much.

Why the fuck would you admit this? Just double down fully on the cope, don't concede ground. Especially in this case, you're admitting that you're so desperate to do drugs that you're huffing gas. What happened to "not like those gross poor junkies"?

Because has has to pretend he's cool.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

so per Sean's(potentially criminal) apparently nick has thrown in with the tranny going after kirsche? my how the balldo has fallen and if anyone has a timestamp/clip of the dunking on kirsche and feels incline to show mercy to throw it my way thanks.

 

[Dude Snakes]

He better not! My turn to try and rescue her!

Shit, I bet Aaron hasn’t even watched In the Pale Moonlight nor Trials and Trib-ulations.

I assume you are joking if not don’t bother Kayla isn’t worth saving both she and Nick deserve to die for their abuse of their five children.

 

[woodedbag]

so per Sean's(potentially criminal) apparently nick has thrown in with the tranny going after kirsche? my how the balldo has fallen and if anyone has a timestamp/clip of the dunking on kirsche and feels incline to show mercy to throw it my way thanks.

Is it this thing? Because this creature called me a loser on X and I'm about to give it it's 13th reason

 

[not william stenchever]

A bunch of stuff causes that, from lung cancer to heart disease to liver failure.

Lung cancer being the top secret Alog none of us suspected would be an absolutely Shamalanian twist.

 

[Lurking9e9]

if you watch nick rekieta and ethan ralph back to back, you could easily argue that the married guy with the trust fund and five children is actually somehow sadder and seething harder than the guy living alone in a mexican shack, who's only human connection is when he is ordering a torta down the street, who has to see one child through plexi glass and was only legally allowed to say the other's name as of about a week ago. certainly makes you think!

Ralph can take drugs and drink his sorrows away while having no responsibilities.
Nick has to endure our wife's "destroyed body", 5 kids who can't leave him alone, April leaving him for the bull.
All that while being under the boot of govment and a nerd PO. No guns, no drugs, no alcohol, no whores and most importantly no balldo.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Is it this thing? Because this creature called me a loser on X and I'm about to give it it's 13th reason

I hope that as she was standing there trying to convince him to come back to her hotel room his Grindr notification sound went off loud enough that the whole room heard, and rather than be embarrassed he looked at his phone and said 'Sorry, I have to take this'.

 

[Desktop User2]

To be fair Jesse was one of the first people to find the blackface pictures years ago during the Maddox lawsuit thing. Jesse got a blackface lawyer doll made as well that he wheels out on occasion.

Jesse is also a gigantic faggot.

 

[woodedbag]

I hope that as she was standing there trying to convince him to come back to her hotel room his Grindr notification sound went off loud enough that the whole room heard, and rather than be embarrassed he looked at his phone and said 'Sorry, I have to take this'.

It's a dude brother

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Nick got cucked again?

He lives in a state of being permanently cucked

so per Sean's(potentially criminal) apparently nick has thrown in with the tranny going after kirsche? my how the balldo has fallen and if anyone has a timestamp/clip of the dunking on kirsche and feels incline to show mercy to throw it my way thanks.

He hasn't thrown in with the troons but he appears to have no love lost since she helped steer Pippa away from his ruinous bullshit

 

[D84]

it is a misdemeanor to own any substance that can be used as an inhalant with intent to use it for intoxication.

"I didn't *intend* to use it for intoxication, your honor! I was trying to scratch a bronchial itch and grabbed the first thing within reach. People call me smart!"

 

[Captain Manning]

so per Sean's(potentially criminal) apparently nick has thrown in with the tranny going after kirsche?

Oh great. As if I, or anyone else, needed another reason to hate Nick Rekieta...

Now he's gonna make me side with...

*Sigh*

Vtubers.

He hasn't thrown in with the troons but he appears to have no love lost since she helped steer Pippa away from his ruinous bullshit

"Bullet dodged."

 

[Desktop User2]

Is it this thing? Because this creature called me a loser on X and I'm about to give it it's 13th reason

LMFAO are all his groupies either fat grannies or middle aged homosexual pedophiles??! Niggieta is basically Liberace but with way less talent and way more dicks sucked.

 

[parsnip]

Is it this thing? Because this creature called me a loser on X and I'm about to give it it's 13th reason

Aaron's new girlfriend is better looking than April and Kayla at their best, and Nick's new girlfriend is...Patton Oswalt?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

It's a dude brother

Middle aged transitioning man or ugly 55+ woman
Either way, you lose.

 

[Edward Teach]

AI had a little fun with that burrito as well. Got to love how it maintains eye contact.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I think it's because the FATamania event didn't have the desired outcome. This thread didn't turn into the Aaron thread and it made him look gayer.
He might have also realized that the dabbleverse are all NERDS/DORKS.

None of us knew who Aaron was before the hot tub stream and the giant clusterfuck that became Nick Rekieta's life and have no investment in him, if Aaron stopped commenting on Nick and vice versa then people here would mostly stop talking about him and stop caring, just like with Eric July. I will say the same thing applies to the Dabbleverse alogs, as soon as Nick is no longer useful in alogging Aaron they'll toss him aside and keep focusing on Aaron for whatever reason. Even if Nick had actual evidence of Aaron "eating goo" we'd all laugh about it but then go back to focusing on Nick. His distraction strategy by attempting to manufacture a bigger lolcow in Aaron will never work, at least not here.