Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
and can’t be depended on to do the bare minimum for a grown ass man: Get up in the morning when you’re supposed to.
All the speculation over the banking job Nick got fired from, and I honestly believe it was something utterly mundane such as him being constantly late, turning up drunk, or calling somebody in upper management a fat retard.
 
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Correct. "Storage was his garage
I know Nick creates content for you, but just get a restraining order against the guy. Nick used to see himself as Kevin Spacey from American Beauty, but he's slowly turning into the gay neo-nazi, which makes YOU Kevin Spacey from American Beauty.
 
More likely it’s code for “in the garage right now.”
Yep. He has a 3-car garage.
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So why would it still be there? Can he not get tags or insurance on it or something?

ETA - Or is he afraid of it being a magnet for cops to pull him over and hassle him?
He only breaks out the Rustang for his “fishing trips” near Wakanda lake (visiting April 🤢).
 
"Everyone else is lying about me and my family, and I have done nothing wrong EVER. YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUUUUTH FUCKING NEEEEERDS"
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(BTW - Nick's 9yo (8yo) daughter tested positive for cocaine metabolites 10x the cutoff limit 5000/500. And Nick never disproved the test result, he also notified the CPS beforehand that should one of his kids test positive for drugs it came from an external source, not his stash.
Not a fan of Spicer CPS personally for letting the kids back to their hating fathers home.)
 
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Nick is commenting on Stallyn’s YT again.

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He really likes his wife, guys!

"really like" (not "love")
"gets to" (as though this faggot gave her permission)
Rekieta is a lunatic with no empathy and he definitely doesn't "really like" his wife. Cmon man.
Interesting he has to make Lady Gollum and The Ape equivalent though. Is someone or some family (The Rekieta hive) having to keep the lid on The Ape out of fear of her doing a genuine turn and spilling on Rekieta?
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If the polycule wasn't going to work, despite Rekieta and The Ape both wanting it, and Aaron was gone, I wonder who ended the whole idea?
 
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Nick's 9yo daughter tested positive for cocaine metabolites 10x the cutoff limit 5000/500. And Nick never disproved the test result, he also notified the CPS beforehand that should one of his kids test positive for drugs it came from an external source, not his stash.
Miss Rekieta was only eight years old when she tested positive for cocaine provided to her by her father Nicholas Rekieta.
 
So why would it still be there? Can he not get tags or insurance on it or something?

ETA - Or is he afraid of it being a magnet for cops to pull him over and hassle him?
Slight powerlevel but I also have a sports car (not a Rustang) - it has summer tires and so has to be put away for the winter. Since it doesn't get driven during the winter it should be on a battery tender so it gets stuffed in the garage until it's warm out again.

So Nick's Crustrang was in the garage over the winter. But it's a garage so he can just open the door and drive it down the road to April's crack shack if he really wants to. But he says it's "in storage" because that's TECHNICALLY true in a way, but when YOU hear "in storage" you think it's down at some storage unit away from the house. Because who says their car is "in storage" when it's just parked in the fucking garage?

if Nick's dick could still get hard, he'd pop a boner every time he misleads his audience like this. It's pathetic. He does it so often and about so many things you can tell it's not about protecting his reputation or anything - he just enjoys tricking people. He gets Duper's Delight. He spends all day and all night on Twitter just lobbing weasel words into the ether hoping to pull the wool over some wine mom's eyes.

And somehow people are still falling for it
 
I skimmed through Fatrick Smellton's show at last year's Hackamania on youtube, and wherever you drop in he's either talking about Aaron, or about five seconds from getting back to talking about Aaron. It can't be overstressed how much his show and his life revolve around Aaron fucking Imholte, the least important person in the world.

Imagine going on stage, in front of a small crowd in a small room , and talking about how much you hate Aaron Imholte for an hour. Then you go home and talk about how much you hate Aaron Imholte on stream for five hours every day. You do that for a couple more years, fantasize about his children occasionally, then you kill yourself, and your body isn't discovered for three months, because nobody gives a shit about you. That's Fatrick Smellton.

Now imagine paying Fatrick Smellton to pretend to be your friend tolerate your presence, so that he can use you as a weapon against Aaron fucking Imholte, the least important person in the world. That's Nick Rekieta.

I used to watch Patrick back in 2008 or so, even when he was "good" (it was alright back then. I was a teenager, and he said nigger, sue me.) his entire gimmick has always been getting attention and viewers by attacking people. When patrick first started podcasting it was a completely new thing, and everyone had like, a few hundred viewers. He would run a bit called "bad podcast of the week" in which he would just pick the most popular podcast that week and drag them through the mud, try to get them on the phone, fuck with them as much as possible.

Beyond that, Patrick's show was always completely carried by the co-hosts, viewers define the eras of the show (or at least they did when there were veiwers) by which co-host was on (hollywood adam era, chef and JB era, Tom Segura era, etc. etc.) In the rare case that he had to do a show by himself, it was aparent, even to him, that it was a obligatory upload, and he would just bitch and not even do segments anymore.

Anyways, my point is, Patrick has always done this, it's how he operates, and around episode 1,000 when no one wanted to co-host on his show anymore because he had burned every fucking bridge he ever had, it became apparent to basically his entire audiance and his numbers plummeted, he tried to do a kind of "local lolcow" thing where he'd just shit on LA or Vegas comedians, depending on where he was at the time, but it was never funny or good, and just came off as mean spirited.

Aaron is just the new mark, before this it was nick starr, or some bullshit comedian no one cares about in LA or Vegas, and when he's done with Aaron he'll find his next mark. These situations always go the same way, he gets close to someone who hate the person he's alogging, they reaqlize he's a shitty friend, unfunny, and probably a fucking creep, and they leave, he rages about it and uses the drama for views, repeart forever.
 
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Miss Rekieta was only eight years old when she tested positive for cocaine provided to her by her father Nicholas Rekieta.
I thought she turned 9 on the day of the arrest?
My memory is shitty though from following this hole brained, limpdicked junkie cuck so much.

All the speculation over the banking job Nick got fired from, and I honestly believe it was something utterly mundane such as him being constantly late
Yeah, wasn't this the time period he also got his medical grade meth for narcolepsy or something because he was late at the job all the time and falling asleep.
Adderall is newer one, but he has had some other meth-adjacent drug before Moda-sumthin.
 
Winner comment there: "If all your hobbies involve drugs and alcohol, you don't have a hobby, you have a problem"
He just has no hobbies. It's pathetic.
During the cope stream today, he was crying about how boring life became without booze and drugs, while claiming he likes the trial streams. Of course, skelly never lies.

Given that the only source thus far is Nick and Moody, it screams gay op. Given that Nick shower called Null to try to get stuff taken off from here concerning her nearby residence that MNPR posted, trip flares are going off.
It certainly smells April, I mean, fishy.
The same goes with SEVENTY PAGES. It seems like someone or group are feeding both sides false information in a lame attempt to stir up drama. Very boring and gay behaviour.

Also I think, in April, he's trying to do the Juju bullshit. Juju is his hero, who he tries to emulate. April would be 80s girl, and Aaron would be Maddox. He hates Aaron with the heat of a million suns.
Juju skinwalks as Maddox.
And Skelly wants to skinwalk as Juju.
I think there's a solid theory.

Who the fuck holds a burrito like that
A man who shoves large amounts of cock down his throat.
 
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