Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Woah dude. I think you triple posted. Chill out there.

Channeling my inner Tiffany.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I'm not convinced that's her, this account's interests are pretty broad and it's missing that distinct vindictive screaming she's well known for.

It has the one of her known usernames and the "69" at the end that she always uses. But the account is also very old, back in the days where she was still in middle school (her parents were probably still together at that time too), so it's not abnormal for that account to come off as if it belonged to a completely different person. I think that what got us current Zoe-zo (apart from the terrible things that happened to her and the possibly sexual abuse) was her break with whoever that person who introduced her to Mitsuba is. To this day she hates then with a passion despite all the therapy and that she has moved on from her other "enemies" like Awmui or Venusflake.

Edit: Ice cream at 12:30 AM ET

 

[slungus22]

@mitsuba-chan DRINK WATER.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

It has the one of her known usernames and the "69" at the end that she always uses. But the account is also very old, back in the days where she was still in middle school (her parents were probably still together at that time too), so it's not abnormal for that account to come off as if it belonged to a completely different person. I think that what got us current Zoe-zo (apart from the terrible things that happened to her and the possibly sexual abuse) was her break with whoever that person who introduced her to Mitsuba is. To this day she hates then with a passion despite all the therapy and that she has moved on from her other "enemies" like Awmui or Venusflake.

Edit: Ice cream at 12:30 AM ET
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Ben & Jerry's ice cream is the best. Too bad she can't afford it

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Ben & Jerry's ice cream is the best. Too bad she can't afford it

Money is not relevant to Tiffany since she's never earned any and not having any just means that the local stores are having a 'if you can see it, it's free' sale.
The Bronycon ticket, however. One wonders who the generous soul is....

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Looks like she wants a new therapist

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Looks like she wants a new therapist
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She's exited rapport phase and entered challenge, plan and accountability phase.
Of course that irritates her.

 

[Pure Autism]

This bitch is not THAT hungry shes bored

Guys... What if it's not the pills... What if the pinworms are acting up again?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Guys... What if it's not the pills... What if the pinworms are acting up again?

Pity the parasites, not Tiffany.

 

[Staphylococcus aureus]

Damn Zoey, eat a fucking can of beans or a turkey sandwich or something. You can't sit there and eat 3 bags of chips, a pint of ice cream, and a whole bottle of laxatives and then cry about "my tummy hurts". You need protein and fiber, young lady. At this rate you're going to give yourself permanent bowel issues because you can't regulate your bodily functions like a normal person with a couple cups of water. There's no need to purge, your body will get rid of it on its own (but that assumes you don't eat like a toddler and/or My 600 LB Life patient every day which is maybe unreasonable).

 

[Skitarii]

New zoey simp just dropped

 

[Tread Miller]

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New zoey simp just dropped

Feeling proud that I helped create that new profile picture

 

[twinArmageddons]

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New zoey simp just dropped

whats the laydown on this guy he has 1 post on this thread

 

[Skitarii]

whats the laydown on this guy he has 1 post on this thread

Unremarkable ragebaiter

 

[Tread Miller]

whats the laydown on this guy he has 1 post on this thread

Toji used a picture of Staticness's hand taken from Staticness's profile as a fake "hand reveal," some of the regulars in the India Menace thread tweak about this guy so he ragebaits them in return

 

[PositiveMonk]

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Just when I thought I was out. She pulls me back in.

Powder based pudding complete with instructions

Was it powder based? Disappointing. I was about to sperg about pudding from my recent attempts.

@mitsuba-chan I've got some pudding recipes that are so simple even I can do them if you're interested. I also made custard the other day which was a lot more fun to make.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

I was curious about her activity on Reddit from 2023 to 2024, considering there is a long activity gap between u/schizotea and u/meowtsuba. Thankfully, I was able to find it, albeit the account is deleted. u/kabukimeowmeow is her former main account that she used from 2023 to July 2024.

She made 295 posts and 2.46k comments . Be sure to dig this one thoroughly, as I believe this is perhaps her biggest Reddit account she has ever had.


List of subreddits she went to:

Spoiler: List sorted by frequencies

Autism_Parenting: 419
AmITheAngel: 330
SpicyAutism: 248
okbuddygenshin: 136
redditmoment: 135
NPD: 108
lynxpointsiamese: 86
schizophrenia: 63
vegan: 61
vegancirclejerk: 54
specialed: 53
AutismCertified: 50
ShittyVeganFoodPorn: 37
Siamesecats: 36
OneOrangeBraincell: 33
ABDL: 32
okbuddyportal: 32
Cookierun: 31
disability: 29
boysarequirky: 28
StupidFood: 27
hanakokun: 24
traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2: 23
ScaramoucheMains: 21
TuxedoCats: 20
justredditmoment: 20
GenZ: 19
manx: 18
facepalm: 17
WastedTalent: 15
JustUnsubbed: 15
Incontinence: 14
onejoke: 13
narcissism: 13
fakedisordercringe: 13
justneckbeardthings: 11
redditrequest: 11
autism: 11
transgendercirclejerk: 10
The10thDentist: 10
PizzaCrimes: 10
EulaMains: 10
seniorkitties: 9
ArlecchinoMains: 9
AskTeachers: 9
HuTao_Mains: 9
torties: 8
trees: 8
splatoon: 8
legaladvice: 7
rickandmorty: 7
littlespace: 7
clonehigh: 7
danganronpa: 6
LoveForRedditors: 6
sillygirlclub: 6
stupidquestions: 6
AmItheAsshole: 6
ididnthaveeggs: 6
terriblefacebookmemes: 6
Insurance: 5
doordash: 5
InstacartShoppers: 5
CringetopiaRM: 5
cats: 5
millenials: 5
Teachers: 5
SexOnTheSpectrum: 5
SupermodelCats: 4
teenagers: 4
veganhomecooks: 4
mildlyinteresting: 4
itsaredditmoment: 4
shittyfoodporn: 4
furinamains: 4
Destin: 4
creepyPMs: 4
OKbuddyHalfLife: 4
NoStupidQuestions: 4
GenderCynical: 4
CalicoKittys: 3
AreTheStraightsOK: 3
school: 3
decadeology: 3
Cooking: 3
Teenager_Polls: 3
memesopdidnotlike: 3
FuckTheS: 3
tiktokgossip: 3
imaginarygatekeeping: 3
NEET: 3
nahida_hentai_: 3
asktransgender: 3
LeftTheBurnerOn: 3
Genshin_Impact_Leaks: 3
OneBlackBraincell: 3
NahidaMains: 3
Chonkers: 3
abusiveparents: 3
LynetteMains: 3
ShitMomGroupsSay: 2
AutismAfterDark: 2
MenAndFemales: 2
aspergirls: 2
FloridaTrees: 2
emergencymedicine: 2
Allergy: 2
Genshin_Impact: 2
AlbedosCreations: 2
evilautism: 2
AmITheDevil: 2
aiwars: 2
CatAdvice: 2
vegancirclejerkchat: 2
HellYeahIdEatThat: 2
CharacterAI: 2
OneyPlays: 2
reclassified: 2
RaidenNSFW: 2
unpopularopinion: 2
haiku: 2
ToastCats: 2
GetNoted: 2
Markiplier: 2
ChatGPT: 2
ECEProfessionals: 2
tampa: 2
GypsyRoseBlanchard: 2
pomnigate: 2
FTMfemininity: 2
meirl: 2
Weird: 2
RaidenMains: 2
Pareidolia: 2
aspergers: 1
tortimese: 1
tacobell: 1
questions: 1
animalid: 1
AskReddit: 1
ChrisChanSonichu: 1
traderjoes: 1
Catmemes: 1
copypasta: 1
Advertise: 1
CongratsLikeImFive: 1
existentialcrisiscat: 1
illinois: 1
NamFlashbacks: 1
russianblue: 1
Floof: 1
AskDocs: 1
TacticalIssueCat: 1
trans: 1
Yoimiya_Mains: 1
lolicondegens: 1
WeWantPlates: 1
unexpectedfallout: 1
RoastMyCat: 1
DiWHY: 1
okbuddysplicer: 1
honesttransgender: 1
TikTokCringe: 1
LoveOnTheSpectrumShow: 1
EnbyFashionAdvice: 1
dalle2: 1
CloudRetainerMains: 1
dechonkers: 1
ThereIsnoCat: 1
ImFinnaGoToHell: 1
venti: 1
YuB: 1
PeterExplainsTheJoke: 1
TropicalWeather: 1
actuallesbians: 1
Tinder: 1
TrueEvilAutism: 1
badroommates: 1
exvegans: 1
AskVegans: 1
BPDPartners: 1
AutiTrans: 1
MildFemboys: 1
AutisticAdults: 1
doordash_drivers: 1
polyamory: 1
AITAH: 1
OutOfTheLoop: 1
cglpersonals: 1
butchlesbians: 1
askpsychology: 1
NotHowGirlsWork: 1
HalfLife: 1
SystemsCringe: 1
DanielTigerConspiracy: 1
science: 1
BipolarSOs: 1
charlixcx: 1

Some interesting stuff about her that I could find:

Spoiler: Weedposting

She's a newbie to weed, apparently.

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got a little high yesterday and it was so fucking awesome and i realized life in general is awesome​

to be fair it was more of a microdose because im new to weed and the last couple times i overdid it.. so it was more like a little buzz but like. it was so awesome

i just moved into my first apartment. i've been stressed out for weeks and trying to cope. i've been eating so little just because i didn't have the time and my body was so sore during the moving process. yesterday i got to eat my fill of delicious food (strawberry oat ice cream and impossible nuggets and soon ramen my beloveds <3 <3) and enjoy playing video games and just enjoy life. i realized that im finally in a place where i can be happy and i get to start my adult life now. i get to just. enjoy life now for all of it's beauties and learn how to live a truly happy comfortable life again after so long. happy to be here on this planet now with the lovely friends i have!

Mom is a pothead in her 40s

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my mom started when she was in her forties haha! i only recently started like a month ago, took too much, paced myself this time around and had such an enjoyable time

Her dad isn't

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my dad loved that movie a ton :> he wasn't a stoner by any means though. but his urn is a folgers coffee containerlol

If you want to know how she could obtain weed despite being under 21, here's the reason why

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my mom hasn't found out but she is aware i am interested in getting my own medcard for weed usage. she has had one for the past 7 years, we're in florida so not a fully legal state yet, and she is okay with me using it. i just don't feel the need to tell her that i've been taking from her stash, because i don't think she'd be fine with that. thankfully my tolerance is so low that i don't have to steal a lot from her to have a few good times

Her mom let her do drugs

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coming from someone with a stoner mom, her views on this are what i consider reasonable

when i was older (like an adult or older teen like 16/17) she was willing to let me try anything that she could legally get her hands on once, and under her supervision, with a small dose so i don't go fucking crazy

i'm only just now 18, but i absolutely do get where concerned parents like your mom are coming from. maybe grounding can seem a bit harsh, but i do think it's reasonable.

definitely funny though lol

couldn't handle 10mg for the first time

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dude i had an awful first time from just 10, noo fucking way would 1000 be a good starting dose

Spoiler: ABDL, yes really

This is the reason why she went into this subreddit

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i don’t personally consider myself abdl (no hate to you guys ) but i like this community more than the agere one because of the age ranges of the people there but

it’s because trauma. i was sexually abused as a kid and was forced to behave in more adult manners and like adult things instead of enjoying things more appropriate for my age. my stepdad was an emotionally immature bully and a pedophile >~< and my mom’s a deadbeat and my dad’s just dead

i think it may also have to do with my mental health. i’m on the more severe end of the autism spectrum, diagnosed as level 2, and i feel like i can’t mature that much. i’m also BPD (if there are any fellow bpd people here haiii!!!) granted i’m still pretty young (i’ve only been an adult for like 2 months) but i still feel much younger than i really am. i don’t get the outside world. i’m a reclusive shut in with stunted social skills. i’m immature and can barely understand the adult world and can’t care for myself. i’m definitely very different from a lot of you, but you seem like an accepting bunch.

i’m lucky to have a girlfriend who’s very understanding of this aspect of me and my life, and just understands when i feel little and spends time with me. she’s kind of like another mother/father to me in a way aha. i’m very lucky to have her and she understands me so much and when she doesn’t understand she tries to learn

Has a diaper fetish

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i think mine started because i was an unfortunate case of poorly restricted internet access. my parents did what they could, but i ran into diaper fetish videos at like... age 5 and became super fascinated with that. i went through cycles of shame and embarrassment as a teenager for having this interest but eventually came to just accept that this is who i am hehe

Opinion on age play

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age play is not recommended for individuals with pedophilic disorders and i have heard from registered therapists who work with people with pedophilic disorders that it is often discouraged due to the fact that it can increase the likelihood of that patient to offend. the point of therapy is learning how to control urges and reduce thoughts about children in a sexual nature, while age play and loli/shota content have the possibility of encouraging these thoughts even if it is exclusively with a consenting adult.

Has daytime enuresis

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i have daytime enuresis (as in, struggling to go to the bathroom on time. it's common in children especially with developmentally disabled/delayed children. i'm just part of the population that still has it as an adult though it is mild nowadays)

i will say it is not fun, especially with how frequently i get UTIs. if you really want to be fully incontinent then make sure you can afford it. otherwise you are going to end up with a ton of wet clothes like i did growing up.

Blogposting on ABDL sub for some reasons

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i am a neet due to disability and neglect by my mother. while i understand being frustrated over people who have no aspirations to ever improve their situation and seek to mooch off of others, i think it's also possible you are generalizing an entire group based off of bad experiences with some; which is understandable, but it's always good to try to unlearn your bias when interacting with others of this same group

i do want to improve my situation, it's just genuinely hard. i have lower functioning autism and borderline personality disorder, both of which disable me quite a lot. not every person is going to be able to better themselves in a way that is socially acceptable. i think people who are neets should seek to better their lives through the tools they've got, and i think EETs (people in education employment and/or training) should be more understanding to the people who are trying to make an effort.

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i am already getting in touch with the resources you mention… you don’t really know me or the full extent of my situation either. i just commented this to say that we exist and that not all of us NEETs are just people looking to never work and mooch off others and never improve our life circumstances. a lot of us are just in unfortunate situations and are trying to use the tools we currently have to improve our situation. even for fully normal people the job market is tough to enter and be able to make a livable wage off of in its current state.

Spoiler: Other interesting stuff that I couldn't categorize on their own

Post about her ex

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y'all did i fuck up by doing this or was i in the right​

just a foreword that this is just some stupid and petty drama sooo yeah

so i found out yesterday my ex made some stupid vent art post about me on a public account of all places. and naturally i was upset because that’s fucking weird. so i made a petty comment saying “aww thanks for the fanart, tag me next time so i can see it faster!” and just left it at that. my friends also on their own accord sent their own stupid comments but there wasn’t really much that was said other than the fact that it’s cringe.

so for context we broke up two years ago and had a mutually abusive and fucked up relationship. apparently we’d been “no contact” for 2 years but that is a blatant lie. last year he rejoined a personal server my friend owns (which he was already kicked out of once) which is like a tightly knit friend group. one where i am bound to be interacting in there. he has hung out with me on multiple occasions after that and has even joined calls where i was already there. he only ever blocked me this year and at that point i just let him do his own thing for a while before being around him became too much for me and i asked for him to get removed again.

after i commented on his post his current partner proceeded to flood my comments claiming i was obsessive and romantically harassing him, and sent me a threatening dm. i didn’t bother to respond to anything but one comment asking how one stupid comment was “romantically harassing me”. apparently i’m not allowed to comment on a public post that was ABOUT ME which i find weird. i think if you make public posts about people they have the right to say something.

i did end up dming my ex with a much more mature message telling him i thought it was weird to make public posts abt me like that. and to stop hiding behind his partner and talk to me himself if he has a problem with something i’ve done to him.

listen i know this whole conflict is stupid i just wanna know from my fellow narcs if i actually fucked up or if im fine here

REEEEEE!!!! MOM IS EVIL!!!!

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i'm so tired of my mom and her abuse​

people here who have narc parents how tf do you deal with it while also being a narcissist?

my mom became one because of the abusive partners she endured but definitely has no self awareness over it. she's in therapy but therapy for people who won't accept what they actually need to work on is just a waste of time

i don't cry at other people's insults but my mom treats it like doing basic shit for me that parents are supposed to do is something i should be kissing her feet for. and got mad at me due to the fact that when i was younger and my dad had just died i was struggling to do anything but stay in my grandma's spare room and talk to my (now ex) boyfriend. she also always starts problems whenever it is time to get groceries because oh god forbid i need to eat every day so i don't starve and get malnourished and die. if you wanted to have a kid don't get fucking angry when you fuck up multiple times as a parent and your kid ends up not liking you after your constant screwups

i just stopped crying like 10 minutes ago but FUCK my mom tbh

Mocked for being a mutt

Spoiler: Text

My ego is so fragile and i hate it

I wish it could just stay big and strong forever and not easily break

I love the attention and sympathy I am getting from other people. I’m a more well known person in the community where I am being mocked compared to these other people, so lots of people are coming to my aid and I’m getting a sick form of pleasure from it.

I used to make up fake aliases so I could use them to say bad stuff about me so I could sympathy bait and be all “waah im being harassed”

Now I feel weird because it’s another actual person who feels this way about me instead of a controlled experiment to sympathy bait

Rare Zoey selfie

Spoiler: Image

Found it by going through Internet Archive

Also, here's local JSON archive of all known Zoey's reddit accounts attached

 

[Skitarii]

ABDL: 32

Zoey explain

 

[Sandnigger]

On the one hand I can't believe she's a diaperfag. On the other, she did take credit for the oumapiss meme so that checks out.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Of all people to be into that shit I never expected Zoey to be one of them

Of course, now she's awake, and having her "morning sockness".