Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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When you have to explain your dick pills to random strangers. We're also back to Aaron being too much of a pussy to do drugs.
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does "Social media expert" mean "easily baited" in Nick's lexicon? because if that's the case then yes, Nick is one the greatest social media experts I've ever seen.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

So what's the story with him and Branca?

Branca jumped to a different trial (Chris Schurr, better suited to him anyway) that concluded in a mistrial, but Branca has not returned. (Monday was the only possibility for that so far, so it remains to be seen if he will rejoin Nick for the Karen Read trial.)

WTF is a "Disco Wafer"? That doesn't clock to any term for a drug I am familiar with.

He probably means "Disco Biscuits" which was 1990s slang for molly.

Since he seems to be saying 90's Ecstasy was really MDMA and now it isn't could "Disco Wafers" mean quaaludes or something very similar?

He really admitted to needing weapons-grade boner pills LMAO

 

[CoomerTine]

Someone is calculating the total views daily for the Read trial

Nick has been consistently in the bottom

https://x.com/little_foot777/status/1922203590594285937?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

Branca jumped to a different trial (Chris Schurr, better suited to him anyway) that concluded in a mistrial, but Branca has not returned. (Monday was the only possibility for that so far, so it remains to be seen if he will rejoin Nick for the Karen Read trial.)



Since he seems to be saying 90's Ecstasy was really MDMA and now it isn't could "Disco Wafers" mean quaaludes or something very similar?


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I’m gonna predict Branca won’t rejoin him, no incentive. He’s been doing numbers with the political streams Nick used to do.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

does "Social media expert" mean "easily baited" in Nick's lexicon? because if that's the case then yes, Nick is one the greatest social media experts I've ever seen.

He's almost in the same league as Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[Father Balldo]

Two weeks ago: AARON IS LEAVING HIS STREAM TO DO COKE IT'S SO OBVIOUS LMAO
Now: AARON WAS TOO SCARED TO DO COKE HE'S A LITTLE CHILD, ACTUALLY HE'S WORSE THAN THAT MY EIGHT YEAR OLD CAN HANDLE MORE COKE THAN HIM ACK ACK ACK

 

[Sneed Force One]

Two weeks ago: AARON IS LEAVING HIS STREAM TO DO COKE IT'S SO OBVIOUS LMAO
Now: AARON WAS TOO SCARED TO DO COKE HE'S A LITTLE CHILD, ACTUALLY HE'S WORSE THAN THAT MY EIGHT YEAR OLD CAN HANDLE MORE COKE THAN HIM ACK ACK ACK

Total Reddit moment from myself but Fucking. This.
Nick likes to simultaneously speculate that Aaron is both abusing cocaine yet too pussy to do it. The sheer magnitude of Nick's logical paradoxes is on the brink of collapsing into a black hole singularity.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

So that post confirms that Aaron wasn't a heavy drug user, which is actually a positive in Aarons favor. Nick still thinks that amount of drugs a person does denotes how cool they are. Nick, do all the drugs at once. Be the coolest guy.

 

[Chazzed Up]

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God the kamikaze felts just keep on coming between these two.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Branca jumped to a different trial (Chris Schurr, better suited to him anyway) that concluded in a mistrial, but Branca has not returned. (Monday was the only possibility for that so far, so it remains to be seen if he will rejoin Nick for the Karen Read trial.)

Branca didn't plan on covering Schurr trial, even though I agree it was a better fit for him. He went from "we'll be here covering the entirety of Read trial" into ditching Nick overnight. Obviously streaming with Balldo was a disaster and Branca was struggling to hide his feelings, he looked so miserable and disappointed. But also Read trial coverage is already oversaturated, between Emily Dick Baker, Melanie Little and Andrea Burkhart streaming live every day, Lawyer You Know making big numbers on daily summary lives, then also DUI Guy, Sean, that elf Canadian and others... I think Branca made the right decision to stop humiliating himself trying to fight for scraps.

 

[AltisticRight]

Right, so he confirmed:
- Does nitrous
- Paid bond so he can still drink
- Still loves, I mean "really likes" April and her fishy gash
- Does molly, would crush it
- Needs a special type of strong viagra because his pine needle doesn't work
- No hobbies and no friends, no sex


You need to let other cows have a chance at LOTY. What are you doing?
When you need a special type of viagra that also acts as some kind of aphrodisiac, you need to reconsider life.
Keep going, it's entertaining.

So what is this? 2025 LOTY polling?

 

[TertiaryObjective]

he can't even just lie and type the phrase "I love my wife more than April".

I believe he has the moral compass of a 12-year-old boy, and even that is a stretch. He just admitted how cool he was for taking Cocaine, MDMA, and Rugiet at the same time for SEX because he is a cool dude who has SEX on DRUGS. I think that in his mind, he is cooler for banging a young cokewhore than his slatternly wife with a “destroyed body.”

 

[Swole McPole]

Correct. "Storage was his garage

Aaron. although Nick has continually and repeatedly accused you of ruining his life by discussing the polycule, in practice you've actually told us very little we didn't already know.

I think it's time you started to reveal what was really going on in some detail. Not the sex, but the practicalities. The negotiations, for example. Who decided you were going to bang each other's spouses? Was it negotiated before the visit? Did you know you were going to be swapping before you visited?

I know there's been a story about how April and Kayla started kissing, but that's always struck me as something that they were cajoled (perhaps non-verbally?) into. They obviously weren't into each other, and as soon as you were out of the picture, Kayla made her view of the situation pretty damn clear -- get that skank out of my house!

Was the negotiation something the women were involved in, or did they tell the men about their boundaries, if any, and rely on the men to represent their interests in the negotiation?

WTF is a "Disco Wafer"? That doesn't clock to any term for a drug I am familiar with.

Back in the 80's, 'Disco Biscuits' was the name of a particular type of MDMA tablet in the UK. (Biscuit meaning a cookie here, not some kind of breakfast bread.) Different pressings had different names -- often based on the logo stamped into the pill. So you'd have Doves, Superman's, Mitsubishi's, etc. Disco Biscuits and Big Brown Burgers were two well regarded tablets that didn't have a logo stamped into them.

 

[AltisticRight]

Let's see. I have came across apomorphine before, it's used to treat Parkinson's, typically. Let's just look it up.

What are the most common side effects of apomorphine?
The most common side effects of apomorphine are listed below. Tell your healthcare provider if you have any of these side effects that bother you.

• Yawning
• Sleepiness (see below)
• Uncontrollable, involuntary movements (see below)
• Dizziness and low blood pressure upon standing (see below)
• Runny nose
• Nausea and vomiting (see below)
• Hallucinations (see below)
• Confusion
• Fluid retention and swelling in your limbs

He ticks almost every box. Obviously, there are some that we can't really prove like vomiting and fluid retention in the limbs (not the brain).

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STOP THE COUNT.

Okay, it was funny during the time but skelly was leading before the Mandy information was even posted.
(You didn't have to delete that, you're just 2 years too late to the meme, dude )

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Oh God. He really felt the need to confirm that he needed the extra-strength erectile dysfunction treatment—for his limp dick. And then, just to avoid sounding like an embarrassing limp dick clown, he tries to mock Aaron for not using enough drugs to give himself erectile dysfunction.

Whoaaaa buddy!!!! So this “not addict” loves drugs so damn much he wrecked his life—and his dick—then turns around and makes fun of someone who didn’t? And somehow thinks that’s a win?

It’s literally teenager logic. The kind where drugs are cool, consequences are funny, and anyone who doesn’t wreck their body must be lame.

 

[AnOminous]

When you have to explain your dick pills to random strangers. We're also back to Aaron being too much of a pussy to do drugs.

He somehow thinks not being the most degenerate, disgusting drug addict in the room is being a pussy. Absolutely brain damaged.

Nick, buddy, you didn't actually have to set the record straight about your limp dick.

He can't even get Mr. Floppy straight without nuclear ED pills.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Not only is the "really like" misplaced, the emphasis "really" where a stronger word is expected indicates need to convince listeners. In other words, deception.
He doesn't like either of them in the way that a sane person would. He is a transactional minded lunatic.
edit: spelling

This phrasing is an affect of Nick's. He's done it before (I can hear that nasally voice hitting the high notes echoing in my head). He'll say something in a very reduced, cutesy way as a way of weirdly keeping it private but also suggestive at the same time.

And yes, it reflects his emotional incapabilities, but he's mainly choosing the words to keep it light (or "funny").

Eta - if pressed he'd say he's "being honest."

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

This phrasing is an affect of Nick's. He's done it before (I can hear that nasally voice hitting the high notes echoing in my head). He'll say something in a very reduced, cutesy way as a way of weirdly keeping it private but also suggestive at the same time.

And yes, it reflects his emotional incapabilities, but he's mainly choosing the words to keep it light (or "funny").

That seems like a side effect of being a drug/sex fiend sharing a house with 5 children. You need a way of talking about drugs/sex while the kids are still awake.

 

[Swole McPole]

Let's see. I have came across apomorphine before, it's used to treat Parkinson's, typically.

In WIlliam Burroughs book, The Naked Lunch. there's a chapter titled "Letter from a Master Addict to Dangerous Drugs." which is a letter that he'd previously had published in the British Journal of Addiction,

At some point in the 1950's, somebody had referred Burroughs to a Dr. Dent, who had a theory that apomorphine could produce some kind of metabolic reset. Burroughs claimed that the Apomorphine produced the most painless withdrawal from opioids that he'd ever undergone, and since then he had no desire whatsoever to use drugs.

Lots of heroin addicts read The Naked Lunch and believed Apomorphine could be a miracle cure for them too. Yet I've never come across another account of anybody who found Apomorphine useful. It was never taken up by any other doctor beside Dent.

And of course, it never 'cured' Burroughs. By the early sixties, he'd relapsed and was living in the UK on a heroin script. And he was still picking up at the methadone clinic in Lawrence, Kansas at the time when he died. Burroughs was just another trust fund junkie fool (his grandfather invented the adding machine) who didn't understand science.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Don't worry, Nick has real scientific journals, tests and prescription history to fall on.

"I did some research myself and I found a doctor who has done very educational studies!"

 

[JustStopDude]

Burroughs was just another trust fund junkie fool (his grandfather invented the adding machine) who didn't understand science.

He was also a monster to his son and murdered his wife.

William Burroughs Jr wrote two autobiographies. The first one about his teenage years, going into a treatment facility. The second one was him dealing with getting his liver replaced because just like his father, he struggled with drug and alcohol abuse.

In defense of the son, when his dad was in North Africa, his grandparents sent him to live with his father. His father just passed him around to his drug buddies and eventually once they got sick of raping the boy, he got sent back to his grandparents in Florida.

Addicts never think of their kids unless they are coming down and can use them as an excuse to keep using. And other than Ginsburg, I can't think of another beatnik writer who was a bigger piece of shit than Burroughs.