Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[S.C.U.D.]

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Tomlinson making some kind of weird, vaguely ominous insinuation about African refugees that look like they "haven't struggled" enough. Cool.

Pat's upset because he can't easily lure these particular Africans into his basement, this could affect pepperoni prices and availability.

 

[Cactuar King]

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Archive only (Domain is bought by a gamba site from Indonesia)
If you think Fat Rick retweeting weebs is not enough. Rick also reviews a Kotobukiya 1/72 Jigabachi AV model from Ghost in The Shell: Second Gig back when he's Padawan v 2.5 in November 12, 2008. Pretty much sums that Rick does actually watch anime once, only GoTS, and also buys Japanese kits back in the day.

Fat also. Speculate if Rick is also a weeb or not carefully, stlaker children.

Jigabachi
Jigab
Jigaboo
Hey! I see through your coded racism, Rick!

 

[Well Intentioned]

All he had to do was be 5% less of a prick and not immediately open with an insane schizophrenic diatribe about a gang of stalkers who have been conspiring to murder him for five years. Then again, I guess if he had any sense at all he wouldn't be Patrick Tomlinson.

This prompted a thought in me.

Suppose, through Patty's antagonizing of everyone who comes into contact with him, someone like Nu Jackie does end up killing him as a result of new drama that gets created due to Patty, well, being Patty.

If an online spat leads to his being murdered, does that count as a win for him?

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Aww sheeit that reminds me I gotta keep churning out PatHeads for general shooping use
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You gotta put your collection to creative use with this website.

 

[Uncle Buck]

The hilarious part of him continuing to say "Felony Charges" and "Enjoy Prison" is that he doesn't realize how incredibly ridiculous it makes him look. He's been saying this for how many years straight without anyone being charged with anything? Continuing to say what will happen, when it never happens, just makes him look completely deluded and retarded. You'd think after all these years he'd realize his "never let them get the best of you" has already happened with him looking like a complete moron for years on end after arguing with the personification of his toilet online. It would be impossible for him ignoring the people online to make him look any worse than he has made himself look confronting them. But he just doesn't stop. His need to repeat the same old crap has to be some kind of serious pathology, besides just being completely stupid.

Also, I wonder if Rick has considered that the statute of limitations on many of the things he has been "childing" and "prisoning" people about have elapsed. He would have a number of hurdles involving proof of collusion, RICO violations, etc... something along those lines to keep those people in play as potential defendants.

After losing to Quasi, most people would just let it go, but not Rick. The pathology driving him is something I have a hard time understanding. I guess I'd need a 1.7 GPA to understand it.

It helps when you accept that he’s, among other things, legitimately a somewhat functional mental defective. No one who isn’t legitimately mentally defective could behave the way he does consistently over such a long period of time. I have no idea what specific thing, or series of things, broke the sad little hog-goblin, but something undeniably did.

[EDIT: "The Lappening" surely contributed to this sad state of affairs, but it feels like that was more a symptom than the underlying condition; this was a broken person prior to the relationship with Ade which, likely, was a lifeline and something that kept a sort of lid on Fatrick's buffoonery.]

 

[Judge Holden]

You gotta put your collection to creative use with this website.
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I feel I might yet find use for that site. Thank you for linking.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Fatty Patty big bitch tits.
Makes Pepperoni from black kids.
Lures them into his abbatoir
To make his famous sausage noir.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Fatty Patty big bitch tits.
Makes Pepperoni from black kids.
Lures them into his abbatoir
To make his famous sausage noir.

You know the way you phrase things, you make this Tomlinson fellow sound like he's a little bit on the pudgy side.

 

[FinnSven]

I have no idea what specific thing, or series of things, broke the sad little hog-goblin, but something undeniably did.

The lappening.

And the result of his wife Ade leaving him for a superior male, Pringles Can Jon.

According to an irl “friend” who stumbled on this thread or OnA, can’t remember which, Patrick was always an insufferable shit, but became markedly more insufferable, officious and easy to antagonize after Ade left him.

All of this is back in the thread somewhere.
While a Tomlinson-Wiki would make sense, I think the reason no one has tried is because he would mount all the takedown requests and lawfare action he possibly could against a Wikipedia of his humiliations.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fatty Patty big bitch tits.
Makes Pepperoni from black kids.
Lures them into his abbatoir
To make his famous sausage noir.

There once was a man named Pat
Who some say was just fucking fat
He'd round up a nigger
Devoured him the pigger
While wearing a cheap baseball hat.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatty Patty big bitch tits.
Makes Pepperoni from black kids.
Lures them into his abbatoir
To make his famous sausage noir.

From Saucisse Noir to Negerwurst to Salame Negro, Tomlin & Son's Dark Meats* has you covered!

*A subsidiary of Robinson's Urban Gas Company

Also new PatHead off the production line


To maximize shoop value I have also included with transparent fag-glasses, with a SFW example


EDIT:

 

[No. 7 cat]

Fatty Patty big bitch tits.
Makes Pepperoni from black kids.
Lures them into his abbatoir
To make his famous sausage noir.

Fatrick is a cruel racist.

 

[Uncle Buck]

The "normies" [ ] appear to know:

From: https://harvest-life.org/2025/05/08/update-author-review-patrick-s-tomlinson/

In reading a number of articles about this lunatic, most of the white authors come across as extremely sympathetic and deeply uncurious about why anyone would go through the hassle and risk of swatting anyone dozens of times for no apparent reason. According to PST, his online foes came out in force when he tweeted his opinion that Norm MacDonald wasn’t funny. How unserious can he get while putting his household and neighbors in the cross hairs of SWAT Teams?

[Emphasis mine]

 

[not william stenchever]

Couldn't hack it in the Nigganometry program I see.

He also has a minor in nigganominy.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh shit oh fuck she found out about the Secret Ball Washer forum


What absolute fucking retard was talking about this out in the ope....

Fatrick if you are reading this (and lets be honest, we know you are given how many times you have joined in with the nigger-baitin fun on the secret paid members subforum)

....fuck

EDIT: So uh...her threads xeets seem to be picking up going by the updoots

 

[not william stenchever]

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Archive only (Domain is bought by a gamba site from Indonesia)
If you think Fat Rick retweeting weebs is not enough. Rick also reviews a Kotobukiya 1/72 Jigabachi AV model from Ghost in The Shell: Second Gig back when he's Padawan v 2.5 in November 12, 2008. Pretty much sums that Rick does actually watch anime once, only GoTS, and also buys Japanese kits back in the day.

Fat also. Speculate if Rick is also a weeb or not carefully, stlaker children.

No, stalker child. I reject your reality and substitute my own in which Fatrick has no relation to things I actually enjoy.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oh shit oh fuck she found out about the Secret Ball Washer forum
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What absolute fucking retard was talking about this out in the ope....


....fuck

EDIT: So uh...her threads xeets seem to be picking up going by the updoots
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The truth of his mental defect is revealed in that encountering a lunatic of roughly equal stature who is almost as out of touch with reality hasn't caused him to pause and reflect on how he got here.

 

[Requiem for a Ween]

saw this pic on onaforums and i had a knowing eyeroll at the fact Rick's phone has the bluesky and twitter apps side-by-side on the bottom bar. absolutely nothing else to suggest he has any kind of life going on.

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And like incredibly retarded and morbidly obese clockwork... It's hard not to groan every time he says or does anything. His posts are like reading an Assigned Male comic where the delivery is so bad that my immediate interpretation is usually the opposite of what he meant. He serves as his own parody and since my brain automatically cycles through all the facetious interpretations before reaching the intended meaning it's exhausting.

 

[Judge Holden]

"I am now on a mission to destroy him."

 

[AN/ALR56]

saw this pic on onaforums and i had a knowing eyeroll at the fact Rick's phone has the bluesky and twitter apps side-by-side on the bottom bar. absolutely nothing else to suggest he has any kind of life going on.

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Its a galaxy fold, you know that 1500$ phone with the folding inner screen that makes it a tablet.
The most used feature is the ability to sidescroll two apps side by side.
Makes sense if you're a tech reviewer or a journoscum if you need to keep up with your script or email while looking up other shit, but completely useless for a lazy bum who probably scrolls 2 fucking twitters at once.
he's completely demented.
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