Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maraschino]

It’s Anna Valens, I forget their actual name @Null is aware of them. They are the troon who wants rape camps of actual women and wrote an actual blogpost about it.

Spoiler: This is your warning

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

After realizing that he has an entire day of streaming without a trial, Nick once again used his family as an excuse to run away from his day job.

Guess which Misses he will be helping and if it requires ED medication, a whippets inhaler and a life sized pillow of Aaron.

[Archive]

 

[Melty Butter]

Easiest stream summary ever:

Link
Nick Rekieta for 26 minutes:
- 2 supertips; 500 on YT watching; 1 hour and 8 min. late.
- Kids are with Bob and Celeste
- Kayla would like it if he didn't stream to "do life".
- Contemplated watching Friday's cross of a detective - chat was demanding it. He declined.
- Joked about Karen Read's leaky butt. (She has MS; it may be the reason for court cancelling.)
- Joked that everything bad is linked to "my childhood trauma” except for the “results of my actions”.
- Said he's only been drug tested 1x/week since sentencing.
- He may stream later. (He won't)
- He'll probably be on Camelot tonight.

Also, Meme is live covering Nick. Better content anyway.

 

[Sneed Force One]

We need multiple couriers, smoke-screen advance teams, PIs keeping an eye on a prowling Balldoskelly roaming the streets for isolated, vulnerable Kiwifarmers.

"Truth is... the Denny's was ordered from the start."

 

[not william stenchever]

Also, Meme is live covering Nick. Better content anyway.

Sean really should turn himself into a marketable plushie. Perhaps even a Santa one. The ones AI generates are very silly.

 

[Fapcop]

Re: Nick and April.

The clip where he tells his audience the story about getting flipped off.

Most of us have a pretty solid detector for what a lie looks like, and this is exactly it. Too many details, too much… “Oh gee officer when was it exactly? It was in March some time, I’m trying to think… Could have been a Thursday in late March?”

Nick is t nearly as good of a liar as he thinks he is, and if there’s one thing we learned about him, it’s the fact that the wackiest, most degenerate theories are almost always true.

 

[Ah ha']

After realizing that he has an entire day of streaming without a trial, Nick once again used his family as an excuse to run away from his day job.

Guess which Misses he will be helping and if it requires EDS medication, a whippets inhaler and a life sized pillow of Aaron.
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[Archive]

I kind of think it would be very funny if there was someone out there that sent them a body pillow or stand up cut out of Aaron, but I think that is something Rackets would do to himself to claim harassment against him.

 

[Sloppa]

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CONFIRMED
HE'S LIMP
HE'S GAY
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Every nigger in Jamaica knows you're a batty boy Nick.

The toe is immune to your kamakazee felt attacks Nicolas.

You're the one who was cucked by the IT department.

 

[Strix454]

If April had left Nick she wouldn't be living in a bad house like that in a trashy area outside of town. Other than Nick, she has no ties to that area and would not be there. His copes about spending time with Kayla and children are as phony now as they were when he was claiming to be monogamous trad dad. Nick was pretending about her in the same ways when she was living in Nick's extra house.
April is a trailer trash whore living in a rural crack house. There is every reason not to believe anything Nick says,

 

[Oxyjen]

Truth is... the Denny's was ordered from the start."

Spoiler

sorry, that’s retarded, I just had to make it anyway

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I have never heard of rugiet before. You learn something every day when you mock retards as a hobby.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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CONFIRMED
HE'S LIMP
HE'S GAY
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Every nigger in Jamaica knows you're a batty boy Nick.

So he’s just out here confirming he has ED?

Is that really smart?

BROKE DICK NICK

 

[not william stenchever]

BROKE DICK NICK

"If the dick's not fit you must acquit" This is how he stays out of prison. Every example that you've been shown that Minnesota is not a serious state is frivolous. He stays out of criminal detention because Minnesota is such a progressive state that it would be inconceivable jail a man with a malfunctioning penis.

 

[Maude Snew]

I have never heard of rugiet before. You learn something every day when you mock retards as a hobby.

I know, right, so much knowledge of esoteric shit. Didn't know about the pineapples or the rubber wedding rings, though those were just for craftsmen who don't want to get their finger ripped off or worse. Also before Nick I thought I'd like to try cocaine some day, well not anymore, I don't even really drink hard liquor anymore, just stick to beer, thank you. What a role model that Nick is.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I know, right, so much knowledge of esoteric shit. Didn't know about the pineapples or the rubber wedding rings, though those were just for craftsmen who don't want to get their finger ripped off or worse. Also before Nick I thought I'd like to try cocaine some day, well not anymore, I don't even really drink hard liquor anymore, just stick to beer, thank you. What a role model that Nick is.

The coke thing especially. I never in my life thought I would be a person who is very openly anti drug but Nick's grand downfall has changed my perspective on hard substances in general. You would think that if something makes it so that you need another substance BECAUSE YOUR DICK ISN'T WORKING that you'd knock that shit off.

 

[L Ghia]

If Nick is only being tested 1 X a week, he in my humble opinion is going to get caught out within the next 7 days. With today off and the kids away, he's going to fuck up. I can see the near future.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have never heard of rugiet before. You learn something every day when you mock retards as a hobby.

I didn't know about "Mitsubishis" until that Jim Satala weirdo and him started waxing nostalgia about drugs openly on Twitter.

Apparently there are/were a form of MDMA.



Seems like everybody Nick associates with nowadays is pretty heavily into drug culture.

I'm sure that will work out really good for him.

 

[Lian Xing]

I have never heard of rugiet before. You learn something every day when you mock retards as a hobby.

Curiously, I searched for more information about Rugiet. The third link went to a Men's Health article from 2022 written by hedonistic faggot. I found it fitting.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

"If the dick's not fit you must acquit" This is how he stays out of prison. Every example that you've been shown that Minnesota is not a serious state is frivolous. He stays out of criminal detention because Minnesota is such a progressive state that it would be inconceivable jail a man with a malfunctioning penis.

No, Minnesota is just full of retards who believe in some Scandinavian concept of letting others walk all over you that has gotten some attention because Swedes and others have low population and nationalized certain resources and they claim that the social concept is why they do so well rather than Pax Americana and key resources.

Minnesota is more retarded than California. I have no idea why, but they are the most liberal state full of white people who will let gay pedophiles run programs after being caught red handed and let Somali’s keep stealing public funds. A very cucked state makes sense why cucks like Rekieta and Aaron would live there.

Vicuckqueens are a shit team and I’d root for the Bears over them.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

the sad part about nick is he's fried his brain so much that he's never going to get better or improve, only get worse (especially if he stays on whip-its). he's just going to embarrass his family and make the lives of everyone around him harder and more stressful due to his junkie, narcissistic and degenerate behavior.

He's just gonna be a millstone around his family's neck until the day he inevitably gets a bump laced with fent and dies. he'll be one of those cases where even the people closest to him will feel more relief than sadness when he's gone.