Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[In the Sick of It]

The "normies" [ ] appear to know:

From: https://harvest-life.org/2025/05/08/update-author-review-patrick-s-tomlinson/


[Emphasis mine]

I love that all types of people can come to similar conclusions about Rick based on his behavior: he is a fat pig, and he loves being a victim.

 

[Judge Holden]

the gallons, the immense gallons

That better not be the reference I think it is pookie...

having ricky go so viral that everyone sees it and everyone is shitting on him for different reasons

it is like a lolcow vision of heaven, or the monkey's paw ...

won't need to buy a lottery ticket this week; thinking about that will tide me through!

Remember too that going viral in the niggersphere is a whole different kettle of cum than basic-ass going viral. There is a bunch of straight up Unga-Bunga and schizophrenic retard shit that gets insane amounts of attention and support that no non terminally-online-nigger, not even professional nigger watchers, have any idea about despite how hilariously absurd and popular it is. Buck Breaking was festering for a decade in these parts before the movie came out, and there are all manner of shit that gets literal millions of groids screaming in joy/rage that never leaves so much as a ripple on the normie side of the internet

This could well work in our favour as it would be enough e-infame to get legions more pig pokers but far less chance that the buzzkill and cancer aspects of shit going viral come about. Wurst case scenario is the whole thing fizzles out after a week or two, but even then we will be able to harvest a good few laughs at his expense

 

[Plum Smuggler]

The new Jackie has a real brain trust operating over on Threads.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

The "normies" [ ] appear to know:

From: https://harvest-life.org/2025/05/08/update-author-review-patrick-s-tomlinson/


[Emphasis mine]

It was going on before Norm, the Norm shit just churned him up in ONA's toilet

I forget if the abortion tweet which got him the book deal happened before then or not. However I do remember hearing about our Fat Rick before Norm/11, when I learned about him cheating on a fun run.

 

[Magnetman]

I watched Stalker (1979) yesterday and while I was quietly giggling how the movie has a literal stalker child in it after it ended, I realized that Patrick is essentially my version of the Zone.

Do we know if Titty Rick has a desire-granting Room inside of him?

 

[Thé au lait]

No, stalker Dominos. I did not order those pizzas. These are your delusions again. The only hope you have to avoid Pizza Prison is to leave those extra large double-stuffed-cheesy-bite-crust pepperoni pizzas at my door without expecting pay or tip. See you again in 4 hours for another light snack.

There's an "avoid the noid" joke in here somewhere

I am legitimately buttmad I did not make this connection first

Still I guess when I eventually do shit out a Dagoth-Pig shoop for shitposting purposes I can just crudely paste the head on this body without some two bit GIMP expansion blobbing

I've always been waiting for Patgot myself

He even has a "butcher" skin that...well...

You can't tell me he's not making niggeroni.

 

[Uncle Buck]

It was going on before Norm, the Norm shit just churned him up in ONA's toilet

I forget if the abortion tweet which got him the book deal happened before then or not. However I do remember hearing about our Fat Rick before Norm/11, when I learned about him cheating on a fun run.

Why would something a buffoon like Fatprick said about abortion get him a [science fiction] book deal???

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Why would something a buffoon like Fatprick said about abortion get him a [science fiction] book deal???

Because it was a big tweet at the time, fucking blew up, and afterwards he was approached for a book deal.

IIRC the tweet was read on the floor of the Argentine Congress.

https://www.scarymommy.com/patrick-s-tomlinson-twitter-abortion

https://lucyem321.medium.com/sci-fi-author-presents-twitter-with-hypothetical-abortion-scenario-and-drives-pro-lifers-mad-3d43783b5216

https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/man-pro-choice-question-anti-abortion-argument-human-embryos-five-year-old-a8016671.html

 

[Maude Snew]

Why would something a buffoon like Fatprick said about abortion get him a [science fiction] book deal???

Because absolute retards with money thought that attention would translate to sales, very sad, many such cases. But it did work out for onlookers.

 

[TopTierHealer]

To all you naysayers that insist Kween Jaquie is safe because of her melanin complexion I present you a variety of new recipes about to be added to Tomlinson's charcutterie table:

The classic weisswurst (this one is uncut just for you @Judge Holden):

Maybe a bit of Butifarra (to be served cold with a bit of brie, grapes and rosé):

Suffering from vitiligo? Worry not! Tomlinson's Deli serves ALL. Have a bit of fuet, camembert and a glass of red:

As many activists are part of a certain (((tribe))), at Tomlinson's deli we also have Kosher Jewrizo:

 

[Fake News Anchor]

To all you naysayers that insist Kween Jaquie is safe because of her melanin complexion I present you a variety of new recipes about to be added to Tomlinson's charcutterie table:

The classic weisswurst (this one is uncut just for you @Judge Holden):

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Maybe a bit of Butifarra (to be served cold with a bit of brie, grapes and rosé):

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Suffering from vitiligo? Worry not! Tomlinson's Deli serves ALL. Have a bit of fuet, camembert and a glass of red:

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As many activists are part of a certain (((tribe))), at Tomlinson's deli we also have Kosher Jewrizo:

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I hear Patrick plans on serving currywurst the day after fat sack of shit Jackie Singh visits.

 

[Cactuar King]

I hear Patrick plans on serving currywurst the day after fat sack of shit Jackie Singh visits.

Speaking of, where is Jackie 1? She doesn't seem to have raised her head since it came out that Rick was the Grand Wizard for the Wisconsin chapter of the KKK.

 

[Judge Holden]

I hear Patrick plans on serving currywurst the day after fat sack of shit Jackie Singh visits.

Oh....gawd I seriously hope Pig Man has enough integrity as a procurer of ethnic meats to not follow through with this. An obese pajeet in the grinder would taint every batch that followed for the next ten years no matter how much he hosed it down with bleach

Say what you like about the hygiene of his current setup, not heard of any customers dying of explosive botuleprosy yet

 

[YouTube Autist]

saw this pic on onaforums and i had a knowing eyeroll at the fact Rick's phone has the bluesky and twitter apps side-by-side on the bottom bar. absolutely nothing else to suggest he has any kind of life going on.

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I don't get the meaning of this tweet.

 

[AprilRains]

I don't get the meaning of this tweet.

Someone ordered him some pizza. He's being a little bitch about it.

 

[Maude Snew]

Speaking of, where is Jackie 1? She doesn't seem to have raised her head since it came out that Rick was the Grand Wizard for the Wisconsin chapter of the KKK.

She's been posting on the Xitter still, but from what I can see it's just the same dumb shit as always and nothing stands out so I'm assuming people just got bored. Last post appears to have been three hours ago with three or four posts an hour before that.

Still working those filters way over capacity I see.

 

[not william stenchever]

Someone ordered him some pizza. He's being a little bitch about it.

Free pizza has me feeling like:

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Nice fat armpits, stupid.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Patrick, you rascal. You're as racist as you are fat (very).

 

[AnOminous]

Nice fat armpits, stupid.
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Bitch is so fat she breaks filters just like she breaks scales.