Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

Patrick being cast into stalkerprison by vengeful niggers seeking justice for the picaninnies ground into wurst is genuinely fucking with my sense of reality

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Its a galaxy fold, you know that 1500$ phone with the folding inner screen that makes it a tablet.
The most used feature is the ability to sidescroll two apps side by side.
Makes sense if you're a tech reviewer or a journoscum if you need to keep up with your script or email while looking up other shit, but completely useless for a lazy bum who probably scrolls 2 fucking twitters at once.
he's completely demented.
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Patrick the type of nigga to think of his phone as his Battle Station

 

[not william stenchever]

Patrick being cast into stalkerprison by vengeful niggers seeking justice for the picaninnies ground into wurst is genuinely fucking with my sense of reality
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Be careful, you are close to achieving Chim and beholding all possible realities. Whatever happens after that, please pick the funniest outcome.

 

[Cactuar King]

Patrick the type of nigga to think of his phone as his Battle Station

No, that's his laptop. It kills fascists, you know.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

saw this pic on onaforums and i had a knowing eyeroll at the fact Rick's phone has the bluesky and twitter apps side-by-side on the bottom bar. absolutely nothing else to suggest he has any kind of life going on.

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And he uses chrome even on android LOL.

 

[Maude Snew]

No, that's his laptop. It kills fascists, you know.

If it's the laptop he wrote his books on it's more like the machine takes fat shits.

 

[Judge Holden]

Be careful, you are close to achieving Chim and beholding all possible realities. Whatever happens after that, please pick the funniest outcome.

"Come, Niggervar. Friend or Lunchmeat, come"

EDIT: oooh this has gotta fucking hurt...

DOUBLE EDIT: and now a slightly less scuffed shoop

 

[not william stenchever]

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"Come, Niggervar. Friend or Lunchmeat, come"

EDIT: oooh this has gotta fucking hurt...
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Would Patgoth Ur be making Argonian or Khajit sausage under the red mountain?

 

[Paintrick S Canlinson]

Would Patgoth Ur be making Argonian or Khajit sausage under the red mountain?

Redguard would be more accurate, but grinding drug addled khajits into sausage cracks my ribs

 

[Maude Snew]

Would Patgoth Ur be making Argonian or Khajit sausage under the red mountain?

Oh, much worse. Khajit get foot snuggles and he just sits on Argonians.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh, much worse. Khajit get foot snuggles and he just sits on Argonians.

Okay after much meditation this is how I think Dagoth-Pig (the obese deity) operates

1. Argonian hatchlings are thrown into the grinder for N'wahWurst
2. Khajit kittens are skinned and turned into cold cuts
3. While all this is happening Redguard males high on Skooma sneak into Dagoth-Pig (the half-volcano) to take turns farting inside Dagoth-Nyki's ash vampire snatch
4. Dagoth-Nyki then vents the mix of gas and sludge out her snatch into the furnace that feeds the grinder

Also I gotta make a less scuffed shoop of Dagoth-Pig (the obese deity)

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

The duality of pig:
This website is BOASTING about helping WYPEPO with GIBS
*looks directly below*
FREE gibs bro, send your kids to state sponsored FREE daycare!

I really loathe when childless people speak on parenting. Just send your kids to free daycare bro, get back to work bro, brought to you by the same people responsible for public schools.

Patrick is mad at and jealous of the South Africans because he lives the “niggers are violent and take my property with impunity” life but doesn’t qualify for relocation. One bucket, one fat ass crab.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

No Stalker, I am not Dagoth Ur.
No Stalker, I am not even a Dunmer.
These are your delusions again.
Enjoy Corpus.

 

[Judge Holden]

No Stalker, I am not Dagoth Ur.
No Stalker, I am not even a Dunmer.
These are your delusions again.
Enjoy Corpus.
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I am legitimately buttmad I did not make this connection first

Still I guess when I eventually do shit out a Dagoth-Pig shoop for shitposting purposes I can just crudely paste the head on this body without some two bit GIMP expansion blobbing

 

[grey area]

Pat is literally M'aiq the Liar right down to being a know-it-all with dubious intent.

"Greetings! M'aiq knows many things. What is your interest? You seek knowledge. M'aiq has much. Some of it verified by actual facts!"

 

[femoralcanal]

Fellow stalker childs, it seems like the Second Better Jackie did the impossible and broke the spell the evil Lynn, Witch of The Midwest, cast upon Sir Hoginson!

He's back to messaging his friends once again! Yay!



Edit: The world is healing

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

EDIT: oooh this has gotta fucking hurt...

fatvance/fatrick is not the crossover I expected, but damn if it isn't the one I need.

 

[Judge Holden]

fatvance/fatrick is not the crossover I expected, but damn if it isn't the one I need.

There is even a shared couch lore between the two amusingly enough. Also given how Vance has engaged in petty xitter slap fights with no-name commentators before it aint entirely outside the realm of possibility he might come accross a fatrick xeet and roast it for cheap and easy "libz are dum (and fat)" fodder

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

There is even a shared couch lore between the two amusingly enough. Also given how Vance has engaged in petty xitter slap fights with no-name commentators before it aint entirely outside the realm of possibility he might come accross a fatrick xeet and roast it for cheap and easy "libz are dum (and fat)" fodder

oh god don't make me be like you

the gallons, the immense gallons

having ricky go so viral that everyone sees it and everyone is shitting on him for different reasons

it is like a lolcow vision of heaven, or the monkey's paw ...

won't need to buy a lottery ticket this week; thinking about that will tide me through!

 

[not william stenchever]

Also given how Vance has engaged in petty xitter slap fights with no-name commentators before it aint entirely outside the realm of possibility he might come accross a fatrick xeet and roast it for cheap and easy "libz are dum (and fat)" fodder

The chemistry is there for this to happen spontaneously. It's like putting an alkaline metal into a halogen gas environment.

Bonus points if first, fatter, Jackie catches flak from it as well