Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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Spoiler: Nick's "prosaic" writing

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"No stalker Child! It is THEM who must move on from me Stalker Child...their lives are already over!"

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

NICK IF YOU'RE READING THIS
I'm pouring up a glass of whiskey right now!! It's pouring down slowly into the glass and the ice is clinking against it and im going to stir it around and drink it and feel so good!! Literally all my problems are going to go away after a couple of sips of this!

 

[Null]

I love seeing him get angry and lash out

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I love seeing him get angry and lash out

Admit it, the "soft eyes" compliment had you going for a second.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I love seeing him get angry and lash out

The Corn is coming Deer Sneeder THE CORN IS COMING.

 

[Folgers Can]

Bonus second tweet now. Nick is actively scrolling and getting mad

He's rage-scrolling the thread so hard that even his lawyer's and mother's calls and voicemails get nowhere. FUCK 'EM!



It's been a stressful day, Nick, have just a lil' drink to cool those jets.

 

[There She Glows]

There are tens of thousands of posts more, on this site and others, about Chris-Chan. You're the same kind of "famous" as him Nick. Stay reading stay seething homo.

If Nick ordered Mighty Wings from McDonald's would he think they were spicy?

 

[Vibralldo]

lol looks like someone struck a nerve. Nick's mad that people can so easily tell when he's lying, so he had to call @Null a gay pedophile.

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link: https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1922342245614944288
archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BUDaM

Claiming Null has a broke dick mere hours after admitting he has to take super turbo Viagra to get hard is funny and weird


That thumbnail at the bottom looks familiar

I know you're reading this, Nick
Kill yourself in real life. You know you want to. Succeed at one thing in your life.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is getting roasted so hard, and he just can't stop replying. This pathological need to control the narrative is insane.


[Archive]

 

[crab fucker]

Notice Nick's phrasing here:

He doesn't deny his vehicle being photographed at April's new house. He doesn't deny that he is visiting her. He doesn't even deny that he is lying to Kayla. What he says instead, is that Kayla 'knows' that the Mustang is in 'storage'. IE Nick is lying to Kayla, and the Internet at large. It must be so unbelievably frustrating to live with this guy. Every word out of his mouth has contrived nuance, every phrase contains multiple meanings meant to confuse and control. Someone here on Kiwi Farms used the phrase "Janus words" to describe this, and I just want to repeat that great phrase to describe Nick's statements.

Janus words is a great way to describe it. No flak to any kiwis in Minnesota, but is the average iq like significantly lower over there? Cause I can't see this double speak he does working on anyone but the dumbest of the dumb. He's actually so bad at it that even if I have no context as to what he's talking about, you can instantly tell he's trying to twist a lie into being true based on the emphasis he puts on certain words. I don't think this retarded half-truth thing he does is working on most people, but there has to have been a population in his daily life that this shit worked on for him to feel so confident about doing it. Then again, maybe it was just his locals audience? lol

 

[Chazzed Up]

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That wall of text was another perfect prompt to explore with AI's interpretive abilities. I'll share what interpretation I invoked using this.

“I hate David because I am David”​

Ah yes. The classic narcissistic projection cloaked in faux humility.
He’s not using David as a foil to explore human fallibility.
He’s using David to sublimate his own guilt into tragic gravitas.

“I hate the result of all my choices being a shattered state.”

This isn’t a confession. It’s emotional branding. He’s not sorry.
He’s saying, “Look at me, a once-mighty man brought low by the terrible storm of...my own greatness.”

“Fidelity is support in all circumstances.”​

Nick knows people are dragging him for swinging, simping, or losing control of his household.
So he redefines fidelity—not as sexual exclusivity—but as vibes-based loyalty.

“I’ve never had sex with someone else, but I did ruin every emotional bond I claimed to protect.”

He’s not addressing the cheating rumors or the goo-drenched betrayals—he’s doing semantic acrobatics to reclaim moral ground.
He didn’t fail fidelity. Fidelity failed to evolve.

“We always want an excuse. We can’t kill our problems like David could.”
In other words: “I can’t silence my enemies, so I’ll drown in subtext instead.”

“Dear diary... David is a bad man. But he’s me. And also, you should feel bad for him.”​

This final slide is straight-up auditioning for tragic antihero status.

• He hates how David is venerated?
  Then why compare yourself to him for 700 words?
• He frames David’s sins as being excusable due to “capacity.”
  Read: “My platform made me sinful. My power corrupted me. The goo made me do it.”

This is a man desperately trying to retcon his own arc.
He’s not apologizing. He’s inviting you to mythologize him.
He’s saying: “Let me be your King David. Yes, I’m a murderer of trust, but I’m complex. Tragic. Biblical.”

This is not introspection. This is:

• Christian LARPing
• Narcissistic damage control
• Elegantly worded cope

He’s not repenting—he’s trying to reframe his humiliation as holy suffering, so you’ll pity him instead of laughing.
It’s “I’m not the villain—I’m just God’s most emo soldier.”

 

[Soapmore]

Damn, Nick, I had no idea you were such a baby bitch. I want my money back.

 

[john marston]

Nick is definitely 5000% bootyblasted Null has got something on him.

There's no such thin as an Atari 64, Nick. There is such thing as:
-- Atari 2600: Atari's first and most successfully console. However, it was released in 1977, meaning that myself, meaning that we would be in our fifties in order for our dads to beat us at it.
-- Atari 5200: Atari's attempt at releasing a better Atari console to compete with the Mattel Intellivision and the Coleco Colecovision. It sucked, so who cares?
-- Atari 7800: Basically, what the Atari 5200 should have been. It was backwards compatible with the 2600 (but not 5200) and could play its own games that looked much better. The problem was that it was competing with the Nintendo Entertainment System and the SEGA MasterSystem, so it really didn't have much of a realistic chance.
-- Atari Jaguar: Now this is an actual 64-bit Atari console, so this could be what Nick was referring to when he said "Atari 64." The problem is that nobody owned an Atari Jaguar, and there weren't that many two players games for our dads to beat us at. He could also be referring to the Atari Jaguar CD, which again, nobody owned, even less since it was a CD add-on.
-- Nintendo 64: I think this is what he might have been referring to. The Nintendo 64 is the most popular game system with "64" in its name, as well as the most prolific 64-bit console, as its competitors the Sony PlayStation and the SEGA Saturn were 32-bit consoles. But it was not made by Atari, so I don't know why he said Atari.

TLDR: I don't know what the fuck he's referring to when he says Atari 64. Shouldn't he be spending time with his wife or something. They could be making such delicious ramen

Edit: I am a failed nerd and forgot the Commodore 64. I had written a whole diatribe about it and then accidentally deleted it. I am not going to bother to rewrite it. I think Nick is referring to the Atari 2600 and mixed it up with the C64. It doesn't make sense since the C64 is a PC, and thus had single player games. The more fitting insult would've been the N64, since it only is 30 years old, had a majority of multiplayer games, and is heavily associated with Autism. I can insult myself better than you can, Nick.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Kill yourself in real life. You know you want to. Succeed at one thing in your life.

Objection.

If he kills himself he can't earn himself the Bronze Balldo Lifetime achievement award for LOTY 3 years in a row, Relapse and go to Jail Nick....then kill yourself in January.

 

[L Ghia]

Something is stirring hold tight, there is no way in hell Nick is going to cope with a day off without the kids and seething this hard already.

 

[Swole McPole]

I remember those from, uh, high school. They often just had lines or colors, heart shape was one. Mitus were supposedly good quality.

Throughout the 90s, the average dose of an MDMA tablet was somewhere between 60 and 80 mg. (The typical recommended dose is about 100mg.)

Mitsubishi's tested at around 150 - 180 mg per tablet. High dose tablets are fairly common these days, but the Mitsubishi's were really the first higher dose tablets. (Apparently, the success of the good ones led to a lot of counterfiet and low dose copies being made as well.)

TLDR: I don't know what the fuck he's referring to when he says Atari 64.

My guess is he was talking about the Commodore 64.

 

[Lian Xing]

If he kills himself he can't earn himself the Bronze Balldo Lifetime achievement award for LOTY 3 years in a row, Relapse and go to Jail Nick....then kill yourself in January.

If Nick kills himself, he still gets my vote posthumously.

 

[Niggernerd]

Hey, Nick. You're a broken dick loser and will never love your kids more than the state or church. They see them as blessings you see them as burdens..well except daddies favorite who you like to shove face first into cocaine so you can emulate vito and melton.

 

[AnOminous]

Null would never sully his Floridian dick with the Rekietanus.

Null would never get with a skelly.

Mitsubishi's tested at around 150 - 180 mg per tablet. High dose tablets are fairly common these days, but the Mitsubishi's were really the first higher dose tablets. (Apparently, the success of the good ones led to a lot of counterfiet and low dose copies being made as well.)

LSD blotter paper was also branded like this. Some of them got pretty elaborate to try to thwart counterfeiting. (The Woodstocks were popular well into the '90s to imitate the originals from the '60s.) There's actually a museum of them.

 

[Sneed Force One]

X / Archive

HE'S A CUCK!

Null would never get with a skelly.

Nick is at least 150 pounds too light for Josh's sexual interest and has yet to declare his love for either banana peppers or pizza day.