Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 25.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 144 39.2%

  • Total voters
    367
Nick says his Mustang is still in storage
Notice Nick's phrasing here:
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He doesn't deny his vehicle being photographed at April's new house. He doesn't deny that he is visiting her. He doesn't even deny that he is lying to Kayla. What he says instead, is that Kayla 'knows' that the Mustang is in 'storage'. IE Nick is lying to Kayla, and the Internet at large. It must be so unbelievably frustrating to live with this guy. Every word out of his mouth has contrived nuance, every phrase contains multiple meanings meant to confuse and control. Someone here on Kiwi Farms used the phrase "Janus words" to describe this, and I just want to repeat that great phrase to describe Nick's statements.
 
Notice Nick's phrasing here:
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He doesn't deny his vehicle being photographed at April's new house. He doesn't deny that he is visiting her. He doesn't even deny that he is lying to Kayla. What he says instead, is that Kayla 'knows' that the Mustang is in 'storage'. IE Nick is lying to Kayla, and the Internet at large. It must be so unbelievably frustrating to live with this guy. Every word out of his mouth has contrived nuance, every phrase contains multiple meanings meant to confuse and control. Someone here on Kiwi Farms used the phrase "Janus words" to describe this, and I just want to repeat that great phrase to describe Nick's statements.
It's the gayest, most reddit shit too

He can't just lie and say "I've never been to her house" he has to use faggot weasel worded technicalities and lie by omission to build up his ego "erm, kayla knows that my car is currently not at April's house at this moment."
 
Can I get the 411 on the fight between Kirsche and the troon? A link to another thread, or a clip,?
Not sure I have a good starting point link.

But the short gist of it.
>Troon applied to a NSFW Vtuber agency.
>Agency turned them down cause troon
>Troon is a journalist at vice who does giant vore fetish content
>Troon wrote mud slinging piece at the NSFW Vtuber company for Vice
>Kirsche brought up troon on news segment and laughed at him
>Troon seethed and wrote hit piece citing twitter lunatics that seethe on levels Rekieta does and Reddit as their source.
>They then wrote two more articles against Kirsche which cited the other articles as a source. Or their fellow goons did. Basically they're oroborosing themselves as sources for Kirsche being a Nazi for laughing at a creepy troon.

How Nick got involved I don't know other than the Vtuber is a friend with Pippa who he went after a year or two ago.
I definitely would like a clip though if he is indeed siding with them. I'd start to believe the trooning out arc in a few years.
 
Someone said he sided with VICE going after Kirsche with a creepy Troon?
The creepy troon with a rape fetish who is always going on about how he wants to have concentration camps for real women and forcibly impregnate them is Philip Steven Wythe, troon name "Ana Valens."

He apparently got sponsors of Kirsche to drop her for being a "Nazi."
 
He doesn't deny his vehicle being photographed at April's new house.
Nobody has claimed that his vehicle was photographed there.
In fact, nobody has claimed that they saw his vehicle there to begin with.

Its the middle of May and nobody would have a car still in "winter storage" in Minnesota. Especially this past winter. Its also worth observing the as usual too cute wording. Its not "the mustang is in storage" rather its "Kayla knows the mustang is in storage".
From the various traffic tickets Rekieta received shortly before his arrest it appears he didn't maintain vehicle registration and/or insurance on his cars for up to a year or more. He received multiple fines for expired tags or no proof of insurance. He got so many tickets that he's lucky he didn't get his license suspended.

Nick's financial situation has deteriorated since then and the cost of properly registering and insuring the car likely went up due to his deteriorating driving record. The car may be "in storage" because he can't afford it and he doesn't want to risk driving it without registration or insurance given his ongoing legal situation.

It's also worth noting that "in storage" in the garage likely means that it's buried behind mountains of junk. From the tidbits of information that become public by Nick's statements, Aaron's, and other people who have been in the home, it seems like the house is in a near-hoarder situation. A garage is likely to be an epicenter of that. That might mean that Nick would have to move junk around to maneuver the Mustang out of the garage which might be visible to Kayla if she ever walked in the garage.
 
His lawyer died and he decided to keep his memory alive by not paying his ticket, just like he did with the kitchen cabinet and the handyman.
:really:
Didn't Nick represent himse....ohhhhhh I see what you did there.
During the cope stream today, he was crying about how boring life became without booze and drugs, while claiming he likes the trial streams. Of course, skelly never lies.
For as long as I can remember I've despised the junkie mentality of "Life's so boring without (dopamine source)."
It's a surefire sign you're dealing with a weak-willed retard with little to no imagination.
 
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I made some adjustments to my Super Tip logger, and it should now be better at distinguishing between message continuations from the same "donation" and entirely separate donations. Here are the results from today's stream (Karen Read Trial - Day 14 - Week Four Begins):
  • Total Amount Donated: $231.72
  • Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 18
  • Total from Anonymous Donors: $85.00
  • Top 3 Super Tippers:
    - Hal Not A PHD: $25.72
    - NotCupcakes: $20.00
    - Shut up can cook: $18.00
  • Average Donation Size: $5.52
EDIT: It’s not perfect. If you notice a SuperTip that wasn’t logged, please DM me so I can troubleshoot it later.
It seems to have crashed around the 6-hour mark. I’ll fix it and upload the new logs here.
Fixed the bug. Didn’t make much of a difference.

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0:10:08Schmuel Buckman3.00Morning from Hackamania 18
0:10:26Geronimo Kennels5.00Your honor the evidence will show that Kurt will not pick up women at Auto Zone: Because those women are old enough to drive:
0:15:16Schmuel Buckman5.00We all leave today you lollipop
0:26:04NotCupcakes5.00Yo honor my client Nicky rackets almost got date raped by Mikayla at HackaMania. Dis means we need to cancel his probation so he can get him some Mikayla box
0:40:20NotCupcakes5.00Three to five tests per week? What happens if one can't afford to test that often?
0:48:20coof5.00It was great seeing you at Hackamania, thank you for not killing yourself Lo
0:51:58Anonymous5.00What in the Fall Out Boy is yo hurr?? Fix that shit gang: Also in case you didn't know__ Kurt has a micro penis!
0:52:14Anonymous5.00Bitch, you showed my b cups to 7 people in Vegas: Thats a bigger charge than me showing a pic to broke geno. | always win you big nose loser: Hey
0:52:58THE Number 1 Tugsimp5.00So Kurt is still a fat fucking piece of shit: | keep imagining him as a stuffed pig in bondage wear with an apple stuffed in his mouth I don't need that image in my head. Hellllllllppppo meeee La
0:57:52Anonymous5.00spend my weekend obsessing over my ex-boyfriend and proving Im a cuck: So how was your weekend?
0:58:16Anonymous5.00Itsa me, Ronnie-0. So long, gay Aaron!
1:05:36Anonymous5.00At least it's only your hairline receding: Kurt's vision of his micropeen recessed a looooooooong time ago.
1:59:50Stegus5.00Speaking of showing Up to court drunk, hypothetically_. what repercussions, if any, are there for a witness admitting to being drunk/hungover while on the stand, while he's also cheating on his wife?
2:02:28Anonymous5.00Whippets help me forget that April's new boyfriend flicked me off And she wants nothing to with me:
2:04:26GuruBreed5.00Nick will you your firearms back or did your wife take possession of them? BAYDUH L get
2:10:38Anonymous5.00All you nickas thought Al would be used to cure cancer or some other gay ass shit___ The more noble use is be telling the world that that fat fuck Kurt has a micro penis!
2:11:24Anonymous5.00Interesting legal question: In regards to revenge porn; is there a legal difference between between tig ole bitties and Aarons bitch tits? funny that this guy is calling me a dork. Yes [ may quote very kewl movies and wear the names of men on my back. But that doesnt make me a loser: You are the gay not mel Very boy;
2:12:32Anonymous5.00Don't lie anymore Nickl You were not at Hackamania, but rather only a few vote away before that Chicago dude bride the French bishops cause knew where to off load the bribe. they
2:16:24Anonymous5.00As a Bostonian, when we say retarded it's like saying stupid: We don't mean it to make fun of mentally challenged: Not trying to defend the retarded cops, but it's used by most townies. Go Celtics
2:16:56Anonymous5.00Nerds don't understand! By sharing sexually explicit between me & a woman not my wife, Our Wife was not humiliated: Only Aaron did that: So | just humiliated him back. Our Wife thought it was hotl
2:18:02Chris Beebie5.00The evidence WILL SHOW that Proctor called Karen Read and ""No Ass Having Bitch"" and a ""Leaky Ass Bitch"" . Only one of those statement can be true: | REST my CASE!
2:18:54Cool Mike5.00There once was a man from Nantucket; had a dik so long he could suck it: | know the truth hurts, it definitely wasn't Kurt, but at least it'$ easier for HIM to tuck it?
2:23:10Anonymous5.00Do you recall when you pushed my shit in then Aprool licked my shit off your tip? Man good times:
2:27:24NotCupcakes10.00Yes, the FBI found his text messages, they were on his personal cell phone: Conducting Official Police business by talking to Kevin Albert to set up interviews. That allowed the feds to his phone get
2:27:42Hal Not A PHD15.72The evidence will show that Ms Karen Read is a sassy black woman in a white woman's body: Sista did nothing wrong: Objection 5 I dont like that: 18 Sustained Argumentative and she identifies as crazy honky bitch that gets wine drunk on Tuesdays
3:47:50Hal Not A PHD5.00The evidence will show that the fat folds concealing Kurt's micro penis are in fact just as dirty as the group chat between these police officers. Let the boys be boys
3:49:38Anonymous5.00Nothing destroys faith in the system faster than seeing that the police are made of the skow kids from class like this guy:
3:50:02Anonymous5.00ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS DETECTING CANCER BY RECOGNIZING TINY MALFORMED CANCEROUS CELLS UNDER HIGH POWERED MICROSCOPES. THIS ALSO MAKES Al THE PERFECT TOOL FOR DISCUSSING KURT'S MICROPENIS
3:53:36Anonymous10.00Okay; was I muted from rumble chat? why
3:55:18Shut up can cook6.00nick poor john nagged all by karen up to his death: The Democrats are fighting our government to protect foreign invaders, can you explain what the founders or the law would call this behavior? day
4:01:22Scooter McDuder5.00Your honor | object on the grounds that I also have a leaky balloon knot: 01te
4:03:28Shut up can cook7.00NICK LOL. THERE IS NO BIRTH RIGHT CITIZENSHIP THE 14TH WAS FOR ONE PURPOSE AND DEMOCRATS USING IT TO REPLACE AMERICAN CITIZENS. | LOVE THE FOUNDERS
4:29:26Hal Not A PHD5.00While we are making light of my ""situation; let us remember that Kurt is very heavy: very heavy: His weight to penis length ratio is off the charts: Very
4:29:54Lo Cindylouwhoot5.00Can we all stop clutching our pearls and just appreciate the LI ""leaky balloon knot' put down? It's a good one right?
4:30:50Shut up can cook5.00nick just read congress discussion on the 14th__ammendment: clearly said no foreigners etc: not visitors etc_ the courts have NOT SAID THESE PEOPLE ARE AMERICAN CITIZENS. TRUMP THANKS they
5:03:24PinKing5545.00What would happen to you if you ignore subpoenas from a judge? As a lawyer note a suspect: Or you tell you client to ignore it
5:45:38k0 TheTexVet5.00did a investigation on themselves and found no wrong doing: Who wouldve guessed it?? Cops
5:46:00Scooter McDuder5.00If Kurt has a micro penis then you could say | have a macro balloon knot: Im talking looking like the end of a whoopie cushion the way they left my butthole:
6:00:58Anonymous5.00At what minimum speed into a human would the taillight fracture?
7:00:34TexasRedRacing5.00Nick, | was today years old when | found out that Curious George isn't a monkey: Tof
7:04:56Emanuel Quinones5.00NICKA NICKA NICKA NICKA NICKA, did you break that tail light? 4e Why
7:05:08DarkSchwartzRising5.00Have already had experts testify to the nature of his injuries? | can't see any way those would be from being struck by a vehicle, it makes no sense they
 

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Nobody has claimed that his vehicle was photographed there.
In fact, nobody has claimed that they saw his vehicle there to begin with.


From the various traffic tickets Rekieta received shortly before his arrest it appears he didn't maintain vehicle registration and/or insurance on his cars for up to a year or more. He received multiple fines for expired tags or no proof of insurance. He got so many tickets that he's lucky he didn't get his license suspended.

Nick's financial situation has deteriorated since then and the cost of properly registering and insuring the car likely went up due to his deteriorating driving record. The car may be "in storage" because he can't afford it and he doesn't want to risk driving it without registration or insurance given his ongoing legal situation.

It's also worth noting that "in storage" in the garage likely means that it's buried behind mountains of junk. From the tidbits of information that become public by Nick's statements, Aaron's, and other people who have been in the home, it seems like the house is in a near-hoarder situation. A garage is likely to be an epicenter of that. That might mean that Nick would have to move junk around to maneuver the Mustang out of the garage which might be visible to Kayla if she ever walked in the garage.


I’m hoping for a sovereign citizen arc from Nicketts

Motor vehicle law simply doesn’t apply to those guys.
 
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Look out, it seems like the Hackamania drops were just an appetizer :stress:

He will release the details as the 5K g(r)ift you guyz!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db605zSBRD4 Nick said the drug testing were very expensive ( then admits the state paid for the testing before his probation sentencing) Nick would never lie to you....

Can you learn to embed videos? It is not hard. Use the 'Media' button on the post toolbar.

Pretty sure Nick's story at this point is a modern Bible parable that God is doing for nostalgia and the laughs. Old Testament, of course. Excited to see how his arrogance, hubris, and unrepentent iniquities will result in his next divine punishment after having been given so much to start off with.

No, this is typical Greek Tradgedy.

- He retold his ruffie story when he went to the You Are Here taping. NEW INFO? He went to join two "fans" at a different bar when he supposedly got ruffied.

I seem to recall him saying that someone had to pull him out of a bathroom stall and take him to his hotel room. I seem to recall that it was someone he knew.

Amazing how Kayla suddenly figured out how to drive. Why, she must be doing all the driving these days, and picking up food for this bum!

Do they not have food delivery? Could she just be walking it down some stairs?
 
No it’s a literal tranny.
He spoke about "meeting a jiggly woman" at Pedomania. Was it this tranny? Look at how he dressed himself. What is that gay red belt? Also, who describes another person as jiggly?

Jesse is doing a Podawful show on Nick, Aaron, and Hackamania

Remember when PodAwful and Ethan Ralph 🐷 claimed they were going to wage war on the dabbleverse?
Yeah.
Fags.

Yep. He has a 3-car garage.
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Now compare this to the state of his shitty house now. The wreath is untrimmed and dreadful. The trees are all either dead or overgrown. The lawn has not been mown.

He doesn't deny his vehicle being photographed at April's new house. He doesn't deny that he is visiting her. He doesn't even deny that he is lying to Kayla.
I don't think anyone ever claimed his rustang was photographed or even seen at Ape's new fishy hovel. Maybe it originated from Kino Casino, which means it can be discarded without much thought. It wouldn't surprise me though.
I've lived with someone who's like that, a very annoying loopy bitch. She'll quench words like this and play with technicalities but God forbid anyone else make statements that could be technically untrue. It was tiring. No one liked her. She's a micromanager that will throw a fit of you ask her to take out the trash or clean up after she used the kitchen (we took turns cleaning up). If someone does this at work or in group assignments, run the opposite direction.

Nick needs to engage in a high speed chase and then successfully talk his way out of charges when he finally gets caught and cuffed. And he needs to do it all coked up too.
The chase should end with the rustang wrapped around a tree.
 
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