Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Niggernerd]

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HE'S A CUCK!

No, nick, you are legally defined as a CUCK. YOU LET MEN SUCK YOU OFF AND THINK YOU'RE STRAIGHT! PEER JUDGE ANDY, HE'S GAY LETS RING THE GUILTY BELL!

 

[Vibralldo]

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Spoiler: Nick's "prosaic" writing

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So now Nick's admitting to be on SSRIs?

 

[Nova902]

I love seeing him get angry and lash out

He's not angry he is correcting the record for the Bunkerkins.
He's NOT gay he's bisexual. You just won't listen to reason.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Wtf!? Nick will screencap the farms when someone starts analyzing his deceptions?

Damn, what have I been doing all this time not alogging Nick with arcane linguistic analysis.

 

[Soapmore]

Something is stirring hold tight, there is no way in hell Nick is going to cope with a day off without the kids and seething this hard already.

I'm praying my kind greeting and appeal to April's new boyfriend a few pages back was influential. New days, new opportunities!

 

[Lian Xing]

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He must be completely brain damaged to keep owning himself like this.

 

[Pentamidine]

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HE'S A CUCK!

Nick is at least 150 pounds too light for Josh's sexual interest and has yet to declare his love for either banana peppers or pizza day.

He not only invited another man to repeatedly plow his wife, but he watched through the cracked bedroom door. It doesn't get more True and Honest Cuck than that.

 

[Sloppa]

Objection.

If he kills himself he can't earn himself the Bronze Balldo Lifetime achievement award for LOTY 3 years in a row, Relapse and go to Jail Nick....then kill yourself in January.

There is no end to the Rekieta clown parade, unless he kills one of his kids, we will see Bachelor Rekieta, Jailbird Rekieta, Openly gay Rekieta, pornstar Rekieta and finally Mrs Rekieta a small town Minnesota girl lawyer.

 

[Oxyjen]

I don't know what the fuck he's referring to when he says Atari 64

Dedicated NERDs have filled many a forum page debating the relative merits of the Atari 800 versus the (IMO vastly superior) Commodore 64.

 

[Vibralldo]

If Nick ordered Mighty Wings from McDonald's would he think they were spicy?

That really depends on Chris Nick's spice tolerance levels. Seeing how he's a whitebread ass nigga I'm thinking they're pretty low.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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This dumb fuck. "Prosaic" carries a connotation of lumpen ordinariness far more than of being based in fact, and not in a good way (and, with respect to writing, dull and lackluster; i.e., bad). He should have just gone with "prose."

prosaic​

adjective​

pro·sa·ic prō-ˈzā-ik

Synonyms of prosaic
1
a
: characteristic of prose as distinguished from poetry : FACTUAL
b
: DULL, UNIMAGINATIVE
prosaic advice


2
: EVERYDAY, ORDINARY
heroic characters wasted in prosaic lives—Kirkus Reviews

Prosaic Has Literary Origins

In the past, any text that was not poetic was prosaic. Back then, prosaic carried no negative connotations; it simply indicated that a written work was made up of prose. That sense clearly owes much to the meaning of the word's Latin source prosa, meaning "prose." Poetry is viewed, however, as the more beautiful, imaginative, and emotional type of writing, and prose was relegated to the status of mundane and plain-Jane. As a result, English speakers started using prosaic to refer to anything considered matter-of-fact or ordinary, and they gradually transformed it into a synonym for "colorless," "drab," "lifeless," and "lackluster."

For once, kind of funny ("it's funny because it's true"), if easy:

Cause I can't see this double speak he does working on anyone but the dumbest of the dumb.

Seems the dumb prudes of Scandinavian origin managed to figure him right out.

 

[Soapmore]

Null would never get with a skelly.

I think we get too mechanistic in our thinking, too physical.

Null has already fucked Nick harder than anyone else, maybe even harder than Aaron, but psychologically.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

That really depends on Chris Nick's spice tolerance levels. Seeing how he's a whitebread ass nigga I'm thinking they're pretty low.

Everything is spicy considering his level of butthurt. He is still raw and tender from the Ls and buttfucking he administered to himself.

He does nothing else than justify his drug use, tell people how great it was, rant that Aaron is the worst human, fail at owning him, and get triggered so he needs to vent in his pet pedo's chatroom.

Real positive step forward by Mr. Rekieta. Fully putting his best effort towards staying sober and being a productive member of society.
lol

get fucked Nick

 

[Vibralldo]

Something is stirring hold tight, there is no way in hell Nick is going to cope with a day off without the kids and seething this hard already.

Based on Null's comments about needing people who live near the courthouse, I'm thinking we're getting the bodycam footage and Nick knows

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

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See, you can tell when Nick is NOT drinking because he simply doesnt sound as mentally acute as when he does. I would say after a couple sips he gets REALLY good at online debate and The State wants him to act wiry and scatterbrained so he can talk himself into more trouble. It's a shame there's no substitute for a couple sips of delicious booze for promoting mental acuity and Alpha Behavior.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

A guy starts a job, less than two weeks in takes vacation in Las Vegas, goes back to work, one day later turns out he has a day off and he's so stressed out on his unexpected day off? Is something wrong?

 

[Pentamidine]

link: https://x.com/AaronImholte/status/1922362314717556893
archive: https://archive.is/RP8VM

 

[john marston]

I love seeing him get angry and lash out

Based on Null's comments about needing people who live near the courthouse, I'm thinking we're getting the bodycam footage and Nick knows

Is it time, Josh?

 

[Lian Xing]

Based on Null's comments about needing people who live near the courthouse, I'm thinking we're getting the bodycam footage and Nick knows

I thought the Candy Yoshi County Seat was Willmar, and that's where the courthouse is located.

 

[john marston]

Dedicated NERDs have filled many a forum page debating the relative merits of the Atari 800 versus the (IMO vastly superior) Commodore 64.

Man I really am a failed nerd. First I forgot the C64 and now the Atari 800. I have been outnerded by both Nick Rekieta and the Kiwi Farms.

balldo-san, I kneel.