Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sloppa]

Based on Null's comments about needing people who live near the courthouse, I'm thinking we're getting the bodycam footage and Nick knows

Get your bingo cards ready folks!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I thought the Candy Yoshi County Seat was Willmar, and that's where the courthouse is located.

I think this is just Null being a retard, he always forgets names of places and mixes them up.

Spicer is just around the corner and where Nick lives, he might just not be terminally online in this Thread enough to keep track of all the names.

 

[Lurking9e9]

Alright grandma, calm down. Nick isn't going to fuck you.

This is somehow still the pinned tweet.

 

[Sneed Force One]

If Null has the footage, he should make no comment of it.
Nick will personally prowl the Spicer courthouse and hunt down our most delicious cowmilk.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Nick totally didn't read Null's post.
Totally didn't read the fact Null has something to collect from Spicer.
And totally didn't immediately chimp out.

Sad day for Kayla, her narcissistic husband isn't distracted by his PO-mandated streaming job.
Now she's dealing with door-headbutting, dry drunk for the rest of what was supposed to be a peaceful day.

When Nick gets round to reading this, I just want him to know...

Suffah, you impotent skelly clownfag.

 

[Vibralldo]

I thought the Candy Yoshi County Seat was Willmar, and that's where the courthouse is located.

I assume that since Spicer and Willmar are so close that Null thinks they'd be willing to drive the extra 20 minutes if they were willing to attend Nick's trial.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

There once was a forum owner named Null
Whose member was thought to be lull
But it’s actually Nick
That has the broke dick
And Aaron’s cum made Kayla full

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Wait a fucking second.

Last Friday's MATI isn't on the podcast feed yet...GOD DAMN IT NULL GET TO WORK :

 

[TheTourist]

I'm thinking we're getting the bodycam footage

That would certainly lock him in for lolcow of the year again.

 

[Swole McPole]

LSD blotter paper was also branded like this. Some of them got pretty elaborate to try to thwart counterfeiting. (The Woodstocks were popular well into the '90s to imitate the originals from the '60s.) There's actually a museum of them.

I'm old enough to have been around for the legendary Scully and Sand Orange Sunshine. The usual tabs that were around at the time were the Operation Julie Microdots. A very solid product at a reliable 100 micrograms per tab. When the Sunshine first appeared, they came in the form of cylinders and people would cut them into four tablets. Buyers would take a quarter and be more than satisfied with what they'd got because it was at least as strong as the typical product.

 

[Lian Xing]

I assume that since Spicer and Willmar are so close that Null thinks they'd be willing to drive the extra 20 minutes if they were willing to attend Nick's trial.

It's a rural county. There is only one courthouse. It's where the popularly attended motion hearing was.

 

[Vibralldo]

If Null has the footage, he should make no comment of it.
Nick will personally prowl the Spicer courthouse and hunt down our most delicious cowmilk.

Unless it's too late and he already has it

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Alright grandma, calm down. Nick isn't going to fuck you.

I mean, he might

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Based on Null's comments about needing people who live near the courthouse, I'm thinking we're getting the bodycam footage and Nick knows

Now that I think about it, it WAS odd Null did the $5000 bodycam bet with Ethan Ralph and he was extremely confident in that bet too. Which either he was watching too much Bossman or…

 

[Niggernerd]

I love the idea of nick running to his car in a Homer Simpson like fashion to drive to the candy YOSHI! Courthouse to stop null. But as he gets out. Null is walking out with a smug face waving the envelope around and nick just starts screaming

 

[oh no im late for school]

it sure would explain why nick is spending his time today phonefagging and reading the farms, probably sitting in the lobby waiting to see who goes in to pick it up

 

[Vibralldo]

Now that I think about it, it WAS odd Null did the $5000 bodycam bet with Ethan Ralph and he was extremely confident in that bet too. Which either he was watching too much Bossman or…

Yeah that's what I noticed. Null IMMEDIATELY said deal with no hesitation. I think that he got an update that it was approved and processing at some point and today it coincidentally just got the confirmation that it's ready for pickup at the courthouse.

It's a rural county. There is only one courthouse. It's where the popularly attended motion hearing was.

That just makes it more likely that it's the footage

 

[AnOminous]

This dumb fuck. "Prosaic" carries a connotation of lumpen ordinariness far more than of being based in fact, and not in a good way (and, with respect to writing, dull and lackluster; i.e., bad). He should have just gone with "prose."

Nick has the trait of the midwit of using $0.50 words (adjusted for inflation) without knowing what they mean, because they look "fancy" and he thinks it makes him look smart instead of like a pretentious quasi-literate cretin.

 

[Stiffy]

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Alright grandma, calm down. Nick isn't going to fuck you.

Serious question is Misty a tranny? Maybe Nick really was low key excited when he found out his beloved Mandy was a troon. This Misty Balldowasher gives off serious Mickayla vibes.
Nick 100% has a profile in here, he just tries to be sneaky about it. I'm sure if you look for people online who do not post you'd find him.
He's graduated to paranoid ideation now. All that is needed to get under his skin is to keep reminding him of embarrassing facts daily that conflict with his distorted reality. Enough narcissistic injuries will send him into a shame spiral like plane in an unrecoverable tailspin.

Also Aaron described Nick's nitrous rig. He said it was a green cylinder with a thin tube he sucks from.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Null, if you are getting the bodycam footage please wuddermark it so anywhere that uses it has to show the Farms logo.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

A guy starts a job, less than two weeks in takes vacation in Las Vegas, goes back to work, one day later turns out he has a day off and he's so stressed out on his unexpected day off? Is something wrong?
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Absolute nightmare fuel. Something about this is so uncanny.

Edit: The pic reminded me of something and I finally remembered. The terrifying greasy weasel from that awful Food Fight movie. Just beyond creepy.