Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheTourist]

My only request is that @Null posts something like this immediately before release
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This is the shit I come here for. You guys are funny as hell.

 

[Niggernerd]

"The body cam footage is obviously AI!!! And even if it wasn't AI it's normal for a home with 5 kids to look this trashed!!! And even if it wasn't normal the nanny quit so it's her fault. You poor prudish nerds couldn't even support 5 perfectly healthy kids and a nanny like I can!!!"


I'm calling it now. This is his response to the body cam.

I really wouldn't put it past him. His audience would just defend it anyways because they neglected their children too.

 

[Lian Xing]

His audience would just defend it

What audience?

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

:I'm putting together a team.

I hope my bodycam dreams come true!

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

What audience?

Sadly he still has a lot of retards that identify with him. They seem to be mostly druggies and neglect their children, so it tracks.

 

[Soapmore]

"The body cam footage is obviously AI!!! And even if it wasn't AI it's normal for a home with 5 kids to look this trashed!!! And even if it wasn't normal the nanny quit so it's her fault. You poor prudish nerds couldn't even support 5 perfectly healthy kids and a nanny like I can!!!"


I'm calling it now. This is his response to the body cam.

"..And I'm a shambling skeleton because I lost weight, I was sick twice! I've told you idiots this over and over!"

 

[Niggernerd]

What audience?

The tranny thing that always comes to his rescue and some pedophiles from the dabbleverse.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Right, so he confirmed:
- Does nitrous
- Paid bond so he can still drink
- Still loves, I mean "really likes" April and her fishy gash
- Does molly, would crush it
- Needs a special type of strong viagra because his pine needle doesn't work
- No hobbies and no friends, no sex


You need to let other cows have a chance at LOTY. What are you doing?
When you need a special type of viagra that also acts as some kind of aphrodisiac, you need to reconsider life.
Keep going, it's entertaining.

So what is this? 2025 LOTY polling?
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One thing Nicky apparently isn't aware of is that using these compounded pills, such as "RUGIET, are a fantastic way to develop NAION. It's a rare disorder that becomes much more likely when using any of the -afil medications, especially so if you combine them. It's also a cumulative, dose dependent risk. The more he uses them, the more likely it is to happen. NAION ends in irreversible blindness that has no treatment and no cure.

 

[Sloppa]

My only request is that @Null posts something like this immediately before release

No

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NOW it's perfect!

NO. IT CAN GET EVEN PERFECTER

 

[Oxyjen]

Null would never get with a skelly.

LSD blotter paper was also branded like this. Some of them got pretty elaborate to try to thwart counterfeiting. (The Woodstocks were popular well into the '90s to imitate the originals from the '60s.) There's actually a museum of them.

You triggered a suppressed memory where my dodgy school friend got me to design a tab to be printed on some early bubble jet, the paper he intended to pre-soak in LSD liquid that he would smuggle back from Amsterdam hidden inside the air cushion of his Nike trainers.

Needless to say exactly none of this happened apart from me dicking about in Dpaint for an evening.

 

[RotPockets]

"..And I'm a shambling skeleton because I lost weight, I was sick twice! I've told you idiots this over and over!"

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No one believes you Chunkieta, you fat faggot.

 

[Soapmore]

Here Nick, I fixed it for you. Now it is true.

It's a bit barren without the other words. As one of the revisions suggested, "INTOXICATED" and "LITIGATED" but that's still only three words.

I think we need to add something upbeat to those others. How about TEST-POSITIVITY ?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He is sperging out because he wants to be Aaron so much, but he can't do it.

I think this is closer to the truth.

 

[Strix454]

Yeah Nick. You now have the withered repulsive body of an old man. You have by your own choice shed most of your adult muscle mass and at your age its not coming back. You look like a repulsive freak and there will be no straight sex in your future that will not involve cash payments. Remember that the next time you visit your captive crack whore down in her crack shack.

 

[woodedbag]

I just got off work, have to hit the gym, but figured I'd drop this in here before I go. I usually catch up on these people as my evening is winding down and I woke up today noticing I got a notification at 4 am that rekieta was just randomly replying to a comment I made four days ago on a video that has next to nothing to do with him. Not sure if anyone is interested but here ya go!

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

First, resize your images, holy shit.

Second, if you have all this proof Nick then show it. He talks nonstop about having proof of shit but never fucking shows it.

 

[Sloppa]

 

[Lian Xing]

How about TEST-POSITIVITY ?

Just POSITIVE is enough since it covers the daughter and his HIV diagnosis.

 

[Niggernerd]

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I just got off work, have to hit the gym, but figured I'd drop this in here before I go. I usually catch up on these people as my evening is winding down and I woke up today noticing I got a notification at 4 am that rekieta was just randomly replying to a comment I made four days ago on a video that has next to nothing to do with him. Not sure if anyone is interested but here ya go!

He says this but refuses to show this proof

 

[Brian Oblivion]

You have by your own choice shed most of your adult muscle mass and at your age its not coming back. You look like a repulsive freak and there will be no straight sex in your future that will not involve cash payments.

HE'S A TRANNY!