Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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Spoiler: Nick's "prosaic" writing

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The fact that he thinks his writing is "prosaic" is nauseating.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Meme Copium mentioned on his stream this morning that he believes that Nick has a prescription for CBD gummies just like Kayla does, but doesn't use them often because he doesn't like the effect.

But Josh (Meme) was implying that Nick could still use Rx CBD in addition to Modafinil and Adderall during his probation period because he got some quack doc to sign off on it once.

CBD isn’t psychoactive there’s no abuse value you need the THC. CBD works as an anti-inflammatory there’s a lot of pseudo scientific claims that it can cure cancer and things like that. Kayla uses it because she’s nutty. You don’t even need a prescription for it in most places now.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I love the idea of nick running to his car in a Homer Simpson like fashion to drive to the candy YOSHI! Courthouse to stop null. But as he gets out. Null is walking out with a smug face waving the envelope around and nick just starts screaming

I hope Null decides to deploy a two-Kiwi team for his secret mission.
One to perform the pickup, the second to act as security (i.e. film Nick if he tries to start some shit in public).

I believe Aaron. If there's one person who is an expert on things nick sucks on, its him.

Aaron is was the person Nick sucked on.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Alright grandma, calm down. Nick isn't going to fuck you.

"Would there even be a fruit farm if they weren't dwelling on your every syllable?"

Ummm....

Yes?



I'm going to go with an emphatic yes here.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

CBD isn’t psychoactive there’s no abuse value you need the THC. CBD works as an anti-inflammatory there’s a lot of pseudo scientific claims that it can cure cancer and things like that. Kayla uses it because she’s nutty. You don’t even need a prescription for it in most places now.

CBD is also an anti-epileptic, so it does have neuromodulatory properties.

 

[Father Balldo]

Guys, the bodycam footage is not being released. Nick said it would never be released.

 

[Vibralldo]

Guys, the bodycam footage is not being released. Nick said it would never be released.

Ralph also said it

You might be onto something

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

IT'S FACKIN CAMIN HAWM

 

[Vernon Dozier]

CBD is also an anti-epileptic, so it does have neuromodulatory properties.

Yes I remember seeing a special with a little girl who had seizures and it greatly helped so it’s not completely worthless. It’s just there are some people who will hype it up for everything while the verdict isn’t in yet.

 

[Captain Manning]

The bodycam footage will NEVER be released you stupid dog!


Soon.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Nick's sycophants are almost worse than he is.



Since Nick is clearly wallowing in this thread today: hey buddy, only 1800 more days until you can drink again!

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick's sycophants are almost worse than he is.

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Since Nick is clearly wallowing in this thread today: hey buddy, only 1800 more days until you can drink again!

By their logic. Nick is clinically insane because he does the same to Aaron. His Twitter simps are retarded

 

[john marston]

Nick's sycophants are almost worse than he is.

Coach Cucko says from a Xitter account dedicated to a washed-up D-list celebrity and that celebrities' lewds as his PFP. Hey Cucko! You shouldn't throw stones from that glass house

 

[Vibralldo]

I have the feeling Nick knows exactly what is coming.
Bodycam footage, full CHIPS documents, the entire discovery package sent to Nick by the state?
His unredacted PSI?

There are so many possible jackpots.

If info from the case was released, would Nick be notified?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick's sycophants are almost worse than he is.

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Since Nick is clearly wallowing in this thread today: hey buddy, only 1800 more days until you can drink again!

I can't tell if this person is a parody of Aaron alogs or serious.

This could legit be a parody mocking Nick, by glazing his asshole with this absolute bullshit.

 

[daffodils]

First minute or so of this clip describes Nick at Hackamania:"It's three in the morning, the show has been over for eight hours, and he's at the bar... still showing the texts and rambling and talking to anyone that will listen"

 

[Sneed Force One]

I have the feeling Nick knows exactly what is coming.
Bodycam footage, full CHIPS documents, the entire discovery package sent to Nick by the state?
His unredacted PSI?

There are so many possible jackpots.

He is fully aware that Dear Feeder Jewsh wouldn't publicise a request for assistance without the info being of considerable significance. So he's shitting himself. He sees the dark clouds looming.

Targets: Reconnaissance & High-Value Asset Recovery
Asset: "Solid Kiwi" in forward position, ready to execute operational objectives
Mission Essential Equipment: Canister of Nitrous Oxide, Bikini Picture of Mistress, Racoon Traps
Inside Agent: Top-Secret Source, known only as "MNPublicRecords"​

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"This is a top-secret, black ops, wet job. There will be no on-site rescue. We need plausible deniability Solid Kiwi."
"You’re to infiltrate the courthouse and retrieve the footage. You're our last hope, Kiwi. Don’t let us down. God bless the Sneedclave."

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[TheTourist]

This could legit be a parody mocking Nick, by glazing his asshole with this absolute bullshit.

Either he's a parody account gassing up Nick to provoke a spinout, or he's earnestly and enthusiastically sucking Nick's diseased, soft little penis in front of everyone for free. Either of these are hilarious.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Null is autistic and doesn't know people. There is no bodycam footage, he probably just wanted Denny's

 

[Soapmore]

First minute or so of this clip describes Nick at Hackamania:"It's three in the morning, the show has been over for eight hours, and he's at the bar... still showing the texts and rambling and talking to anyone that will listen"

Another Win For The Toe!