Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

Null is autistic and doesn't know people. There is no bodycam footage, he probably just wanted Denny's

The secret is the cop's order, its the receipt from the waitress. Finally, the cop will know what he ordered.

 

[1st Bowman]

See, you can tell when Nick is NOT drinking because he simply doesnt sound as mentally acute as when he does. I would say after a couple sips he gets REALLY good at online debate and The State wants him to act wiry and scatterbrained so he can talk himself into more trouble. It's a shame there's no substitute for a couple sips of delicious booze for promoting mental acuity and Alpha Behavior.

Let me introduce nick to GHB… used to be a popular club drug back in the day, idk if people still do it. Bodybuilders used to like it for its alcohol like effects without the calories. I’ve done it a handful of times and It has a very similar feeling to alcohol with similar reduction in inhibition and out of your system very fast so probation can’t really test for it. But very easy to take a little too much and pass out on stream. Give it a try, Nick.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I can't tell if this person is a parody of Aaron alogs or serious.

This could legit be a parody mocking Nick, by glazing his asshole with this absolute bullshit.

There are numerous permutations of the same type of comment from various simps, so I imagine at least some of them are serious. Balldo cult of personality somehow still reigns over a handful of tards.

 

[Briareus]

He is fully aware that Dear Feeder Jewsh wouldn't publicise a request for assistance without the info being of considerable significance. So he's shitting himself. He sees the dark clouds looming.

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Targets: Reconnaissance & High-Value Asset Recovery
Asset: "Solid Kiwi" in forward position, ready to execute operational objectives
Mission Essential Equipment: Canister of Nitrous Oxide, Bikini Picture of Mistress, Racoon Traps
Inside Agent: Top-Secret Source, known only as "MNPublicRecords"​

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"This is a top-secret, black ops, wet job. There will be no on-site rescue. We need plausible deniability Solid Kiwi."
"You’re to infiltrate the courthouse and retrieve the footage. You're our last hope, Kiwi. Don’t let us down. God bless the Sneedclave."

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Hehe, Tactical EsKIWInage

 

[Captain Manning]

He is fully aware that Dear Feeder Jewsh wouldn't publicise a request for assistance without the info being of considerable significance. So he's shitting himself. He sees the dark clouds looming.

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Targets: Reconnaissance & High-Value Asset Recovery
Asset: "Solid Kiwi" in forward position, ready to execute operational objectives.
Mission Essential Equipment: Canister of Nitrous Oxide, Bikini Picture of Mistress, Racoon Traps
Inside Agent: Top-Secret Source, known only as "MNPublicRecords"​

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"This is a top-secret black ops wet job. There will be no on-site rescue. We need plausible deniability Solid Kiwi."
"You’re to infiltrate the courthouse and retrieve the footage. You're our last hope, Kiwi. Don’t let us down. Good bless the Sneedclave."

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You forgot to include "CODEC support by @Dr Naomi Hunter" as an asset.

*Bleep bleep*
*Burrrzip*

Kiwi! Remember to keep your distance from Nick! He's infected with CUCKDIE!

 

[DemsBNutz]

NO. IT CAN GET EVEN PERFECTER View attachment 7357979View attachment 7357980

Funny and Tiny Weener

 

[Dimension Sniper]

You forgot to include "CODEC support by @Dr Naomi Hunter" as an asset.

*Bleep bleep*
*Burrrzip*
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Kiwi! Remember to keep your distance from Nick! He's infected with CUCKDIE!

And who could forget the haunting main theme, "The Balldo Is Yet To Come"?

 

[Father Balldo]

Nutmeg can cause a 'high' or nutmeg intoxication, which includes symptoms such as hallucinations, drowsiness, dizziness, and confusion. It can take as little as one tablespoon of the spice to cause symptoms of a nutmeg high.

 

[Sloppa]

Nutmeg can cause a 'high' or nutmeg intoxication, which includes symptoms such as hallucinations, drowsiness, dizziness, and confusion. It can take as little as one tablespoon of the spice to cause symptoms of a nutmeg high, but a toxic dose would be two to three teaspoons.

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Soon we will Savour the Flavours of the Rekieta Crackhouse.

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

I can't tell if this person is a parody of Aaron alogs or serious.

This could legit be a parody mocking Nick, by glazing his asshole with this absolute bullshit.

You can tell the Aaron alogs/diddlerverse tards by the "coach" in the handle which derives from Aaron's coaching/boxing license debacle. Many of them changed their handles during that time and they've also latched onto to Nick to stick it to Aaron. Of course with Nick's dwindling "OG" followers, Nick has welcomed these idiots with open arms to boost his bruised ego and numbers.

 

[Unknown God]

Theory: Null already has confirmation that he will get the bodycam and only needs someone there on his behalf to make things official and this is why when Ralph proposed the bet he sperged out instantly and started demanding Ralph pay up as if him winning the bet was already a done deal.

 

[AnOminous]

I prefer ZX Spectrum, the home computer whose users are on the spectrum.

TI-99/4A ftw.

 

[thebigdream]

Nutmeg can cause a 'high' or nutmeg intoxication, which includes symptoms such as hallucinations, drowsiness, dizziness, and confusion. It can take as little as one tablespoon of the spice to cause symptoms of a nutmeg high.

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What's the point of even posting this? We all know Nick isn't enough of a Cool Guy to abuse nutmeg. His Mustang's in storage, his rights have been trampled upon by a tyrannical government... he's a loser. A nerd. A bum. There's no way Nicholas Rekieta would consume a whole cup of nutmeg to own the haters. He's just not that guy.

 

[WEEKEND]

It's amazing that even in Nick's drug induced mania there's enough self-preservation instincts left in that empty head to recognise how bad the arrest footage is going to be. There's going to be a feeding frenzy Nick, the alogs, grifters and your new found fair weather friends are going to drown you nigga. I know you thought that once you'd got through the courts it'd be all over but the nightmare is only just starting. And just to be clear, no one is going to do anything other than laugh at you but that's all it takes for a narcissistic creep like you to crash out hard and you know it.

Couldn't happen to a bigger prick.

 

[AnOminous]

The secret is the cop's order, its the receipt from the waitress. Finally, the cop will know what he ordered.

The prices on the Denny's receipt are GPS coordinates for where the goods are buried.

Datura sounds right up Nick's alley. We might finally get a sequel to the Erowid classic "A Tale of Nudity, Arrest and Insanity".

Yes, I'm sure they don't test for datura. Just break open the seed pod, throw in a few flowers, grind that shit up and make a nice big cup of tea, just chug that shit, it'll fix what ails you.

CBD isn’t psychoactive there’s no abuse value you need the THC. CBD works as an anti-inflammatory there’s a lot of pseudo scientific claims that it can cure cancer and things like that.

It's a mild topical anti-inflammatory and stuff like the gummies is good as a replacement for toxic shit like NSAIDS that hate your liver. I mean just smoking weed will do this stuff too but also make you a retard for two days. I'd definitely recommend it as an alternative to poisonous shit like acetominophen (Tylenol).

 

[Sneed Force One]

Theory: Null already has confirmation that he will get the bodycam and only needs someone there on his behalf to make things official and this is why when Ralph proposed the bet he sperged out instantly and started demanding Ralph pay up as if him winning the bet was already a done deal.

Anyone got a cut on this? I don't have the fortitude to wade through a Pillstream

Nevermind I'm a gay faggot I found it

 

[Sloppa]

It's amazing that even in Nick's drug induced mania there's enough self-preservation instincts left in that empty head to recognise how bad the arrest footage is going to be. There's going to be a feeding frenzy Nick, the alogs, grifters and your new found fair weather friends are going to drown you nigga. I know you thought that once you'd got through the courts it'd be all over but the nightmare is only just starting. And just to be clear, no one is going to do anything other than laugh at you but that's all it takes for a narcissistic creep like you to crash out hard and you know it.

Couldn't happen to a bigger prick.

You are going to get Youtube normie channels, which normally cover crime and bodycams, breaking down every disgusting facet of the crackhouse, it will be devastating. But nick deserves every ounce of scorn. The poor family though.

Also I have pet theory that Nick commissioned a nude painting of himself which hangs in their sextoy cupboard. Sean (PPP lawyer premium skin) hinted at something "very very embarrassing in a traditional sense" which is not obscene or grotesque like the Balldo.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

You're all wrong, Null isn't sending someone to retrieve the bodycam footage, he's sending his top agents to retrieve Qayla for @Fapcop. Dear feeder looks out for his strongest soldiers.

 

[Pentamidine]

Theory: Null already has confirmation that he will get the bodycam and only needs someone there on his behalf to make things official and this is why when Ralph proposed the bet he sperged out instantly and started demanding Ralph pay up as if him winning the bet was already a done deal.

I hope so. I -personally- hope that April has turned on Nick and is accepting the $6k to consent to the footage being released. It's a long shot only because I believe Nick is still seeing her and has control over her. But if he's telling the truth about her having a new BF that flipped him off at a red light then I could totally see her consenting to the footage just to get back at him. Well, and because $6k is a lot of money for a Home Depo cashier living in a Minnesota crack shack.

Nick really fucked up by not keeping her a kept woman.

I hope the ink was already dry before today, though. Because you know Nick made about a hundred shower calls to April begging her not to consent, and offering her money to not sign the papers. And another hundred calls to Mommy asking her for said money to pay April with. This assuming he didn't force her to sign a contract when she got kicked out of the Qover that she wouldn't sign the papers.

 

[PrestonHolt]

It would be much more fun if Null just asked because he wants to find designated driver, going to that pub that Aaron promotes or something. Nick getting triggered enough to show off he's in here over nothingburger.