Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

Yeah Nick. The problem with you "proving" anything is that you have such a long record of lying about nearly everything. Tell us again about how you didn't go to Hedonism II. About how you are "monogamous". About how having your house foreclosed on was a brilliant financial leverage move. About how you let another man come inside your wife but you are not a cuck.

You are just another punk-ass trust fund baby who has failed at everything in life.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Nick is also still using this as his Twitter profile picture.
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Here Nick, I fixed it for you. Now it is true.
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No

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NOW it's perfect!

Free of Charge Nick, you're welcome!

 

[Sloppa]

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Free of Charge Nick, you're welcome!

If you have time, would you mind correcting the spelling of my AI generated badge 3 posts up please?

 

[Necrosan]

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I just got off work, have to hit the gym, but figured I'd drop this in here before I go. I usually catch up on these people as my evening is winding down and I woke up today noticing I got a notification at 4 am that rekieta was just randomly replying to a comment I made four days ago on a video that has next to nothing to do with him. Not sure if anyone is interested but here ya go!

"I can prove it, I can prove damn near anything about the story".

No drug hits him harder than him thinking he owned some random person on the Internet. I can almost see the teeth clencing as he types the second sentence. He should've brought this brilliant defense during his trial or whatever.

 

[Meat Target]

Seriously though, balldo boy would kick one of his kids through an electric fan to stop the public from seeing this:

There's a non-zero chance it breaks him so hard we see the Balldo Benoit Ending.

 

[Pentamidine]

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I just got off work, have to hit the gym, but figured I'd drop this in here before I go. I usually catch up on these people as my evening is winding down and I woke up today noticing I got a notification at 4 am that rekieta was just randomly replying to a comment I made four days ago on a video that has next to nothing to do with him. Not sure if anyone is interested but here ya go!

The "talking about buying the house" is going to be Aaron saying he doesn't want to buy the house, just FYI.

 

[Sloppa]

There's a non-zero chance it breaks him so hard we see the Balldo Benoit Ending.

Strap an IED to his Balldo contraption and suicide dash into Josh's catspaw before they can upload the bodycam tape.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Dedicated NERDs have filled many a forum page debating the relative merits of the Atari 800 versus the (IMO vastly superior) Commodore 64.

I prefer ZX Spectrum, the home computer whose users are on the spectrum.

First, resize your images, holy shit.

Second, if you have all this proof Nick then show it. He talks nonstop about having proof of shit but never fucking shows it.

Considering how releasing the proof that Aaron ate his goo went, it's actually better for Nick to never release proof of anything ever gain.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

In WIlliam Burroughs book, The Naked Lunch. there's a chapter titled "Letter from a Master Addict to Dangerous Drugs." which is a letter that he'd previously had published in the British Journal of Addiction,

At some point in the 1950's, somebody had referred Burroughs to a Dr. Dent, who had a theory that apomorphine could produce some kind of metabolic reset. Burroughs claimed that the Apomorphine produced the most painless withdrawal from opioids that he'd ever undergone, and since then he had no desire whatsoever to use drugs.

Lots of heroin addicts read The Naked Lunch and believed Apomorphine could be a miracle cure for them too. Yet I've never come across another account of anybody who found Apomorphine useful. It was never taken up by any other doctor beside Dent.

And of course, it never 'cured' Burroughs. By the early sixties, he'd relapsed and was living in the UK on a heroin script. And he was still picking up at the methadone clinic in Lawrence, Kansas at the time when he died. Burroughs was just another trust fund junkie fool (his grandfather invented the adding machine) who didn't understand science.

Apomorphine has been tried for many things, and mostly failed in all of them. It currently has a limited application in certain sub-types of Parkinson's, but that's about it. It is also a rather powerful emetic (make you puke). You are never supposed to prescribe it without also prescribing a powerful anti-emetic to take at the same time, something like Granisetron. The fact that it almost always makes people vomit uncontrollably has meant it has a very limited utility in medicine. Unless his combo boner pills have an anti-emetic in them, I'm highly doubtful it contains apomorphine.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick is now literally acting like the guy in this King of Sting video.

*Kiwi bird chirps*
Nick: FUCK YOU!
*Kiwi bird chirps*
Nick: FUCK YOU!
*Kiwi bird chirps*
Nick: FUCK YOU!

Calm down, Nick. Have a dri... Ohhhhh... that's right. Nevermind. Sorry.

For context, such an investigation can last up to 90 days

Do you have a start date for that, or do you not know, or rather not say?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Also, Nick, if you're reading this, Adderall is for pussies. If you're going to get a shady doctor to write your Rx, at least go for Desoxyn. If you're going to get popped by the popo, might as well get popped for using the big guns for fun.

Nick if you're reading this, the post may contain sage advice but it's also some real pussy shit. You want to defend your honor don't you champ? not just sit in a corner zonked out of your mind while that fucking Steel Toe gets away with it, right?

Listen up, you need to get on a steady diet of nothing but alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone, PCP, a mix of your favourite synthetic cathinones, Banisteriopsis caapi vines and gorilla testicle extract, then challenge that fucking family wrecker Steel Cuck to a boxing match. You will be quite literally hulking out with the most pure, fierce and primal white-hot rage anyone in Minnesota has ever seen. You will crush the toe.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Do you have a start date for that, or do you not know, or rather not say?

I do not know the start date

 

[Oxyjen]

Will there be a new thread when the bodycam drops? Or will Null do a special emergency episode of MATI to watch it? Is there a risk of anyone sniping us?
*refreshes front page anxiously*

 

[Lian Xing]

Listen up, you need to get on a steady diet of nothing but alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone, PCP, synthetic cathinones and gorilla testicle extract, then challenge that fucking family wrecker Steel Cuck to a boxing match. You will be quite literally hulking out with the most pure, fierce and primal white-hot rage anyone in Minnesota has ever seen. You will crush the toe.

He can't fully crush the Toe without pic related.

Will there be a new thread when the bodycam drops? Or will Null do a special emergency episode of MATI to watch it? Is there a risk of anyone sniping us?
*refreshes front page anxiously*

Null said we will know when he gets it.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

If you have time, would you mind correcting the spelling of my AI generated badge 3 posts up please?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I have the feeling Nick knows exactly what is coming.
Bodycam footage, full CHIPS documents, the entire discovery package sent to Nick by the state?
His unredacted PSI?

There are so many possible jackpots.

 

[UNSC ONI]

I am so hype for the Day of the Body Cam.

 

[Sloppa]

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Thank you so much. I promise I will learn photoshop this week, so I don't have to annoy kind strangers. Looks Fabulous!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Listen up, you need to get on a steady diet of nothing but alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone, PCP, a mix of your favourite synthetic cathinones, Banisteriopsis caapi vines and gorilla testicle extract, then challenge that fucking family wrecker Steel Cuck to a boxing match. You will be quite literally hulking out with the most pure, fierce and primal white-hot rage anyone in Minnesota has ever seen. You will crush the toe.

Datura sounds right up Nick's alley. We might finally get a sequel to the Erowid classic "A Tale of Nudity, Arrest and Insanity".

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Nick needs to take some salvia and experience 100 years as the shirt on his back to get his attitude readjusted.