Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Drama Fan]

Have him live in a rehab center

Should Clint put Austin in the group home? When will Checkers bring back the Double Down?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Should Clint put Austin in the group home? When will Checkers bring back the Double Down?

Are you saying Checkers fell off? IN THE BIN PUSSY

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You'd never dare confront BMJ if you were his roommate about him yelling at all hours of the night. What do you thinks going to happen when he opens that door? Just how bad do you want to see your mom naked, in the throes of ecstasy?

Brows furrow in irritation.
really mom? again?

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Splatoon

You need to be over 18 to visit this site.

 

[Punished Neco]

This is the moment I knew it was all over for Bossman

I've been wondering for a few days how long it would take him to work out he was only playing Lamb Chop on Easy difficulty and that there was other difficulty options

Want to be a pro gambler like Bossman? He's got some sage advice for you:

 

[nil]

Bossman coughing like someone with active TB after a giant fucking pipe of crackarooski. Sweating his tits off with a terminal case of crackjaw. Peak BMJ

Bonus trapper appearance

 

[HexFag]

Lamb Chop might be the most kino gamba game Bossman has played since planes.

Here's a clip of him calling it fun and then immediately saying he hates this game.

Here's some almost violence from this game too.

Here's him getting felted at the final spot TWICE IN A ROW before ragequitting the stream.

Here's a bonus clip of him getting a 500x on a feature before proceeding to get absolutely nothing. He doesn't win anything on the 1k feature either.

This clip of him shilling yeet is also golden, he has no clue who this nigga is

 

[N I G M O D E]

The fuck are they doing dewd? The fuck kinda rigged shit was that?

A fuckin $11 dollars uh-Gates 1000 dollars... buy? $11 dollars into that fucking double fucking last jump bullshit? These guys are fucking, fucking with me and they're watching fucking with me bro. They're fucking with me watching with me fucking with me dewd. $11 dollars on a $1000 buy dude? I just got fucking st-fucked dewd.

THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE DEWD. MAN FUCK MY LIFE BRO!

 

[break these cuffs]

The fuck are they doing dewd? The fuck kinda rigged shit was that?

A fuckin $11 dollars uh-Gates 1000 dollars... buy? $11 dollars into that fucking double fucking last jump bullshit? These guys are fucking, fucking with me and they're watching fucking with me bro. They're fucking with me watching with me fucking with me dewd. $11 dollars on a $1000 buy dude? I just got fucking st-fucked dewd.

THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE DEWD. MAN FUCK MY LIFE BRO!

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When is Austin going to realize that Ratdad only patched the walls to hide the all the spy equipment riggers sent him?

 

[baws man jack]

Egg

 

[Bonedome]

Uploading mine too cause why not.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

You think that is EVER coming off the carpet?

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

You think that is EVER coming off the carpet?

When he goes back to rehab or jail and Bossmom gets Stanley Steamer.

Bayer or Pfizer needs to get some microbiologists in there and take some samples. There’re probably unique bacteria cultures unknown to science.

 

[Drama Fan]

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An egg cracking ceremony? Is bossmanjack finally coming out as bosswomanjane?

 

[Mister Stink]

Pretty grim when you stop and consider that he's definitely not gonna take a shower after that

 

[break these cuffs]

An egg cracking ceremony? Is bossmanjack finally coming out as bosswomanjane?

 

[MadStan]

So Bossman finally “cracked”

 

[Unknown God]

New arc: slapstick humiliation for the amusement of high roller juicers.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

Bayer or Pfizer needs to get some microbiologists in there and take some samples. There’re probably unique bacteria cultures unknown to science.

i believe that would be considered gain-of-function research, that whole floor would turn into into a black site..that and the sorry ass drywall would very quickly lead to ground zero 2.0

 

[An YTMND User]

The fuck are they doing dewd? The fuck kinda rigged shit was that?

A fuckin $11 dollars uh-Gates 1000 dollars... buy? $11 dollars into that fucking double fucking last jump bullshit? These guys are fucking, fucking with me and they're watching fucking with me bro. They're fucking with me watching with me fucking with me dewd. $11 dollars on a $1000 buy dude? I just got fucking st-fucked dewd.

THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE DEWD. MAN FUCK MY LIFE BRO!

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Man I'd love to see ads made by him, like they do in the show Detroiters.