Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Nigger Respecter]

I joined that site a while ago, I assumed it would mostly be full of millennials who grew up with MySpace. I was one of the oldest there. It was fun to make an old MySpace layout for about 10 minutes but mostly 18 year olds were adding me. Why are these specific types of teenagers attracted to the old internet so much?

There have always and will always be “born in the wrong generation” types who love the idea of cosplaying an era they didn’t experience. And there’s more of them now than ever because today’s generation has nothing new to offer, just rehashes of previous shit already done. Might as well fully embrace it

 

[Bloo]

There have always and will always be “born in the wrong generation” types who love the idea of cosplaying an era they didn’t experience. And there’s more of them now than ever because today’s generation has nothing new to offer, just rehashes of previous shit already done. Might as well fully embrace it

It’s funny because if they went back in time to 2005 they’d shit bricks.

 

[Sean Andalou]

From what I read he wants to stop his wife from divorcing her. Not possible.

He wants everything the same except he's a woman?

You will notice he mentions up front he's 44 and unemployed.
I wonder what sort of work he's out of.
Was he living off his wife and for how long?

Why can't she just let him be a stay at home mom, am I right?
No kidding around, I hope those children are all at least teenagers.

 

[Oulun]

Here's a specimen I've seen crop up in some conversations offsite, one Bass McKeever of Canton Il / Protospectra / Terra / Lillie / all the other cartoon names every troon uses. Bass is mainly a garden variety Discord pedophile, but of all the stuff I saw on him, this stuck out. Try and suffer through the masterful, Ramona Lofton-esque stream of consciousness for the surprise ending: https://archive.ph/3QV2Y

Spoiler: Text and Image of gooncave w/ clearly abused cat

Howdy! Uhm my name is Caroline! I usually go by Terra, so i need some help, im no longer living in any form of healthy environment
i mean i wasnt for like most of my life, but its even worse now, i was living in some really poor conditions, and my mom got a house from her dad's passing, i was so excited, because we could live somewhere warm and not almost freeze every winter! I was goin to a job application with her a block away from where wed live and as we pulled in she said shed move my older brother in, now this older brother is a known abuser, for me and for my mom, we spent hours trying to get her away from him, i even had to move into a broken trailer to get away from him with my dad. This really broke me cus that meant i had to spend the winter in that old trailer, one day the heater died out, and i started freezing, and i had no choice but to move in, at least id get a room, my mom promised i could have it! after we cleaned it out, my older brother stole it, and refused to leave it. I asked my mom to help but she basically refused to do it. Hes his favorite kid, he basically does illegal drugs, eats my food, drinks my drinks, i cant drink the tapwater its filled with lead, cus its an old house, ive got nobody, but my girlfriend, we're a trans lesbian couple and shes all the way in australia, she has an unsafe place too, and we need to meet so we can support each other and escape our traumas, unfortunately, the cost for a permanent visa is around 8k in australia, usd$ and i need a travel visa of 600$ and a plane ticket from where i am is around 3k or 4k, i have 3k on me, im trying to save up but staying here is a genuine nightmare, i break down every night and the rooms are a mess, filled with junk. we also need some spare money for a house or rent in australia, but thats honestly a bonus, we just need to escape this, and i need to get to my girlfriend, please, please help us. [sic]

It's like something from Radio Flyer. And you can tell from the windows open on the computer monitor that this is his room he's complaining about as an example of his "poor conditions." I'd say it's still a mite better than his fantasy of being homeless in the great down under, pretending he's Bluey and drinking gasoline with aborigines all day.

Less funny and more disturbing is that most of these donations are extorted from the minors Bass grooms on the internet. I did see it confirmed at least two of the donors are underage. He plucks them from streams he moderates, Craftingpony / Lisa Nguyen of Tampa FL and Flembons / Cole Alexander Flemmons of Memphis TN.

 

[DSHK]

I joined that site a while ago, I assumed it would mostly be full of millennials who grew up with MySpace. I was one of the oldest there. It was fun to make an old MySpace layout for about 10 minutes but mostly 18 year olds were adding me. Why are these specific types of teenagers attracted to the old internet so much?

Im in my 20s so I might do it since theres plenty of people my age there. I just keep an eye on the Rawring 20s emo scene because its an enormous gold mine of lolcows and troons to expose and laugh at. Brandon Brootal is just one of many.

 

[Magic Pickle]

It’s funny because of they went back in time to 2005 they’d shit bricks.

Spoiler: Envious of a past they will never understand...

Nothing is funnier to me than the young li'l troons 'n' poons who idolize the mid-aughts. You'll find many of them scattered around Instagram especially, making badly drawn OCs in low-waist baggy jeans and navel piercings and t-shirts layered over longsleeves, listening to Blink-182 and Avril Lavigne and Christian Aguilera, and then... bam! Pronouns. They don't even realize how many healthy women we called fat in the day, and retard was practically a term of endearment. They had to have an actual commercial movement to get kids to stop calling each other gay as an insult, for crying out loud, and they still idolize the time period for some reason! Ah, but I suppose one thing that will always connect the youth of each generation is rose-tinted glasses about the times before their own, so I don't complain too much - there's too much else to kvetch about.

Thread tax: a TiF, in typical female fashion, blubbers over the fact that she's wasting her "prettiest years" on being an odious, self-hating slug. Not sure where all of these people have gotten such a fixation on casual sex as a vital part of youth - it's not as if we need more strains of STDs. Notably, she states that she is sad that she personally will not be "enjoyed," as if we can only exist to be enjoyed by others. I wonder if there's a correlation between such self-objectification and poonerism? Ah, but that'd be too TERFy.
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Sad about aging​

I'm typically quite confident and content in myself, but I'm not immune to insecurities. And thinking about aging is one thing that's been bugging me lately.
I feel like I'm wasting my prettiest and most youthful years. There's obviously more to life than sex and relationships, but it still makes me sad to think I won't be enjoyed when I'm at my peak, that I'm going to miss out on the max amount of appreciation that I could feel.
26 isn't old, but I'm not getting younger. I'm not one for casual sex and dating apps seem to draw a lot of the wrong crowd. So I grow a bit weary.
Obviously I'll survive and I'll find the soft boy or girl of my dreams one day, but it gets hard pretending it doesn't bother me at all that I don't have someone now.

A tranny resents the expectations of manhood placed upon him, such as "not by a hypotonic wastrel" and "try not to shit your pants and cry all the time." You'd think we had a societal expectation that all men were Vulcans and all women were Romulans by the way TRAs talk about gender norms.
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Masculinity is so dehumanizing​

I can't be the only one who feels like this - there is literally nothing worse than being "male". I'm trans but I am very far from passing and I am constantly misgendered and deadnamed. Seriously, there is nothing worse than having male expectations forced upon me.
The whole "men don't do that" thing is just so painful, male social expectations are the worst. Why should i be expected to be stoic and unemotional simply because of my genital anatomy? Why should I be told to "man up and deal with it" when I was never a man in the first place?
Ugh, and male presentation expectations are even worse. Why should I be expected to wear a dehumanizing outfit (male fashion is basically a military uniform)? Why am I shamed for wearing cute clothes and makeup? Or for not having muscles? I don't want to be male!
I just hate how people expect me to be male when I am NOT A MAN. I never felt aligned with masculinity - everything male has always felt forced on me. Ugh, I just wish I had started HRT sooner, I'm almost 22 and I started estrogen four months but I feel like I'll never pass.

Log off already: a troon describes his wife as a "NIMBY TERF" and worries what this means for his marriage going forward.

Spoiler: What is a NIMBY?

For the uninitiated, NIMBY means "Not In My Back Yard" and loosely refers to the phenomenon in which many people - especially lefitsts - will support certain movements and social forms for others, but refuse to accept it in those who are closest to them. Think of it as "I support what measures they do in Seattle for drug addicts, but I want them to crack down harder on them in my own city." At least to my understanding - I accept correction from anyone more familiar with the term.

Also, this guy is a scumbag for being an asshole to his pregnant wife, though I must say she's incredibly stupid for going forward and reproducing with this loser in the first place.
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I fear my spouse is a NIMBY TERF.​

For context, I am MtF, my spouse is cishet woman who is also pregnant. I came out 2 years ago, before we even thought we could have kids (we struggled for 10 years and didnt want the financial ruin of IVF.) And she had been trying to find a place to accept me and move forward with our relationship. However, after becoming pregnant, my fear is that she is exhibiting signs of being a NIMBY TERF (not in my back yard, trans exclsuionary radical feminist, for anyone thats unfamiliar with the two acronyms).
First, she's known I've been trans for over year, yet kept calling me dad to our pets and eventually our soon to be son. When I shared my feelings about not wanting to be called dad, it was instantly met with an upset attitude. Not only was she upset that I supposedly ruined the gender reveal of our son, but she also became instantly possessive of being called mom. She explained that because SHE was carrying the child and had waited years to have one, that she "earned the right" to be mom and no one else. She was dead set on me not being mom. So we "settled" on Didi for me. Mind you, I'm only going with this to not further upset her. Also worth noting, she is constantly asking if I am still OK with being called that, which should tell you a lot about her trying to manipulate me.
Fast forward to Mother's day Sunday. Not her, nor a single family member that knows im trans, even bothered to acknowledge mothers day for me, knowing full well i am a trans woman and want to be treated as such. It hurt a lot. Her family and herself claim to be feminists and pro LGBTQ, but then as soon as someone trans enters their stratosphere, I'm still not acknowledged by my name or pronouns, nor am I even considered to be included into any female spaces such as friends wedding showers, baby showers, or anything generally female coded events.
It just feels like I'm never going to be accepted or included as they are with cis women. And its making me question whether or not I want to be in this relationship if my spouse and her family cant even see me naturally as a woman without constant exhausting reminders that will ultimately get met with excuses and whataboutisms. Im constantly told shes trying, but I don't see the effort. So I feel like I'm being fed bullshit and either accepting it or being made to be an asshole and selfish.
I really dont know how to proceed.

A pooner tells HR that she's of pronoun persuasion and somehow considers it being outed when this is not treated as the kind of information that requires eye-scans, fingerprints and a laser forcefield to access. As if just walking around being shorter than your average leprechaun, more curvaceous than your average fertility statue and more squeaky than your average chew toy does not innately out you to everyone in the vicinity! We need to really start reminding our emperors (and emperesses) of their clotheslessness more often.
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I was outed at work during my first week​

As the title says, I haven't even been at my new job for a week. It's my first job since transitioning and I disclosed to HR that I was trans due to a bathroom ban in our state. I wanted to be straightforward and didn't want to get them in legal trouble but also didn't want to make anyone uncomfortable. (My need to be gendered correctly is a little lower priority than my need to stay out of jail). They informed my manager of the situation and I believe that's where I believe it got out. While everyone has been nice, I've been warned that everyone is indeed talking. I was intending to stay with this job until my husband and I moved in November, but now I'm just considering leaving after the insurance pays for my top surgery and I get my medical billing and coding certification. I just hate that I never had a choice in the matter, especially living in a state like Florida where it could very well lead to danger :/ I want to keep the job to help pay off debt and to pay for my top surgery for the insurance, but it just put such a dent in my perception of it now.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

She stopped crying & is now livid with me & wants me to move out of our house ASAP.

This is where a change in the law needs to happen.

Trannys should be evicted from the house within 24 hours, should have to pay all legal costs and lose any claim to the family home and it's associated assets.

Any child visitation should be strictly supervised and cancelled if it becomes upsetting for the kids, as it also should if the tranny lies to them to justify their chosen fetish.

 

[Bloo]

Nothing is funnier to me than the young li'l troons 'n' poons who idolize the mid-aughts. You'll find many of them scattered around Instagram especially, making badly drawn OCs in low-waist baggy jeans and navel piercings and t-shirts layered over longsleeves, listening to Blink-182 and Avril Lavigne and Christian Aguilera, and then... bam! Pronouns. They don't even realize how many healthy women we called fat in the day, and retard was practically a term of endearment. They had to have an actual commercial movement to get kids to stop calling each other gay as an insult, for crying out loud, and they still idolize the time period for some reason! Ah, but I suppose one thing that will always connect the youth of each generation is rose-tinted glasses about the times before their own, so I don't complain too much - there's too much else to kvetch about. Thread tax: a TiF, in typical female fashion, blubbers over the fa

I’ve been playing The Sims 2 a lot again. There’s two body types, thin and “fat” which is an extra ten pounds or so. I’ve seen people now complain that the body types in Sims 4 aren’t big enough.

 

[There She Glows]

I’ve been playing The Sims 2 a lot again. There’s two body types, thin and “fat” which is an extra ten pounds or so. I’ve seen people now complain that the body types in Sims 4 aren’t big enough.

To be fair it would be pretty fun to be able to make an Amberlynn Reid or Chantal household in the Sims.

 

[Bloo]

To be fair it would be pretty fun to be able to make an Amberlynn Reid or Chantal household in the Sims.

I know you can get body slider mods but the body clips into objects so it looks really stupid.

 

[Stan]

‘You either support porn creators and sex workers or fascism!’
I suppose I’m a fascist now then.

• Feminists are often asked whether pornography causes rape. The fact is that rape and prostitution caused and continue to cause pornography. Politically, culturally, socially, sexually, and economically, rape and prostitution generated pornography; and pornography depends for its continued existence on the rape and prostitution of women.
  • Pornography and Male Supremacy (1981), Letters from a War Zone, p 230. - Andrea Dworkin

There's this stubborn, mostly male insistence that feminism and feminists are supposed to cut loose, chill out, be sexually available and openminded and OK with porn watching and swinging and promiscuity and hard drugs and fetish stuff and whoring themselves out or whatever else Nick Rekeita and Dan Savage and Hugh Hefner the many men like them can come up with. And to see men (always men) try to work this into feminist language is a insidious thing indeed. Those men want women to believe it is empowering to be a whore, or a camwhore, or the other woman, or a stripper (mostly a front for real whoring.) That by playing into the male sexual desire (and market and demand) that's already there is somehow a liberated feminist act if you let a bunch of guys pressure and convince you that it is. It's supposed to be fair play now and we're all just making career choices, but the men always figure out some way to cut themselves in on the deal.

The trannies do it too. They just approach it like the angry homos they are, dressing themselves up into "dolls" and living into bimboification fetish content and cosplaying dumb, materialistic, superficial, Barbie-doll/Elle Woods behavior. And they act this role out because they think if they commit to the bit it'd somehow undo their manhood and make them women if they just do the mating dance MORE than real women do. Like a gender miracle or whatever, you just clap loud enough and it's real. But it's like the trannies act like how the other men think women are. Horrifying.

Anyway the Revolution, or even freaking Social Democracy, doesn't need this bourgeoise sexual libertinism. Reduces ya burf rate because the men do stupid gooner shit instead of actually be fathers and the women have no stability or support. Do you want that for your country? No? Then stay the fuck of PornHub, moid! It's now under run by a Jew named (((Rabbi Solomon Friedman))) He's supposed to make PornHub more "ethical" after it hosted video of a teenage girl getting raped to the tune of six million views! For real! I'm not making this up!

It’s funny but when you give people a choice between degeneracy and starvation or the trains running on time and the old jackboots, they tend to don the Hugo Boss and hold their noses .

Ah I remember this one. Yeah it was very rude to refer to someone known to you like that. It’s a bit like pointing - one of those things that used to be socially unacceptable which is now so normalised everyone does it. ‘Who’s she? The cat’s mother?’ Was something you used to hear a lot. I got hit for saying it a few times. How times change

Can we repurpose this for troons? To snicker as they pass, "Who's she? The cat's mother?"

 

[Internet Wizard]

Nothing is funnier to me than the young li'l troons 'n' poons who idolize the mid-aughts. You'll find many of them scattered around Instagram especially, making badly drawn OCs in low-waist baggy jeans and navel piercings and t-shirts layered over longsleeves, listening to Blink-182 and Avril Lavigne and Christian Aguilera, and then... bam! Pronouns. They don't even realize how many healthy women we called fat in the day, and retard was practically a term of endearment. They had to have an actual commercial movement to get kids to stop calling each other gay as an insult, for crying out loud, and they still idolize the time period for some reason! Ah, but I suppose one thing that will always connect the youth of each generation is rose-tinted glasses about the times before their own, so I don't complain too much - there's too much else to kvetch about.

I will admit, I'm one of those "born in the early 00s and feels like they missed out" types. I'd rather be in a society that's full of anorexics and cutters that listen to MCR than what we have today, and I feel like a lot of zoomers agree leading to this movement. Hell, self harm and EDs still exist (ermmm it's called sh/edtwt ) but there's just a lot more avenues for mental illness to be expressed now, and being emo is kind of countercultural again
I admire the SpaceHey crowd as a weird attempt to try and smudge the two together and invent a new kind of history. Kind of like thinking vaporwave is representative of the 80s, it's kind of historic cultural appropriation if you think about it
For all it's worth, I am proud of being a 2010s kid and in the future the beauty of this era will only become more pronounced against the Alphaslop

Right. It is "classist".
And "gal" is a dialect pronunciation of "girl", so obviously should not be said.

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Gr8 to hear Monster is Emo Boy affirming!!!

Hopefully pooners don't get to the shelves before I do...

 

[Dr. Butt]

It means you're just normal autistic, not troon autistic.

Also fat.

I fucking hate this stereotype that watching CGDCT anime leads to trooning because you're basically admitting that the trannies succeeded in stealing your media. You're admitting that trannies won. This seems like a thing that would evolve into an unpleasant self-fulfilling prophecy, when guys who watched slice-of-life all-female anime before and didn't think of trooning out would now be introduced to such a possibility. Anime like K-On! and Lucky Star existed way before trannies became mainstream. They are one of the main cultural hallmarks of 2000s anime, we should not condemn them as "those cartoons that sissy-hypno every adolescent male into trooning out"

It's more that men shouldn't be watching those/be superfans who own merch. A gay guy could watch them after a breakup or a straight man could watch them with his wife/daughter. Adult males shouldn't have such a strong relationship with the "little girls doing silly things walking home from school" genre.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

Here's a specimen I've seen crop up in some conversations offsite, one Bass McKeever of Canton Il / Protospectra / Terra / Lillie / all the other cartoon names every troon uses. Bass is mainly a garden variety Discord pedophile, but of all the stuff I saw on him, this stuck out. Try and suffer through the masterful, Ramona Lofton-esque stream of consciousness for the surprise ending: https://archive.ph/3QV2Y

How fucking old is that troon? That shit reads like a 13 year old wrote it, but he looks like he’s in his mid 20’s at minimum. Fucking pathetic

 

[Dr. Butt]

Built on sand: a man's castle is soon lost to the tide of common sense when his wife is less than pleased about his plans to transition. This one is one to watch for sure, as this moron has detonated his life under 24 hours ago. Keep your popcorn kernels poppin' Kiwis, we got a live one!
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"i FeAr FoR mY KeEdz BeInG aLoNe WiTh HeR iN tHiS MuRdErOuS rAgE" you don't give a shit about your fuckng kids, that's why you're trooning out.

Plans to rape by deception foiled again!

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Holy shit the smirk/eye-fucking of that filtered ass face unnerves me so much. It's a blessing the man just outright left instead of punching that smugness out of him.

 

[DSHK]

Right. It is "classist".
And "gal" is a dialect pronunciation of "girl", so obviously should not be said.

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The emo troons on Spacehey are going to have an existential crisis. Monster is emo fuel, they need it to survive but if it makes them less faggy what are they gonna do?

 

[AnZero]

The emo troons on Spacehey are going to have an existential crisis. Monster is emo fuel, they need it to survive but if it makes them less faggy what are they gonna do?

I'm surprised there ARE emo troons, that's like being double suicidal.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

To be fair it would be pretty fun to be able to make an Amberlynn Reid or Chantal household in the Sims.

I know you can get body slider mods but the body clips into objects so it looks really stupid.

If the Amberlynn model clips into the bathroom counter's corner, it's actually canonically correct.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Need a massage? I mean a real therapeutic one, no sex worker euphemism here.
How bad do you need it?

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Spoiler: Whole thing.

I’m a registered massage therapist and I’ve been working for 2 years. I identified as enby until about a year ago, now trans masc. I’m not out at work(a spa) or with my in-home clients, everyone assumes I’m a cis woman and I just don’t correct them. I’ve started making changes at work like not being booked when a client requests a female RMT. I’ve started hrt 2 weeks ago and I’m absolutely thrilled. I have always had concerns about what transitioning in this field might look like but it stresses me out a lot so I have a hard time giving it thought. Well tonight there was an instance that might have outed me to my coworkers. It had to do with a client requesting a female RMT and the appointment not going to me even though I was next on the queue for bookings. This just happened and that treatment is still going on so idk if any conversations are going to happen. I’m hoping she’s lets it go, she was upset that she had to work later when I should have gotten the booking. This forces me to actually think about things now though. I don’t know how my in-home clients are going to respond when my appearance starts changing from the T. I’m assuming they will stop booking if they have an issue with it. I also assume that at the spa I will get backlash from some coworkers because that is what I’ve heard has happened to a trans woman who used to work here years ago. If any of you guys are RMTs, especially if you transitioned during your career, I would super appreciate hearing your stories and advice. There are just so many unknowns and it feels like it’s starting to get real now.

TLDR: I’m a massage therapist who was closeted and working for 2 years, just started transitioning, and I’m worried about discrimination. If you are an RMT what did/does your career look like?

Key excerpt:

... This forces me to actually think about things now though. I don’t know how my in-home clients are going to respond when my appearance starts changing from the T. I’m assuming they will stop booking if they have an issue with it. I also assume that at the spa I will get backlash from some coworkers because that is what I’ve heard has happened to a trans woman who used to work here years ago. ...

A dive into the profile reveals no selfies, but several posts with pictures of her cat.

 

[DSHK]

I'm surprised there ARE emo troons, that's like being double suicidal.

Most of the modern scene emo community are furries, troons, autistic and a bunch of other things at the same time. Im surprised the farms is sleeping on it, its like an autistic supernova.