Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LogicBeetch]

She can't even make bowtie pasta look appetizing. Like others said here, it looks like vomit. Not only is this served on a huge plate, but the pasta is piled high. She's like those people who eat at buffets, stacking their food as high as possible? I worked at a buffet back in high school so I saw it a lot, it's really gross and sad. Anyway, her food looks like that. Except she's not at a buffet trying to get her money's worth, she's at home.

It's telling she gets no real nutritional value from her meals. Every picture she takes, even the foods she eats out, are all beige or brown in colour. Not even some nice greens. There's the attempt at corn, but that's also a carb. She piles carb after carb after carb. No wonder she's a blimp. And she's still in denial that carbs are so good for her, ick.

That looks like something she got at the Dollar Store that was a frozen or canned nightmare. You're dead on- carbs, carbs, carbs, fat.

 

[WhoEvenAmI]

Carbs aside, corn is NOT a vegetable. It's A grain. So she topped her pasta with a grain. Let's not give credit where none is due.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Pasta and... corn? I guess the corn makes it healthy.

That's a dinner for 1 family, not 1 hipposaurus.

 

[Barbarella]

What is the two hand emoji supposed to mean? As soon as the picture is taken she'll use both hands to shove it into her maw?

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

What is the two hand emoji supposed to mean? As soon as the picture is taken she'll use both hands to shove it into her maw?

I think it's a high-five.

"Look! I boiled enough vomit pasta for a family of 4 ALL BY MYSELF! High Five!"

 

[Xenomorph]

I think it's a high-five.

"Look! I boiled enough vomit pasta for a family of 4 ALL BY MYSELF! High Five!"

 

[C3PBRO]

What is the two hand emoji supposed to mean? As soon as the picture is taken she'll use both hands to shove it into her maw?

According to emojipedia (what a time to be alive), it means "two hands raised in the air, celebrating success or another joyous event." So she thinks this pile of shit is worth celebrating. This is quickly reaching Kailyn levels of insular.

 

[Xenomorph]

According to emojipedia (what a time to be alive), it means "two hands raised in the air, celebrating success or another joyous event." So she thinks this pile of shit is worth celebrating. This is quickly reaching Kailyn levels of insular.

I really cant stand her, total follower, everyone of us knows that person who is just a victim to the trends. No personality of their own they just mimic everything that's popular. AL could be their queen. This person is stuck in her teens mentally where doing stupid shit like this is excusable. She forgets she is 26 years old soon to be 27 years old and surrounds herself with younger people but instead of being someone they can look up to, the younger people have their shit more together and act more mature than she does. There also comes a time where you have to stop blaming your past for what you are doing, today. AL blames being in foster care now while it sucks of course she is almost 30 years old and at this point everything you do is up to you. In a group I am in they call her "Victumlynn", and its true. She loves being a victim so much so she will make up stories for pity like with her "rape" story.

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

Whomever called giving the cat to Destiny being the "hardest thing she has had to do" is the winner. She's on YouNow and briefly guested Dana.

 

[Xenomorph]

Whomever called giving the cat to Destiny being the "hardest thing she has had to do" is the winner. She's on YouNow and briefly guested Dana.

There goes the whole "I care so much about Jax to let him be an outdoor cat" bullshit

 

[cheat-day-bitches]

Since AL is on younow she has to again bring up the haters. Apparently "so many people" will DM her on instagram and tell her they were "haters" because they had something personal going on in their lives. Which I find hard to believe, personally. I don't want to lump everyone together, or speak for anyone but I feel like most of us are here because it's just fascinating to watch. Victim Lynn is an adult, she's a real person, not just some weird parody.

 

[Xenomorph]

Since AL is on younow she has to again bring up the haters. Apparently "so many people" will DM her on instagram and tell her they were "haters" because they had something personal going on in their lives. Which I find hard to believe, personally. I don't want to lump everyone together, or speak for anyone but I feel like most of us are here because it's just fascinating to watch. Victim Lynn is an adult, she's a real person, not just some weird parody.

I'll take "Shit That Never Happened" for 500, Alex.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Yeah ok planetoid you're getting to the point where you can't even jump to a conclusion

 

[NemmaSis]

My favorite line from her broadcast: "I took Sharla to target because she's never been."

Translated, this means sharla was driving her around and AL said, "Target is literally bae, drive an hour out of the way so you can see for yourself. Don't expect me to pitch in for gas money, gotta save up for ma chokers 'nd Pepsi max."

 

[Xenomorph]

My favorite line from her broadcast: "I took Sharla to target because she's never been."

Translated, this means sharla was driving her around and AL said, "Target is literally bae, drive an hour out of the way so you can see for yourself. Don't expect me to pitch in for gas money, gotta save up for ma chokers 'nd Pepsi max."

Instead of gas money she probably pays for their meals so she can eat what she wants and has a ride there. Target isn't what she wants, it's Cheesecake Factory.

 

[Barbarella]

I'll bet she also makes them go through a FF drive-thru every trip. She has to get something to tide her over until the next 5k calorie meal, why not a quick burger at Mcdonalds? I had a fatty friend who was always going through drive-thrus and cramming stuff in her mouth before she got home so hubby wouldn't see.

It's hilarious how AL thinks people have something sad going on in their personal lives that causes them to hate her. Happy people can't have come across this 500 pound hoarder/victim/slangster/moocher and watched in disbelief and maybe commented that she needs help?

Sorry, Amberlynn, I think your haters are the happy, functional people in life. It's your fans who support you as you eat yourself to death who have the problems.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'll bet she also makes them go through a FF drive-thru every trip. She has to get something to tide her over until the next 5k calorie meal, why not a quick burger at Mcdonalds? I had a fatty friend who was always going through drive-thrus and cramming stuff in her mouth before she got home so hubby wouldn't see.

It's hilarious how AL thinks people have something sad going on in their personal lives that causes them to hate her. Happy people can't have come across this 500 pound hoarder/victim/slangster/moocher and watched in disbelief and maybe commented that she needs help?

Sorry, Amberlynn, I think your haters are the happy, functional people in life. It's your fans who support you as you eat yourself to death who have the problems.

Totaly agree, it's this whole "Slay gurrrrl" "Do more mukbangs fuck the haters" "Live how you wanna live" people that need mental help. You are supporting a person eating themselves to death for your amusement that if someone tells her not to do that or offers up a way to better her life they attack that person for shaming AL. They dont want AL to stop eating, they want her to get so big shes bed bound which honestly shes almost there.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

Whomever called giving the cat to Destiny being the "hardest thing she has had to do" is the winner. She's on YouNow and briefly guested Dana.

DAMN I missed the tea

Let me guess: no one brought up Amberlynn's constant shade toward Dana in her previous livestreams, and they were getting along like an obese house on fire.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Yeah ok planetoid you're getting to the point where you can't even jump to a conclusion

Bitch IS the moon.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Lmao, the whale's attempt to look sexy. It just looks like she's fantasizing over her next meal: