Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

So will the footage putt nick in the lolcow of the year again?

It'll make Nick the greatest lolcow of all time

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It's crazy that Nick's doing this while in the middle of a lawsuit that was caused by exactly this kind of behavior that he's losing and has already cost him 6 figures and his 2nd house

Maybe Nick's offended that Kurt isn't as skilled at getting kids intoxicated as he is

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If anything this chat only bolsters my point in that it's another example of his using that exact phrase to deceive, increasing the likelihood that he also used that phrase to deceive in the case of the stop light story.

Seems like there's some slippage here. This seems to boil down to "Assume Nick Rekieta is lying. That means Nick Rekieta is lying." Sure, he lies a lot, but he's also a moron. You have no evidence in either case that Nick is lying instead of just being a drug-addled fool who can't keep track of time.

Last year when Nick was still seeing April with her living in his second home he didn't really go to much lengths to keep it a secret, even though he did deny it. She went on Zoom from his house with the Joker painting in the background.

Normal honest people do not consider "the other day" to be 3+ months. An honest person would have said "I haven't talked to CGoody in a while."

Are you including people who were in the middle drug and alcohol binge because they are about to be drug tested for the next 5 years in that? And we've seen what happens when he falls out with someone. He plays the victim, saying stuff like "They're mad at me for some reason. I wish I could talk to them and sort whatever it is out." We saw this with multiple people he fell out with, Drexel, others. This is where the "shower call" shit came from.

Is there somebody he fell out with where he was demonstrably lying about still talking to them? Serious question.

Obviously if Nick knew CGoody hadn't been around to talk to for 3+ months he wouldn't have said "the other day" was the last time he spoke to him. However, there's no reason to assume that he is reflexively lying for no obvious benefit to him.

What's going on here is that some people don't want this story to be true (even though a falling out with April arc would be funny) for some reason because they're convinced (or want to convince others) that Nick is still secretly seeing April. That's the bottom line.

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Well, Kurt did do that (at least the pizza casserole, I don't remember anything about cocktails), but I think it was just a Melton-style "joke".

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Do not worry, my brother in autism. [Archive]

Thanks fren
I was using Archive.is

 

[dustnight]

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This retarded nigger going to get himself another lawsuit before the end of the year for sure at this rate.

 

[Necrosan]

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Have we reached Xaniberries mode yet? How retarded do your decisions need to be to go from self-destructive to outright suicidal?

Plus, even if it was true, it opens up new problems, like why wait until now to say it.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

It'll make Nick the greatest lolcow of all time

It's crazy that Nick's doing this while in the middle of a lawsuit that was caused by exactly this kind of behavior that he's losing and has already cost him 6 figures and his 2nd house

Maybe Nick's offended that Kurt isn't as skilled at getting kids intoxicated as he is

Well, Balldos own favourite was 10 times the cutoff at her heyday of being baby Scarface. As we have come to expect from our 2 time LOTY champ, nothing to litigious or retarded is spared coming out of his mouth.

As always with Cuckieta it's pure projection. Nick's being shat all over on his X. What a failfag

 

[Captain Manning]

If anyone still needed proof of Rekieta's complete lack of Broad Affect here it is. CGoody dies, the circumstances would trigger in anyone sane some kind of self reflection, but in Rekieta's diseased mind: nothing.

And people that are still loyal to Nick, who also considered themselves good friends with CGoody, should actually make a note of what happened here.

Spoiler: They probably won't.

What's going on here is that some people don't want this story to be true (even though a falling out with April arc would be funny) for some reason because they're convinced (or want to convince others) that Nick is still secretly seeing April. That's the bottom line.

Show me the credible evidence that they are splitsville, and I will believe it. I have consistently said, for many months now, that them breaking up would be the funniest outcome, and how I would want this to end. You can go back through my old posts, if you want. I even said, at several points, it would be hilarious if it were a probation term (AFAIK, it is not).

I don't believe it... yet... because I have no reason to. Moody, Wil, and Nick are not credible people. Sorry.

 

[dustnight]

Why is his nose always red. What he do sniff his pills again?

>he doesn't know

 

[Chazzed Up]

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Light him up, Kurt. Come on. Be a hero. Women love heroes.

 

[Meat Target]

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[Niggernerd]

>he doesn't know

Hohoho i'm inevitable Rudolphkieta

 

[Strix454]

Seems like there's some slippage here. This seems to boil down to "Assume Nick Rekieta is lying.

Given Nick's track record over the past several years, one would have to be an utter fool to take anything he says at face value. Especially about April and his relationship with April.

Your theory that we should believe whatever Nick says because Nick is a "moron" is beyond questionable.,

ast year when Nick was still seeing April with her living in his second home he didn't really go to much lengths to keep it a secret, even though he did deny it.

So Nick lies about April and where she is living......and because he was such a bad liar then we should absolutely trust whatever story he tells now?

 

[Lemondale]

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Is this projection?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Man, when the bodycam is released, he's gonna have the largest chimp out so far. Think of all the chimp outs he's had so far and that was for innocuous shit. We're gonna see his fagginess towards the cops, the state of his house, him, Kayla, april and his kids. There are gonna be new jokes and memes that are gonna haunt him. part of his parole is he has to show steady employment, right? So he has to stream and can't go into hiding again right? So Copestream that'll turn into a cokestream. Edit: oh shit, didn't Nick's daughter go up to one of the cops and ask for clean clothes? That's gonna be real fucked,sad and rage inducing.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

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2:22:40

And here's a recording!

 

[Father Balldo]

Uhhh, yeah, that's pretty weak, I think.

My interpretation of what happened there is that Nick didn't want people to know he was on the outs with his once strongest soldier. Enough to where he either didn't notice or care when CGoody died.

Normal honest people do not consider "the other day" to be 3+ months. An honest person would have said "I haven't talked to CGoody in a while."

How about Nick is just a damn liar? Why can't we go with that?

This is another instance of autistic people in this thread making a mountain of a mole hill and fixating on something that is ultimately meaningless. Time flies, especially when you are busy dealing with court and driving the kids around every day, one day blends into another and eventually months pass by. OK that was a jab at Nick but seriously, you've never had months go by and shit you've done prior to that seemed like days ago? Shit, there are things that happened a year ago that "seem like yesterday" to me. Do you remember when Rackets was first arrested? That doesn't feel as long ago as it actually has been.

Furthermore he could be remembering January as the last time he saw her as in, actually saw/communicated with her, and then the flipping off incident was after that but he registers it as "her boyfriend flipped me off" I don't mean to Noseguard, it's very hard to give Nick the benefit of the doubt after all, but I feel some things are so ambiguous and unimportant that it could go either way.

I guess I mostly take umbrage with your statement that "Normal honest people do not consider "the other day" to be 3+ months." Because this happens to myself and quite a number of other people a lot, life comes at you fast, bro, and time is relative.

"And then one day you find / Ten years have got behind you / No one told you when to run / You missed the starting gun." - Floyd

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

"And then one day you find / Ten years have got behind you / No one told you when to run / You missed the starting gun." - Floyd

Like... George?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Man, when the bodycam is released, he's gonna have the largest chimp out so far. Think of all the chimp outs he's had so far and that was for innocuous shit. We're gonna see his fagginess towards the cops, the state of his house, him, Kayla, april and his kids. There are gonna be new jokes and memes that are gonna haunt him. part of his parole is he has to show steady employment, right? So he has to stream and can't go into hiding again right? So Copestream that'll turn into a cokestream. Edit: oh shit, didn't Nick's daughter go up to one of the cops and ask for clean clothes? That's gonna be real fucked,sad and rage inducing.

He can see the net closing. Nick carefully curates his behaviour online to appear as in control as possible. What is he like behind closed doors and unaware? That will be very interesting.

 

[Captain Manning]

OK that was a jab at Nick but seriously, you've never had months go by and shit you've done prior to that seemed like days ago? Shit, there are things that happened a year ago that "seem like yesterday" to me. Do you remember when Rackets was first arrested? That doesn't feel as long ago as it actually has been.

We're actually coming up on the one year anniversary, and I would concede the point that it doesn't feel that long.

That said, I also do not perceive it happening "the other day." I have noted the passage of some time since then. Many months, in fact.

 

[daffodils]

CRASHOUT TUESDAY FEAT Rekieta Law & Cecil Says​

- 1h7m: What happened after the cokestream: he and April accidentally did huge lines of ketamine; he got some quack to prescribe him a round of ketamine therapy guided by a therapist last year.
-1h10m: community service; his county sucks, pretty much all manual labor; Nick thinks he would be much better at hosting an AA group; he's very good with interpersonal communication
-1h16m: schedule talking again: 11PM isn't the best for him; Unbreaded will come back
- trialstream whinging: everybody doing it alone, no big panels anymore, the magic is gone; some of these guys are just fucking boring and not funny, they should just go on someone else's stream instead; they want the money but they aren't gonna get it
- If a media company hired Nick to trialstream, they'd have to pay him $700/h
- 1h24m: Nick's problem was really poor work/life balance
- sentencing "changed [his] whole demeanor over night", because now he can talk
- 1h40m: sleep schedule; now that he is "working" he can't sleep, because his brain is too busy
- Hackamania/Aaron: He ate my cum, yadda, yadda, yadda,...; Nick didn't have a choice, because someone made things public
- Aaron is flailing to get attention, that's why Nick "typically" doesn't talk about him
- Aaron's body is like a pile of jelly
- Nick psychoanalyses Aaron; he doesn't even know he's lying because his mind twists reality so much
- Nick tried to help him be cool: "We need to work on your sexiness"
- Aaron is trying to make the polycule sound cheap and gross, which it definitely wasn't
- "These are just people trying to live, it wasn't supposed to be public"
- Aaron is looking for a huge fight, but Nick isn't going to give him one: "I'm just going back to my show"
- Aaron has talked about Nick every single day for a year, Nick hasn't really talked about him at all
- Nick talks to anybody; in Vegas some guy came and yelled at him and he just asked him if he wanna talk
- Gothic Sushi: Nick and Kayla were "certainly not" trying to fuck her
- 2h12m: Nick is once again "working on building a team" to put out a book. It's non-fiction. It will have wide appeal, "something you can imagine on a shelf at Target or Walmart". He's already found a researcher.
- Getting arrested was actually good because it forced him to take a break from work.