Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

I literally cannot think of a worse person to host an AA than a faggot who insists he doesn't have a problem, still thinks getting absolutely wasted is fun and that it doesn't affect your life in anyway.

Not to mention that this fucker is huffing nitrous. Many groups read a statement at the beginning of meetings to the effect of “If you’ve consumed any mood- or mind-altering substance in the past 24 hours, please refrain from raising your hand to share and speak to someone after the meeting.”

Plus groups typically have a time limit on shares, maxing out at five minutes and no double dipping (unless it’s a seriously empty meeting and they waive that policy in such circumstances). Given the chance Nick would never STFU and would 100% seethe when told his time is up and another person is called on to speak.

Nick would also be a complete sexual predator and pursue the “13th Step” with gusto. He would absolutely go to meetings solely to cruise for dick.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Maybe Nick could help a retarded man with his needs for his community service. Maybe even one whom is suing someone he really hates.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick is so fucking stupid it really boggles the mind. Tell us again how smart you are, dummy.

I´d say Nick is not capable of organizing a bum rape in the barracks but that would be a lie; he is plenty capable of setting up bum rapes. Quite an enthusiast.

 

[Father Balldo]

maybe he could use his community service hours to help cops understand what they are ordering at Denny's!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I´d say Nick is not capable of organizing a bum rape in the barracks but that would be a lie; he is plenty capable of setting up bum rapes. Quite an enthusiast.

Nick could organize it but the entire thing would be late and over-budget, with thousands wasted on retarded shit like handmade silk condoms, artisanal ball gags and organic Wagyu lube imported from Japan.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Nick is such a stereotype of an addict who won't engage with AA that you couldn't write him into a movie; It would look ham-handed:

In fact I found a list of lies that addicts tell themselves. Shall we take a look?

Spoiler: Lies Nick Tells Himself

1. “I don’t have an addiction.”: Yup. Nick isn't an addict. He's just a guy who uses a lot of drugs and alcohol.
2. “I can’t live without substance XYZ.”: This would be more self-awareness than Nick has.
3. “I can stop anytime I want to.”: "When the government tells you to stop, you just do! that's it! It's so EASY."
4. “It’s not that much.”: It's not a laptop full like Aaron said. It's a small amount, more like a pingpong ball of cocaine.
5. “I only use it occasionally.”: He admits to extensive use.
6. “I’m not as bad as [insert name].”: I'm not as bad as Aaron, who is also a coward for not using more.
7. “I just like the feeling.”: It's FUN.
8. “It hasn’t changed me at all.”: I haven't changed! You guys just projected somebody else on me. Also, everyone in the town where I live also failed to notice that I was always an oversharing degenerate.
9. “I’m not hurting anyone.”: My wife, kids, and community don't count.
10. “I can still do what I’ve always done.”: Yup.
11. “That DUI wasn’t my fault.”: It was Aaron's fault that the police were involved. It's the government's fault for objecting to me using cocaine around my kids. It's the church's fault for noticing that my kids were unfed and stinky.
12. “I don’t drink in the morning, so I’m not an alcoholic.”: He drinks whenever.
13. “I only drink [wine/beer/whatever], so I can’t be an alcoholic.”: He drinks/smokes whatever.
14. “I’m still employed, so my drug use isn’t so bad.”: Ha. Nope.
15. “The kids don’t know what’s going on, so it’s okay.”: Or they only knew because of the state. Otherwise they had no idea that there was extensive cocaine use and a whole extra couple in our house.
16. “These are prescription medications, so it’s okay to take more of them.”: Or use them other than as prescribed.
17. “I only drink or use on the weekends, so I can’t be an addict.”: Nope.
18. “I’m under a lot of stress — it’s okay to kick back with this stuff and relax.”: Driving my kids around is VERY stressful. You just don't understand.
19. “Hey, my drinking or substance abuse doesn’t affect anyone else but me.”: For example, it doesn't affect the child who tested positive for cocaine.
20. “I don’t care about the long-term consequences of this stuff. I just need to get through the day.”: Not nick.

So by my count we have a score of 14/20.

 

[AltisticRight]

"Missus" is the colloquialism for "Mrs."

Or it was Miss sus a/k/a MANdy.

Alright grandma, calm down. Nick isn't going to fuck you.

Wake up, make coffee, go to work and laugh at other lolcows when bored, more coffee and cook dinner.
>Would there even be a fruit farm if they weren't dwelling on your every syllable
idk ms
But if you ate more fruit and vegetables instead of hamburgers and takeaway, you'll be less fat.

Out of all his valid points, this freak picks some innocuous detail.
That's after throwing a bitchfit at us picking apart his unusual use of terms.

he's very good with interpersonal communication

lol

- trialstream whinging: everybody doing it alone, no big panels anymore, the magic is gone; some of these guys are just fucking boring and not funny, they should just go on someone else's stream instead; they want the money but they aren't gonna get it

Translation: no one provides actual legal analysis and commentary for me while I collect all the superchats like a rent-seeking psychotic hook-nosed... bridge troll.

- Aaron has talked about Nick every single day for a year, Nick hasn't really talked about him at all

A year? That's cute.

Spoiler: what do you mean

Qover's implosion has been less than one year right?
23rd of May was when skelly, fleshlight and Our Wife got arrested. It's the 14th now, so yeah. Less than a year.
Turns out he's technically incorrect.

Also, he attended some gay meetup with a bunch of other grown-ups to look at half-naked photos of Aaron Imholte. Was there ever a Skellycon arranged for people to look at his Discord lewds?
When you attend a real life event to look at some boring nobodies' crusty bod, you're a faggot and you have no rights to call anyone obsessed.

- Getting arrested was actually good because it forced him to take a break from work.

That's like a homeless person sayin g getting arrested was good because he now has food and shelter.
Except one is coping and the other is right.

 

[newuser131]

- If a media company hired Nick to trialstream, they'd have to pay him $700/h

if you watch is solo karen reed trial, or even clips, you know that rekieta has no talent in front of the camera. the only reason he was successful with rittenhouse or the deep/heard trials is because they were ensemble cast of lawyers. its like ethan ralph taking sole credit for the boulder steam when it was the zidan, keem, and the others on stream breaking jarbo down.

- Aaron is looking for a huge fight, but Nick isn't going to give him one: "I'm just going back to my show"

says the man who constantly zeets about his ex-lover.

- 2h12m: Nick is once again "working on building a team" to put out a book. It's non-fiction. It will have wide appeal, "something you can imagine on a shelf at Target or Walmart". He's already found a researcher.

delusions of grandeur

 

[Folgers Can]

Somehow I get this hunch that Nick's circadian rhythms just aren't cut out for trial streaming. Everyone say a prayer for Karen Read's perfect health today, lest he again have cancelled court as a convenient excuse for the guaranteed no-show following his most staggering gradual descent into madness in recent memory throughout last night's nonce chat, spanning almost five hours through 4:37 A.M. his time:



Okay, now I really, really, really want that bullshit stop light story to end up being true, just to see what luck these still-competing suitors have in vying for April's affection to this very day:



Challenge accepted, cuck!

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

The idea that leading an AA meeting is “community service” is hilarious. First of all because “the only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking.” Nick has no such desire and is only a dry drunk because he’s been ordered not to drink by a judge. (That’s assuming he’s not drinking, which I don’t take for granted except for the sake of this argument.)

More to the point, there is absolutely zero outstanding need or demand for some asshole who doesn’t even identify as an addict to take over meetings. It’s not even fucking allowed to have an outsider run meetings. AA is 100% run by members.

AA is extremely decentralized in that anyone can start a new AA group and each group decides their own schedules and rules (eg whether pets are welcome at meetings, if there’s a minimum sobriety requirement for service positions, etc.). Groups are such that if the volunteer chairperson doesn’t show up for some reason, literally anybody else in the room can run the meeting — it’s not rocket surgery.

Not to mention this nigger lives in perhaps the most oversaturated region for AA in the country. NY and LA are major hubs for obvious reasons, but that part of Minnesota has so many rehabs and recovered addicts that meetings are everywhere.

Nick is so fucking stupid it really boggles the mind. Tell us again how smart you are, dummy.

Another week of Nick Rugieta-run AA...
"Well that's the hour finished... I guess he's running late again... I think next week I'll join a different AA group, this guy can't even show up to his own group."
At least they'd never have to actually listen to his "wisdom".

 

[Sneed Force One]

Somehow I get this hunch that Nick's circadian rhythms just aren't cut out for trial streaming. Everyone say a prayer for Karen Read's perfect health today, lest he again have cancelled court as a convenient excuse for the guaranteed no-show following his most staggering gradual descent into madness in recent memory in last night's nonce chat, spanning almost five hours through 4:37 A.M his time:

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Very good work, Nick buddy, why are you up til FOUR FUCKING AM yelling at Melton about your exboyfriend!


So the story changes from "the bullet never existed" to "April and I had the bullet".

Nick pretending he can fish April back from the mystery boyfriend.

I wonder how much his legal wife's indictment and prosecution damaged his brain? -0.5%?

Totally not scared of MNPublicRecords, totally not freaking out about Null picking up data from Spicer.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

No shit Nick, we could not tell...

Totally not scared of MNPublicRecords, totally not freaking out about Null picking up data from Spicer.

Watching Nick on stream tells you exactly how not-scared he is. He needs to load up on drugs because he is a fucking wreck and scared out of his mind.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Where did MNPR have said they are going to release anything prior to pedomania?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Polycules are ALWAYS cheap and gross.

And in the case of the Qover, the State of Minnesota recently ruled that one of its members is worth a mere fifty dollars.
Cheap and gross, indeed.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Where did MNPR have said they are going to release anything prior to pedomania?

Nobody did, Sean and Aaron claimed there were another 70 pages that could be dropped by MNPR though.
If that was just a gayop to trigger Nick, or if there is some reason for a delay (redaction or a check if the release is legal with a lawyer perhaps?) nobody knows for sure.

A lot of people have been hoping for more documents to drop while Nick streams or during HackaAaronmania.
No date was given for the drop, Nick is just pretending he got a W.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Where did MNPR have said they are going to release anything prior to pedomania?

Nick's usual disingenuous retardation. He pretends Kiwifarms is some kind of gestalt entity. If we wish MNPublicRecords data to drop info, it must happen.

No Nick, we have no control over their actions. We can only have our fingers crossed for what we perceive to be major events.

 

[PrestonHolt]

If that was just a gayop to trigger Nick

Soo it was a succesfull one since he's still seething about it. Damn, Nick is so easy to gay op.


Edit. Have either of those 2 (sean or josh) told that they know who MNPR is? That would be quite retarded to admit and make the circle of possible people smaller.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Soo it was a succesfull one since he's still seething about it. Damn, Nick is so easy to gay op.

Nick's Wins these days come in the form of "not more damaging court documents being published".

Way to go Daddy Balldo!

 

[datura_binge]

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Oh dear....
Link
Archive?
Trying to archive but just says loading consistently. How long does that usually take when phone faggin?

Where the fuck did this come from? What was he thinking posting something like that?

Is there a word for why a person would try to look cool by constantly talking about drugs etc on public social media even when literally on probation for the same shit? It's gotta be a mental illness. He doesn't even realize none of this makes him look impressive it just makes him look pathetic.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Where did MNPR have said they are going to release anything prior to pedomania?

I don't think they ever did.
It became known (from Sean and Aaron) that there was something in the pipeline, and people naturally assumed that Hackamania would be the ideal time to do a drop to fuck with Nick.