Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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I'd rather be in a society that's full of anorexics and cutters that listen to MCR
I'm surprised there ARE emo troons, that's like being double suicidal.
They're mostly pooners, and they act basically exactly the same as losers like them did in 2003 except they're weaker and fatter now. Emos past middle school were always weirdos or poor. You had to be scene, duh.
Im surprised the farms is sleeping on it, its like an autistic supernova.
It's probably because most of the inhabitants of fake MySpace are minors and most people here don't want to deal with that. I personally don't think zoomer cows are funny because a lot of them don't mind negative attention and start acting even worse and fake sperg outs in order to get more. It takes all the sport out of it.
 
They're mostly pooners, and they act basically exactly the same as losers like them did in 2003 except they're weaker and fatter now. Emos past middle school were always weirdos or poor. You had to be scene, duh.

It's probably because most of the inhabitants of fake MySpace are minors and most people here don't want to deal with that. I personally don't think zoomer cows are funny because a lot of them don't mind negative attention and start acting even worse and fake sperg outs in order to get more. It takes all the sport out of it.
I always see really young zoomers obsess over the "scene" look and stupid texting quirks but moralfag over "edgy" humor. Do you know what subculture you're representing at all? lmao so funny to see
 
Also general pooner L for the most curated least male desk imaginable
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Not only is there no ashtray or knife, the drink is also in a fucking cup.
I always see really young zoomers obsess over the "scene" look and stupid texting quirks but moralfag over "edgy" humor. Do you know what subculture you're representing at all? lmao so funny to see
It's literally the subculture that made everyone bored of dead baby jokes.
 
Trannies: “Uh, actually, bigot, men who date transwomen are straight. They’re interested in women, cis and trans. No gay man is interested in Blaire White, lol!”

Reality:
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In fact, just to drive the point home… go to any escort website (archive), and you’ll find plenty of these “totally straight dudes” discussing how much they love cock. This isn’t trannies posting their Ls, but it’s chasers (who are statistically more likely to be autogynephiles than average men) posting something that is definitely an L for trannies. So, you know, thread tax.
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You go through another couple of pages (archive), and you find even more gay shit…
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So when someone like 6’ft something Contra Points says:
Why [is it] not [straight for a man to be into dicks]? [This man does] look like a woman, and I know that you know that gay men are not attracted to these tits.
Source and archive. Emphasis my own.
He’s a bald-faced, bald-ing liar. Liking tits doesn’t make a man straight when he also sucks dick. Never let trannies gaslight you into thinking differently.
 
They're mostly pooners, and they act basically exactly the same as losers like them did in 2003 except they're weaker and fatter now. Emos past middle school were always weirdos or poor. You had to be scene, duh.

It's probably because most of the inhabitants of fake MySpace are minors and most people here don't want to deal with that. I personally don't think zoomer cows are funny because a lot of them don't mind negative attention and start acting even worse and fake sperg outs in order to get more. It takes all the sport out of it.
Lol, theres more than a few grown up cows like clawedbeauty101 who im writing an expose on and brandon brootal who has been documented already. People in their 20s are doing it and OG millennial emos are getting back in the game too. Even 1st gen myspace influencers like kiki kannibal are coming back to get money and fame out of it again.
 
Lol, theres more than a few grown up cows like clawedbeauty101 who im writing an expose on and brandon brootal who has been documented already. People in their 20s are doing it and OG millennial emos are getting back in the game too. Even 1st gen myspace influencers like kiki kannibal are coming back to get money and fame out of it again.
I don't know what was worse for emo, this or those shitty 2010s stomp clap hey bands like "mom jeans". It's a hard call!
 
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Need a massage? I mean a real therapeutic one, no sex worker euphemism here
Pfft, no one would give a fuck about a pooner massuese... Massuer? Whichever.
The HRT will make her lil hands stronger, and she is no threat, unlike the 6'7 figure that slinks in after some nervous lady has requested a female therapist, and starts getting a little too low on that lower back.

Also you'd assume massage people are pretty in touch with their bodies so she'd hopefully be on top of sorting out the grosser effects of the substance on her system before they become issues for her or anyone else (various stink and atrophy etc)

You see a pooner massage therapist you think harmless girl who has over-thought her way into this warped alternative bullshit.
Male Troon version you are deeply creed out by their creature warped by perversion who probably dedicated their entire life to this soully as a way to touch women.
 
A tranny has female friends that even includes him on girlsnights. He is, of course, not happy.
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being friends with cis women who think of you and treat you as a girl is great until you’re at a girls night and they keep addressing just each other when talking about periods and utis

idk like I get it and I do think they just view me as a girl who doesn’t get those things and it would be weird if they were to ask me but it also doesn’t feel great to just sit there through it

at least I get to flex that I know at lot more about this stuff than men do but still it kinda sucks

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So the real problem is that the entire night doesn’t revolve around him.
Thread tax: Another crossdressing moron finds himself in the dog house when his wife refuses to entertain his delusions of trandeur. I never tire of these posts, they're like reverse trans widows!
Hilarious. “I’m not cucking you, but I want you to know that I’m actively trying to.”
 
I’m a registered massage therapist and I’ve been working for 2 years. I identified as enby until about a year ago, now trans masc. I’m not out at work(a spa) or with my in-home clients, everyone assumes I’m a cis woman and I just don’t correct them. I’ve started making changes at work like not being booked when a client requests a female RMT. I’ve started hrt 2 weeks ago and I’m absolutely thrilled. I have always had concerns about what transitioning in this field might look like but it stresses me out a lot so I have a hard time giving it thought. Well tonight there was an instance that might have outed me to my coworkers. It had to do with a client requesting a female RMT and the appointment not going to me even though I was next on the queue for bookings. This just happened and that treatment is still going on so idk if any conversations are going to happen. I’m hoping she’s lets it go, she was upset that she had to work later when I should have gotten the booking. This forces me to actually think about things now though. I don’t know how my in-home clients are going to respond when my appearance starts changing from the T. I’m assuming they will stop booking if they have an issue with it. I also assume that at the spa I will get backlash from some coworkers because that is what I’ve heard has happened to a trans woman who used to work here years ago. If any of you guys are RMTs, especially if you transitioned during your career, I would super appreciate hearing your stories and advice. There are just so many unknowns and it feels like it’s starting to get real now.

TLDR: I’m a massage therapist who was closeted and working for 2 years, just started transitioning, and I’m worried about discrimination. If you are an RMT what did/does your career look like?
Well, I'm glad that she started to think about the possible consequences of medical transition two weeks after she started it. Seriously, do these people even have the ability to think forward and anticipate possible implications for certain actions? They always seem surprised when the obvious happens.

Again we are treated to the duality of trans people. They claim they are the other sex (well, the other "gender", but they keep conflating the two so it's practically the same. Some of them also flat out claim they are the other sex), they want to be treated like the other sex. When it suits them. It doesn't suit her that she is not being booked when a client requestsfemale RMT, though, so now it's bad and a discrimination. I bet she thinks she is entitled to men's bathrooms, though, because she is a man.

Make up your mind, dood. Are you a man or a woman. If you are a man, all rules, treatments, etc. that apply to men, apply to you too. You can't have it both ways. Sorry.

Pfft, no one would give a fuck about a pooner massuese... Massuer? Whichever.
The HRT will make her lil hands stronger, and she is no threat, unlike the 6'7 figure that slinks in after some nervous lady has requested a female therapist, and starts getting a little too low on that lower back.
I care, actually. But not because I think of her as a man. Pooners take testosterone, and often they take it in the form of gel. The gel can basically get everywhere they touch. Small amounts of course, but to a woman even this small amount could cause some trouble (acne and more body and facial hair). Having someone like this rub my body for 50 minutes or so? No thank you. I also have no intention to ask the pooner if she uses gel or takes shots, she probably will find this question inappropriate and I don't trust her answer anyway, she could be lying.

There is also the fact that some pooners, after being on T for a while, do actually look like men. So I wouldn't want such pooner because I am not comfortable with a male masseuse/massage therapist, unless they tell me that's actually a female... and then I don't want her because of the above.
 
Trans nationalism. And I don't mean nationalists who happen to be trans.
Apparently it's a thing. :lit:

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The time has come. Once again, liberal democracies are failing us and using us as scapegoats for the previous and future economic downturns posed by the post-pandemic world. This is not fearmongering, but rather, an observation that has been made repeatedly since Trump's election and every time the British government decides to kick us while we are down.

Do not fret, however. In times like these it is us, the victims of tyranny, who will see one of, if not many, our finest hours.

We make up "only" 1% of the population. That makes us 80 million strong! We are a people who transect race, gender, religion, country, language, physicality, ideology, etc. We are a culture older than any nation, a people who predate and shall exist after the human race. Our people are too good to be relegated to bring murdered in bathrooms, hunted on the internet, and oppressed by global governments.

I understand many of us wish to see our transness as nothing interesting. We wish to simply exist as ordinary. But the powers that be are forcing our hands, to admit we are completely and positively EXTRAORDINARY! If we are to defend our way of life, we must come together and reject the cisnormative regimes which seek to tear us down.

But how is it we harness the trans power which we so obviously hold? This is not an easy question, and I cannot provide a solid "theory of everything". But I can utilize the resources given to me and suggest a simple, humble beginning: connection! What separates, say, a Bolivian, or a Tajik, or a Czech from any other people on the planet? When they wake up and head out the door for work, they see Bolivians, or Tajiks, or Czechs. When a transgender wakes up, they must greet their fellow transgenders.

I suggest the formation of vigilance cells comprised of at least 3 transgender individuals, to a maximum of 10 total individuals, located within a singular 10 mile radius. Cells will be tasked in keeping tabs of each other and assisting each other in surviving this harsh reality. Link together with your brothers, sisters, and siblings to make sure they are vigilant, and keep them from the clutches of tyrannical government and the overwhelming force of... well... the universe. Furthermore, cells will connect with other cells to share ideas, resources, and information. Work together, play together, share food together, share advice together. The biggest enemy to our way of life is isolation. We are small neurons of a collective mind. Neurons are useless unless connected!

However, you may ask, where are these neurons to be connected? This I cannot say. Reddit is an open forum, and open place to speak your mind and inevitably get shot down by the moderators, or god forbid the admins. Perhaps a subreddit for this purpose, or a discord. I am not sure. This post is marked as "discussion" for a reason. We are a collective and thus maintaining our culture, our future, and the survival of the transgender people requires collective input. So... INPUT!
The last sentence in the rant:
... We are a collective and thus maintaining our culture, our future, and the survival of the transgender people requires collective input. So... INPUT!
 
Trans nationalism. And I don't mean nationalists who happen to be trans.
Apparently it's a thing. :lit:
I suggest the formation of vigilance cells comprised of at least 3 transgender individuals, to a maximum of 10 total individuals, located within a singular 10 mile radius. Cells will be tasked in keeping tabs of each other and assisting each other in surviving this harsh reality. Link together with your brothers, sisters, and siblings to make sure they are vigilant, and keep them from the clutches of tyrannical government and the overwhelming force of... well... the universe. Furthermore, cells will connect with other cells to share ideas, resources, and information. Work together, play together, share food together, share advice together. The biggest enemy to our way of life is isolation. We are small neurons of a collective mind. Neurons are useless unless connected!
A brand new tranch to blight the world. How many alpacas must suffer this time around?
 
So when someone like 6’ft something Contra Points says:
Source and archive. Emphasis my own.
He’s a bald-faced, bald-ing liar. Liking tits doesn’t make a man straight when he also sucks dick. Never let trannies gaslight you into thinking differently.
“Gay men are not into these tits”
What tits? Contrapoints doesn’t have tits. He uses those raw chicken cutlet looking breast forms.
 
But the powers that be are forcing our hands, to admit we are completely and positively EXTRAORDINARY! If we are to defend our way of life, we must come together and reject the cisnormative regimes which seek to tear us down.

But how is it we harness the trans power which we so obviously hold? This is not an easy question, and I cannot provide a solid "theory of everything"
Jesus Bob you're literally just a man in a dress it's not that deep mate
 
I propose they put the Despotism Republic of Troonistan into deepest Africa, where I’m sure they’ll have no troubles at all building up a nation-state from the ground-up with the resources found there and locals surely willing to help these oppressed souls out.
Disagree. After the "100 men vs 1 gorilla" meme made me look stuff up about gorillas, I am committed to keeping their mountain forest homes unspoiled. I wouldn't want troons anywhere near these majestic beasts. The gorillas deserve better.
 
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