God, I didn't know Tat had switched teams again. I'll give him credit for this, his worldview development has been fascinating, insane, and possibly one of a kind.
Slightly blackpilled South Park Libertarian > Slightly whitepilled Obama Democrat > Anti-sex, anti-porn second wave TERF radfem > Trumpsucking borderline 'rona denier > Anti-theist, anti-Semite, Asian white supremacist
I wouldn't even say he's grifting Current Thing the way a lot of artists do. I mean, he maintained TERF his views and got kicked off Patreon for it. And now? Christianity is on the rise in the west. Performatively or not, you decide, but a grifter wouldn't care. Yet he's denouncing it as a Jewish trick, not LARPing as a Tradcath Conquistador, Nick Fuentes style.
I really would love to see a shrink diagnose him. I'd also like to see the comic go back to the wacky adventures of a bunch of misfits instead of constant politisperging. Both are about equally likely to happen.
At this point, I'm 100% here for the ride. Wherever Tats wants to go next, I'm excited to see how unexpected and batshit it is. I just have no idea. Will he go Muzzie, troon out as a 60 year old, become a japanese ultra-nationalist and war crimes denier, switch from TERF to misogynist, quadruple down on the nazi stuff and start ranting about SS flying saucers emerging from the Hollow Earth at the great polar portals, become a flat earther...hell, maybe he'll do something really unexpected and abandon political and social issues and get really into sports. The stirring history of the Green Bay Packers acted out in melodramatic full-color comics by Slick and co., wouldn't that be something? I have no idea where he'll go from here, which makes this probably the most exciting webcomic going right now.
God, I didn't know Tat had switched teams again. I'll give him credit for this, his worldview development has been fascinating, insane, and possibly one of a kind.
I kind of disagree. His last arc is weirdly coherent with some basic problems typical of Tats' hysterical worldview: it always goes back to what lack of pussy does to a man.
The Prince killing himself to redeem e-thot Snow White isn't particularly novel for Tats: it's a man having to fight extreme porn addiction and his failings (symbolized by the Coomers) to rescue a woman ruined by Society (once it was personal issues in the romcom era of Sinfest, then it was The Patriarchy, then it's THE JOOOS) so he can have a happy ending. Of course Tats is now old and alone so the only ending this can have is death and regret because THE JOOOS have won and ruined his chance at a good happy life, but it's weirdly.... coherent with his themes.
I still kinda believe it's incredibly personal for him, a way to express years, decades of frustration, loneliness and schizo self-reflection. "I could have been happy if only the Jews didn't make all Modern Women to be e-Whores, I could have SAVED them". Tats always had the simp mentality, even now with his pagan Nazi larping. It has always been about pussy, it always will be.
Methinks, that's also why he doesn't particularly care about political coherency, being funny or having a market for his webcomic (let's be honest, who's left reading them bar the people in for the ride?). It's kind of Dave Sim-lite, a scream into the void through the only methods he knows.
Of course Tats is now old and alone so the only ending this can have is death and regret because THE JOOOS have won and ruined his chance at a good happy life, but it's weirdly.... coherent with his themes.
It all seems so bizarrely tryhard. So much so that it's more pathetic than Ellen is in a way because he's just publicly fetishizing his disabled wife, that quite literally cannot see what he posts of her online
I need to Alog, sorry but unless I see a marriage certificate and a 6 hour video of the wedding in a shitty favela I'm calling this guy a degenerate living in a goon cave somewhere in the rust belt.
In a sane world the question, "Hey, do you think my girl is hot?" should be the ultimate shit test for you to get out of wherever you are. You have just been marked to be robbed or beaten so leg it as fast as you can.
What are the two possible answers to this question?
"Yes" - "Oh, so you like my girl? You want to bang her? I knew you were eyeing her up the moment I saw you come through that door. Guys! Help me teach this fucking creep some respect!"
"No" - "you think she's ugly? Are you calling my girlfirend ugly? A fucking monster? I'm teaching you some manners!"
"I'm gay" - "You're a fucking faggot? Is that it? You want to bend me over? I'll fist your fucking face
So on and so forth but since we are living in the open sewer that is the web 4.0 I'll try to give him the benefit of the doubt.
First why his posts are as beliveable as a wooden nickel:
"Look at my totally hot wife" - That's what all indians post on facebook so him doing, "I have a super hot wife that I want to share with the world" is suspicious as hell.
TheDarkID made an asian mercenary sidekick girlfriend that grew up with 5 brothers and will kick your ass and a daughter that died of aidscancer. This coomer made a big booty brazillian wife that is totally ok with her being a sex symbol for degenerates and creeps online. Anyone that overshares like this is just another kid with a totally real canadian girlfriend.
The very specific details of her blindness. My guess is that it really is a fetish for him to have a crippled woman as a spouse. Thank god it was not a mentally handicapped one, I guess that would be too much even for reddit. But blindness sounds like a tomboy fetishization, "oh woe is me, I'm blind, I'll never find a man that loves me", "fear not m'lady, you're my one and only"......"also I want you to band other dudes".
Brazil has very...outdated views on western style "love is love" degeneracy. Oh sure, you can bang trannies, faggots and shove a horse dildo up your ass but if I catch you, I can string you by your balls and be rewarded for it. No one will go around saying, "I'm a cuck and I'm proud!", especially since they are not practicing any online opsec.
As to why this could happen?
It's 2025 and you imagine the worst of a person then it's probably true. Remember the 60 year old canadian that decided to identify as a 5 year old girl? and a family that adopted him? It made the news how progressive leafland was in 2015. Turns out that the kids were later taken away by CPS because the adopted """"""""girl""""""" was fucking with the parents.
So if these are a couple of libertines then I'm already going for the nuclear option. If this guy has a spouse then webcomics are the slippery slope until she starts selling nudes online. "Come all, come all! See the blind, blonde bombshell be cucked live in Rio!".
That's my only argument why this guy could be telling the truth but all my instincts are telling me he is just another coomer but with a latina-cuck fetish instead of a furry one.
I want to murder (in minecraft) that fucking autist. The panneling, the lines in those comics are some of the most atrocious I've seen in my life. I physically cannot tell what the hell is going on in half of the panels. Those things make me physically ill, I need to look at them for a solid minute to understand where their arms, legs and tail is located. This is some horrible character design and just because the colors look pretty doesn't mean a thing when the figures are impossible to distinguish.
I have the same problem with VizziePop's characters, if I look at the screen I can't tell what the fuck I'm looking at. It's an amalgamation of limbs, arms, legs and saturated pastels. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE at first glance to tell what you're looking at. The screen is cluttered with things, the composition of the scene is just like a single mom's appartment (minus the pitbull and mocha mistake) and the backgrounds melt with the characters in front.
There was a 4chan post about a Brazilian surgeon who was fired for sticking his dick in the mouths of unconscious patients. One brazilanon mentioned that there’s a saying there which translates to “the drunk man’s asshole has no owner”. Must be an interesting place.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another round of GUESS THAT POKEMON!
Let's start off with an easy one. Which Pokemon is this?
...it's a Rowlet!
Really, it was just drawn a bit more realistically and given some makeup. It looks horrifying, as these designs tend to, but you can probably tell what it is from a glance. Really not that bad design-wise, just creepy-looking.
Next up... idk, some weird rabbit?
...this is a Popplio!
Somehow!
I had to do a double-take to make sure I was looking at the same species. This is one of the more recognizable ones, by the way. Things are only going to get worse from here on out.
Their evolutions do not get better.
Also, the Dartrix is named Gylfie. I don't know why. I keep reading it as GILFie, which is not helping matters. All of the names in this comic are about that level of terrible, lol.
With the freebies out of the way, I'm sure this one will be at least a bit harder to guess. Take a stab at assuming which species this creature belongs to...
...that it's a vullaby, somehow.
I guess the author was trying to do something without the skull diaper, given that this character is supposed to be at least 40 years old and the "team mom", but it completely fails and I had no fucking idea what this thing was when it first showed up.
God knows why the author gave it a tail, last I checked vulture tails are pretty short and vullabies don't have tails at all. I honestly think this is a nice enough design, but it looks nothing like a vullaby.
(Also, I'm sorry for making you look at a vullaby.)
Next up...
It's a Mankey, again.
What is it with drawing members of the Mankey line so poorly in these comics? Seriously, it's like 50/50 as to whether an author will draw it normally (a very simple feat, may I add) or like some completely unrecognizable feline. I blame furries.
Now for some real head-scratchers. If you thought the others were bad, you haven't seen shit yet.
For our first challenge, there's this... thing:
a Fomantis.
If you know the series, I'm guessing you could guess that from the color palette... but I wouldn't blame you for still being stumped. Wtf was the author even going for with this, it's a fucking plant monster not some weird satyr.
Then, some kangaroo-looking thing:
Hm, I wonder what this could be?
...it's an Eevee!
But, if you can believe it, this specific Eevee gets so much worse later on. You'll see him again in a few questions, just you wait.
Another challenge! Let's face it head-on. What in the world could this thing be?
...it's a Xurkitree!
Yet another cool design that is really not a damned Pokémon. I'd totally train this thing, though. I love those eyes and the way its head opens up.
Next up, a double whammy! These two are nothing like their base forms. If you recognize the setting, you might be able to discern what these are...
...an Alolan Marowak and a Salazzle.
The Alolan Marowak is cool (if completely inaccurate), but the Salazzle is laughable. The entire sequence treats it like this giant roaring dragon instead of the sex salamander that it actually is. It's kind of hard to take seriously since the author didn't even bother to retool the canon lingerie pattern. Hell, she actually put more emphasis on the thing's crotch. Then again, the author can't draw Salandits either, so I shouldn't be surprised.
Anyways, this is beginning to drag on a bit long. I'm going to rapid-fire this stuff with a lightning round. Let's start!
This guy!
Lapras!
Not the hardest guess, and not the starkest change, but this is lightning round! Difficulty is in the air now! Go go go!
This one!
Fucking Gyarados!
No, I'm not kidding you, that's a Gyarados! Something something artistic liberty something something, but this is just a knockoff Zym and everyone who's seen The Dragon Prince knows it.
I know that sounds like a strange assumption, but the author's also done this before with King from The Owl House. Look at the skull shape, the claws, and the collar. It might be a stretch, but a shiny Cubone (which the green thing is intended to be) doesn't really look like how she draws it so I'm struggling to think of an alternate reason to twist its anatomy so much. Maybe she just really hates potbellies. I don't think it's too far-fetched to think that she's just ripping designs from stuff she likes and throwing it into her comic.
Then again, I suppose King might have been based off of a Cubone himself... but that's just as unsubstantiated, isn't it?
Anyways, I'd honestly be more surprised if she wasn't, and these design similarities were just a complete coincidence.
Now, the magnum opus. The peak. The absolute PINNACLE of stupid fucking fan creations that look nothing like the original form...
...a SYLVEON!
Yes, you heard me right, that's a SYLVEON! Tranny favorite and overdesigned cat-fox extraordinaire, SYLVEON!
This complete travesty of both character design and general creativity is the entire reason that I started posting bad designs here, and it is the perfect example of why straying too far from canon when making fanfiction is a bad idea. Nobody on earth would have guessed that this thing was a Sylveon, nor would they have guessed that his previous stage (aforementioned a little earlier in this very post) was an Eevee, without that being clarified by the author herself. Its silhouette is incomprehensibly generic, its colors are a travesty, nothing about this thing's anatomy works and it looks absolutely nothing like a SYLVEON.
Tolerant farmers who have made it this far, it simply does not get worse than this. Not now, not ever.
This is how the author draws a Pichu, btw.
Insert lazy furry body type meme here.
Anyways, I can't stand any more of this comic. I'll have to leave this round of Guess That Pokémon off here. I do hope you've enjoyed it, despite the length, and I'll probably be back with more of this some other time... much, much later.
BONUS: an unrelated design from the same designer as the rest of these. Can you guess which Pokemon this is supposed to be?
It's a Leafeon!
Yes, really! It has leaves on it and beige coloring, so it must be obvious. Clearly.
Fucking lmao man, this is so dumb. I hope you've enjoyed it, at least, and were able to laugh along a bit with me. I've got no shortage of this shit to go around, so you'll probably see more of it sometime later.
I bet you'll never get these. I've chosen an especially special Nuzlocke comic for this round: Penumbra, a Pokémon Moon Nuzlocke!
Now, if you're a creepy stalker of mine and remember a post I made in this thread nearly two years ago, you'll recall that I deemed Alolan (Sun/Moon/Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon) Nuzlockes to universally be some flavor of shit:
Alola is bad. All comics relating to Alola are made by literal children (or the aforementioned 30yo fetishist) who watched preschool shows into their double-digits and thought that was how storytelling worked. These comics usually make it sort of far due to the fact that the authors are so young, but they're never good and not worth reading.
And this still holds true! It's been two years, and this assessment still holds up!
Penumbra is absolutely dogwater, full of nothing but really shitty fanon and nonsensical edge, deserving of nothing but mockery after taking eight years to get a little bit more than halfway through the game (and only making the author's art worse in the process). The comic itself currently has... 110 pages, most of which are not in a long-form style. For comparison, What The Water Gave Me only took 2 and a half years to get up to 162 pages, all of which are in a much longer format than Penumbra's.
The author has explicitly stated that this comic began as a drawing exercise, which just makes the slow deterioration of her art all the worse, and she is currently going on 24 years old without having finished this thing.
But, to be fair to the artist, she didn't even make all of these "Pokémon" designs. Her friend from high school, rookruff, did.
Rook's art is fine, cutesy enough and definitely not as incompetent as Penumbra's author is, but none of her monster designs can really be described as Pokémon (they're so extremely different to the canon designs) and she really should just start separating her stuff from that franchise. It's not recognizable as the brand and trying to pass her stuff off as original would at least net her some more control over copyright.
Anyways, I'm gonna end this post on a more positive note. I found some genuine cringekino amongst the huge pile of shit that is the Pokémon tag on Comicfury, so I'm going to share it. Introducing: Basti's Pokemon Black 2 Nuzlocke!
This is some OLD-SCHOOL dogshit. Comic sans, fundamental misunderstanding of almost every single aspect of art in favor of very low-quality faux-anime, snarky and low-quality writing with constant spelling errors and nonexistent grammar, it's absolutely beautiful. This is the kind of stuff that I still read these utter slopfests for, and I miss them so so much. You'd think that this was being done by some teenager in his bedroom or a very inexperienced newbie, but no:
The Finnish man doing this is old enough to have a job, and has been drawing art for at least fourteen years straight. (Soon to be 15. For the temporally unaware out there: he made his first Deviation in Oct 2010.) with minimal improvement. His actual art pieces look better than this comic, thank god, but even those are a bit mercurial. (I originally thought that Fire Spirit was his first published Deviation, hence the inclusion of its publishing date, due to a site loading error. However, his actual first deviation is some basic, really shitty furry stuff from 2010. This post is spazzing out every time I try to add more images to it, so Fire Spirit's date will have to stay.)
There's even some genuinely good stuff in there:
But that usually gets drowned out by stuff like... well, this.
The guy's clearly got talent, but not much of it seems to have translated over to his comic work. The art has barely improved over the course of ten straight years of drawing, with this page (one of his most recent, published 9 years after the start of the comic, in 2023) still having very noticeable issues with basic facial structure and shading:
so I doubt he's going to be improving on that front any time soon. Also, yes, that is in fact a "they see me rolling / they hating" reference in 2023. Poor guy must be reaching his retirement years if he thinks that's still funny.
Either way, I genuinely enjoy this utter trainwreck. Everything about it is perfect and I love it to death. I wish more comics like it existed out there, and I would seriously recommend it if you need a laugh today. Thank you, strange Finnish man from one of Finland's two existing cities, for making it.
I can’t give too much commentary at the moment since I have to grab dinner, but I am Pokémon brained enough to actually discern some of them by color palette and such. I just think it’s a shame that so many of those designs are wasted on trying to be Pokémon, since stuff like the Primarina, Marowak, and Salazzle would be really cool in some original work. I’ve seen plenty of Wings of Fire fanartists go on to make original dragon media, and now I’m starting to wish that other Pokémon fans would do the same with monster/monster tamer media.
Vaguely related: I'm actually a little bit excited for the Creature Collector fest starting tomorrow. It'll probably have a decent amount of new announcements, and those announcements could actually bring something cool and new to the table. Maybe. Finally. After years and years of unmitigated slop.
Funny how nobody mentioned Ranfren's Puppychan-esque art regression in this thread. The art style was never a stellar one, but the old style it had still had more charm and polish to it than the literal MS Paint scribbles the creator shits out nowadays.
Page from around 2015, from the prologue (it wasn't as good as in 2019-21, but these are the beginnings, so it's just to show the timeline):
The tard that drew this is turning 35 btw. (Taken from Pixeljoint account)
To be fair, the art degradation might have been caused from the creator, Captain Howdie, being cancelled in 2022 for doing the heinous crime of making his/her character say "nigga" in an old deleted comic and making 4chan-esque jokes in the early 2010s, and thus wanting to be "unproblematic and safe" nowadays. That, or jap pandering considering most of the fans nowadays are moon rune people.
My only exposure to Ranfren was from this literal retarded coomer woman who liked to commission art of the dead-eyed catboys groping each other. I am led to believe this is what the entire readership is like. Just what is the appeal of this comic??
My only exposure to Ranfren was from this literal retarded coomer woman who liked to commission art of the dead-eyed catboys groping each other. I am led to believe this is what the entire readership is like. Just what is the appeal of this comic??
To be fair, I liked it because of the Addams Family-esque setting and the possibly undead protagonist's shenanigans, complete with other surreal stuff happening. I also like some of the designs, such as Randal himself and his uncanny older brother named Luther. And even those started to become more watered down as of late, like the art style.
Also can confirm that the online Western (and Russian as well) fan base is mostly filled either with AO3 horror show tier retards like one you mentioned, or BotnetTok/Shitter kiddies that "don't support Howdie btw!!!" and complain about "proship". Luckily I've met some sane fans of this comic, some of which are on this site, and there likely are sane casual readers that don't join the wider fandom.
So I assumed it was going to end with the Prince getting Snow White to become a trad wife and repent her ways, but I guess he's going with a 'Once a hoe, always a hoe' thing and the lesson is to never bother trying to save them.
Did his wife do OF? Or, considering he's possibly 52, does he have a daughter who's in that life now?
Okay, guess I was wrong. Or at least my first impression was right and I was wrong that Tat was going in a different direction. I guess love will conquer all. I could just wait a few more days before making these comments, but I believe if you want the whole story to be judged in its entirety, you should present the whole thing for the audience.
My first solution to your query was 'maybe he's talking about Alfie and InCase's other abominations because he has a uniquely ugly style'. But those have lines in them. Then I remembered that I don't associate your description with the styles of comics, just casual art, so my brain fetched up two different alien species that 'UwU' types both like to draw, that are both the same kind of animalistic biped as yinglets. You're talking about protogens or avali?
My first solution to your query was 'maybe he's talking about Alfie and InCase's other abominations because he has a uniquely ugly style'. But those have lines in them. Then I remembered that I don't associate your description with the styles of comics, just casual art, so my brain fetched up two different alien species that 'UwU' types both like to draw, that are both the same kind of animalistic biped as yinglets. You're talking about protogens or avali?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you quite possibly the shittiest, most TDS deranged ‘political cartoonist’ extant, Marian Kamensky. Mr. Kamensky is notable for his brutally unsubtle metaphors, complete lack of wit and insight, an almost total reliance on strawmanning, and themes rarely rising above “these people are ugly and stupid”.
Achievement unlocked: masterful metaphor.
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to appreciate Rick and Morty Kamensky.
I also like that he’s boldly blazing a new path in fart humor, which must be a first for a Jewish humorist.
The Hollywood wildfires: clearly Musk and Trump are to blame for these fires that started almost two weeks before Trump’s 2025 inauguration. Or maybe this fucktard just can’t draw Gavin Newsome, I dunno.
Funnily enough, although he hates Trump, Musk, America, China, Russia, Putin, Vance, the Catholic Church, Palestinians and more, he fucking LOVES Israel, Ukraine and Zelenskyy. It’s very strange that someone so opposed to nationalism seems to be so strongly in favor of it but only under the right circumstances.
Top: a brave man fights against oppression at the hands of brutal invaders.
Bottom: a filthy coward is aided in his terrorism by a UN that keeps his human shields from starving so they can be bombed or shot instead.
Much like Pizzacake, most of Kamensky’s cartoons are so perfectly targeted at the 75IQ libtard cohort that some retard will post them to /pol/ with “facts” or “this” and nothing more in the OP. They then sit back as most of the thread fills up with “what the fuck is this shit’, “mods, delete this fucking spam” and ‘hilarious’ /b/ tier shitposting.
Most interestingly, he shares at least one other trait with Pizzacake: an inexplicable skyrocketing of popularity. Approximately six weeks ago I took a screenshot of his page on the ‘cartoon movement’ website.
You may note that after posting 5,830 cartoons over seven years and one month, he had accumulated a massive 4,391 likes:
Revisiting his page today, we are now at 5,959 cartoons over seven years and three months, and a staggering 182,830 likes. Surely this is all his hard work paying off!
Around 175,000 likes in a couple of weeks is a remarkable achievement.
We’ll just ignore that he only went from 73 comments to 85 in that same period.
Anyway, I’d like to invite those of you that enjoy political cartooning’s equivalent to fulminating rectal cancer to slide on over to his Cartoon Movement page and give him a ‘like’. God knows he could do with a few more from actual humans!
