Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Schizoid Wife]

she could also just have lied about her age

You can't just do that in the US. They will check, and often scan your ID if there's even a shadow of a doubt that you're under, say... 40. She 100% did not pay for it herself.

 

[Tread Miller]

she could also just have lied about her age

Not beating the brapzillian allegations here

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Not beating the brapzillian allegations here

I wouldn't know either way, nobody in my family drinks

 

[Shine-369]

Is that where she was "partying" back in the early days of the thread?

I wonder if she even went to a party at all . Zooey seems to stretch the truth a lot. I don’t doubt she walked by a party going on while she was drunk , but being an actual party goer doesn’t seem like Zooey.

 

[Pure Autism]

Her vegan take on a snickerdoodle:

That looks fucking distressing.
However that little monster energy tab to the side is an excellent artistic choice. It elevates the dish by a letter grade.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I wonder if she even went to a party at all . Zooey seems to stretch the truth a lot. I don’t doubt she walked by a party going on while she was drunk , but being an actual party goer doesn’t seem like Zooey.
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We have a picture of that

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I wonder if she even went to a party at all . Zooey seems to stretch the truth a lot. I don’t doubt she walked by a party going on while she was drunk , but being an actual party goer doesn’t seem like Zooey.
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If Tiffany went to a party it was as that weird girl that nobody knew or liked who stood off in the corner not interacting with anyone. We re-tell stories with added substance to make ourselves something more palatable or make it up out of whole cloth.
Hyperautistic girl with 0 social skills up in da club till 4 am with deafening music and the bass up so high that it is liquifying your organs as someone who doesn't like most sensations?
Yeah I'm pressing my X to doubt on this one.

We have a picture of that
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Well shut my mouth.

ETA: Many clubs have youth nights on occasion. That's possible, but so is everything else. I lean more towards Tiffany not being able to outsmart people, though.

 

[CuntessMaximus]

You can't just do that in the US. They will check, and often scan your ID if there's even a shadow of a doubt that you're under, say... 40. She 100% did not pay for it herself

Depending on the type of establishment she went to, she could have snuck in. She also could have used another girls ID who was of age. Not every place scans the IDs, some just manually check them.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

She also could have used another girls ID who was of age.

She lives alone and didn't have any friends back then, so there's no chance that that ever happened. At least not often enough for her to drink alcohol almost daily

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

She lives alone and didn't have any friends back then, so there's no chance that that ever happened. At least not often enough for her to drink alcohol almost daily

She's not good enough at theft to not get caught. She can't even manage fruit you can hide on your person.
She didn't know anyone willing to deal with her.
Process of elimination means that leaves a certain enabler....

 

[CuntessMaximus]

She lives alone and didn't have any friends back then, so there's no chance that that ever happened. At least not often enough for her to drink alcohol almost daily

I stand corrected then. I only occasionally look through this thread and it moves quickly so it’s hard to keep up with certain info. I just figured if she was going out to clubs or whatever she might have found someone who let her use their ID.

 

[Shine-369]

We have a picture of that
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I can just imagine her having one too many drinks and screeching “COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKERS” at unsuspecting people at the club.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I can just imagine her having one too many drinks and screeching “COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKERS” at unsuspecting people at the club.

Let's ask her
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffany, tell us about your party days
I know you're playing shy and coy right now because people found embarrassing stuff, but we aren't gonna hurt you
C'mere lil fella

 

[CuntessMaximus]

“COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKERS”

More like: “CPME AY ME MITHWRFUKERS”

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I REMEMBER WHY TIFFANY REMINDS ME OF GTA 4!
She is fascinated by knives and fire setting and it was always itching the back of my brain why that made me think of GTA 4

DAAAMN YOU ESTELL! YOU WAS RIGHT!

 

[CuntessMaximus]

fire setting

This bish is a pyro too? Toddlers shouldn’t play with knives….or fire for that matter. She needs a tard wrangler/RBT/BCBA stat.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This bish is a pyro too? Toddlers shouldn’t play with knives….or fire for that matter. She needs a tard wrangler/RBT/BCBA stat.

Somewhere in the last 100 pages we discussed the psychology of WHY she is a low IQ pyro, and to show us she ISN'T a low IQ pyro, she set things on fire and posted the pictures here.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This bish is a pyro too?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

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Loving the broom (that she totally has not stuck inside of her) in the background, really ties this lunacy all together.

 

[CuntessMaximus]

Damn. I’m surprised she even has a razor to burn. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it probably wasn’t getting much use anyway.