Which lolcow are you lowkey kinda jealous of?

[Justice Tony]

For me it would have to be Josh Block and Bossmanjack. To be clear, I would not trade my life with them but there are parts of their life that I am jealous of. For Block, it's his relative financial stability despite doing literally nothing of value. Like I wish that I could just sit on my ass and nonetheless be able to drink like a fish and go to Europe. For Bossmanjack it's how he is able to talk to his dad. I have to be way more on guard with my dad despite not being a gambling addicted crackhead. So what about you guys?

 

[Skitarii]

Trump, elon, kanye, schwab, soros, any billionaire really.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Trump, elon, kanye, schwab, soros, any billionaire really.

basically this
money isnt the only problem in the world but its a big one and the one im sure not gonna miss in my life since it takes 9 hours (10 with travel) a day to resolve.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Chris Chan. Imagine being an actual Goddess and having a hot Finnish girlfriend.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Trump, elon, kanye, schwab, soros, any billionaire really.

But you have to live in their current body.

 

[Rubber Little Lady]

But you have to live in their current body.

And the downside is?

 

[Johnathan Readit]

Does Wayne Lambright count? I know he had some notoriety other places years ago. I'd pick him, it's hot here and I heard he just got an air conditioner.

 

[We Are The Witches]

And the downside is?

You seriously want to be trapped in Soros' body?

 

[peachlover669]

You seriously want to be trapped in Soros' body?

I mean he clearly has some jewish magic to keep it animated so yeah

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The rich ones.

 

[Staticness]

You seriously want to be trapped in Soros' body?

Sounds like something you might want to take up, if only so you're taller. If you're taller, the breeding stops.

 

[Pee Cola]

Fedsmoker (RIP). He was his own boss. He spent his days freewheeling his way all over the country, spreading joy and hunting down baby rapers. That level of freedom must feel incredibly liberating.

 

[Althalus]

And the downside is?

Trump is 80 years old and fat, Elon allegedly has a nonfunctioning micropenis due to a botched implant, Kanye actually has an ok body but he's black and his teeth are fucked, Schwab is 80-something and fat, Soros is 90-something, fat, and Jewish.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

imagine not having a fantastic relationship with your parents

 

[Rubber Little Lady]

You seriously want to be trapped in Soros' body?

He's got a total GILF bod.

 

[Mayfly]

I am jealous of Keemstar because I wish I was a millionaire who also gets to be the villain. I could literally tell girls to sit on my keemcock and they might actually do it.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

The rich ones.

 

[Towoman]

that josh moon guy since im quite the dedicated feeder myself and his harem is pretty impressive

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

Terry Davis all the way. Dude didn't give a fuck and would spend all day programming his own OS in his own language while calling people niggers online. I could do the same thing but the difference is that all the code would suck because I'm retarded and I would spend a disproportionate amount of time on the nigger part so the thing would probably never even get finished.

Not jealous of the schizo debuff though!

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Look... it's just cosmically unfair that KingCobraJFS gets to be a sexy goth badboy and I never will. I wasn't genetically blessed like he was, and frankly it makes me blind with fury.

For once in my life... could the universe throw me a bog hag? I can't just use dark wizard powers like him...