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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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HackerX said:
The decision to have a therapy session with Jesse really goes to show how desperate Ralph was/is for human interaction on any level. To think someone associated with da sektur, which Ralph is king, wouldn't record the conversation is laughable. Ralph knew the call would likely get released, but the risk was worth temporarily having a shoulder to cry one.

There was a point in time where Ralph was incapable of letting anything go unless he saw an opportunity to leverage one blood enemy to attack another blood enemy. Now he's xeeting about fingerblasting dude's buttholes or something after publicly embarrassing him, IDK.
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Counterpoint: I listened to the call 2-3 times (boredom) and I don’t disagree, however:

The other reason Ralph was so willing to have a 3-1/2hr long call with Jesse “Finga Gunz” P-S, was because Ralph was so excited about the “bombshell info” he had about Matthew + Ariana Vickers that he was compelled to tell Jesse about it. That’s why when Jesse went onto the Killstream the day after the call was recorded (not the day after the recording was released), at the beginning of Jesse’s appearance they hinted at Ralph telling Jesse some “sensitive info” that Jesse was not going to disclose publicly. Which deftly got segued into Jesse reminding Ralph of all the thumb-and-butt-stuff-talk.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Hes hungover

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“need to get rid of this cough”? He wasn’t coughing yesterday on his stream, was he? It’s pathetic the excuses he comes up with to deny that he was drunk and xannied out. “Ah wuz jus tired/having a bad reaction to mah legally prescribed meds/sick with a cough’ etc. etc.
 
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Tldr he's still fucked up and is mad he got caught with vomit on his shirt.
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I don't think he is aware of that, nobody showed the clip on twitter yet, and last hours of the stream are not included in the VOD on Rumble.

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Dave must be bored or desperate if he's willing to waste a couple hours talking to a man who believes in nothing before an audience of 30 people who already probably believe things more extreme than him. Maybe his hearts just not in it anymore. I have no idea why anyone who genuinely holds these beliefs and wants to spread them would hitch them to Ethan fucking Ralph. You'd be a million times more successful just publishing your own videos. It's not like Ralph is on Youtube or offers any platform closer to the mainstream than David already has. Aside from Ralph getting made fun of in clips that make it to Youtube.
 
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The last time I remember David Duke being on the Killstream he rambled about his diet and workout routine and then wondered off. It was utterly bizarre because I had a teacher in High School that used him as his prime example of what a demagogue was. Then there he was, talking with Ralph of all people and giving him and Gator advice that neither of them would take to heart.
 
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So he’s just gonna ignore that whole Ralphamania 2 thing that never happened and is not going to happen, like it never happened at all? His big Return to Colombia next month, the hooker he was gonna ‘fly into Merida,’ his good buddy Hunter the Teen Porn King of Colombia, all that, never to be spoken of again? Sucks to be a piggy that turns everything it touches to shit, huh?
 
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Rofl. I must have missed that part because I don't think Null ever bothered to acknowledge his Gabe Hoffman hollerin', I really do what what drives his retarded brain processes. I know it's Ralph and you can barely touch the surface by describing him as a hypocrite, but isn't his numero uno complaint against the alog is making up stories das nawt treww? It's one thing to add some "flourish" to things that happened (like his banana sucking endeavors or him pissing on himself, even though both of those definitely happened), but it's another to just run with shit where there's no substance whatsoever. Maybe he's just hoping to accidentally stumble on something that turns out to be trewwww. Who knows.

Also, Ralph would 100000% sell out if anyone offered him that kind of money as a one time payment, much less monthly.
 
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