Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

Thank you for clarifying that Nick. For a second I thought you gave a reasonable response.
Converting fucked the resolution a bit, but I'd rather upload a 2MB video than a 120MB video for a 15sec clip.

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Nick sure doesn't seem too pleased with these superchatters making derogatory statements in his voice, likeness and image.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

So much dead air he feels the need to go on a tangent over something as mundane as "Internet just went out for a second but we're back."

 

[Strix454]

The "supertip.gg" domain name was registered and still appears to be owned by Melton's Pantswise Media.

If any "company" existed or had been sold, the domain name would almost certainly have changed hands.

If Melton had another business entity that owned "supertip", he would not have the domain under Pantswise Media.

Everything in the TOS, the contact information on the site and the domain name indicates its owned by him. Its his postal address. Its his phone number. Every notice on the site is written personally by Patrick Melton and credited as Patrick Melton.

 

[Niggernerd]

So Nick. Your telling us that you both tolerated and gave drugs to a "suspected rapist" inside your home where your wife and children lived? Is that right?

Why didn't you kick him out? Why did it take it until he volunteered to leave himself? Why didn't you call the police?

Hint: He was abusing his wife and children. Criminals do not have legal recourse.

It's the same guy who called a "pedophile" a friend until he didn't want to sweep up nicks child drugging.

 

[Maude Snew]

It's the same guy who called a "pedophile" a friend until he didn't want to sweep up nicks child drugging.

You have to be more specific I'm afraid he calls a lot of those friends still.

 

[Niggernerd]

You have to be more specific I'm afraid he calls a lot of those friends still.

Kurt. The actual pedos defend him like their life depends on it

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Damn, brother. I haven't sat through an entire stream for over a year now but that's fucking rough.
He literally has nothing of value to say at any point and he may as well just be restreaming this trial with a Chair React Cam.
Maybe he was never a practicing lawyer but two years ago he was adding some valuable insight to these streams and at the very least it wasn't 90% dead air. It takes him so long to convey a point that sounds like if you asked someone's blue collar dad to give their opinion on the case.
Fucking sad, man.

Also while I was writing this:
Chair React!

 

[Maude Snew]

Kurt. The actual pedos defend him like their life depends on it

Oh right, that's why you put it in quotes, I'm a bit slow right now, sorry.

 

[Niggernerd]

Oh right, that's why you put it in quotes, I'm a bit slow right now, sorry.

It's okay, having to read things nick says would do that to any normal person.

 

[Sloppa]

It's kinda rude to pass off those @John Andrews Stan edits as your own

JAS's edits now seem like American Apparel models compared to what Ralph/Nick/Kayla morphed into.


Like imagine future JAS trying to explain things to his past self:

"No more skinny and redder and bloated at the same time, covered in liver spots and open sores"

"look it's a troll, good trolls must be grounded in reality"

"Just trust me, now about Ralph: Five tits"

"Five? You're pulling my chain future self, fuck off, how does that even work"

"Well he sprouted two more tits then in 2024, but one of his normal tits kinda bifurcated and sprouted a second tit on top of itself"

"Look this is too silly, time travel has clearly driven you insane"

 

[Maraschino]

Been kinda slow on the front page this week. I wonder if Null is saving the next featured post for the bodycam.

Wonder if he'll release ASAP or debut/release on MATI.

Null mentioned on a previous MATI and became extra giddy, but the one-year anniversary of the Cokestream is May 23...which is on a Friday. That's my guess.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I can't believe Aaron raped Nick behind a Denny's. Reminds me of that joke about a cop.

 

[Niggernerd]

Lmao Imagine getting put into submission by Aaron with force. Another win for the Toepist.

 

[Sloppa]

I can't believe Aaron raped Nick behind a Denny's. Reminds me of that joke about a cop.

The "Aaron ate my goo" gambit sounds awfully like the "my daughter had cocaine metabolites found in urine on her hair" gambit from one year ago.

It's a bold strategy, I'll give him that.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I can't believe Aaron raped Nick behind a Denny's. Reminds me of that joke about a cop.

Don't want to tease too much but I've got some early pics from the bodycam.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is starting to look real rough again.
I'm continuing my unofficial PTSD diagnosis, because he's got that 1000 yard stare.

 

[AnOminous]

While swaying to music and having nervous ticks, Nick also finds the time to mald more on Twitter.
This time its about the farms again and how people mocked his "I like my wife" statement.

Somehow he's so autistic he doesn't realize if you want to say you love your wife, you just do. You don't wait until people point out you're talking like a sociopathic piece of shit.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Honestly feels like Kayla was the first girl who ever let Nick play hide the Balldo

I still suspect that Kayla got this whole thing rolling and Nick went completely insane with it, then fried his brain.

Both Nick and Kayla are adult children. Their fantasy life that people would kill for just wasn't enough. Maybe they both should have dated more when they were younger.

 

[Pentamidine]

I know he's sober today but when every time I check on the stream he sounds fucked up. I thought maybe he had snuck some nitrous when his stream went down, but that had been about 10 minutes prior. Then he left to get his sandwich and was back to normal once he got back. I think that a straight week of sleep deprivation is causing him some real trouble, he's barely able to stay awake. But then the trip to the kitchen gave him a second wind.

I know some people have been watching all day - is his behavior weird or is it just me? When I skip to earlier in the day he seems jittery but then this afternoon he's swaying and seems struggling to keep his eyes open.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Rare Vito W to bring him on.

Have to give it to Vito. Good job.

He still has to go into a woodchipper at his earliest convenience, though.