Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DemsBNutz]

We need to preserve nicks brain in a jar so future scientists can figure out what the fuck he's thinking.

Nah him and the nixon, obama and clinton heads, ( you decided which one) would argue for all Eternity about rape, dongs and deep throat... No thanks.. Unless he has a mute box installed day 1.

 

[Maude Snew]

This will be his new hill he dies on.

As the saying goes weird hill to die on but at least he'll be dead.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Nick has just enlightened his audience that using and AI-generated voice of someone and pictures of people without their consent is a protected 1st amendment activity, because it is parody.

This will be his new hill he dies on. His argument is as solid as the "watermark" argument about the video in his case.

I hope we get this as a clip, its hilariously dumb.

God Nick, you need to not tempt me. I've already been dabbling a lot with generative AI, and it has your retarded psych profile down pat. Would be a shame if that could be used to make first-amendment-protected parody.

 

[Swole McPole]

He'd never even get to them. He's never even going to get past 1.

I admit that I am powerless over my desire for Aaron Imholte and my life has become unmanagable.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Unless he has a mute box installed day 1.

Sounds like a short story. "I Have No Mouth and I Must Seethe"

 

[AnOminous]

Nick has just enlightened his audience that using and AI-generated voice of someone and pictures of people without their consent is a protected 1st amendment activity, because it is parody.

Just invoking "parody" like a magic word doesn't mean it legally is.

 

[Melty Butter]

Anyone check out YT TOS recently? All read out with the hard 'r', obv.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Aaron broke that buck.
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[Gobermental Supervisor]

While swaying to music and having nervous ticks, Nick also finds the time to mald more on Twitter.
This time its about the farms again and how people mocked his "I like my wife" statement.

"What I say is totally logical and if everyone does not get, then you are the retards. Checkmate KiwiFags!"


[Archive]

 

[Lurkin' 'n' Jerkin']

My guess as to what happened: Nick and Aaron were making love when Aaron accidentally knocked over Nick's coke mirror and spilled his coke everywhere. It was the most traumatic experience of Nick's life.

 

[AltisticRight]

>some couples love each other but lose track of liking each other
????????????????
wht he evn mean does this by

His brain is completely gelatinised.
It looks like Nicholas Rugieta' braincells are dropping faster than the flies that approaches April's fishy vulva.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

While swaying to music and having nervous ticks, Nick also finds the time to mald more on Twitter.
This time its about the farms again and how people mocked his "I like my wife" statement.

"What I say is totally logical and if everyone does not get, then you are the retards. Checkmate KiwiFags!"

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[Archive]

I've never once had to clarify that I don't fucking loathe my wife twice in the same paragraph.

 

[Strix454]

Nick Sez: "Some couples love each other but lose track of liking each other. The fact that this has to be explained is strange to me. It seems pretty obvious."

The problem Nick is that you left out the word that best describes that sort of relationship. Its known as "co-dependency". You should give that some thought the next time you hit yourself in the head trying to get sympathy from her or the next time you gaslight her to get what you want.

 

[Captain Manning]

We’re all just memeing that he’s talking about gay sex between him and Aaron, right?
He’s talking about Aaron and Kayla or Aaron and April?
Surely???

Who cares. The important thing is that Aaron raped somebody.

We know this is so because...

*Checks notes*

...Nick Rekieta implied it.

Nick Rekieta thread is now over. Everybody pile into the Aaron thread and start alogging the shit out of Aaron. Chop chop!

I've never once had to clarify that I don't fucking loathe my wife twice in the same paragraph.

That's because you're a nerd.

 

[Maude Snew]

My guess as to what happened: Nick and Aaron were making love when Aaron accidentally knocked over Nick's coke mirror and spilled his coke everywhere. It was the most traumatic experience of Nick's life.

Then his old teacher came to his house an stole the spilled cocaine plus his other Transformers toy.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

That's because you're a nerd.

It's because I spend 25 hours a day driving my fucking brats around that I never have the time to go home and berate my RUINED BODY WHORE OF A WIFE WHOSE NUDES ARE WORTH LESS THAN A BUCKET OF KFC.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

>some couples love each other but lose track of liking each other
????????????????
wht he evn mean does this by

His brain is completely gelatinised.
It looks like Nicholas Rugieta' braincells are dropping faster than the flies that approaches April's fishy vulva.

I assume in Nick's mind Love equals having sex.

 

[Chazzed Up]

>some couples love each other but lose track of liking each other
????????????????
wht he evn mean does this by

Lmao, let's ask the Nick Digital Oracle:



Too bad even the 'without physical violence' part is actually forfeit.

 

[Vibralldo]

"What I say is totally logical and if everyone does not get, then you are the retards. Checkmate KiwiFags!"

"No one forced me into anything! Aaron, on the other hand forced himself into me!"

 

[Pelican Bones]

The court isn't going to care if Nick is huffing whippets, making fun of people on stream, calling the judge names, any of the prior computer stuff. None of it. Nick will have to really fuck up before the PO or judge gives a damn. Multiple failed tests, DUI, etc.

If you're hoping some weird combination of dumb shit Nick does online will violate his probation then I have bad news for you.