Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Totally not scared of MNPublicRecords, totally not freaking out about Null picking up data from Spicer.

Why is Nick incessantly yelling and screaming in ALL CAPS like a fucking mental retard?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Why is Nick incessantly yelling and screaming in ALL CAPS like a fucking mental retard?

Apeless madman.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Because he is

a fucking mental retard

I have been listening to him for the past 15 minutes and he has NOTHING productive to say about the case. He is going through the text messages and lets his idiots send TTS garbage.

Just had a viewer say via TTS that Karen Read does ATM.

What a classy stream.

felted.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Aaron broke that buck.
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Nick might not be in jail, but he still got treated like a prison bitch. I bet Aaron Imholte fucked Nick Rekeita up the ass in front of his wife just so she could see what kind of a buck broken bitch her husband and father of five children is. That's why he huffs whippets and duster so he can forget having his manhood taken from him. But even if he huffs so much he turns himself into a literal retard who can't wipe his ass, he'll still remember being stretched out with diameter.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Why is Nick incessantly yelling and screaming in ALL CAPS like a fucking mental retard?

Needs Massa Melton's attention. You'd think he'd just directly message him. Clearly Fatrick thinks Nick isn't worth his time.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Would be really funny if the YouTube AI-detection system autoflagged Nick's channel and took it down without anyone having to do anything.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Why is Nick incessantly yelling and screaming in ALL CAPS like a fucking mental retard?

Its like he is on some sort of mind altering substance.

 

[Necrosan]

He's the DSP of Lawtube. Can't wait until he starts setting donation goals and seething when his audience doesn't meet them.

They both invoke the same feeling of "this guy is simultaneously talking too much and saying too little". It's uncanny how similar they sound.

 

[deeman]

I can't believe the state or his probation officer or someone can't do a little probing into his "narcolepsy" considering he is on ADHD meds AND Modafinil while on probation for cocaine use and he is still up at 2, 3 , 4, and 5 AM just schizo posting online.

How is it somebody with narcolepsy can manintain his driver's license? Perhaps is an American thing but over in Europe it's a big no no.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I know Nick is implying that Aaron became rapey, but because Nick is such a retard I am going to interpret his message that his sex with Aaron became less consensual because Nick started raping Aaron. Thus, Aaron left the polycule because Nick was becoming too rapey. Seek help, Nick.

 

[Vibralldo]

So the story changes from "the bullet never existed" to "April and I had the bullet".

Went from "I don't use cocaine" to "I use cocaine but I'm responsible, I keep it locked up in a safe at home and a travel safe when out" to "ok there was some loose cocaine on top of my fridge" to "ok, I was taking coke bullets with me"

Eventually he's gonna say "sure, I smeared cocaine all over my daughter's face, but there's no way that caused her to test positive!"

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Because Nick is a faggot and knows it's defamation. When he's pressed on what he's actually saying he backs out ala "I never said that".

if his dick worked maybe he wouldnt have to get off on lying constantly lol

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick might not be in jail, but he still got treated like a prison bitch. I bet Aaron Imholte fucked Nick Rekeita up the ass in front of his wife just so she could see what kind of a buck broken bitch her husband and father of five children is. That's why he huffs whippets and duster so he can forget having his manhood taken from him. But even if he huffs so much he turns himself into a literal retard who can't wipe his ass, he'll still remember being stretched out with diameter.

Like I said, Aaron's face is that of a man capable of intense psychosexual violence.

 

[Captain Manning]

The only thing Aaron ever raped was Nick's ego, and plenty of other people have done that too.

 

[break these cuffs]

I know Nick is implying that Aaron became rapey, but because Nick is such a retard I am going to interpret his message that his sex with Aaron became less consensual because Nick started raping Aaron. Thus, Aaron left the polycule because Nick was becoming too rapey. Seek help, Nick.

Aaron left the polycule because he got bored of raping Niq. Niq was getting extremely clingy.

 

[not william stenchever]

Aaron left the polycule because he got bored of raping Niq. Niq was getting extremely clingy.

"This is too easy"

 

[Sneed Force One]

Calling it now, cap my motherfucking post.

Nick's next schizophrenic cope that he's not a cuckold is because Aaron raped his wife. He will vaguepost to this, but will not directly say it.

Nevermind he was there the entire time, and had access to weapons, and could've called the cops for months, and bought eachother gifts and shared spouses.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Only a true lawyer who respects the law, the courts and all its officers, would allow his viewers to use the judge of the case he covers, for sexual TTS messages.
Eventually Bev will find out, and she will spank his dumb ass so hard he will have to do another 5000 hours of community service.

 

[Schpoots]

We need to preserve nicks brain in a jar so future scientists can figure out what the fuck he's thinking.

 

[Hraf]

I'm suprised that no one is talking about how Rekieta shared Aaron's "sexy pics" with Camelot towards the end of the stream.
Camelot even asks "Are you sure this isn't revenge porn".

Naw, just the same exact thing that the Rekieta's pressed charges for with Aaron

Will the value of an ANU finally be established? Based on how much he talks about this stuff, Nick really seems excited to get his ANUs pegged. You'd be forgiven for thinking that he's just jealous of or obsessed with Aaron's ANUs, but after losing it all -- his house, his career, his respect -- he only has Aaron's special ANUs left.