Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

Emily must be innocent because one Kiwifarmer made a mistake about Kirstin's age. Meanwhile can Emily explain why...

She said Kirstin died in Florida and not Michigan
She said she gave Grandpa the scissors but didn't see the body
She said she didn't even talk to Kirstin but Kirstin signed Emily's yearbook
Emily said she wasn't jealous of Kirstin
Emily asked Aunt Lisa if she was responsible for Kirstin's death
Emily said someone hacked her account to send Kirstin harassing emails
Emily said she was too short to hang Kirstin but also so tall she had to hunch down to walk in the basement
Emily said she couldn't have paid a hitman despite having thousands of dollars to spend on SecondLife Sims
 
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Emily Cassidy said:
https://gyazo.com/2c6929777526e2274b0a0be1b5b2b121

Caught lying in 4k. They don't realize Kirstin is a full grown woman with a child at the time.

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Stop if you haven't already.

Your story isn't even plausible. go deal with the liars who don't also know Kirstin's correct age apparently -.-
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One person who makes a mistake is not "they" you idiot. In the meantime, address the list of unanswered questions in the post above yours and then you can gloat. (Lol, no you can't. Killer.)
 
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She's trying to argue semantics and clerical errors like a shitty lawyer. All the evidence points to Emily. No matter how fucking stupid a person could possibly be, they would know that the person who they saw die in the basement of their home did not die in another state across the country just because some random obituary website error said so. No innocent person would text their aunt and ask if they were the killer. No innocent person would argue if the back door was more on the side of the house as opposed to the rear of the house. No innocent person would throw their grandfather under the bus and say he hacked her email to send death threats. No innocent person would lie about their height to claim they were physically too short to commit the crime. And most damning, no innocent person would have been investigated multiple times for murder in a suicide.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
She's trying to argue semantics and clerical errors like a shitty lawyer. All the evidence points to Emily. No matter how fucking stupid a person could possibly be, they would know that the person who they saw die in the basement of their home did not die in another state across the country just because some random obituary website error said so. No innocent person would text their aunt and ask if they were the killer. No innocent person would argue if the back door was more on the side of the house as opposed to the rear of the house. No innocent person would throw their grandfather under the bus and say he hacked her email to send death threats. No innocent person would lie about their height to claim they were physically too short to commit the crime. And most damning, no innocent person would have been investigated multiple times for murder in a suicide.
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No person would sock puppet as Kirstins mother and fabricate a conversation to claim Kirstins mother takes Emilys side in whatever stupid shit Emily is seething about.

Discord Round Up Time:
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Emily killed JFK confirmed.
 
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Man In A Dress said:
No person would sock puppet as Kirstins mother and fabricate a conversation to claim Kirstins mother takes Emilys side in whatever stupid shit Emily is seething about.

Discord Round Up Time:
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Emily killed JFK confirmed.
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More lies. Emily had to check no matter what because she didn't know if RFK was something with computers or some kind of sandwich. She is really trying to say that she was confused if Tess was talking about Bobby Kenney who died in 1968. Emily can't do simple arithmetic, she is not versed on 1960's American politics. Nobody is confusing Robert Kennedy Jr. with his father. It would be like talking about Bush and 9/11 and saying, "Um actually you should say George H.W. Bush because I was confused if you were talking about the then current president or his father."
 
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El Goblina said:
This is where you should take your own advice, Em. It's not too late to never come back here, to never mention lamby again, to just do your art in peace.
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Funny, I haven't read her "I just want peace" line in long time.
All of her art is drawn in reaction to us. If there isn't an unhinged rant over Lamby, there is some desperate claim of victory over her trolls. Or she insists she is an artist.
I don't think there was ever a time she tried to be creative without expressing some kind of hostility towards a group/individual. And it shows. She keeps doing the same thing. Same warped proportions, centaurs and sailor moons.
Ironically, she's most creative when she claimed she had various illnesses. She takes some kind of pride in having a "rare disease" that is her VCFS. Must have gotten her so much attention and pity from well meaning strangers when she was a child.
 
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Emily Cassidy said:
https://gyazo.com/2c6929777526e2274b0a0be1b5b2b121

Caught lying in 4k. They don't realize Kirstin is a full grown woman with a child at the time.

:|

Stop if you haven't already.

Your story isn't even plausible. go deal with the liars who don't also know Kirstin's correct age apparently -.-
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Cool so you murdered a mother. I dont know how that is winning. Do you undersdtand her age is irrelevant it's the fact that you murdered her and she is a mother?
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
She also gave titjobs in exchange for pizzas.
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She's going to say your error here is proof that Kiwifarms is wrong about everything.

She hooked up with some random stranger and gave him a footjob in exchange for pizza. This is when she was "experimenting" with being a sex worker. That's not even a joke.

Emily Cassidy said:
Masturbation never happened, Blow job never happened. Penetration never happened. We were both consenting adults and this qualifies as a Sexual Fetish, NOT sex. it was just shoe. Also, I stopped doing this work so why does it matter?
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
She's going to say your error here is proof that Kiwifarms is wrong about everything.

She hooked up with some random stranger and gave him a footjob in exchange for pizza. This is when she was "experimenting" with being a sex worker. That's not even a joke.
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The only thing more sickening than what you mentioned is the fact that someone actually wanted to do that shit with someone like her. I wonder if they knew she was a murderer, pedophile and art thief. I'm going to assume they didn't.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
She hooked up with some random stranger and gave him a footjob in exchange for pizza. This is when she was "experimenting" with being a sex worker. That's not even a joke.
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So she is able to work is what I'm taking away from this.
Proof that Emily is defrauding the government and leeching off taxpayers money.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
She's going to say your error here is proof that Kiwifarms is wrong about everything.

She hooked up with some random stranger and gave him a footjob in exchange for pizza. This is when she was "experimenting" with being a sex worker. That's not even a joke.
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I know she did that. That's why I think she could've done tit stuff too.
 
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