Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[oh no im late for school]

Crosspost from Kirsche thread:

Nick Rekieta... who totally does not read this thread, or watch Sean's content (which started the discussion)... has declared that despite Kirsche not liking him, he wants it known that he is not opposed to Kirsche in the troon war.



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Meanwhile, Kirsche fans in that thread, well aware of the "Rekieta curse," are horrified by the prospect of him being Team Kirsche now.

Funny enough, this was done around the same time Kirsche apparently managed to get three articles on Vice/Waypoint taken down. She sent them correspondence stating that the articles were defamatory in nature. It must have been convincing.

it's becoming apparent as time goes on and we see more and more frequent crossover of seemingly unrelated cow culture phenomena that we are barreling toward some form of singularity and frankly i find the prospect exciting. what on earth could happen next?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

we are barreling toward some a form of singularity

Some sort of dimensional merge?

 

[Hellion]

For someone that drives his kids constantly he hasn't had to at all for the past week and seems able to completely abandon that for the foreseeable future so he can stream again

Any chance he's not allowed to drive right now and he's hidden the fact because it's embarrassing? I remember Kayla was the one drove him to a hearing that time when we had Kiwi Cam, his car is in "storage", he doesn't seem to actually need to drive them anywhere when he's streaming.

Maybe Kayla / other family members are the ones actually driving the kids, and Nick to get tested, and Nick has obfuscated the fact?

Though I have a very memory of him trying to stream from a car at some point.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Rekieta Report:

Discounting yesterday, as it was a dud,

Nick is down 19.25% from Monday on Average Concurrent Viewers. Last Wednesday he had 2,138, today its 1,958, a loss of 8.41%.
The attention span of the audience is brutal over a week.
Peak Concurrent Viewership is also down by 3.47% from Monday, but up 8.75% from last Wednesday.

Edit:
An amusing point on declining viewership on Wednesdays.
Day 2 of the Karen Read Trial was Wed, Apr 23, Average viewership was 2,413.
Now on the Wed, May 14, exactly 3 weeks later, Average Viewership is now 1,498. Losing over 37.9% of the audience on a Wednesday.

 

[Strix454]

it's becoming apparent as time goes on and we see more and more frequent crossover of seemingly unrelated cow culture phenomena that we are barreling toward some form of singularity and frankly i find the prospect exciting. what on earth could happen next?

We all know whats going to happen. Its the convergence and the Battle of Jim's Driveway where null will fight a last stand to protect Jim Metokur. Ralph, Juju and Nick will all be there with many others. Coach Redpill will be there and reveal finally that he is still alive. Then the door to CWCville will open and Sonichu will walk our earth.

That is why null cannot set foot in Spicer himself and must send a representative. His presence alone so close to Jim might trigger the convergence.

 

[Vibralldo]

Some sort of dimensional merge?

The merge is on

 

[Melty Butter]

Any chance he's not allowed to drive right now and he's hidden the fact because it's embarrassing? I remember Kayla was the one drove him to a hearing that time when we had Kiwi Cam, his car is in "storage", he doesn't seem to actually need to drive them anywhere when he's streaming.

Maybe Kayla / other family members are the ones actually driving the kids, and Nick to get tested, and Nick has obfuscated the fact?

I don't think so. Last week he had to leave stream for around an hour to drive to get his travel voucher for Vegas. (He streamed from the car with terrible audio.) He said he had the van, and Kayla had the Navigator (one assumes for other stuff regarding the kids).

But I still don't understand how he can owe almost $539.00 while on probation, and has means. Congrats, Minnesota.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Aaron broke that buck.
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Holy shit Aaron raped Nick... oh well now we know they are gay.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Holy shit Aaron raped Nick... oh well now we know they are gay.

Do you think aaron made him eat goo?

 

[Oxyjen]

Do you think aaron made him eat goo?

Yes. That’s why he has goo derived PTSD.

 

[iheartjosh]

Holy shit Aaron raped Nick... oh well now we know they are gay.

Let's be fair that just means Nick was humiliated by being fucked in front of his wife and girlfriend against his will. He might still be straight.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He says tomorrow he'll be 30 days sober.

30 days from tomorrow is April 15. He was sentenced on April 18.

In other words he continued substance abuse up until a few days before sentencing such that this use wouldn't get flagged on his initial drug test as part of probation.

I think the most likely explanation for his sleep problems are Adderall related.

This has been his practice for at least 3 years. He described back in 2022 how he would take his Provigil well into the morning so it would kick in a couple hours later. He mentioned a story about how he forgot to take it one night and was passed out on the couch when the nanny arrived in the morning.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

In other words he continued substance abuse up until a few days before sentencing such that this use wouldn't get flagged on his initial drug test as part of probation.

If I'm high in my baseline drug test, then they can't bust me for being high all the time!

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

Moving on, Nick states a mere seven minutes after alleging abuse and "LESS CONSENSUAL" sex between Aaron and April that he only speaks to stories that are his and leave alone people who want to be private. Since Aaron/April's relationship is not Nick's story, it is clear that Nick somehow feels ownership of April and Aaron's relationship to this day or at the very least doesn't respect April.

The only time Nick might put respecting privacy into practice is when the subject of Kayla and Aaron's intimacy/sexual relationship comes up. Seems to be something of a sore spot for him...
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Can this faggot stop trying to have this "I'm just telling my story" bullshit as a deflection. Just say that you want to shit talk Aaron because he embarrassed you, your wife, and your fleshlight.

When it comes to talking about Aaron and April's relationship, Nick is quick to drop details about it even though, as Not Who You Think clearly points out, it's not Nick's "story" to tell.

I would legit have more respect for Nick if he at least came out and said, "I'll parade myself, Aaron, and April, but I'm going to completely leave Kayla out of this because she's my (our) wife and I've hurt her enough." But no, he'll never do that because then he would have to admit that he did something wrong, and for Nick, doing that would be as appealing as being voluntarily sober.

Also, when Nick brings up sex being "less consensual" between April and Aaron and then says it wasn't rape, that's just shyster lawyer faggotry. He knows full well what he wanted people to glean from that message, and then he could just deny it when someone tries to press him on it.

 

[HungryPug]

Nick can’t get an erection. Using my strong academic background I’m going to theorize Aaron massaged Nicks prostate with his baby toe until said goo was expressed. Nick later snowballed the goo into Aprils gash. Aaron should admit to this and recognize it as yet another win for the toe.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He knows full well what he wanted people to glean from that message, and then he could just deny it when someone tries to press him on it.

Unfortunately for Nick, the only thing people gleaned from his message was that Aaron raped him. Then everyone pointed and laughed at him, which is why God lets him stay on the planet.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I don't think so. Last week he had to leave stream for around an hour to drive to get his travel voucher for Vegas. (He streamed from the car with terrible audio.) He said he had the van, and Kayla had the Navigator (one assumes for other stuff regarding the kids).

But I still don't understand how he can owe almost $539.00 while on probation, and has means. Congrats, Minnesota.

License is still valid.

https://onlineservices.dps.mn.gov/EServices/?Link=CredentialStatus

Nick's DL # (from the citations): N674181529917
April's DL #(she renewed on 11/20/2024) : Z516298179912 She has "Firearms Safety Certificate" in notes.
Aaron's DL # (is Q for Qover?): Q197125600117

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Watching the Null vs. Ralph stream

At around 24:20 Null declares that Ralph has lost the bet and owes $5000

I think he got the footage, bros.

Awww Ralph misses Null. How cute.

 

[Dude Snakes]

So now its DV and Rape Allegations.
I guess Aaron will get that HRO now.

Nick is really begging for more legal trouble. Speedrunning life ruinations like he wants to beat Karl Jobst.

Nick is headed for his third lolcow of the year award, him admitting to being raped by Aaron is going to be hard to top.

 

[Schpoots]

You know who isn't hard to top? Nick. Because he was raped by Aaron.