Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potentially Criminal]

It was WHIPPET wednesday

Whippet = a racing dog that is smaller than a typical greyhound


Whippit = Nitrous tank

I think that a common alternate death theory is that John fucked someone’s wife while he and Karen were on the outs and they murdered him and dumped him outside and hastily blamed Karen, an outsider to their Mick drunk town. I think @Potentially Criminal kind of believes that.

I can see some sort of fight about Karen by Higgins and O'Keefe. Would have been very short, like one punch and JOK cracks his head and they panic and toss him outside (wouldn't be the first time for that kind of a story)

Also, JOK could have slipped and cracked his skull on the steps.....who knows? All I can say for sure, it wasn't Karen's Lexus.

I’m not seeing much to say Karen didn’t just accidentally back into the guy while turning after dropping him off (driving drunk and angry).

None of his injuries are consistent with getting run over by a car. He suffered a basal skull fracture and some raccoon eyes.

He's got some marks on his arm, but they're not life threatening.

Thank you for clarifying that Nick. For a second I thought you gave a reasonable response.
Converting fucked the resolution a bit, but I'd rather upload a 2MB video than a 120MB video for a 15sec clip.

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I thought Supertips were all about having a joke and a smoke. What happened, Nick? Why aren't you laughing?

iT's jUsT pArOdY

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

so the idea that he would also bake self-deprecation into basic-bitch PR 101 tactics like a limited hangout isn't a huge reach, especially when content like his January 7th diary post about "decoy" and "batch denial" PR tactics would suggest that he is somewhat well-read in that field.

He thinks he knows PR. He screeched that he should have run Vic Mignogna's and Kyle Rittenhouse's social media during their fiascos because APOLOGISING IS GHEY!

He would have a been a little shit edgelord and gotten them in even worse trouble. Just look at his PR skills.

Still, with no way to corroborate facts on the ground one way or another, and with only the somewhat sussy timing contradictions to go on plus his continued public pining for April as though there's still something to preserve, I'm honestly only about ~70/30 against the core elements of the story being true. If April being so alienated as to fork over the bodycam footage ends up being the proof that I'm wrong, I will be very, very happy to be wrong.

We don't have to suss this out. Balldo eventually tells on himself, or the universe reveals is. Cow cannot keep secrets.

-1h10m: community service; his county sucks, pretty much all manual labor; Nick thinks he would be much better at hosting an AA group; he's very good with interpersonal communication

I thought he was excited to do work on police motors?

LMAO at the AA hosting group idea. Nick wants to be in control, and they need to break him and tell him to shut up and do the work.

- 1h7m: What happened after the cokestream: he and April accidentally did huge lines of ketamine;

So fucked up you cannot tell drugs apart. Truly, he was fit to watch children.

1h40m: sleep schedule; now that he is "working" he can't sleep, because his brain is too busy

All the brain power and no results. He should have solved quantum mechanics by now if all that energy is available to him.

- Gothic Sushi: Nick and Kayla were "certainly not" trying to fuck her

Now I believe he was totally trying to fuck her.

- 2h12m: Nick is once again "working on building a team" to put out a book. It's non-fiction. It will have wide appeal, "something you can imagine on a shelf at Target or Walmart". He's already found a researcher.

Add it to the list of 'things that will never happen unless someone does all the work for Nick'.

- Getting arrested was actually good because it forced him to take a break from work.

He was WORKING SO HARD while on cocaine that he had to cancel 3/5 shows to do... WORK!

It bothers me that Nick and April talked to the kids about their sex life.

But Nick's life was almost RUINED because his parents never talked to him about sex when he was a child! He told us that!

Where did MNPR have said they are going to release anything prior to pedomania?

He is 100% scared shitless and trying to provoke a drop of documents because he does not know what they may have.

 

[Truly Rural]

Watching the Null vs. Ralph stream

At around 24:20 Null declares that Ralph has lost the bet and owes $5000

I think he got the footage, bros.

If Josh got the footage, what I would do in his place is show a screenshot of it or couple of screen shots to Ralph and demand 5k. I might even consider offering the exclusive to the KillStream (watermarked of course) for additional 5000. Why the fuck not.

 

[LemonParty]

I was a fan of GayKieta after the Russell Greer book reading, leading up to the Rittenhouse trial but I jumped ship before the degeneracy arch. For me it was the "heat allergy" that threw up the red flags.

WTF is a heat allergy? That sounds like some fake and gay pathetic queer shit. You're telling me you can't exercise, enjoy outdoor activities, do outside chores/work, or even get into a hot tube (HAHAHA!). It's a lie I know but why lie about something that makes you seem like a useless crybaby bitch? He should have said Lyme Disease or Lupus.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Whippet = a racing dog that is smaller than typical greyhound
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Whippit = Nitrous tank
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I can see some sort of fight about Karen by Higgins and O'Keefe. Would have been very short, like one punch and JOK cracks his head and they panic and toss him outside (wouldn't be the first time for that kind of a story)

Also, JOK could have slipped and cracked his skull on the steps.....who knows? All I can say for sure, it wasn't Karen's Lexus.


None of his injuries are consistent with getting run over by a car. He suffered a basal skull fracture and some raccoon eyes.

He's got some marks on his arm, but they're not life threatening.




I thought Supertips were all about having a joke and a smoke. What happened, Nick? Why aren't you laughing?

iT's jUsT pArOdY

Rekieta will fight you in court! With the same level of success as a toddler fighting a mako shark.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Josh has enough brain cells to be aware of the poetic value releasing it on the Arrest-iversary on the 23rd of May. Which also lies on a MATI Friday.

More importantly, it is a pizza day.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I still say that Null had confirmation that the body cam request was approved before then and was just waiting for it to be ready for pickup.

My guess is he needed someone to go in and file a form requesting it.
IF HE GOT IT. Oh boy... What a treat.

Hearing Nick admit to getting anally raped by Aaron repeatedly like a submissive woman in a 50 shades of grey book
How does he think this is an own in any way?

Josh has enough brain cells to be aware of the poetic value releasing it on the Arrest-iversary on the 23rd of May. Which also lies on a MATI Friday.

More importantly, it is a pizza day.

What a fun way to celebrate the anniversary by looking back on some fond memories of how we got here.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I can’t be the only one amused by the fact that the thing that lit a fire under Dear Feeders ass to get the bodycam footage was a $5k bet with Ralph during one of Ralph’s drunken pillstreams

At this point as long as the footage is released and makes the Rage Twig rage out, but I unironically mean this: God bless Ethan Ralph, bish

I honestly wonder if Ralph will survive this year, his drug and drink benders are out of control his arm is lame and he had a head injury concussion and seizure.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If Josh got the footage, what I would do in his place is show a screenshot of it or couple of screen shots to Ralph and demand 5k. I might even consider offering the exclusive to the KillStream (watermarked of course) for additional 5000. Why the fuck not.

Ralph doesn't have $5000 and wouldn't fork it over if he did. He's just defending Rekieta because Rekieta hasn't pissed him off again and he doesn't have a lot of friends left. Mark my words though, Rekieta will piss him off again at some point. If Rekieta ignores Ralph for too long Ralph will get a bug up his ass and start talking shit. If Rekieta spends time with Ralph than eventually some communication from one drunken pillhead to another will cause one or both of them to get upset.

The funny thing about that is that when they do end up going at it, everyone will root for Ralph because by some inexplicable miracle Ralph has managed to be a slightly better person than Nick.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I honestly wonder if Ralph will survive this year, his drug and drink benders are out of control his arm is lame and he had a head injury concussion and seizure.

Roaches are hard to kill.
We're almost halfway through 2025.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta apparently leaked the first chat logs directly from the infamous polycule Signal chat which is called "Rekieta Fam" to Melton. The context would be on Melton's stream from yesterday, but I didn't listen to it so I can't tell you. It's pulled up around 56 minutes.

Kayla and April are still in the chat, but Aaron isn't there. It's likely they maintained the group chat even after he left (meaning it may have been called something other than "Rekieta Fam" when Aaron was still around). The display picture for the group chat appears to be a picture of the throuple with Nick in the middle.


Aaron's first message was sent at 3:46 AM and the second saying "I made it home" was at exactly at 5.

 

[Vibralldo]

If Josh got the footage, what I would do in his place is show a screenshot of it or couple of screen shots to Ralph and demand 5k. I might even consider offering the exclusive to the KillStream (watermarked of course) for additional 5000. Why the fuck not.

That spoils the fun of showing it on stream on the anniversary of the arrest

 

[Sneed Force One]

Rekieta apparently leaked the first chat logs directly from the infamous polycule Signal chat which is called "Rekieta Fam" to Melton.
Context would be on Melton's stream from yesterday, but I didn't listen to it so I can't tell you. It's pulled up around 56 minutes.

Kayla and April are still in the chat, Aaron isn't there. It's likely they maintained the group chat even after he left. The display picture for the group chat appears to be a picture of the throuple with Nick in the middle.
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Aaron's first message was sent at 3:46 AM and the second saying "I made it home" was at exactly at 5.

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> Aaron goes on Kino Casino
> It's all the fun parts, the Cuck stories, the drugs, the real gossip
> Nick leaks to Melton
> It's just the sad end of Aaron's marriage

Really got the best of us Nick. Your sure keeping the juiciest parts in reserve there bud.

 

[Kheapathic]

Losing April broke his brain, 50,000%. It's silly to talk like that, I do understand hyperbole, but at the same time; let's just do some quick math. 50,000% is equal to multiplying by 500. If you were to multiply $1 by 500, you'd have $500. If you were to multiply $100 by 500, you now have $50,000. So on and so forth, so we can readily see that it is quite the sizable modifier.

Now let's take him at his word; losing April broke his brain 50,000%. Not losing his wife, not losing his kids, not going to jail (he likes muscular men), not losing the literal gravy train of a fucking "job" he purported to have, all the shit he had and losing didn't hurt him as much. Losing his side piece (that his broke dick couldn't even get it up for), inflicted that much mental anguish on him.

Nick, do the world a favor, and fucking burn your house down with you still inside it. What a colossal fucking faggot.

Aaron broke that buck.
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Rackets, nigga, nigga please. I'm sure the context is missing, whatever it might be. But since we know you had to take industrial strength dick pills, which didn't always work, this makes it sound like Aaron was a booty bandit and he was telling you this can go the easy way or the hard way.

 

[CoomerTine]

If Josh has the footage he should slow roll it and start by releasing a few screenshots a day

Make this faggot squirm

 

[Melty Butter]

Context would be on Melton's stream from yesterday, I didn't watch it.

I watched about 20 minutes of it before giving up out of sheer irritation. Unrelated to your post about Aaron/polycule, this is what I caught about Supertips:

• Melton is no longer a CEO or officer or whatever he was for Supertips, though the emails still go to him. He is now forwarding them onto the new law firm.
• They (Melton and Moody) have hired a serious law firm to adjudicate the issues of peoples' voices being used.
• This law firm is gleeful to have the case bc they think the case is fun, as well as their clients.
• They have already changed their TOS (I have not fact checked this) to suit whatever fuckery is going on.

Tagging @Potentially Criminal in case he doesn't already know.

Note that Nick mentioned this a couple of times today. He laughed and dared people to try to get their voices removed.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I watched about 20 minutes of it before giving up out of sheer irritation. Unrelated to your post about Aaron/polycule, this is what I caught about Supertips:

• Melton is no longer a CEO or officer or whatever he was for Supertips, though the emails still go to him. He is now forwarding them onto the new law firm.
• They (Melton and Moody) have hired a serious law firm to adjudicate the issues of peoples' voices being used.
• This law firm is gleeful to have the case bc they think the case is fun, as well as their clients.
• They have already changed their TOS (I have not fact checked this) to suit whatever fuckery is going on.

Tagging @Potentially Criminal in case he doesn't already know.

Note that Nick mentioned this a couple of times today. He laughed and dared people to try to get their voices removed.

A cursory glance at their C&D, it looks different but the date of update isn't changed.

There's archives of it on Archive.is that I made before. Someone may want to compare and contrast. Don't have time right now but maybe later.

 

[PrestonHolt]

I'm wondering which breakup broke him more, loosing Aaron or Ape?

 

[Captain Manning]

If Josh got the footage, what I would do in his place is show a screenshot of it or couple of screen shots to Ralph and demand 5k. I might even consider offering the exclusive to the KillStream (watermarked of course) for additional 5000. Why the fuck not.

Because Josh is not like that, and Ralph doesn't have $5,000. I don't think he's doing this just for himself, but also to preserve the honor of the Farms. Nick threw down the gauntlet, and Josh picked it up. Nick shouldn't have been such an insufferable faggot and practically dared Josh to do so. It's basically Total Retard War now.

My guess is he needed someone to go in and file a form requesting it.

I assume it's a pickup because the request can be done electronically (and the ball got rolling on that LONG ago), and what he's requesting is probably gonna be several gigabytes. I assume they would put it on a DVD-R or BD-R.

At least, that's my thoughts here. I could very well be wrong.

Remember this was several Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Deputies (meaning multiple body cams), backed by our good friend, Minnesota State Trooper Joshua Monson.

Note that Nick mentioned this a couple of times today. He laughed and dared people to try to get their voices removed.

Yeah, because that never backfires on Nick.

"Sue me, faggot."
Monty sues and is, thus far, winning.

"You'll never get the body cam."
Null goes full aggro and vows to have Hardin sue MN if necessary to get it.

"You'll never get your voices removed."
???

 

[Soapmore]

it's becoming apparent as time goes on and we see more and more frequent crossover of seemingly unrelated cow culture phenomena that we are barreling toward some form of singularity and frankly i find the prospect exciting. what on earth could happen next?

Homeland Security raids Hamas Piker to arrest him and a nude Nick Rekeita is found under the desk, slurring his speech and wearing a strange plastic device on his testes that is momentarily mistaken as a suicide grenade.