DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
HULLO EVERYONE!

I am creating a new poll on the main thread regarding PWR's thread placement when I move it out of The Proving Grounds. Explanation below. I need YOU, YES YOU to vote.

 
Finally got my hands on DOOM. First level was fun on Nightmare. Game really makes you get in the thick of it with how the combat works and how many enemies there are. Reaction times have to be on point too with how many projectiles there constantly are and the parry. Can't watch DSP raw anymore cause brain damage but the TIHYDP should be a good watch.
 
HULLO EVERYONE!

I am creating a new poll on the main thread regarding PWR's thread placement when I move it out of The Proving Grounds. Explanation below. I need YOU, YES YOU to vote.

Phil MADE PWR. Who gave you the cockamamie idea to put his thread anywhere but here?

Wait a minute. It was yewww, wasn’t, @Big Brown Schlub?
 
assuming every projectile hits your target
Friend you made an ass out of an entire board with that one :P

(Also please tell me how the BFG works, I am a weak-spined liberal who vomits at every FPS and I always just thought it was a shmup screen-clear equivalent)
 
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Caught this on Twitter and felt it needed to be shared.
 
(Also please tell me how the BFG works, I am a weak-spined liberal who vomits at every FPS and I always just thought it was a shmup screen-clear equivalent)
An in-depth video explaining the specifics can be found here:

...But in a nutshell, the visible projectile the BFG fires only deals 100-800 contact damage to any target it hits. Unlike the Rocket Launcher, there's no splash damage what-so-ever. The actual reason it can hit multiple targets is that it fires in two stages, and the green energy ball is just the first stage. In the BFG's second firing stage, which activates after it has hit an enemy or some other obstacle, it fires 40 hitscan tracers in a 90-degree arc, from the player's current location, in the direction the player fired in, with each tracer dealing a unusually complicated math formula that adds up a random value from 1-8 fifteen times, which is where the overwhelming majority of the damage comes from.

Effectively, the BFG is a shotgun in disguise, and the most-effective way to deal with a big boy like Cyberdemons and Spider Masterminds is to get right up to their grill, allowing you to pull off over 3,000 damage on a single target, killing Spider Masterminds in a singular blow.

Now with all that in mind, let's take a look at some footage from Phil's playthrough of DOOM II:
Notice that Phil is ducking into cover between shots. What this means is that Phil is gimping his damage output because the second firing stage is being aimed at the wall he's hiding behind.

Now Phil is incredibly stupid, but I'll hand him a mulligan on this one because nothing in the game tells you how the BFG actually works. For how powerful it is, it's incredibly unintuitive to use, which is most-likely why its functionality has been changed in future titles.
 
Microsoft broke Kats PC so DSP gave her the mini pc but the mini pc is underpowered she can barely play Truck sim on it.

Victory lap about how he is smart for skipping Windows updates because of them bricking Kats PC.
you gotta hand it to the guy, despite it all he really is his own hero
 
Microsoft broke Kats PC so DSP gave her the mini pc but the mini pc is underpowered she can barely play Truck sim on it.

Victory lap about how he is smart for skipping Windows updates because of them bricking Kats PC.
Is that the old one with Windows 8? Just fucking reformat the whole thing with Windows 10/11 at this point.
 
Remember how he said he cried at the gay romance in season 1 of TLOU? I wonder if he was pretending to be woke or if he's really this self-unware.
I think he just lacks the ability to really look and or understand himself. He lives in the moment meaning past and future of him are totally different people. He also cant identify his own personality traits. I mean he acts like he can but i think that's just parroting what he thinks people want to hear. Like a psychopath who cant feel things acts like they think they should. DSP isn't a psycho but i do think he has a disability. That or he has the ability to be so deep in denial that his picture should be right next to the word.
 
Dent Umpa Lumpa gave Raw Phil a $50 superchat with the message “don’t listen to the haters your super entertaining man.” Same dent suhported Phil multiple times.
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192 responses from Raw Phil’s chat laughing at him. Phil’s got 20 minutes left and would have hit the goal by now if UL wasn’t a dent watching Phil in two streams.
 
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Dent Umpa Lumpa gave Raw Phil a $50 superchat with the message “don’t listen to the haters your super entertaining man.” Same dent suhported Phil multiple times.
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192 responses from Raw Phil’s chat laughing at him. Phil’s got 20 minutes left and would have hit the goal by now if UL wasn’t a dent watching Phil in two streams.
Yep, was a disaster stream and suddenly a person who no one's ever heard and has never talked in chat came out of no where, and started dumping money. You can tell this is a tourist cause they just created the account, and searched dsp and donated to the first dsp stream that came up.
 
Yep, was a disaster stream and suddenly a person who no one's ever heard and has never talked in chat came out of no where, and started dumping money. You can tell this is a tourist cause they just created the account, and searched dsp and donated to the first dsp stream that came up.
The Raw Phil chat was saying it was they who must not be named. Whatever. Retard no matter name or troon status.
 
You can tell this is a tourist cause they just created the account, and searched dsp and donated to the first dsp stream that came up.
It's just one of his whales on a new sock coming in and farming attention. Raw Phil's chat was nothing but talking to him and about him after he sent the money to the "wrong" channel and then he went to Phil's chat to drip feed money, further attention whoring, until he hit the $150. Same dented whale behavior they've been doing.
 
The Raw Phil chat was saying it was they who must not be named. Whatever. Retard no matter name or troon status.
Raw Phil's chat always says OIC when I've phonebooked many of these dents and know it's not OIC. They were screaming GamerChris (Gamerstevie's bff) was OIC early. They screamed that santitoriam424 (long time dent and dolphin) was OIC. OIC is smart enough not to give a restreamer money, it's usually only tourists that do that.
 
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