Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Man, our reputation has officially hit a new low if The Man Of Pig is gunt guarding our reputation.

Well, I've got bad news - it goes even lower than that. So sayeth Shaney-poo Butternokes:
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Second better Jackie is great, but Queen Leslie is a real O.G. She really can get these retards to say just about anything.
 
I think he's an autistic retard who viewed children as a hindrance to pretending to be a writer at Hooli's and going to Brewers games.

I also think that he thought, in his infinite (non)-wisdom he viewed severing everything as a powerplay to try and make the missus 'realize' she 'needs' him for support and he is waiting for that day she'll come crawling back.
Pat only does anything so that he can claim the label of the thing as an achievement. He's a sociopath who doesn't care about what he actually does, only what other people think that he does. His entire life revolves around bragging rights. Once you understand this, a lot of his behaviour and statements start to make sense. Pat's psychology is perverse, but it isn't complicated.

He hasn't made any real effort in writing for years, because he has "published sci-fi author" ticked off. He only wanted the label, he was never really interested in the writing itself. Sitting at the keyboard for hours editing your 15th draft doesn't grant you social status, so he doesn't bother. He did stand-up I think maybe twice at open mics and was terrible? "Stand-Up Comedian" achievement unlocked, no further effort required. Pat doesn't really want to be a Renaissance Man, he just wants other people to think he is. That desire for social status and admiration fills the void where his soul should be.

And, sadly, that applied to fatherhood, too. Having the label of "father" was the only thing that mattered. Actual parenting is difficult and tiring, so when the opportunity came up to not have to bother any more, he took it. He never loved his daughter, he has never loved anyone other than himself. He just wanted to boast about having a child, which he still does to this day.
 
lol "no tipping policy"? Here's a tip: you're fat and retarded, kill yourself. And Rick says he doesn't even know you. Sad!

Shame is suing Leslie btw, the top lawyers from the homeless shelter are on the case.
Next thing Shame will also claim he was head of Microsoft's legal division and single-handedly got over a thousand people to enjoy prison.
 
Next thing Shame will also claim he was head of Microsoft's legal division and single-handedly got over a thousand people to enjoy prison.
Too late he already claims he used to work with law enforcement and helped putting away pedophiles all the time.
All you need to do is wave a butterknife at Shame and he would likely fall into a PTSD coma.
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Too late he already claims he used to work with law enforcement and helped putting away pedophiles all the time.
Shame lies just as easily as Rick does, I can see him adding to all those other totes real jobs he's had. After all, he's already claimed he worked with the Secret Service? Oh, but he signed an NDA, so that's why he's got those big gaps in his resume. Fo' realzies.
 
Litigious faggots who use the legal system to harass deserve the rope. Pat is pathetic, but at least the scenarios created by his obstinance are amusing. Much like Pat, Shame is a leech who threatens women with violence. How are those cluster headaches, you fat, malingering queer?
 
Pigman is awake and seething on threads, though sadly I am unable to see what he is replying to
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Going by the time he woke up at around 04:20am to oink impotently and fatly.
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Meanwhile the threads xeet naming him as the one who will inevitably rape our albinigga queen Jackie to death is inching closer and closer to 14.88k updoots
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Lets check out some of the comments....ya know I might actually have to get myself an account because I feel I am missing so much funny shit with the surface level shit I can see
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- mfw I see the next selfie of Fatrick and he is covered in body glitter -
 
Not advice on how to not get super rape murdered into pepperoni, oh no no anyone can give that advice, but information on how to catch Patrick after he does it.
That is a very special person.
It's actually brilliant. Perfect defense. Ricky can't risk contaminating his pepperoni, so he'll resist making the unaliving if she's just covered in enough glitter.
 
Not advice on how to not get super rape murdered into pepperoni, oh no no anyone can give that advice, but information on how to catch Patrick after he does it.
That is a very special person.
Being raped by fatrick is not a possibility or a risk in the black community now, its an inevitability.

The most they can do is smear themselves with glitter and crisco and hope through their violation they might give the Pighunters the proof they need to have him sent to enjoy prison for the rest of his life.
 
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