Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Blackstar]

He's smoking blunts on stream now, he's completely abandoned at least pretending to be sober. He is SO fucked, straight up breaking his probation on video.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He's smoking blunts on stream now, he's completely abandoned at least pretending to be sober. He is SO fucked, straight up breaking his probation on video.
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You wish you gambled this hard.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You wish you gambled this hard.

Given his track record with gambling. I think its gonna result in another loss.

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

The Tale of Boss Man Jack

A time there was when Bossmanjack,
A simple man with love of crack,
Seemed hopeless, destitute and poor,
A bum, a wasteful raconteur.
He looked towards his future, grim,
No home, or car, his prospects dim,
Just manual labor of some sort
That buys cheap weed and child support.
So grim in fact a lesser one
Would reach at once for his dad’s gun.

Yet gods deemed fit to smile upon
This insignificant peon
To grant him wealth beyond surmise
As free as manna from the skies.
By boon deposited each week
From honest men in Mozambique
To keep him going one more day;
‘My god! My god!’ was all he’d say.

Now Bossmanjack, no fool was he,
He would not spend it on a spree
Of mindless waste and rude excess
Or fleeting charms of some negress,
But made instead a cunning plan,
Like any well bred businessman,
To take this chance, this heavens gift,
And by his bootstraps himself lift
Above the doldrums of mankind,
Through work to elevate his mind.

You see he heard of a machine
Where those with nerve and wit and spleen
Could double, triple all their cash
One only need be brave and brash.
And he ‘the boss’ was brash as all
He knew, for sure he could not fall,
And so he took his shekels there
And wagered all on black, a dare!

How time would slow, how viewers gasped
It’s red! It’s black! their hands were clasped,
They scarce believed he’d got this far
Where each new spin could buy a car
New bongs and bling beyond surmise
Yet Jack faced all with beady eyes.

As he’s been down this road before
And knew fate well, that faithless whore,
Who prompts one; rise on angels wings,
Then winks and laughs and cuts his strings
To watch him fall to basements dim,
Her favor kind to all but him.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

the 135K transaction just landed in Bossmans wallet
it had been in limbo for some time, and it has just landed
(it was meant to be 140k but it went down in price since the send)

 

[IKOL]

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One fellow lolcow of ours two blocks down the read have something to say to you.

 

[ATHKA]

Nice thread. I am going to dedicate my life now to gambling.

 

[Blackstar]

Nice thread. I am going to dedicate my life now to gambling.

🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE . PLEASE START GAMBLING . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY . YOU WILL PROFIT , YOU WILL WIN ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE

 

[dumbledore]

Not to sound like a cuck, but can someone call his parents and tell him he has 300k and stop him from playing?
Futile, perhaps. But it's worth a shot in my opinion. If someone has the number I'll do it myself and record the call.

 

[Spergichu]

He's smoking blunts on stream now, he's completely abandoned at least pretending to be sober. He is SO fucked, straight up breaking his probation on video.
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Better to burn out than fade away I suppose.

 

[Billy Bong]

What a fucking retard.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Better to burn out than fade away I suppose.

Sometimes the only purpose God gives you is to be an entertaining lesson to others.

 

[drachenbarde]

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Meanwhile, Bossmom and Ratdad are trying to sleep in the room next door at 3am.

 

[MadStan]

So he still has 135k. I say it again, 1 mil or bust!!

 

[BT9494]

Any chance the remaining 135K lasts until tomorrow?

 

[cans.wav]

Any chance the remaining 135K lasts until tomorrow?

He's either buying stupid shit or gambling so no

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

He's smoking blunts on stream now, he's completely abandoned at least pretending to be sober. He is SO fucked, straight up breaking his probation on video.
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kinda rude of him to smoke his brother's weed like that

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

kinda rude of him to smoke his brother's weed like that

He's getting rid of it the only way he knows how so his big bro doesn't get got. Awesome Lil bro action.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

This is soleley to teach rat-brother a lesson in not leaving his stash unsecured. Children could get into it. This should count as BMJ doing community service tbh.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

I am convinced Bossman's parole officer watches his streams and finds him too funny to send him to prison for a parole violation