Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
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I've found the perfect method for Chibi to reach N1 level of Japanese. This redditor passed the N1 exam just by reading Nukige (porn based visual novel), the original thread was deleted by mods but someone reposted it on a different subreddit, thread is here (archive). Here is a followup thread where he posts some proof, thread (archive).

This method seems tailor made for Chibi and probably the only realistic way he'll get to N1 level.
 
I'm Southern, and I fucking hate how these retards have co-opted our language. It's always "hey y'all want to not be transphobic?" Never anything like "y'all want some lemonade?" "Y'all best stop messing with that. '

I'm a gamer so my encounters with y'all is like

"why are y'all so racist against the Black samurai in Assassin's Creed Shadows"
Here's a recent one that triggered me: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/assassins-creed-thread.49162/post-21367830

"why do y'all care so much about censorship of Eve's body in Stellar Blade, just play porn games if y'all want to goon"
"why y'all are obsessed with the woke takeover of AAA video games, y'all should go touch some grass"

Respect to proper rural Southerners but the word y'all gives me woke PTSD
 
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All this y'alling made me realise I want Chibi's next life arc to be re-inventing himself as a Southern good ol' boy. Throw out that shitty Phoenix Wright cosplay and get a nice plaid shirt and some dungarees.
 
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So I am replaying the Kingdom Hearts franchise for the first time since I was younger and my God I can not look at Roxas, or Demyx, without thinking about Chibi.

The sad part is Roxas is my favorite character in the series.

I'm glad I'm not a Kingdom Hearts fan so he can't poison the franchise for me.
 
Playing Mother for the first time, and after leaving the house in the beginning and hearing the theme song in the first area, I can’t help but hear Chibi’s sweet voice in my head, singing the tune POLLYANA. Voice of a cherub!
As a Mother fan, I'm very glad I have that disconnect, otherwise I'd have the exact opposite reaction as this every time I play that game:
Instead of crying from joy, I'd cry in pain
 
You should be, and be glad you probably aren't a Nintendo fan cause I feel bad for those losers too.

To be fair KH and KH2 on PS2 were good. While we're at it, let's spare a thought for Phoenix Wright fans, Danganronpa fans, Persona 5 fans and any other games Chibi has touched.

Last but not least, I can't imagine what it would be like to exist as a Tomba fan. You simply cannot play this game without the specters of Chibi and CavemanDCJ permanently looming over you while ghostly words like "fast pants" and "pigs are common video game bad guys" haunt your mind.
 
The sad part is Roxas is my favorite character in the series.
His theme is one of my favourite tunes from KH, and I'm eternally grateful there is no version with lyrics for Chibi to ruin.
Last but not least, I can't imagine what it would be like to exist as a Tomba fan.
Thankfully it was Tomba 2 and not the far superior original game, so I can disassociate enough to still enjoy one of the PS1's more charming 2.5D platform puzzlers.
 
To be fair KH and KH2 on PS2 were good. While we're at it, let's spare a thought for Phoenix Wright fans, Danganronpa fans, Persona 5 fans and any other games Chibi has touched.

Last but not least, I can't imagine what it would be like to exist as a Tomba fan. You simply cannot play this game without the specters of Chibi and CavemanDCJ permanently looming over you while ghostly words like "fast pants" and "pigs are common video game bad guys" haunt your mind.
Tomba biggest problem is that most people even know about it because of Chibi and CavewomenDCJ incident. At least the first game some people like me remember from a PS1 demo disc but barely anybody who played the first one ever knew that it had a sequel so Tomba 2 was doomed from the start and it's 2 and half fans it has.
Speaking of witch there is like a spirtual succesor to Tomba,Mischief Makers and 2.5D games in general looks pretty good I asked the dev to include prefer if you were quiet he said he can't do it like that but that he had some idea how to put a reference about it so keep a lookout when it comes out.
Either way luckily most of the rest obscure and uknown games are left alone in their own dark corner of the internet where they will forever have 5 fans devoted to the game and the teams that made them. Unless mandaloregaming makes a video about it then it is screwed. Not always the case but for the most part those games get ruined to being exposed to wider audience who dig every aspect of it instead leaving it a mistery and intruiging. Some do better from exposure like Space Station 13 Remember when SSeth shined light on it the game became 100 times better.
 
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To be fair KH and KH2 on PS2 were good. While we're at it, let's spare a thought for Phoenix Wright fans, Danganronpa fans, Persona 5 fans and any other games Chibi has touched.
I love Persona 5 and the idea of Ren being a dumpy butter faced idiot is hella funny.
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I do feel bad for Earthbound fans with Pollyanna though.
 
I went back to check his tinder profile as it's been a while. I was half expecting to see that picture there considering the shameful display of photos he already uses on it; but alas, no.

He still has the famous god awful Shibuya cosplay picture as no. 2 of 9. If any women has swiped right on his profile it must be a desperate tranny or just severely autistic.
 
To be fair KH and KH2 on PS2 were good. While we're at it, let's spare a thought for Phoenix Wright fans, Danganronpa fans, Persona 5 fans and any other games Chibi has touched.

Last but not least, I can't imagine what it would be like to exist as a Tomba fan. You simply cannot play this game without the specters of Chibi and CavemanDCJ permanently looming over you while ghostly words like "fast pants" and "pigs are common video game bad guys" haunt your mind.
I think Ace Attorney, Danganronpa, and Persona 5 are popular enough that they're more capidly associated with other things besides Chibi. Really, the only things affecting fans of those franchises are the fans themselves, given how unbelievably autistic they are.

Tomba, on the other hand, is so niche that I'm certain most people only know about it through Chibi, to the point where it wouldn't even surprise me if, should there ever be a Tomba re-release, they have some kind of hidden achievement that references that video. I'd bet money that every single fan of that game has played it and thought "there're so many evil pigs in games".

Personally, no matter what I play, if there's a pig enemy in it, I will think of Chibi
 
Yeah, Chibi's taste in games is pretty normal weeb shit. I don't even think he's played any of the other Persona games besides 5 given that he only spergs about Joker.
To be fair like 95% of Persona 5 fans haven't actually played the game either and just have watched cutscenes on youtube or a streamer play through it let alone even touch the other games in the series.

EDIT: Posted too soon.
 
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