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Not many Louisiana sauces have peppers as the first ingredient, look at them, they're almost all vinegar first. Still, the best is the original.
The idea something is spicy has become so diluted it has become nothing more than a marketing ploy for many food execs.
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A "ghost pepper" was at some point the spiciest chili pepper in existence. For marketing purposes places like Popeyes put out "Ghost Pepper Sandwiches" and "Ghost Pepper Wings". Bullshit they were barely spicy it was just a marketing ploy.
 
It will protect him from having people seize his items and be able to create a payment plan.
The protection is the important part for him, if Billy insisted on payment in full, then he would have been forced to sell all his assets.

Now he has some wiggle room to discuss a payment plan and legal protection.
 
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It will protect him from having people seize his items and be able to create a payment plan.
as far as we know his only major creditor is Billy Mitchell, so it's not going to "protect" him from shit. If he's filing Chapter 7 it's going to literally result in hearings whereby his possessions are seized and liquidated to compensate Billy. As far as I know, Jobst himself was the target not any company owned or operated by Jobst, so basically anything he owns that's not in his wife's name except his computer and car is fair game as I understand it. If it's Chapter 13 he has to come up with a payment plan, this nigga's gonna be paying Billy like an ex-wife lol

since the party was jobst himself and not his business he's not eligible for chapter 11
 
as far as we know his only major creditor is Billy Mitchell, so it's not going to "protect" him from shit. If he's filing Chapter 7 it's going to literally result in hearings whereby his possessions are seized and liquidated to compensate Billy. As far as I know, Jobst himself was the target not any company owned or operated by Jobst, so basically anything he owns that's not in his wife's name except his computer and car is fair game as I understand it. If it's Chapter 13 he has to come up with a payment plan, this nigga's gonna be paying Billy like an ex-wife lol

since the party was jobst himself and not his business he's not eligible for chapter 11
That can be the result, yes. But at least he gets the chance to have a hearing and present an alternative payment plan.
 
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are you guys reacting to get a rise out of me or do you really think there's nothing wrong with giving internet retards five dollars for something worthless? Bunch of Belle Delphine bathwater collecting, onlyfans-subscribing pink sauce eaters up in here
How is it worthless if it's a tasty condiment one can enjoy on a variety of food items?

I might understand the vitriol if Billy had just launched his hot sauce-brand hot sauce to capitalize on his current relevance, but this is a product his family's restaurant has been selling for years now.
 
are you guys reacting to get a rise out of me or do you really think there's nothing wrong with giving internet retards five dollars for something worthless? Bunch of Belle Delphine bathwater collecting, onlyfans-subscribing pink sauce eaters up in here
Comparing a business that sells hot sauce to a porn girl is a stretch. Billy, for all his perceived faults, is just a dude living his life and has a legitimate business. He drew the ire of many faggots on the internet and won. That's worth the victory lap he's doing, and you can celebrate with him buy buying a bottle of peppers and vinegar. The reward of a couple bucks to him for some spicy juice on some meat is a lot more than giving a couple bucks to some whore so I can release tangy juice out of my cock meat.

I haven't bought hot sauce or bath water. But I enjoy a couple drops of spice on my eggs. And I enjoy seeing smug internet grifters get their comeuppance.
 
If he's filing Chapter 7 it's going to literally result in hearings whereby his possessions are seized and liquidated to compensate Billy
Talks about bankruptcy chapters are 100% meaningless here. Chapter 7, Chapter 11, etc. are all under United States law. Neither Karl Jobst nor his assets are in the United States.

I had originally written a much longer post and I realized it was getting stupidly long without answering the core question - will a bankruptcy Trustee make Karl Jobst sell his home to pay Billy?

The answer? Very possibly.

Justiceconnect.org.au - What happens to the family home during bankruptcy?

Justice Connect said:
The home is not always sold. Whether or not the home is sold will depend on your individual circumstances. The trustee will consider factors such as:
  • The value of the home and if there is equity in the home
  • whether there are any debts over the home for example, a mortgage
  • whether the home has been purchased with protected money
  • who owns the home and if there are any co-owners
  • who becomes bankrupt: the sole owner, one of the two co-owners or both co-owners

Importantly the site goes on to state that the trustee has three years to decide whether or not to sell the home and if they make that decision within three years then it has to be sold within 6 years of the bankruptcy ending (Aus bankruptcy is 3 years 1 day).

I don't know how long Jobst has been there, but the longer Jobst has made payments on the home, the more equity he has in it, and the more liquid money he would have at the end to pay Billy/Billy's lawyers as creditors if he were to sell the home and then pay off the remainder of the mortgage.

They do mention that if the trustee orders sale of the home that you don't get your ass kicked to the curb immediately and that the trustee will typically give you a few weeks to sort your shit out and find a new place to live. Potentially longer if you pay rent, keep the place clean, and are actively helping in the sale. To me that suggests the argument of "but this is my primary and only residence and I have a family" isn't going to save Karl if the trustee goes in that direction.

Again, I am not a lawyer, but I find it difficult to imagine a reality where Jobst isn't forced to sell the home. Unless he refinanced it recently (before the loss) and is somehow underwater/has very little to no equity where selling the home wouldn't generate liquid cash.

Jobst could also be underwater if he purchased his home at an inflated price and the market crashed, but from what I understand of the Aus housing market... it's stupidly expensive still. And if the house instead appreciated because he's been there for a while and the market went up, that's more equity that Jobst has in the home.
 
Are we really going to let the thread go into an autistic spergout whether it's based or cringe or whatever to buy Billy's hot sauce or not?

Yeah, Jobst and Billy are both lolcows. And yes, the hot sauce is grossly overpriced if you buy it online. A consequence of having to order a product that isn't widely available outside of Florida in person and having to ship/handle it in a much less efficient fashion outside that area.

I personally don't feel like buying the hot sauce but to those who are deriving entertainment value from Billy's antics the fifteen bucks to buy some hot sauce is effectively like buying a movie ticket. Except instead of just the show of watching Jobst's future prospects meltdown, you get a bottle of hot sauce at the end. (And yes, I get that the movie is technically free to watch, basically the hot sauce is "donations appreciated").

For all of Billy's sperging out as being parodied as a giant floating exploding head in a children's cartoon and being called a cheater and about how he's really the best at monkey arcade games I swear, at least when he sells you the hot sauce he is selling a product that's exactly as described. You can think it tastes bad, you can think it's overpriced, you can say I don't want to give money to a lolcow, that's fine. But the sauce is what it says at a given price point and Billy's name is on it. You can take it or leave it depending on how you weigh the above factors.

Karl is far worse for bilking his fans and the internet to the tune of $200K AUD about how help I'm being sued by big cheater Billy Mitchel gib moni plox and misleading them into thinking they were donating money for one cause (a theoretical suit by Billy against Jobst for calling him a cheater) when it was over an entirely different one (Jobst attributing Apollo Legend's suicide to Billy). That's way worse. He didn't say what the lawsuit was actually about because he knew he would have gotten far fewer donations if he said "Billy Mitchell is suing me over a retracted statement I made about him and Apollo Legend. I believe Billy is doing this to punish me for calling him a cheater." So instead, he used innuendo to con people into giving him money under the pretense of getting a court ruling that Billy's a cheater, a cause they would give him money for.
 
are you guys reacting to get a rise out of me or do you really think there's nothing wrong with giving internet retards five dollars for something worthless? Bunch of Belle Delphine bathwater collecting, onlyfans-subscribing pink sauce eaters up in here
White hands typed these words, because as we all know "wypipo don seezin dey food".
 
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